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Why do girls like to make weird faces in pictures? What's with all the fish faces? What's with that thing with their lip? And their pose is so weird like they are having a seizure or something.

i need pictures of creatures u can fine u ur bathroom and toilet i keep finding these weird lookin fish lookin

What species of butterfly fish should I do for my project/report? It a school project for biology class. I need some ideas of interesting -but not weird looking- butterfly fish. A list of butterfly fishes and pictures would be helpful.

What is this weird fish food? It looks like this http://www.free-stockphotos.com/download-free-pink-pills-isolated-pictures/ but it's not pills its fish food I think It is? It has the same container like pills except a larger hole for the food which is red and looks like blood. It's suppose to be kept in the freezer. My friend gave it to me for my fish but I don't know what it is and how I feed it to my fish. Can someone tell me what it's made of and how I feed it to my fish.

We found a weird fish? My husband and I were walking along a small pond and found a dead fish of some kind. It had the feet of a lizard but had the body, gills and a back fin like a fish. I was fricked out. We took pictures because neither one of us has seen one before. Any clue what it is. Some of the locals saw it is a muddog. But can't find any information about it. If you know what it is please help us. It looked like a fish with legs. If that clears it up better.

Need help with weird fish sickness? ? I got a couple of fish about a week ago, and I noticed maybe yesterday or the day before that my Dalmation Molly, Balloon Molly, and Black Molly all have weird sicknesses of some sort. The Black Molly started out having some sort of white cottony stuff on both of its eyes, and now its starting to have a little on its mouth and around its head. The Dalmation Molly is hard to explain, it's like its skin looks like bumpy or something, but it's hard to tell with its pattern. And one of my Balloon Molly's eyes is like cloudly, and a little puffy, kind of looks like the same thing on the Black Molly's eyes, except bigger. I'm not sure what to do, because I have two other fish, a snail and an aquatic frog and they all seem fine, except maybe the snail hasn't been coming all the way out the past two days. Will include pictures if I can get any good ones.

Something Very Weird is in my Salt Water Fish Tank!? Does anyone know what these things are!? They have about 6 tentacle and are fairly small. I saw that there is about five of them, but there could be more. So are they deadly, poisonous, and will they kill any of my fish or coral? I took some pictures and it looks like they were mating. But these creatures are just weird!! (Please see pictures) http://www.flickr.com/photos/47805168@N02/?saved=1 Please help! And thanks. I drew a picture of what these things look like. They have six legs that are covered with prickly spiny things. It looked like they were mating. If you look at the picture you can see there is white stuff coming from them. Plus there was more than one set of these things doing the same thing at the same time in a different location. http://www.flickr.com/photos/47805168@N02/?saved=1

What type of fish is this? http://fun.ql4.org/files/weird_fish/weird_fish_18.jpg I feel I can relate very well to the fish pictured above. I would like to meet one one day... Does anyone know what kind of fish it is? Even the general classification............ thanks for any help :)

My fish has a weird disease that i dont know how to treat what should i do? The disease looks like Y's and they r clear stick things that poke out from anywhere on the fish i cant post a picture because they died very quickly im pretty sure its not a fungus because i have been treating the water

Weird thing on my Painted Tetra fish. Help? Now my painted tetra are getting weird white things along the very tip of their top and bottom fins. Very fine lines of white, parallel with the tip of the fins, right along the tip of the fins. I looekd up some fish diseases and no pictures came up that looked like this. One also has what looks like a blotch of mucus or something on the base of their top fin. It goes from the bottom of the fin down onto the body, you could say it overlaps both parts a little at the point where the parts connect. I don't know if I should drop some Quick Cure in there or not, or if the white lines are just natural even, so please help me, and thank you.

What is wrong with my fish (pictures)? So just recently I moved my female betta (Lily), and my male guppy (Jake) to a bigger tank after they had been in a 5 gallon for about a year. They are now in a 40 gallon with 5 rosy minnows, 2 more female betta's, 2 more guppies, 1 angelfish, and another fish I can't remember the name. I recently tried mating Lily with a male betta and gave up after he tore away some of her fins because I really liked how hers looked. I put her a tank with Bettafix for a week to heal her fins, and then put her back into the 40 gallon. Now, I have noticed Lily, Jake, and one of the rosy minnows is acting weird. Sitting in one spot, hiding behind trees, floating near either the bottom or top and never coming out like they used to, and Jake sits on his tail. I don't even notice that Lily is eating like she used to and her fins have just started fading their color and they are all acting weird. Could it be from age? Or being overfed? I need some suggestions !! All the other fish are fine, swimming around like normal and I have had them all for a month. http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae52/laaine20/P8300028.jpg http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae52/laaine20/P8300025.jpg?t=1284077271

just got a new fish... questions? i just got two fish yesterday and i have some questions on how i set it all up... -TANK its a 1/2 gallon round bowl and it has rocks at the bottom with two plats on the sides. a little cooler than lukewarm water. fed everyday at 4:00 pm. they have a lamp overtop for light throughout the day but turned off when i go to bed. picture of area: http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb355/jessxchez1/fish/zzzfish3.jpg -LIFE they aare zebra dano fish. ones name is reptar and the other is peatree. reptar swims around for a litte than stops and rests for a little than continues swimming and repeats... peatree swims all the time. weird? picture of fish: http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb355/jessxchez1/fish/zzzfish2.jpg -SUPPLIES i use a black close nit net to get the fish out when i clean the bowl. i also use the clear medium shot glass to put the fish in while i quickly clean the bowl. the baggie of rocks are going to be replaced everytime i clean the bowl. the baggies are to put the newly cleaned rocks in after they dry for next time. the fish food is what i use to feed them obviously. i use a pinch everday at 4:00 pm. the wash cloth the wipe of the water on the table if its wet or if it spills. picure of supplies: http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb355/jessxchez1/fish/zzzfish1.jpg

My fish eye lens makes this weird shadow? My fish eye lens for my Canon Rebel makes a weird shadow ball figure on the bottom of every picture when I use the flash. Any suggestions to fix that? Example: http://i37.tinypic.com/2yvjx9e.jpg And no, it's not MY shadow.

weird fish need help to identify it? I went to falcon lake and was fishing off a peir for bluegill and i caught what looked like a crappie but had neon blue spots all over it and it had teeth.sorry i could not post a picture

Is this "fish" real or no? Saw some pictures of a weird fish looking animal with a huge jaw that looks like something a tiger would have. Here's the pictures: http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/creature1.jpg http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/creature2.jpg http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/creature3.jpg http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/creature4.jpg http://hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/creature5.jpg I personally think it's photoshopped, but if it's in fact real, it would be nice to know what it is. I'm sure it's easy to identify if it is real, seeing how it's like nothing I've ever seen before. Surely can't be mistaken.

Is being scared of fish weird? I am a teenager and I have always been a little scared of fish. But for some reason this past week my fear has been major. I went in a pet store with my dad and little brother and wouldn't go in the aquarium part. After standing outside for a few minutes one of the cashiers looked at me with disgust asking me what I was scared of. When I replyed the fish she got mad. Untill i got intimidated and went into the fish part. I clung onto my dad and started hyperventilating. I then couldn't take it anymore walked out of the store and burst into tears. Then today my step mom showed me a video of deep sea fish that were undiscovered until they washed up on shore because of a tsunami. I saw the pictures and had a panic attack. Worse than yesterday. I then talked to my boyfriend and him thinking it was a joke started laughing. My best friend called me and proceded to calm me down. I was shaking uncontrollably. Couldn't breathe. And was crying. My boyfriend later apologized but that's not the point. The point is. Pictures sent me into that state. Is that crazy? Should I see someone? Only serious answers please. And also. I'm not scared of spiders or anything so.. Yeah...

I masturbate a lot to pictures of animals found in the ocean (sharks,star fish, etc). Am I ok? Like, I don't think I'm bothering anyone, but wanted to make sure this wasn't a mark of some weird mental disturbance.

omg!! is my beta fish pregnant???(pictures inside of it) HELP!!!!? So I've had my beta fish for a while now, and the whole time I thought it was a boy. BUT I JUST noticed this weird bump on it. Like it's pregnant. I don't know if I just never noticed it, or if it's a girl and pregnant. Please, if you are like an expert or something, let me know if it's pregnant, and what I need to do!! I'm freaking out!! http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/sowhatbtq/IMG_3234.jpg?t=1223176011 http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/sowhatbtq/IMG_3236.jpg?t=1223176140 http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/sowhatbtq/IMG_3244.jpg?t=1223176164

What Is This Fish Called ?? ( i46.tinypic.com/1e2b61.jpg )? I went to the beach today, because in my country "( Singapore )" there was an oil spill coz two ship collided and i was there to check out the incident. I took pictures of the oil on the waters when i spotted this weird fish. Any idea what this is ? You can call me an 'idiot' for not knowing what this , im only 13 ;p

What black and yellow freshwater fish with weird fins did I see? I was at this rather small local fish store. They had all the usual except for this one fish. I've never seen it before and I can't find it now, so no picture. I couldn't find a name on the tank and the people who worked there were too busy jaw jacking to pay me any attention so I left. This black/dark brown fish was rather small and kind of a typical minnow or tetra shape but it had oddly set fins, higher on its body that were tipped with yellow or orange. It was just plain weird how it moved. I know for sure it was tropical fresh water, it was about two and a half inches long and was a middle to top dweller... they had a bunch of them too. I'm going to call them when I get my phone back on. Until then can you help me figure out what the heck this fish is so I can research it?

Does anybody else Hate these "pouty face" pictures, taken from weird angles for myspace? like these:http://images.fa-bulo.us/uploads/1536.png People take them all the time! Whats with the fish lips anyway?ha, it's so annoying! you can barely see the persons face :) I hate it, they think they are so cool when they do it! ahh lol ;)

WHY do girls make that weird kissy face?!? You know, the weird fish lips type look. It's not cute at all. Why do some girls do it in so many of their pictures?!

Weird Beta Fish Activity? I've had this female Beta Fish for about a month now and it has started a very peculiar behavior the past few days and I'm worried it could be sick or something. She usually would rest on top of one of the plants in her fish bowl and isn't a very active fish, less active than other Betas I've seen. But the other day she suddenly started twisting, jerking, and spinning around, sort of like she was dancing. After a few seconds of this she slowly floats to the bottom of the bowl and lays down for hours, if I couldn't see her gills moving I'd think she had died. She has done this 3 times (that I've seen) in the past two days. Does anyone have an explanation for this behavior? I'm very worried. This link has a picture of her when she is laying on the rocks: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1738659705396&set=a.1154789829014.2024217.1205730030&type=1&theater CORRECTION: posted the wrong picture.... This is her: http://a.yfrog.com/img614/4062/msnqr.jpg

name of weird crab-like fish in Caymans? i came across a really weird crustacean while snorkeling on the north side of Grand Cayman. Similar shell to a lobster, no tail. instead of claws, it had 2 really long sharp arms. Underneath were hundreds of little brushlike legs (or what looked like legs, they seemed to allow the thing to move), nthese legs were concealed under the lobster like shell. i don't have a picture to refer to, so i hope my explanation provides enough clues... Thanks!

what kind of fish is this and is is pregnant ?? [pictures]? i realllly want to know what type of fish this is, i think its a platy :P but it HUGE, compared to the platies we bought a couple days ago. and do you think its prego? thanks. btw, he's a little camera shy ahah. OH, and if any one knows why some of my fish likes to rub against something, like a plant or decor, then twitches or something . idk, its weird. is it normal? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/xXtiigers/Summer2010198.jpg <<< best picture:) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/xXtiigers/Summer2010193.jpg http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/xXtiigers/Summer2010197.jpg http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/xXtiigers/Summer2010194.jpg

What is this weird lump on my fishes head? http://www.wetwebmedia.com/CypriniiformPIX/Goldfish/goldfish%20tumor.jpg thats the link to a picture of another fish with a similar problem, but my fish has had his for a few years now but his are much bigger and less furry looking. PLEASE HELP

do figure eight puffer fish always look like they have ich? i just bought a figure eight puffer fish today and it looks like it has ich but i have looked through all the pictures online and they look like its just normal. not to sure what the deal is. i have already placed him in a bucket as a precaution and treated him with some meds so he should be fine but i just wanted to make sure nothing weird was going on thanks a ton.

Are there websites where i can look at pictures of animals with information about them? "Weird" animals.....strange looking fish, different types of reptiles, frogs.....not animals u would see in your backyard or at the zoo.

what are those keyboard symbol pictures called? ><((((º>? i dont think it's ASCII cause they're the ones where its heaps of dashes and stuff to make a large picture, but what's the one line ones? like this ><((((º> is a fish and this @>"---,--- is a rose. and what are the ones called that aren't made from keyboard symbols but other little things that make up a little one line picture of like pretty lines or weird faces and that... like these: ̿ ̿ '̿'̿\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ●▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬● if you have an answer and / or if you have any little picture things, can you post them please? :D thanks!

There is a weird jello like substance growing under the underside of my boat what is this from? ? ok i was looking at the under side of my boat today and i noticed a very weird growth. At first i thought it might be an egg sack from a fish. however when i touched it immediately knew this wasn't the case. The growth was a clear gelatin like substance on the under side and along the visible spots to open water the substance had a weird brown pattern can anyone shed some light on to what this might be if not i will try to take pictures.

Weird freshwater/saltwater fish? In the last 5 years in Terrace, BC, Canada, people have started fishing off the small docks on Lakelse Lake. However, many fish for "Bullhead", a small fish. They have spikes on the bottom of their stomach. The fish itself is small, reaching around 10-20cm. However, I also find these "Bullheads" in salt water in the pacfic ocean, instead having spikes on their head instead of thier stomachs. The salt water "Bullheads" are larger reaching 40cm if lucky. These fish live near and under rocks and love flashers. "Bullheads" are edible and taste not bad when cooked with pepper on top. But there is one fact I need to know: what is their real name? The name "Bullhead" is mostly known by kids. So, what is thier REAL names? Here is a picture: http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=bullhead+derby&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GGLR_enCA243CA243&tbm=isch&tbnid=8zM15cR2G3MY0M:&imgrefurl=http://www.fishingwithrod.com/blog/2008/06/22/multiple-species-bagged-at-bullhead-derby/&docid=W33QoIoBSH1IoM&w=1000&h=750&ei=e69hTor8JIfXiAL-p4G8Cg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=906&vpy=375&dur=2220&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=183&ty=179&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=171&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:24,s:0&biw=1280&bih=685

What kind of fish is attached to a tiger shark? Pic included? http://www.definingcharacters.com/images/tigershark.gif The white/silver fish attached to the shark...what is that called? I've seen it in many pictures, so I know it's not just a weird angle...

My fish has a tumor on it's face? One of my fish has a weird growth on it's face. It's getting bigger and starting to flake a little. It looks like it's coming out of a nose hole. I posted some links to pictures of the fish. Anyone know what could possibly be the problem? http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/TopazAngel111782/DSC00536.jpg http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e168/TopazAngel111782/DSC00546.jpg

how can i tell if my fish has ich? my fish have been acting weird and 3 have already died...how do i know if they have ich? i cant tell from white spots, i keep thinking i see them but i dont think i really am. if you could help wiht some symptoms or maybe some pictures or links, that would be great! =D please, my fish may me dying

is this fish / sea creature real? ive seen the picture a few times but im just wondering if it's real. it doesn't seem very realistic, but i was just curious here's the pic :http://www.akademifantasia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jaw-weird-fish-006.jpg

do you have any pictures of yorktown mall in lombard? i know its a really weird question, but please, if you have any of the inside(recent is better) i would really like them. one of my friends helped me come up with a youtube idea. i'll give you credit if i use it. i specifically need ones of the fountain, sakkio, outside spencers, and the ra sushi sign that has the fish on it. please!! email them please. jlefty94@aol.com or jackiellefty@yahoo.com. (if you send me a picture you just searched on google i probably already found it, so please dont expect me to use a picture you copied of the internet) i cant just go and take pictures of it

Fish grew in our tank? We have some snails we got from a little stream. We have had them for about 3 weeks and we just noticed that some tiny weird fish grew in there. Not sure what they are...I'm gonna try to upload a picture

are there such things as jaw fish? i came across this picture: http://www.akademifantasia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jaw-weird-fish-0041.jpg http://www.akademifantasia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jaw-weird-fish-006.jpg is it real!?!?!?!?! im scared to death of fish and any creepy bodies of water O.o is anyone else?

An odd question - does a camera flash annoy fish?!? Its a long weird story but I need to take a picture of my fish (they're fantail Oranda goldfish) and can't get a decent one - does a camera flash irritate them?

Weird Dream? Fishing and the Movies? Last night I had a weird dream. It started with me and my bf going to the movies. During the movies I went to the restroom then when I left I ended up outside getting taught how to fish by some older men along a deck. After I learned how to fish, I went back into the movie theater with my bf. It is said that dreaming about fishing could mean pregnancy but where does a movie falls into the picture? I guess this is just a random weird dream.

Do you think this girl is pretty?? (Pictures included)? I know some of these are kind of weird pictures, but these are all I've got. I'm not "fishing for compliments"...I'm just curious of what people think of me...Well, I guess I have self-esteem issues because my boyfriend of 8 months has NEVER called me pretty, beautiful, cute- anything. I feel kind of ugly but I don't know. It doesn't help that I ALWAYS compare myself to drop dead gorgeous celebs like Vanessa Hudgens, Megan Fox, etc. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/ahhxd517/sydneyandmandi.jpg On right http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/ahhxd517/n1164180001_30075545_7158.jpg On left http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/ahhxd517/n1164180001_30065804_7898.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/ahhxd517/100_0109.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/ahhxd517/sydney.jpg Yeah, sorry for all the kissy face pictures with the lips. I just noticed that. Btw, I'm mixed with Irish and black. I really apprecitate everyone's answers. I just don't like how some of you judge me simply by my pictures and the poses I make. But thank you for your input anyway!! :)

Fish Problems (Ich, Parasites, etc.)? I have some weird stuff in my fish tank, and I can't figure out what a lot of it is. I'm pretty sure that the fish have ich, and also there are some things on the bottom of the tank on the gravel; one of the things is that there are these weird, small, curly, white tubes. The other are these weird greenish brown log looking things there are 3 in a single area. Also, in only one area and it is very small there is this white thing that kind of looks like cotton on the gravel that I think may be some kind of fungus? Any help appreciated, I'm trying to post pictures of it too: Weird "logs" http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5993/pict0002vi8.jpg White tubes http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1981/pict0003dd4.jpg http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1065/pict0004xp0.jpg Cottony Stuff (Hard to see, but it's right in the center) http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1084/pict0001ys9.jpg Ich http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2458/pict0006iq0.jpg http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9026/pict0007nl5.jpg K so the tubes are just droppings... But what of the others? The logs don't look good to me, and I think the fish have ich...

Does anyone else have a phobia / fear of fish?!? I have a really weird phobia... of fish! Whenever I see fish in tanks, especially large ones (even worse when the water is murky or greenish), I have panic attacks, I get a weird feeling in my stomach...it's the weirdest thing. I even freak when I see pictures. I've had this phobia for as long as I can remember :\ Does anyone else have this fish phobia?! Having a fear of sharks is different than the fear of fish because sharks can actually HARM you...I'm even afraid of looking at goldfish.

Weird thing appeared in picture? Me and my brother were at this aquariam and I took a picture of him in front of the fish without flash and when we looked back at the picture there was like this person in front of it but the face was weird and dragged out...any idea what is it? Kind of weird. And no it wasn't me or my brother he was wearing red I was wearing pink and the thing had green and there was no green around.

FISH ICH HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!? So i was looking and my fish aquarium, A 30g tank with 1 comet goldfish, and one Shubikan Gold fish, when i noticed white *pimple* like dots on my shubikan, I knew he was a male and googled it for an hour and found out it wasnt ich, but then i saw a picture of a fish that has this weird "line" thing on their scales, It was ich, but my fish has that line, but there are no holes on her scales were ich would be hiding, here is the picture: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fVFIhtcUiIw/Rvxu2vi0JZI/AAAAAAAAAII/6_ZFN7edtVQ/s1600-h/ich-goldfish.jpg. PLEASE HELP! Im not sure if its ich or not but i love my fish more than anything and i would be crushed if anything happened to them, btw, the comet Goldfish is a girl, so they arent breeding whatevers, and yes, i do know for SURE that she is a girl. >.> Please help btw, they dont have claped fins, and no new fish were recently added, ive had these fishes almost a year. and they havent been rubbing the sides on any of their surroundings.

i dont know what kind of fish i have? Hi. I went to the pet store today, and bought 2 fish, the name was a weird name so i forget it heres a picture of the fish, could you please tell me what kind of fish it is!!:) http://s1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa336/starnb/?action=view&current=ME001.jpg

Betta fish problems What does he have? and how to treat it? i have 2 Betta's they both live in separate tanks and they have all the same plants. i clean both there tanks the same way. the tanks are filtered and are cleaned avery 2 weeks but i change out a cup of water every week just to make sure they have clean water.... i found that one of my fish (yesterday) acting weird not wanting to eat and some dark patches on his skin....(the other one USA is doing fine nothing is wrong with him) it was really late at night so i waiting till the next day got up early to go get Bettafix( a 7 day treatment so we are on day one)... i took a quick peek today when i looked at him there was Cotton like stuff on him... i grabbed my keys and went to petsmart got the stuff came home.. did about a 50% water change and added the meds to the tank with some aquarium salt to help.... I just took these pictures now and its 03/10/2010 at 12:45 WHAT does my betta have? http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/Rayraye07/Fish%20Trouble/2010_0310Fishtruble0098.jpg http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/Rayraye07/Fish%20Trouble/2010_0310Fishtruble0102.jpg I Love Dragon Ball with all my heart and would hurt to see my good guy go so please what else can i do for him if anything please let me know asap.....

Which of these pictures should I use for Facebook? The first one is kind of silly (I'm a silly person! :-), but I was just wondering if it looks kind of weird... Not fishing for compliments, I swear! I dunno... is it too lame to use a "I clearly took this picture myself" picture? I just don't have many of myself - I'm usually the one taking the pictures! Anyway... 1. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/019edited.jpg there's this one which was taken a couple of years ago. That's what's stopping me from using it. I'm the one in the front... 2. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/TuffNTinypics003edited.jpg There's this one 3. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/AudiandI.jpg And then another "self taken" picture. 4. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/A.jpg I dunno, I just wanted a second opinion, I guess! Again, I promise I'm not fishing for compliments! And by the way, I know that I look really young, but I'm actually 18. Just wanted to clarify! Thanks! :-)

There's a weird skin formation in my Betta tank. What is it? I have washed changed the water, and the rocks in my Betta's tank multiple times, but within hours a skin forms over the water with bubbles in it. i have to rip a hole in the skin so that my fish can get to its food. it is NOT a bubble nest. I know what a bubble nest is. I can send picture if necessary. i cant find any answers online or anywhere else. Please help. I really hope my fish isnt sick.

What is going on in my fish tank? There is something weird going on in my tank; baby guppies are dying, their fins look like they are glued or something. one dead Ram cichlid, colours got dark and didn't eat at all, other one's eyes look a little popped out, Dwarf rainbowfish had something that looked like a sore on it's side, then it died, few days after that another one died too. Others started having dark spots on their "skin". My female guppy has a deformed spine and sometimes it scratches itself on plants and rocks. I got these pictures from the fish with the sore-like-thingy. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/mustangi123456789/P1050464.jpg http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/mustangi123456789/P1050462.jpg I bet i can't even remember every single symptom my fish have had, so, what is going on!? Doesn't seem like dropsy, ich or pop-eye, used Tetra General tonic for a week, didn't do anything.

I don't know what type of fish I have? Yesterday, I went to wal-mart to go look at the fish and saw a weird looking fish in a guppy tank. I asked the manager when they got this fish and why weren't there any others? He told me that it must've been a new unregistered fish or something and if I could find out what type of fish it is and keep it healthy for at least 2 weeks, I could keep him! And so here I am, not being able to figure it out. It looks like it could be a cichlid of some sort? Please help! :( here's a picture: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm265/iHuzzah/Picture001095.jpg

Freshwater fish identification (I'm in FLORIDA)? You guys, I caught a weird lookin fish today and I can't figure out what it is. I can't get the picture on the computer for some reason, so i'll be as descriptive as possible. It was red and not very big.. He was maybe 10 inches long and had a very wide body, like a panfish. Short, flat teeth and one long dorsal fin. He had dark (maybe blue) stripes (about 5 or 6) and a spot on his tail that was maybe a half inch in diameter. he had two fins on the bottom. Kind of looked like a flier but was BRIGHT red, had the stripes and the spot on the tail. Any ideas on what it could be? The stripes were VERTICAL Golden Feather, I've already been to that site and I've found nothing. REDFISH DONT HAVE STRIPES and its shaped more like a perch. Dont answer if you dont know what you're talking about. I'm in lake worth. I don't believe it was an oscar, but thanks for trying... if oscars had organized vertical stripes (like peacocks only 6 instead of 3) and had a spot on the tail thats what the fish looks like i found out wat it was... a mayan chiclad cichlid**********

Are either of these pictures decent? The first one is kind of silly (I'm a silly person! :-), but I was just wondering if it looks kind of weird... Not fishing for compliments, I swear! I was gonna maybe use it for Facebook. I dunno... is it too lame to use a "I clearly took this picture myself" picture? I just don't have many of myself - I'm usually the one taking the pictures! Anyway... 1. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/019edited.jpg Or there's this one which was taken a couple of years ago. That's what's stopping me from using it. I'm the one in the front... 2. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/moptop197/TuffNTinypics003edited.jpg I dunno, I just wanted a second opinion on which one I should maybe use? And by the way, I know that I look really young, but I'm actually 18... or I am in the first pic. Just wanted to clarify! Thanks! :-) "The thing about being a girl" And you would know about that how...? Haha, just kidding. :-)

GIRLS ONLY:Weird question ; Do I look like a BUTTERFACE? okay this is my last question ! then im gona get to answering yours ! my computer is going a bit slow so sorry if im not getting back to you I will here shortly I promise. I know this is a weird stupid question but : do I look like a butter face ? ( not fishing for compliements Id rather have girls answer ) being nasty or nice ..I kno I asked alot of questions but now im starting to wonder about myself a little . So just answer please . overall retarted looking shot:http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g131/hiloloser/LOQUE006.jpg face (ew ) lol :http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g131/hiloloser/LOQ004.jpg http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g131/hiloloser/LOQ005.jpg and some weird picture (i dont even know) http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g131/hiloloser/LOQ035.jpg (just to show my so called ugly freckles . (none are edited or even cropped) [[ im sorry but this question got deleted I barley got to see the answers and it said I had 53 ! & i didnt see them .also before you answer this im not doing that with my lips they look like that becuz they are big and I dont like wearing lip gloss cuz they look bigger , I do have an overbite thats currently being fixed with braces.thank you --if it gets deleted this time Im not gona ask agian cuz that would be stupid . BUTTERFACE - is were you have a nice body but an ugly face.. Im soryy i make weird faces but I always do that for pictures . my bad ALSO i changed my AVATAR so people would stop being so nasty ]] thats my natural face it may look dirty cuz i have freckles--opps , I know I need knew foundation I use to be white as casper now im to tan for it..think before you open that trap of urs also if I dont do that it makes me look like a dead retarted zombie , expression mabey .?

Does anyone know where I can get shoes like this? http://www.polyvore.com/weird_fish/thing?id=7678101 The shoes in the picture? They are really cute. Or if any one knows where to get cute floral shoes.

Does anyone know what type of animal/fish/creature this is? I have a friend who was in Brazil and while they were swimming in the river, one of the girls came out of the river with this weird dragon type looking fish attached to her shorts. Does anyone know what type of fish or creature this is because we and some of my zoology friends are totally stumped by this one. The pictures are at this site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36881646@N04/3395306863/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/36881646@N04/3396110744/

weird question? we r going to Hawaii this summer and we are going to scuba dive. I want to get some really good pictures underwater -Do underwater disposable cameras work and have good pictures? Will they get clear pictures of fish while they are moving? or -Do you need a special expensive digital camera?

Any fish tank ideas? I have a ten gallon fish tank with two bettas it in. I have a divider so they can't get to eachother. It has a pump and I have to turn it off because it makes this really weird noise and I can't fix it. Plus it's miserable to clean. I am looking for a good size tank that has enough room for two bettas but isn't quite as big. I don't want a one or two gallon either. Any suggestions? Pictures would be appreciated too!

Is this picture nice or weird for my new profile photo? And NO, I'm NOT fishing for praises nor am I a person with lack of confidence and self-esteem. I just wasn't sure if this picture of me is good enough for my profile photo, I mean I like it but not sure if it's good enough. So I'm taking others opinions too. Pic: http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me6tzm.jpg Those who will be nice enough to tell, thankQ. :)

Does this picture look weird to you? Ahh I can't decide whether this picture is okay or just plain weird looking...lol. http://img253.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mypicture1pq4.jpg What do you think...? I edited it a lot..ha obviously. I'm *not* "fishing for compliments"...lol I seriously wanna know if it looks weird Thanks! lol bernard...drawn? thats not a drawn picture haha

my fish is sick!!!! Fish Lover calling for HELP!!!!!!? please help me!!!! somethings wrong with my fish...... i relly dont know what kind of fish it is but ppl say its an angel fish but still i'm not sure i know i shud post the picture of my fish with this question but i relly dont know how to....... the description may not be clear but i hope it gives u and idea of it!!!! anyways a few days ago my bro saw that there was this red mark on both sides of its body.......... so i predicted that it was hurt somehow but my mum says its skin infection for the fish,,, i have this medicine called " Aquadene fish care specialist" which cures all type of skin desease like sore spots etc.... so i put aside a seperate place (bowl) for the fish and put the medicine in it then asked my brother to put in the fish..... today i saw that the blood has been washed out and that the scales actually was torn on that spot thats why its bleeding!!! so do u think it will heal?? if so how long wud it take coz i've seen the fish look at the other tank which kinda makes me feel he misses his frends....i'm weird i know!!!! oh yyh and please tell me what kind of disease it relly is and if i'm doing the rite thing!!! http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1010209hm7.jpg http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p1010209hm7.jpg

Decorative fish net question - its not with what to use - its how to drape it.? It is gathered together on one side. When I lay it flat on the floor its triangular but bunched at the gather. I've tried putting the gather on a hook and pulling from there. I've tried a corner. It's weird! Should I remove the little thread that gathers it in the one spot or should it stay there. There were no instructions. I've surfed the net for 3 hours to find a picture ot instructions and have had no luck - thanks Kelly

HELP! What's wrong with my fish?!? I have three kissing fish in my aquarium. Earlier today, I noticed that its right eye like turned into a weird bubble. I don't know whats wrong with it. What can i do?! Here's some pictures. Close-up of its eye: http://i16.tinypic.com/5zla39u.jpg Right side: http://i9.tinypic.com/4y4ri45.jpg Him and his friends. Notice how the other two fishes eyes are normal. http://i9.tinypic.com/4m1zrqv.jpg Thanks for your help... :(

wierd white algae in my fish tank? Weird algae growing in fish tank? ok so i just planted these seeds in my fish tank so my betta could have some plants. where i planted the seeds this weird white foggy grass kind of stuff is coming out. its really creepy looking. what could it be? is it like a type of algae i carried in through the seeds from the store? Additional Details i planted waterlily, onion, barclaya, and Aponogeton. i got them from petco. i only had a few cents so i thought i would just buy seeds and watch them grow. anyway the stuff is growing even more. i think ill just wait for my birthday in 2 weeks and go buy plants from a water pet aquarium place downtown. Im thinking of getting Water Sprite, Elodea, and Hornwart. 17 hours ago FOUND A PICTURE! http://www.sgs-europe.co.uk/grass.jpg Loooks like this!

Is this picture nice or weird for my new profile photo? And NO, I'm NOT fishing for praises nor am I a person with lack of confidence and self-esteem. I just wasn't sure if this picture of me is good enough for my profile photo, I mean I like it but not sure if it's good enough. So I'm taking others opinions too. Pic: http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=me5r.jpg Those who will be nice enough to tell, thankQ. :)

What are some good names for these fish? Well, i'm weird, and i love to name my fish very carefully, so if anyone has any extra time.. or are really bored.. can you help me name my fish? I have five... i'll put up the pictures of what they look like... I want them all to be named "earthy" names.... These two i already named.... The first is a male named BLAZE http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/timandandrea/redwag.jpg And this is a female named SUNSHINE http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/timandandrea/sunburst.jpg These need names now: Female: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/timandandrea/sunburstwag.jpg Female: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/timandandrea/Mickey.jpg and a Male: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/timandandrea/Twin.jpg Remember EARTHY NAMES!! Thank everyone!!

Why does my betta fish have scales under his mouth that's a different color from the rest of his scales? he looks exactly like this http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/hounslowfish/webdoc16.htg/Red%20Betta.gif (its not him though thats just a picture that i found on the internet) and he has tht wierd white-ish scales under his mouth that look like this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Ciddian/Bettas/DSC02410.jpg wut does that mean? i just got him today. Its really small and not very noticeable. I left him in the container that i got him in for about 4 hours. Once i got homei didnt have enough time to put him in his tank so i left him in the container. When i came back home i put him in a bag and place him in the tank with the bag closed for him to get used to his tank water. But before i placed him in the tank, i looked carefully at him and saw the weird scales. my last fish died and he had the same thing just tht is was bigger. so now im worried. Do you kno what it is? is He sick and if he is what does he have? What can i do to make it go away? This means so much to me!

Help! Fish aquatic expert!? Last week I saw these little black baby fish or whatever it is in my tank and so I set up some java moss so they could hide. They are weird and they look like fish but they are not getting bigger and they hang on to the wall sometimes. I need to know if maybe they are little fish fry from my siamese algae flying fox or if they are some kind of parasite. I can describe how they look and they are tiny and their color is black and they are shaped like a little sucking fish. They still havent grown any bigger and its been two weeks. I have no idea i searched all over on the internet and I still cant find a picture of flying fox fry so that i know how they look so now im worried!! Please if anybody knows what im talking about comment asap thank you for ur time reading this!!! Thanks for all your information but I dont have a good camera to take a good picture of something so tiny! Well whatever it is my fish are doing fine so far and I hope its just baby fish because thats how they look like and I do have 2 siamese flying fox so it could possibly be theirs. Thanks alot for everything.

Which part of the script should I use to draw a picture of? Lilo And Stitch Script Read the charges. Dr. Jumba Jookiba-- lead scientist of Galaxy Defense Industries-- you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation. How do you plead? Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical-- completely within legal boundaries. We believe you actually created something. Created something?! Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... make more than one. What is that monstrosity? Monstrosity! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is bulletproof, fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects times his size. His only instinct: To destroy everything he touches! So, it is a monster. Hey, just a little one. It is an affront to nature. It must be destroyed! Calm yourself, Captain Gantu. Perhaps it can be reasoned with. Experiment 626 give us some sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good. Hmm? Meega, nala kweesta! So naughty! I didn't teach it that. Place that idiot scientist under arrest! I prefer to be called evil genius! And as for that abomination... it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away. With pleasure. Hmm. Uncomfortable? Oh... Good! The council has banished you to exile on a desert asteroid. So, relax... enjoy the trip and don't get any ideas. These guns are locked onto your genetic signature. They won't shoot anyone but you. Ow! Why, you...! May I remind the captain that he is on duty. Secure the cell! Aye, Captain. Captain on deck. All ahead full. Do... Does this, uh, look infected to you? Oh! Quiet, you. Gunfire in the cell bay! Open a channel. He's loose on Deck C! Red alert. Seal off the deck! Security, converge on door seven! Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight! There he is! Security to Bridge. It's in the ventilation system. He's headed for the power... grid. What was that? I don't think he's on the ship anymore. Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser. Yeah... he took the red one. Yee-haw! Hmm?! That's it! We got it. We got it! Hyperdrive activated. System charging. He's engaged his H-drive! Warning-- guidance is not functional. Pursuit Commander that crazy trog is about to make a jump! Break formation! Get clear of that ship! Navigation failure. Do not engage hyper... Get me Galactic Control. Where is he?! He's still in hyperspace. Where will he exit? Calculating now-- quadrant section - - area . A planet called... Ee-arth. I want an expert on this planet in here now! What is that? Water. Most of the planet is covered in it. He won't survive in water. His molecular density is too great. No... Of course. How much time do we have? We have projected his landing at three hours, minutes. Oh, we have to gas the planet. Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah. We've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population which, need I remind you, is an endangered species! Am I to assume you are the expert? Oh, I don't know about expert. Agent Pleakley at your service. Can we not simply destroy the island? No! Crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms have colonies all over that planet. Are they intelligent? No, but they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet they have to begin life all over. It's fascinating, isn't it? With this, I've been able to study... What if our military forces just landed there? Well, that'd be a bad idea! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic! A quiet capture would require an understanding of - - that we do not possess! Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would you send for his extraction? Does he have a brother? Close grandmother, perhaps? Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard? He got away? I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you. I designed this creature for to be unstoppable. Which is precisely why you must now bring him back. What? Me? And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture. - - will not come easily. Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to... Plasma cannon granted. Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba? B-B-But it's a delicate planet! Who's going to control him? You will. Very good, Your Highness. I... I didn't quite... Uh, you're notjoking! So, tell me, my little one-eyed one on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed? Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali iwahine O Lili ulani O ka Wohi ku Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue Na waihooluu a halikeole E nana na maka i ke ao malama Mai Hawaii akea i Kauai... O Kal'kaua he inoa O Ka pua mae ole i ka I' Ka pua maila i ka mauna I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea Ke 'maila i K'lauea M'lamalama i Wahinekapu A ka luna o Uw'kahuna I ka pali kapu o Ka auea Ea mai ke ali i kia manu Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo Ka pua nani a o Hawai i O Kal'kaua he inoa O Kal'kaua he inoa Ka pua mae ole i ka I' Ka pua maila i ka mauna I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea Ke 'maila i K'lauea... One, two, three, four... ...M'lamalama i Wahinekapu... Ay-yi-yi. ...A ka luna o Uw'kahuna I ka pali kapu o Ka auea Mahalo nui ia Ke Ali iwahine O Lili ulani O ka Wohi ku... Ea mai ke ali i kia manu Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo Ka pua nani a o Hawai I O Kal'kaua he inoa... He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua Kulele. -Whoa! -Whoa! Stop. Stop. Lilo, why are you all wet? It's sandwich day. Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. Pudge is a fish? And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? Fish? It's fish! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is-is stinkin' tuna! Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Pudge controls the weather. You're crazy. Please! Please! Everybody calm down! Girls... Shh. Lilo... I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't do it again! Maybe we should call your sister. No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced. Ooh, she bit me. Eww! I called your sister. She said to wait for her here on the porch. We'll try again on Sunday. Does this look infected to you? Yeah. You better not have rabies. If you have rabies the dogcatcher is going to have to cut... Are you going to play dolls? You don't have a doll. This is Scrump. I made her, but her head is too big. So I pretend a bug laid eggs in her ears, and she's upset because she only has a few more days to... Lilo! Lilo? Lilo? Oh, no. You better be home. Hey! Watch where you're going! Stupidhead! I found a new place to dwell... Oh, Lilo! Lilo! Open the door, Lilo! Go away. ...You make me so lonely, baby... Lilo? We don't have time for this. ...I get so lonely... Leave me alone to die. Come on, Lilo that social worker's going to be here any minute! ...You still can find some room For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom Don't make me so lonely, baby Don't make me so lonely I get so lonely I could die... The bellhop's tears keep flowin'... You are so finished when I get in there! Well, they been so long on Lonely Street They ain't ever gonna look back... Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender push puree, then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, Mmm, this is great. What's your secret? I'm going to say... Love... and nurturing. Hi. Uh... You must be the, uh... The stupidhead. Oh! Oh... Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that and if I'd known who you were, of course I never would've... Uh... I can pay for that. It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question? Yes. I'm Nani. Nice to meet you, Mister...? Bubbles. Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange... Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani? Uh... I thought we could sit out here and talk. I don't think so. Right. Uh... ...It's always crowded... This way. ...You still can find some room For brokenhearted lovers to cry away their gloom You make me so lonely, baby... Uh... wait here. Hey! So... lemonade? Do you often leave your sister home alone? No. Never. Well, except forjust now. Uh, I had to run to the store to get some... Oh! You left the stove on while you were out? Low heat! Just a simmer. Mmm! It's coming along great. I found that this morning. Lilo! There you are. Honeyface... this is Mr. Bubbles. Nice to meet you. Your knuckles say Cobra. Cobra Bubbles. You don't look like a social worker. I'm a special classification. Did you ever kill anyone? We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you happy? I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways before crossing the street and take long naps, and get disciplined. Disciplined? Yeah. She disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. -With bricks. -No... Bricks? Uh-huh, in a pillowcase. Okay! That's enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty? Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have indeed gone wrong. My friends need to be punished. Call me next time you're left here alone. Yep. In case you're wondering, this did not go well. You have three days to change my mind. -Blah. -Eww! Lilo! Why didn't you wait at the school? You were supposed to wait there! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? Answer me! No! No, you don't understand? No! No, what? No! You're such a pain! So why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?! At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Go ahead! Then you'll be happy because it'll be smarter than me, too! And quieter! You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you! Go to your room! I'm already in my room! Hey. I brought you some pizza, in case you were hungry. We're a broken family, aren't we? No. Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you. We're sisters. It's ourjob. Yeah, well, from now on... I like you better as a sister than a mom. Yeah? And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? Oh... Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Yes, I do. I hit Mertle Edmonds today. You hit her? Before I bit her. You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't... People treat me different. They just don't know what to say. I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good. Yeah? Would that be good? Oh! My camera's full again. Aren't they beautiful? A falling star! I call it! Get out! Get out! I have to make a wish! Can't you go any faster? Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me. No, it's not! It is, too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. You rotten sister! Your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?! It's me again. I need someone to be my friend... someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... the nicest angel you have. What we when hit? There it is. It stay jammed under the fender. We better call somebody. We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die... something sturdy, you know? Like a lobster. Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog. So nice to see your pretty face again! Jumba? We need your name and address at the bottom of the form... The kennel's back this way. Go. Pick someone out. Hello? Hello?! Are there any aminals in here? Hello! Hi. Hoh... ha... Hi... Wow! Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable. Except that one! What is that thing?! A dog, I think. But it was dead this morning. It was dead this morning?! Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck. I like him! Come here, boy. Oh! Aah! Wouldn't you like a different dog? We have better dogs, dear. Not better than him. He can talk! Say hello. He... Hel... Dogs can't talk, dear. He did. Does it have to be this dog? Yes, he's good. I can tell. You'll have to think of a name for him. His name is... Stitch. Now, that's not a real name... Hmm. Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh. ...in Iceland... but here, it's a good name. Stitch it is. And there's a two dollar license fee. I want to buy him! Can I borrow two dollars? He's all yours. You're all mine. Well, what's he doing? Shh! Keep quiet. He's listening for us. How good is his hearing? I mean, can he... Why don't you run? Coming! I'm coming! Stop! I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous! Don't worry, I won't hit her. No! That girl is a part of the mosquito food chain. Here! Educate yourself. Using a little girl for a shield. This is low, even for you! Whoo-hoo! Bah! Tear him apart with all both my bare hands! Have you lost your mind?! What is it, Stitch? We cannot be seen! Bad dog, barking at nothing! You can't shoot, and you can't be seen. Look at you! You look like a monster. We have to blend in. Okay, I got to get to work. Stick around town and stay out of the roads, okay? I'll meet you at : . Hmm? Oh! Ah! Okay, I guess we should be going. What about Stitch? My friends! What do you want? I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face. Apology not accepted. Now get out of my way before I run you over. I got a new dog. His name is Stitch. That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw. -Yeah. -Yeah. Eww! Get it away from me! I'm gonna get a disease! Somebody do something! Oh, great! He's loose. His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe. It's nice to live on an island with no large cities. Are you okay? Doo-doo... Doo-doo... You can shake an apple off an apple tree Shake-a, shake-a, sugar, but you'll never shake me -Uh-uh-uh -Doo-doo-doo No, siree, uh-uh... Uh-uh. ...Doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo I'm gonna stick like glue Stick because I'm... Stuck on you I'm gonna run my fingers Through your long, black hair... Hey, over here, little buddy. ...Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear -Uh-uh-uh -Doo-doo-doo Yes, siree, uh-huh Doo-doo-doo, Doo-doo-doo I'm gonna stick like glue Stick because I'm... Stuck on you Hide in the kitchen Hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side... When you're ready to give up just let us know, heh? Whee! ...Uh-uh-uh... Yeah! This is you. This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. Ay-yi-yi, Lilo! Your dog cannot sit at the table. Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts. Oh, you didn't even eat your sweet potato. I thought you liked them. Desserts! David! I got a new dog. Oh! You sure it's a dog? Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over. Yum! Hey... Blah! Eww! Howzit, Nani? Did you catch fire again? Nah, just the stage. Listen, I was wondering if you're not doing anything this... David, I told you, I can't. I... I got a lot to deal with right now. I know. I just figured you might need some time... You smell like a lawn mower. Look, I got to go. The kid at table three's throwing poi again. Maybe some other time, okay? Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary. She thinks it's fancy? Blech! Oh! Mmm! Aha! Look what I find! Get restraints! Right. Ow! Take that! Hurry! Uh, hold still just a... Aah! Hey, Nani! Is that your dog? Uh... All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay. Oh, your head looks swollen. Actually, she's just ugly. Darling... He's joking. Ugly-- look at me... Uh, this is not working out. Uh, b-but... Mm-mm. Yeah? Well, who wants to work at this stupid... fakey luau anyway. Come on, Lilo. Did you lose yourjob because of Stitch and me? Nah. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. I knew it. This is a great home. You'll like it a lot. See? Uh, Lilo... Comfy. -Hey! -Hey! What is the matter with you? Be careful of the little angel! It's not an angel, Lilo. I don't even think it's a dog. We just have to take him back. He's just cranky because it's his bedtime. He's creepy, Lilo. I won't sleep while he's loose in the house. You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine! Hey, what are you doing? Stop that, Stitch! Hey! Look at him, Lilo. He's obviously mutated from something else. We have to take him back. He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about O'hana? He hasn't been here that long. Neither have I. Dad said O'hana means family. Huh? O'hana means family. Family means... ...nobody gets left behind. Or...? Or forgotten. I know. I know. I hate it when you use O'hana against me. Mmm. Don't worry, you can sleep right next to me. Look how curious the puppy is. This is my room, and this is your bed. This is your dolly and bottle. See? Doesn't spill. I filled it with coffee. Good puppy. Now get into bed. Hey! That's mine! Down! Mmm! Be careful of that! You don't touch this! Don't ever touch it! No! Don't pull on her head! She's recovering from surgery. No! That's from my blue period. Mmm... There. You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change? Ah! Wow. San Francisco. Save me! Eek! No more caffeine for you. This little girl is wasting her time. - - cannot be taught to ignore its destructive programming. Ooh! Push that over. What are you doing? Nothing! Uh, say, I want to try it on. No! Share! Let me try it! Hey! Ow! You're justjealous 'cause I'm pretty! Don't move. A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one. And another one! Why, it's a whole flock. And they like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're, um, they're.... I think it might be a koala. An evil koala. I can't even pet it. It keeps staring at me, like it's going to eat me. Hello? Nani? Hello? Are you there? Now, this is interesting. What? - - was designed to be a monster but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night? Nah! Hmm. Hmm... That's the Ugly Duckling. See? He's sad because he's all alone and nobody wants him but on this page, his family hears him crying and they find him. Then the Ugly Duckling is happy because he knows where he belongs. Hmm... Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan. Nani. Nani! Uh... yeah? Look. We can't go on together With suspicious minds... ...cious minds... ...can build our dreams... ...On suspicious minds... Heard you lost yourjob. Well, uh, actually, I just quit thatjob because, you know, the hours are just not conducive to the challenges of raising a child... Hey! I am so sorry about that. What is that thing? That's my puppy. Really? Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience but I cannot ignore you beingjobless. Do I make myself clear? Perfectly. And next time I see this dog I expect it to be a model citizen... capisce? Uh... yes? New job. Model citizen. Good day. You look like an angel... Mrs. Hasagawa? I'm here to answer your newspaper ad. Elvis Presley was a model citizen. ...Walk like an angel... I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one is dancing. I can't talk now, dear. I'm waiting for someone to answer my ad. That's why I'm here. Hands on your hips. Now follow my lead. Ooh-hoo. ...You fooled me with your kisses... Ah! That's my want ad. I know! ...Heaven knows how you lied to me You're not the way... Whoa, whoa! Why is everything so dark? I am all about coffee. Let's move on to step two. ...Walk like an angel... Elvis played guitar. Here. ...Talk like an angel... Hold it like this, and put your fingers here. See? Now you try. ...and I make great cappuccinos and lattes with... I wish I could, Nani, but I just hired Teddy and with tourist season ending... Concierge-er-ing is my life. ...You look like an angel... I just love to answer phones... This is the face of romance. ...Walk like an angel... She looks like she could use some lovin'. ...Talk like an angel, but I got wise... Oh, we might have something. Good. Now kiss her. ...The devil in disguise... I'm sure Elvis had his bad days, too. I'm all about saving people? ...I thought that I was in heaven... Actually, I do think we have an opening. Really? Okay, this is it. ...But I was sure surprised... Time to bring it all together. Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job. ...The devil in your eyes You're the devil in disguise... It's all you! Knock 'em dead! ...The devil in disguise You're the devil in disguise... Don't crowd him! ...Oh, yes, you are The devil in disguise... The devil in disguise, oh, yes... Hey, knock it off! Hey, Lilo! Howzit... Nani? We've been having a bad day. Hmm... Hey, I might not be a doctor but I know that there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. What you think? I think that's a great idea. -Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -'Ano'ai ke aloha e -'Ano'ai ke aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e -Aloha e, aloha e 'Ano'ai ke aloha e 'Ano'ai ke aloha e... There's no place I'd rather be Than on my surfboard out at sea Lingering in the ocean blue And if I had one wish come true I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha O ka moana, hanupanupa -Lalala i ka la hanahana -Whoo! -Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one -Whoo! Yeah! Helehele mai kakou e Hawaiian roller coaster ride There's no place I'd rather be Than on a seashore dry, wet free On golden sand is where I'd lay And if I only had my way I'd play till the sun sets beyond the horizon Lalala i ka la hanahana Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one It's time to try the Hawaiian roller coaster ride Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka No worry, no fear, ain't no biggy, brahda Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out Front side, back side, goofy-footed, wipe out Let's getjumpin', surf's up and pumpin' Coastin' with the motion of the ocean Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling Hawaiian roller coaster ride... Oh, can't complain, Mom. I'm camping out with a convicted criminal and, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster! Wait... something is not right. - - is returning willingly to water. Oh, hold on, Mom-- another call. Mr. Pleakley, you are overdue. I want a status report. Oh, uh, things are going well. He cannot swim! Things are going well. Jumba, aren't they going well? Why will he risk drowning? Jumba? Jumba, help me out here. I would have expected you back by now, with - - in hand. Just a few things left to pack and, uh, we'll be... Hang up. We are going swimming. Huh? There's no place I'd rather be Than on my surfboard out at sea Lingering in the ocean blue And if I had one wish come true I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Flying by On a Hawaiian roller coaster ride Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha O ka moana, hanupanupa Lalala i ka la hanahana -Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one -Yeah! Helehele mai kakou e Hawaiian roller coaster ride. Lilo! What happened? Oh... some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel. Where's Stitch? Get off of her! What happened? Stitch dragged her down. We lost Stitch! Lilo? Lilo, look at me. Look at me, baby. Are you hurt? No. He's unconscious, but I think he's alive. David, take Lilo. This isn't what it looks like. We were... It-It's just that... I know you're trying, Nani but you need to think about what's best for Lilo... even if it removes you from the picture. I'll be back tomorrow morning for Lilo. I'm sorry. Nani? Is there something I can do? No, David. Uh, I need to take Lilo home now. We have a lot to talk about, Lilo. Thanks. You know, I really believed they had a chance. Then you came along. Lilo, honey... we have to, uh... Don't worry. You're nice, and someone will give you a job. I would. Come here. Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe E ke onaona noho i ka lipo One fond embrace, a ho'i a'e au Until we meet again. That's us before... It was rainy, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things and push me. Our family's little now and we don't have many toys but if you want, you could be part of it. You could be our baby and we'd raise you to be good. O'hana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind but if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves. L... L... Lost. I'm lost. Help! I don't like the ocean! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors in the war... It's a shark! It's a shark, and it ain't friendly! It looks like a dolphin. Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Oh, octopus, come and help me? An octo... octopus is worse than a shark! I hate this planet! Oh... little monster! Uh, Agent Pleakley here. I have lost patience with you both. Have you captured - - or not? Um... Uh-uh... Consider yourselves fired and prisonbound. Your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable! But, uh... mm... We're fired! Now we do it my way! Your way? Oh... uh, wait! It seems I have overestimated Jumber and Blinkley. Uh, Jumba and Pleakley. Whatever. The mission is in jeopardy. This could be your chance to redeem yourself, Captain Gantu. How soon will you be prepared to leave? Immediately. Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive. Yes. Yes, that's it. Come quietly. Mm... waiting. For what? Family. Ah! You don't have one. I made you. Oh... maybe I could... You're built to destroy. You can never belong. Now come quietly and we will take you apart. No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run! Lilo. I didn't hear you get up. Baby, what's wrong? Stitch left. Really? It's good he's gone. He didn't want to be here, anyway. We don't need him. Lilo... sometimes you try your hardest but things don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes things have to change and maybe sometimes they're for the better... even if... Nani! David! I think I found you a job. You what?! Old man Kukhkini's store, but we got to hurry. Oh, um, okay. Lilo? Baby, this is really important. I need you to stay here for a few minutes. I'm going to be right back. Lock the door and don't answer it for anyone, okay? Things are finally turning around. Aw, David, I owe you one. That's okay. You can just date me, and we'll call it even. Come back here, you little...! Stitch? What is it? Shh! Oh, hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore. Didn't I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules. Ha! Ooh. Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! You ain't nothin' but a hound dog... What are we going to do? ...Cryin' all the time... Ooh! I love this song! Pliers. Screwdriver. Check. Come out, my friend from whomever you're hiding behind. ...Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no friend of mine... What the...? Ooh! Come on! What's the big deal? I'll put you back together again. I'll make you taller and not so fluffy! I like fluffy! No... No... No! Oh, leave my mother out of this! You could do with a makeover. I tried to give you my good looks but let's face it, something went wrong. No! Quick! Follow me! If we make it to... You're alive! They're all over the place! Running away? Here... let me stop you. You always get in the way! Where's the girl? What have you done to the girl? Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house. No, no, no! No aliens! Blue punch buggy! No punch back. They want my dog! There's no need to alert the authorities. Everything's under control. Lilo, who was that? Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw. Lilo! Don't hang...! Ha! You shouldn't play with guns. Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh, I just remembered. It's your birthday! Happy birthday! Merry Christmas! It's not Christmas. Happy Hanukkah! We're leaving Stitch? Trust me. This is not going to end well. -One potato. -Two potato. -Three potato. -Four. -Five potato. -Six potato. Seven potato, more. My... mother... told... me... you... are... it. Oh, I win! Thanks. Mahalo plenty. You won't be disappointed. I'll show up early to help with the morning deliver... Oh, don't turn left. No. One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face. Oh, Lilo! Please don't do this. You know I have no choice. No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance! You're making this harder than it needs to be. But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me! Is this what she needs?! It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you. Lilo! Lilo! -Lilo! -Lilo! Lilo! -Lilo! -Lilo! You ruined everything. You're one of them? Ooh! Get out of here, Stitch. Surprise! And here I thought you'd be difficult to catch. Ho-ho-ho. Silly me. Lilo? Lilo! There you go, all buckled up for the trip. And look-- I even caught you a little snack. No! Stop! Lilo. Aah! Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now where is Lilo? Talk! I know you can. Okay, okay. Where's Lilo? Lilo... Now all your washing is up! You're under arrest! Read him his rights. Listen carefully. Hello? Galactic Command? Experiment 626 is in custody. We'll wait right here. Huh? Don't interact with her. Where's Lilo? Who? What?! Lilo... my sister. Uh, sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh... Lilo! She's a little girl-- this big! She has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that thing! Uh... We know her. Bring her back. Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of Galactic resources. See, problem is... we're just here for him. So she's gone? Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore. Come. O'hana. Huh? Hey! Get away from her. No! What did you say? O'hana means family. Family means... ...nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten. Yeah. Hey... What?! After all you put me through you expect me to help you just like that?! Just like that?! Ih.

What kind of fish should I get for a 2 gallon tank with a filter that creates a weak current? Now that you guys resolved my previous question. I know not to get a beta. But I still want a fish!! So, for a 2 gallon tank, with a filter that creates a slight current. (Not too strong, but not terribly weak either). What kind of fish should I get?! (Oh! We also have a small tank heater, it did fine for our old tiger barbs, but it's optional. I just want a freakin fish!! LOL.) Here is the criteria: 1.) The fish must be able to survive in the 2 gallon tank. WITH the filter that creates a weak current. My boyfriend likes the filter so much he would rather have the tank run with no fish then remove it. (It makes a trickling water noise...I don't know, he's weird.) 2.) It has to be able to survive on regular fish flakes and bread crumbs. I don't really want to bother with larvae and stuff. 3.) I want a colorful kinda pretty fish. Not just a boring one. LOL. 4.) I've considered an eel cause they are awesome to watch. But I wasn't sure if 2 gallons was enough water. Also I've considered an angel fish, but I was worried about the current, like with the beta (see my previous question.) And that's all! The answer with the most selection and info will get a speedy best answer. Pictures would be awesome too! Thank you very much for all your help!! p.s. - I can't stress enough that Dan is NOT WILLING to take out the filter. Thanks again! Okay okay drop the breadcrumb thing. It was a joke! I'm not feeding my fish breadcrumbs. The current from my filter is too strong for a betta. I already asked that in the question before this one. They told me not to get a beta. So I'm not! Any other options at all??

cousin sending my boyfriend pictures? my 19 year old cousin has been sending my boyfriend pictures of herself. NOT inappropriate ones. just like of her face asking how her hair looks or her shirt. my cousin has a boyfriend who she has been with for 10 months and is moving in with him in a few weeks. but, she sends pictures to MY boyfriend. i think this is really weird and unnecessary. what do you think? and my boyfriend of 8 months doesnt have a problem with this. the only reason someone is going to be sending your face to people is to fish for compliments and for people to tell you that you look hot. so what are her motives behind sending them to my boyfriend? whats your opinion? is this ok for her to do? or do you think it should be stopped?

Does my Jack dempsey have ICK?? Please look at pictures? My JD has a white spot on it's right side that Im concerned about.He doesn't have and other white spots on the left side or anywhere else.The white spot is not raised and my fish isn't "flashing" or rubbing against rocks or anything weird.The white spot is right above a blue spot.The blue spot is normal but I don't know why he has a white spot.Does this look like ICK (white spot disease) to you? Any and all advice appreciated.Please look at the 3 pictures below and tell me what you think.Click the magnifying glass that says "all sizes" above the opened pic to make the image larger.Thanks. http://www.flickr.com/photos/11166939@N06/3957316872/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/11166939@N06/3957316824/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/11166939@N06/3956539209/

What the heck is in my fish tank? Okay, I'm going to explain this as best I can without having a picture up. I have a 55 gallon fish tank, and we've found these things, that look like egg sacs or something. If you can imagine, taking one of those baby corns they use in asian food, cutting it lengthwise , and sticking half of it on the side of the tank. The weird thing is, the level on the water has been down about 4-5 inches from the top of the tank (I have a couple of jumpers), and we're finding these things all the way at the top of the tank; out of the water. I've found 3 now within the past week and a half. For the record, I have 5 neon tetras, 2 orange glow fish, 2 marbled mollies, 2 angel fish, 2 snails and 3 big (4-5" long) gold fish. I also have two real lilly pads growing in the tank. Anyone got any ideas what these things are? They're hard-ish (I'm afraid to really squish them). Should we just leave them????

Fish in horse water tank, with heater for winter? Ok I have 2 Koi in my horse tank, and I have a de icer, that I used last year before I got the fish. ( they have tripled in size and kept it cleaner and there where no bugs or larva in the tank.) I live in Nebraska and the weather right now is weird it's suppose to snow!!! this weekend??? WTF, sorry. So should I use the tank de icer or will it cook the fish?? Give me a minute to upload a picture of what my tank looks like. Thanks. http://www.tractorsupply.com/stock-tanks/american-farmland-tank-2-ft-x-2-ft-x-4-ft-round-2177201 I'm afraid if I put this in the fish section, I'll get 'yelled' at for having fish in a horse tank, lol. They could get sucked up, not likely=)

What would you ask for Christmas with $50-$100? My Dad wants me to make a list of what I want for Christmas, and since I don't really want much, (I get $200 total Christmas gifts a year, but I want to be able to open something) I told him to buy me whatever with $50-$100. What are good gift ideas that will let me be able to open 3-5 or so things that are also not too big (I would be opening them around the 27th or 28th because I am going to CA on the 20th and my dad will meet me there on the 27th) This is what I am into: My box turtle, fish, my cats, dog, taking pictures, weird things, .... What I hateeeee: Make up, hair stuff, perfume, etc. I'm not much of a girly-girl. Any ideas? http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=11090206 Either that or, http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=13077939 is my idea so far, because I take pictures constantly and I only have two 2GB memory cards for my camera, one is broken.

Do people or mammals have any hidden pairs of rudimentary appendages inside the body (with bones in them)? I'm doing a sci-fi art picture of a weird ancient monster which is related to vertebrate animals [fish-reptile-mammal] fighting an invertebrate [spider-like] one. The message is the ancient struggle between good and evil or what we as familiar beings perceive as good and evil. I want to know if I should give the vertebrate a third pair of appendages.

Another weird dream? What could it mean? OK so for some reason I had another dream with me and the same person. So we're at lunch and so i'm in the line waiting for my food and so someone comes up to me - that guy I like and does that things when you're like "guess who?!?" and put your hands over that person's eyes and so then I take off his hands and I'm like "hi!!!" and hug him (yeah weird). So then there are all these different posters around the school for science class I think, and everybody didn't even look that much older, but I'm pretty sure that it was spring time cuz I could see out of the cafeteria windows. So apparently, dogs and birds and fish must symbolize something because those were the animals on the posters. So then he's like "ok so which animal would you want most?" and I'm like "well it doesn't matter cuz its up to you but I like dogs" and he comes back with a "fish could be nice too" just then I see this pretty picture of a bird thats grayish with this yellow stuff on its head (like yellow hair that stands and falls in clumps) like "yeah thats cute". So we get our food and I go to sit with him and his friends instead of this girl I sit with now and her friends... Thats when I wake up. I've been looking through this category alot and people say to dream about a certain thing you have to be thinking about it sometimes...well I fell asleep on my book last night and for the past two weeks I couldn't even remember my dreams if I had them. But this one guy I like keeps on talking with his friends that he likes someone but you know I've only talked to him once when we had to partner up in english class but its not like it would be me anyway...but anyway back to the point I just really want to know what this dream means if anything. I already had this one dream about him like, three weeks ago or something, here's a link to that question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmyZO9yXxwoOzOh3Q6y2mtrty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20081008192722AAMbZgR Thanks!!!

My fish......help!.....? Ok. So. I have this fish that I bought from the petstore yesterday. And his cheeks were weird- they are like puffed out, filled with air. And this morning they are still like that. Here's a picture of him- http://www.flickr.com/photos/36187766@N04/3341854436/ Is this normal? Anyway I can get it to deflate or something? Thanks!

Fish pimple? A few days ago my goldfish that i've had for over a year started acting really weird. He was just sitting at the bottom of the tank (not laying on his side or anything) but then when i fed my other fish he came up to the surface and ate some food and he seemed to be fine for awhile, but then the next day i noticed he was looking kind of bloated and was sitting on the bottom again. and today i noticed he had something sticking out from under his scales, at first it looked like a tank rock but then when i checked on him again it was almost as if he had a zit coming from under his scales. i know it would be better if i had a picture so ill try to explain what it looks like as best i can. He is just a common goldfish, not orange but kind of a gold copper color, i could see the puss under his scales before it came out, it looked just like a white head. and after it seemed as if it all came out his scaled looked as if it was missing and there was a speck of blood on it. Im treating him for parasites, but im not sure if its helping or not. and i dont think its because he damaged his scale because there is more then one bump on him. but thanks for trying to help.

What would you ask for Christmas with $50-$100? My Dad wants me to make a list of what I want for Christmas, and since I don't really want much, (I get $200 total Christmas gifts a year, but I want to be able to open something) I told him to buy me whatever with $50-$100. What are good gift ideas that will let me be able to open 3-5 or so things that are also not too big (I would be opening them around the 27th or 28th because I am going to CA on the 20th and my dad will meet me there on the 27th) This is what I am into: My box turtle, fish, my cats, dog, taking pictures, weird things, .... What I hateeeee: Make up, hair stuff, perfume, etc. I'm not much of a girly-girl. Any ideas?

My Valentine Gift Idea: Getting us both a little pet fish. Your thoughts or suggestions? This might sound completely weird but I have been thinking all night about what to get my boyfriend for Valentine's. It's a fairly new relationship, we've been seeing each other for about 4 months and actually kind of officially used the boy/girlfriend labels this past weekend when I met his old college friends. So while I don't want it to seem like a big deal (once I am in a relationship with someone for a while, a tend to go big on presents) I still want to do something because I am really hoping he does. (I hate to expect but it could be the smallest things and it would still mean the world.) Anyways, thought about a picture, baked cookies, a naughty coupon book, but wasn't excited about any. I want those small colorful alpha males that you can get at petco. Kind of like, I'm still here even when I am not. And, ironically, those fish can never be in the same tank together or they destroy each other. I think it's a really funny description. Honestly, will he think it is dumb?

What should i name my new fish? :]? I just got him yesterday. He is a baby (red cap?) Oranda goldfish, but he was a MUSTACHE :o He is all white, an orange head, and black on his upper lip (mustache) :] what should i name him? i came up with Mustachio, but it sounds kind of weird XD Here is a picture of him; http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z58/XpurpleXunicornsX/FISHIE.jpg

What Would You Rate Me? Am I A Turnoff? (Pictures)? http://i38.tinypic.com/2eb991s.jpg http://i37.tinypic.com/5d47jo.jpg (sorry if i resemble a fish!) I am 15 year's old...What Would You Rate Me? And How Do I Need To Improve? Am I A Turnoff To Boys? If you're a teenage boy would you date me...(yea that's a little weird of a questions...but jw)...

is this picture okay? or is it weird? ha? http://i35.tinypic.com/x25saw.jpg i'm not fishing for compliments or anything. just wanna know if i look normal, lol. i might use it as a default.

Do the backgrounds on Photobooth (for a Macbook) EVER work? Okay, does the background ever work for anyone? I'm talking about the backgrounds on Photobooth where you can insert yourself in pictures...like in France or with those fish haha. It NEVER works for me. The background always comes out super weird. Anyone ever have any luck, even for making it look relatively normal?

whats your weird phobia? & can you help me get rid of mine? im afraid of large spaces (& the more color it has, the more frightening it gets. like: the ocean & swimming pools: i would FREAK OUT if im in the middle of the ocean, in the middle of a lake, even at the shallow parts! its like...the most scariest thing if you look at the water. its gets darker & darker & darker.you never know whats happening down there cuz the water is thick & i always get the feeling im about to be pulled down by something. its like being in a living being and it feels like im floating in the middle of a LARGE mouth/jaw. & i mean REALLY LARGE. larger that that fish in JAWS. & fish freak me out too. especially those that live in the deeper parts of the ocean. have you seen their pics? seriously, theyt look like demons or something! sometimes i think hell is at the deepest part of the ocean. :D experts estimate that humans have explored less than 5% of the ocean :O swimming pools are freaky because they make large pictures out of the tiles & its creepy standing on some large flower in the water. or large dolphins. LARGE things creep me out if were in the water!!!!!! of im on dry land im not scared at all oh yea i forgot whats ur weird phobia? & help me get reid of my phobia!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

Why does my betta's dorsal fin look weird? I bought a Betta yesterday from wal-mart... i know, worst place to get a fish. He was such a good color and I had an extra tank, so i went for it. He looks and acts completely normal, except for his top fin. The top tip of it is flopped over, and even when he flares, it stays flopped over. It also loos like someone took a cheese grater (i dont really think that is what happened, it's just a visual) to the flopped over part, but didnt grate all the way through. The shreds are still there. Ive seen pictures of tail rot, and i do not think that is the problem. I guess it sort of looks like the pine-coning symptom of dropsy, but on the top of the fin, not on the scales, and as far as i know, dropsy only affects the body. I am not really sure how to describe it. Is my fish just supposed to be this way? or should i do something about it? I tried getting a picture for 15 minutes, but it did not work. This is my 2nd betta, the 1st is very happy.

.....Halloween costume..........!! (pictures) ? i mighttttt be getting this costume .... http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00189613.zoom.a.jpg what other shoes could i wear? besides the boots...im still planning on wear some kind of fish net if i get this costume. so would an open toe shoe look weird? like these shoes.................. http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00193094.zoom.a.jpg so what if its skanky its halloween;)

Rate Me 1-10? (Pictures...)? http://i38.tinypic.com/2eb991s.jpg http://i37.tinypic.com/5d47jo.jpg (sorry if i resemble a fish!) I am 15 year's old...What Would You Rate Me? And How Do I Need To Improve? Am I A Turnoff To Boys? If you're a teenage boy would you date me...(yea that's a little weird of a questions...but jw)...

My friend took something way too personal...? About something that has nothing to do with her. :/ It kind of offended me... I was talking to her (on MSN) and I was like "I should dye my hair blond. xD Having dark hair and pale skin kind of makes me look weird in pictures." and I left to go find the fish scooper thing for my mum, and when I came back she was like "Thats kind of insulting to me..." and she was being serious, and I was like "Okay... Why?" but she'd already gone... She didn't wait for me to explain why I even said that. And I still don't know why she said it. Her hair colour is a shade lighter than mine (Mines dark reddish-auburn and hers is red-copper) and her skin is a shade darker than mine, so she has nothing to be offended about... So... Is she being a bit of a Drama Queen? Should I tell her to calm down, and that she has no right to be offended because it has nothing to do with her? This is why I never tell my problems to my friends.

What is this weird lump on my fishes head? http://www.wetwebmedia.com/CypriniiformPIX/Goldfish/goldfish%20tumor.jpg thats the link to a picture of another fish with a similar problem, but my fish has had his for a few years now but his are much bigger and less furry looking. PLEASE HELP

Weird, yet poorly known animals? What are the wierdest animals you've heard of that don't get the big press, no one has heard of them? I have two examples to start: The vampire finch (a small bird that pecks at blue footed boobies then drinks the drawn blood) http://www.avianweb.com/vampirefinches.html The hunting cone snails. (Snails that catch and eat fish and other snails) http://s133.photobucket.com/albums/q60/hellothamizha/Videos/?action=view¤t=csnail_movie.flv Remember these guys get no press! everyone's heard of Pandas and platypusses. It was very difficult to find a pic of the finch. Include a link with a picture and don't repeat an answer. limit yourself to one or two. Thanks,

Beta fish has filmy stuff in bowl? I have a male beta, I've had him for about a month now. He's the 3rd one I've owned in the last three years... I can't really remember if the other two did this also, but this one seems to have weird filmy/spider webby looking stuff on the rocks that are at the bottom of his bowl. It's hard to explain, and if I could take a picture of it, I would... If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please tell me lol. Also, I don't know if he's been eating the food I have, which is beta pellets pretty much. I feed him a few pellets every other day, and he'll put one in his mouth, move it around for like a minute, then spit it out. I haven't really stuck by long enough to see if he puts it back in or what he does with the other pellets... My other betas did the same thing, do they not like pellets? Unfortunately that's the only food I have and I can't afford any other kind of food. Uh... I have a bowl, so there's no way I can put a filter in it lol.

What kind of fish did I catch? Sorry I don't have a picture, but I will describe it the best I can. I caught it in a river about 25 feet wide and 4 feet deep. I caught it under a bridge in a medium/slow portion of the river. I know that suckers hang out in the same area. I used a worm with heavy splitshots to keep it down on the bottom and not moving. It looked like a catfish of sorts. It had the wide flat mouth too. The weird part was that it had little stubby nubs sticking out the sides of its head, just behind the mouth. It looked like little horns, but on the sides of the head rather than top. If I remember correctly, it was golden/brown in color. I caught a few of them. They all were in the 12-14 inch range and I would guess them all around a pound. I know what carp look like, and it definitely wasn't a carp. I'm assuming that it is some type of catfish or bullhead.

Would you date me? Girls only? {pics}? My name is Benji Boii and I enjoy fishing, knitting and driving around in seedy whit vans with seedy black sunglasses. I have a german accent although i have always lived in New York. I have never had a girlfriend before- although i was once drunk and hooked up with my nan. Would you date me? rate out of 10 plz 1=worst 10=best thankyou URL: http://www.everythingweird.com/images/handsome-ugly-man_weird-picture-5_49.jpg

Any ideas for this little weird cartoon thing? well its just a thing i do with my friend. i draw little pictures in her agenda and need a few more ideas. i make her the main character, molly muscle man. she can turn into a fish in water lol there is mtm and evil fro as the villians (they do all the mean things, doesnt matter which one) the other main person is the D.I.D. (damsel in distress) her boyfriend who she always saves. so far i have made him tied to an anchor, mtm cut his parachute, surrounded by sharks, on a rocket in space, in a burning building and hanging over a boiling pot of wax. dont be mean about how these are stupid cartoons, it makes us laugh and her bf likes them too. any ideas on how to put him in danger? (she saves him every time!) no goriness please

Who would win in a fight, all the land animals or all the water animals? ok its a fight in a neautral environment(bear with me on this) the environment is like water for the water animals, so they can swim and live like theyr under water, but for the land animals it slike land for them and they can only jump so high and run so fast. it might be hard to udnerstand but just picture it equal. things excluded in this fight are humans, insects, plants and weird stuff like bacteria and dieseases. the water animals would have things like sharks, whales, giant squid, eels, jelly fish, dolphins barracuda, all that stuff. land animals would have tihngs like elephants, tigers, rhinos, gorillas, dogs and whatever you can think of. a few animals are questionable, but the following would be on the water side - hippos, alligators, crocidiles, and certain sea reptiles. snakes are also not counted in this as its borderline where they fit. i think water would win, too many land animals are endangered, and so many sea animals havent even been discovered to add to why i think water would win, they have jellyfish. yes certain animals like rhinos and ele[hants have tough skin, but besides them the jellyfish would be deadly. certain kinds like the box jellyfish can kill humans in 2 minutes. and whats gonna stop a great white shark, killer whale, blue whale, tiger shark, bull shark giant squid? not to mention every othe rkind of shark, deadly eels, poisonous fish, marlin, swordfish, octopus, walruses, viper eels, angler fish and other deep sea fish that havent even been discovered yet, keep in mind the earth is 75% water and in certain spots is more then 26k feet deep or something like that. and once again insects are out of the question so things like spiders and mosquitos are not involved, along with snakes. other possible advantages for the water, for all we know loch ness monster, shamu, flipper, free willy and other creatures may yet exist :-) an once again, HUMANS, SNAKES, INSECTS BACTERIA AND DISEASE DO NOT COUNT IN THIS FIGHT THE FIGHT IS IN A NEATURAL ENVIRONMENT, PLZ READ EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU ANSWER STUFF LIKE THE 1ST GUY. ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT JUST THINK THAT THE WATER ANIMALS CAN SWIM, LAND ANIMALS CAN WALK. TIHNGS LIKE ALIGATORS CAN D OBOTH. IT WOULD BE EQUAL IN TERMS OF THE ENVIRONMENT SO JUST PICTURE IT LIKE THAT

Weird dream? I have had the strangest of dreams. I was wondering if anyone can help me get some meaning out of it . Maybe it was just meaningless... I dunno. Here goes: I am back home at my parents place. My husband is (of all ppl) Matthew Mcconaughey ! (Believe me .. he's not even my fav actor nor have i ever had a crush on him) And he is shirtless... ;) Then I am going fishing with my family (in real life we have never gone fishing) to place near the outskirts of my hometown. Some how I dont know the place I am going .... but I know I have read abt the place and have seen the picture. I try to identify landmarks on the way, but am not able to do so. Neways we reach , its a kind of a foreboding forest (something like what they show in the movie ET) we can see the silhouette of the trees and the light through them , like the silhouette of the trees is black and the background light is kinda bluish white .... but somehow I am not scared... I feel I have seen a picture of the place before. . I look out i see the ground is muddy ... my only concern is that our shoes will get spoilt. neways we drive to the spot ..Its like a kinda red wooden cover on the lake ... it is round and boarded and red. we can see the fish in the water below the wooden boards. The water is dark brownish and teeming with fish . The fish is of good size and healthy. then we realise that we did not get fishing rods. our driver gets the fishing rod from some where , it is blue in colour. The driver is not our usual chauffer, but a very handsome guy. (i dont know who he is) ok the next scene is we are looking at our catch.... we are sitting on the sandy shore of the lake , it’s a dirty white kind of sand ... and I open our bag of catch and its is ... birds!! We don’t seem to be surprised by it somehow... there are 2 mandarin ducks(alive) and 2 pigeons (dead) and there are a few ducklings ... and we leave some ducklings on the shore as we dont wanna kill them. Then I think in an unrelated dream, I am wearing a long red dress! There is music and I am dancing a bit (even my wakeup alarm sounded like a paino tune, when i woke up today) I woke up in a normal mood, may be a little on the positive side. This is the weirdest dream I have had ! Some background abt me : I am married . No probs in my marriage other than the usual stuff that keeps happening now and then. My husband and I are different religions. Of late I have been worrying that if we have children what religion they will be. I desparately want my husband to convert to Christianity (like me) so that my childen can be Christians. But I haven’t told this to my husband, as I know he will not agree. He believes in his religion (Hinduism) quite firmly. It has crossed my mind a couple of times that I should get out of this marriage, but I always brush aside the thought hoping that things will sort out I am quitting my current job to join a new one. I have problems with the relea

what do you think of these weird US laws? No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl] In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses." In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl] In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.) In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor. moonspot- prove to me that they are untrue. every country has strange laws. in england, if you are pregnant it is legal to urinate in public but only in a policemans hat. It is examples not only of old laws never being changed but laws created simply to keep local lawyers occupied. the websites that you have included are just basic 'codes', they don't include all the laws. stop being lazy. find better sources.

What are the five weirdest things you would like to see? List five weird things you would like to see. I'll give you an example..... A hermit crab wearing a fish costume. Lord Voldemort walking a dog. You get the picture. The best list wins 10 points. so far only one person has answered, and it's been a day. If no one else answers, she will definately win. ~House Fan~, you should hope no one else answers. If they do, you will have more competition. Good Luck!

Need Tips for Photographing Pets? I love taking photos of my dogs and my fish. With the dogs, I get that weird green/white reflection in their eyes -- kind of the pet equivalent of red eye. How can I avoid that, or how can I fix it later in Photoshop? And when photographing my fish, how can I best capture them without getting blurry pictures? My camera is a Sony Cybershot DSC-W80.

Why do Hundred Dollar Bills have stamps/symbols? I always find these weird stamps on US Hundred Bills......like "pancho" or a picture or some sort of symbol like a fish or "batman" etc etc. Is it the work of Drug dealers? banks??? Please fill me in!!!

Do.................? Your friends and/you act a little too weird? My friend, Kayleigh, and me always get yelled at for randomly singing show tunes and really loud screaming songs during Reading and Geography. And us including our other friend, Brittany, broke a wall and ceiling in Gym. And we call each other cells when we are in class. And put book covers on our feet and 'skate' across our Science room, Gym, hallways, cafeteria and Burger King. Cross highways with no shoes. Or name fish at Wal*Mart and paint our faces with eyeliner. Roll down hills while taking pictures. Hug trees on Arbor Day. And play 80's dress up. Our parents, mostly my mom, think we shouldn't be friends. What do you think? I'm 13 soon to be 14 and so are my friends. And to be honest our Science teacher let us 'skate' in his room. We've done weirder things. I just named a few. I am in highschool. I'm in 8th grade. :) And it was Brittany who actually broke the things. FYI. In my school we are considered pretty normal next to certain other kids. And our classmates join in or start it and we join in.

What Kind Of Cichlid Is This? I just recently bought a 75 gallon used tank . When i went to purchase it the previous owner asked me to take her two fish as well. One fish is a baby convict but she doesn't know what the other one is. I havn't been able to find a picture of it anywhere. But i would like to know what it is so i can care for it 's certain needs(if there are any). It is 5 inches long is about an inch thick it likes to do weird swirly flips around the tank. And hide in the driftwood. It is Orange with what looks like the start of a a head lump on it's forehead. Also has some orange spots on it's dorsal fin and some white blotches on it's anal fin. Sorry about no pictures. I'm pretty sure it's not not a parrot or midas cichlid. Can anyone tell me what he is? Thanks

would you please help me find this video? it was a long time ago when i was first starting myspace. i accidently ran into a link to a youtube video about everything wrong with myspace. one part of it was two guys looking at this girl's profile which had a bunch of pictures of body and legs and such but not any of her head.. so when they went to see her she was a zombie or something weird like that... then there was another part where a guy was reading a bulletin saying "if you don't repost this a hunter will come to you're house asking for peanuts and you will die by a talking fish." then he didn't... and well... yeah. i can't remember clearly though.. please give me a link~! <3 YES! That's it!! <3 ARIGATO~~ ; ;

Does my guppy have a fungus? My daughter's guppy is ill, and my daughter is really upset, so obviously I need to figure this out before said guppy goes belly up. She has what appears to be a large patch of eroded skin on her back (the fish, not my daughter), and some sort of weird cloudy/clear stuff attached to it. It's not really white or gray, like I've read fungii should be, so I'm not sure what it is. The fish doesn't seem to be very distressed or anything. She's eating well, and she's still active. I've been raising and breeding bettas for years, but I've never run across an actual fungus on a fish (or anything else that looks remotely like this). Could someone check out this picture and let me know if I'm dealing with a fungus, or something else? Thanks! http://i25.tinypic.com/5twe3r.jpg I've isolated her, and I've added Maracyn 2 and Maroxy to the hospital tank, as well as a little Melafix and a few granules of aquarium salt. The temp is about 78-79 in the tank at the moment.

Betta Euthanasia? My Betta has a horrible wound on his left side right next to the fin and his gill. Im thinking its so deep that it went in through to an intestine because when he swims around small clumps of what looks like his food, fall out. I now have him in a jar floating in the tank. He had been acting weird for about a month or so, hiding in between drift wood and losing some color but it was just now that I see the wound. I suspect it was from an Angel Fish during feeding time. They get very territorial. But anyways, what should I do? Do I euthanize? Ive had him for a year or so and i've been through quite a lot with him. Also, looking at him from the top he looks a bit lumpy. His scales are sticking out a bit, so I thought maybe I should add dropsy to his list of problems but then maybe its just a reaction to the wound? Oh and regardless of anything, he still eats ferociously. Anyways, I can add a picture if you'd all like. Of the wound and of the top view. What do I do? **Had him the the angel fish because he was the only ones the Angel fish wouldnt pick on. He's been with them for over a year with no problems. Im guessing since he's become weaker the past few weeks, they noticed and did the damage. No freezer! Lol. That seems horrible. How about some baking soda? I heard that works well. Maybe then freeze? The baking soda puts them to sleep, and the freeze will do the job.

Weird worm looking things in my tank!? I just recently bought a used, cycled, 55 gallon tank and I noticed today (day 3) I noticed in the gravel there was brown worm looking things that, well, reminded of a fish feces, a long fish feces (poop). At first I took no concern thinking it was just fish poop that come up from the gravel when we moved it from its old home to mine. But then one was attached to my dwarf gourami. But as I took a new at it, it fell off. So I was just wondering does anyone know anything about these things? Anything will help! thanks! Oh and could I possibly get a picture if you think you know what it is. p.s. it looks like there is more than a Hundred in there. OK OK OK this is really weird! something brown was hanging off my dwarf gourami, but when i looked closer i saw it was coming out of him so i thought he was going to the bathroom. WELL I come back and its gone, and then i look twice, it reappers, like coming out him and then returning back inside him! Like the dwarf gourami was dirt and he was just a worm living inside! parsaB, aquarium salt, or marine, I have a pleco in their so ican't use marine...get back too me ok now the worms are every where, there all up in my fake plants and looks like someone toilet papered me with thin brown toilet paper!

Are you a Betta expert? Sick betta - help!? My betta is obviously sick, please help me figure out what is the issue and how to treat him. He has stopped swimming around actively as usual and mostly secures himself under the heater so he doesn't float at the surface. Sometimes he slips out and just floats at the surface limply (often on his side). He is still eating when I put food in. He perks up and comes around if I come to visit, but gets tired fast and has to float after. He is dull, has some fin rot going on, and some weird paleness to one side of his face/gills. Here are pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/26569295@N04/...2457250/detail/ I'm sorry, but I didn't have a way to test for ammonia, nitrate, and nitrite at the time I noticed the illness. I could run a water sample to the pet store, but I have been doing water changes and if any was there it is likely gone now. I could go though if necessary. pH is 7.5 (I know I need to bring this down more to 7 but our water is stubborn and I don't want to do it too fast, any advice?) hardness of our water is 128 mg/L and alkalinity is 176mg/L, natural pH is 7.8. Tank size is 3.5 gallons (plastic), tank temp is 78°F , filtration is an Azoo Palm Filter for up to 5gals, frequency of cleaning is never - yeah, I know - I have basically just been replacing the water as it evaporates. The vacuum I have is too large for the tiny tank and I don't have hardly any time to do lengthily cleanings as I have 9 month old twins! Water additives used are - aquarium salt, Jungle Start Right, and Jungle Correct pH 7.0. Feeding him floating betta bits - 4/5 a day, no tank mates. He has always been healthy up to now. I've had him for a little over a year now. The only thing I've done so far to help him is a 50% water change with a tiny bit lower pH water and a little extra Start Right (b/c it has allotoin). I didn't want to treat him without knowing what I was doing. My last fish I treated with antibiotics and it seemed to make him worse. I do have some treatments on hand here - Maracyn, Maracyn II, Melafix, and Ick Clear Tank Buddies (tablets). Please let me know if you need any more info. to help out. Thank you so much!

What the heck is this thing?!? Can you help me identify this animal? Well a few months back I went into this exotic pet shop. They had some really weird stuff. The strangest thing i saw was this fish lizard thing (no a salamander or snake). It was truly bizarre. It was in an aquarium swimming vivaciously and like snapping it. It has a long slender lizard-like body that has the color blue-green gray. It's head was spiky too and each spike had these weird brown seaweed-like hair things coming out. I drew a picture of it! Picture >>> http://www.geocities.com/masaki5289/mystery_animal.jpg Thanks every one for your help, but I found out what they were! They're called like Water dogs or something. http://www.aqualandpetsplus.com/Amphibian,%20Water%20Dogs.htm

im a really artistic person any suggestions on some good art that i should check out? Anything will do comics music pictures movies but i want good ones weird stuff is usually intresting therfore inspires me like some strange metal bands im into gothic dark stuff but im open to anything please if you think you might be like me in away tell me of things that amazed you and that you love and please give details encluding where i can find it if you can my favourite inspiration is the vampire chronicles of leztat and my favourite movie big fish i think iv got alot wich i like so any AMAZING art please do tell thanx..............try to send some links

I met someone on the internet and we hit it off GREAT, but...? We've been talking for a long while (4 months) mainly over the phone and through emails. I've seen pictures of him and he's seen pictures of me. I wouldn't say he's the most attractive person to society standards, but I find him EXTREMELY adorable and handsome. He thinks I'm "hot/beautiful". I think I'm average looking, if not a little below average (for reasons explained in the next paragraph). I've been told that I'm pretty/cute and I always, "Thank" people for the compliment (I don't fish for compliments). The problem is, I have really bad ACNE and weird acne scars on my face. Most of the pictures he's seen of me are in group photos or photos that are taken from a certain distance so my ACNE isn't THAT visible. The pictures of me that he's seen close up of me were photoshopped (I know, I'm so horrible because this is lying, but I photoshop all my photos and my friends know it and it doesn't bother them...) However, it's VERY visible if you see me in person. I'm not talking about small acne, I'm talking about HUGE ones that would take up half my face (exaggeration). Anyways, we're planning to finally meet next week and I'm afraid that he'll turn away from me because of my ACNE. I mean, this isn't a BAD thing because I'll know he's not worth my time, but I think I'd be very heart-broken. I would also really like to avoid humiliation (I don't really need more stuff that will lower my self-esteem further). My question is, should I tell him that I have bad acne? Some of my friends have told me that they don't even notice it until I mention it. This is part of the reason why I haven't said anything to him -- "Maybe he won't notice it," or, "I probably think it's much worse than it really is and I don't want to make a big deal out of it." AHHHH I really don't know what to do. I hate my acne... I feel so... ugly.

Dumbbell Exercises? Hi there, Just bought some dumbbells today and wondered if anybody knew of any good sites which explained exercises that you can do with them. Ones with pictures in of the exercises taking place would be really great, rather than just text explaining how to do them. Oh and btw on a side note, the fitness store I bought them from tried to sell me some of those weird formula powdres for muscle gain, I just replied "can't I just eat meat and fish", are they a con? Isn't it just better to eat a healthy amount of protein? Cheers All!

My Pink Kisser sick or.....? i have 5 pink kisser in my fish tank, and one of them is grewing a a weird thing under the mouth..... i took some photo of then thing and hope that i post this online someone can help me with this problem. Here are the pictures. Look closely at the area under the mouth you should see a red spot. i have no idea what that is! IS IT A DIEASE? because only one of my pink kisser have this. If it is a diease what should i do!? i hope you guy can open this. just copy and past this on the web it should open and see the picture. http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1028.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1027.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1025.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1024.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1023.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1020.jpg http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w81/light7404/IMG_1019.jpg um.. i dont keep my fish in a bowl um.... i put my fish in a small bowl so i can take picture of the sore.... Thanks i be more careful with my water conditions.

does anyone want to read this ( i know its so wierd but maybe any yahooligans here wanted to see it ) caution! The Basics Where does fart gas come from? The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. What is fart gas made of? The composition of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane. But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart. The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine. A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen. Encyclopaedia Britannica offers the intriguing statement that some people's farts contain no methane. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the anomaly is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells. What makes farts stink? The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. Why do farts make noise? The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. How much gas does a normal person pass per day? On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts. Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell. How does a fart travel to the anus? One may wonder why fart gas travels downward toward the anus when gas has a lower density than liquids and solids, and should therefore travel upwards. The intestine squeezes its contents toward the anus in a series of contractions, a process called peristalsis. The process is stimulated by eating, which is why we often need to poop and fart right after a meal. Peristalsis creates a zone of high pressure, forcing all intestinal contents, gas included, to move towards a region of lower pressure, which is toward the anus. Gas is more mobile than other components, and small bubbles coalesce to from larger bubbles en route to the exit. When peristalsis is not active, gas bubbles may begin to percolate upwards again, but they won't get very far due to the complicated and convoluted shape of the intestine. Furthermore, the anus is neither up nor down when a person is lying down. How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose? Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever. Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls. Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell? Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them. Is it true that some people never fart? No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death. Do even movie stars fart? Yes, of course. So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns. Even Yoda farts. Do men fart more than women? No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do. Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart? A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household. Why are beans so notorious for making people fart? Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas! Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cabbage, milk, and raisins. A friend of mine had a dog who was exceptionally fond of apples and turnips. The dog would eat these things and then get prodigious gas. A dog's digestive system is not equipped to handle such vegetable matter, so the dog's bacteria worked overtime to produce remarkable flatulence. What things other than diet can make a person fart more than usual? People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't. This can be cured somewhat by chewing with your mouth closed. Nervous people with fast moving bowels will fart more because less air is absorbed out of the intestines. Some disease conditions can cause excess flatulence. And going up in an airplane or other low-pressure environment can cause the gas inside you to expand and emerge as flatulence. Is a fart really just a burp that comes out the wrong end? No, a burp emerges from the stomach and has a different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric gas content and more bacterial gas content than burps. Is it harmful to hold in farts? There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts. Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much. How long would it be possible to not fart? As I understand it, a captive fart can escape as soon as the person relaxes. This means that a lot of people who assiduously refrain from farting during the day do so at great length as soon as they fall asleep. Having been on a great many overnight field trips, long bus trips, and trans-Pacific flights, I can personally vouch for the fact that lots of people do fart voluminously as they doze off. So the answer to the question would be, you can refrain from farting as long as you can stay awake! Do all people fart in their sleep? I have not made a scientific study of this, but I don't think all people fart in their sleep. I think mainly those who refuse to fart when they're awake do so when dozing off. For other people, toilet training takes such a strong hold that they let nothing pass their sphincters in sleep. For these people, the gas accumlates in the night and they vent it upon awakening. Where do farts go when you hold them in? How often have you held in a fart, intending to release it at the first appropriate opportunity, only to find that the fart has disappeared when you are ready for it? I asked several doctors where the fart goes. Does it leak out slowly without the person knowing it? Is it absorbed into the bloodstream? What happens to it? The doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. It is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really lost, just delayed. How can one cover up a fart? There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts. If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill. As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart. CJT addresses the problem of farting loudly in a public restroom as follows: "My solution: use a handful of loose toilet paper, cover your butt hole and it will muffle the farting; my friends and I call it the 'Buff Muff'!" Depending upon the company, another strategy is not to cover it up, but to proudly proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and to issue a challenge to the others to outdo that one if they think they can. Is it really possible to ignite farts? The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud (the site, alas! is not more) indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice. However, if you want to try it, and you don't have a friend to light your fart for you, you might find it easier to accomplish the job using the Fartlighter. There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon. Why is it possible to burn farts? Farts burn because they contain methane (usually) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases. (Hydrogen was the same gas that was used in the ill fated Hindenburg dirigible.) Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame. Is it possible to light a match with a fart? No, even strike-anywhere matches have their limits, unless the fart has the consistency of sandpaper! Any fart that rough I would hesitate to call a fart. Also, farts have the same temperature as the body from which they emerge, and aren't hot enough to initiate combustion. Are there any books about farting? There are several! My favorite is the new book, Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson. This book provides an entertaining and thought-provoking history of the fart in literature, language and society. It is very informative and very funny! Ben Franklin's classic Fart Proudly is still in print. There is a collection of suggestive photographs called Who Farted Now by St. Martin's Press. Most of the photos come from old movies and political shots. For children, we have the famous The Gas We Pass : The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho, and Amanda Mayer Stinchecum (Translator), and the Canadian picture book, Good Families Don't, by Alan Daniel and Robert N. Munsch, about a highly visible fart infesting a proper middle class family. Is it possible for a talented person to earn a living through flatulence? Few people earn their living directly via flatulence. But a friend of mine says that he saw a carnival act in which the performer whistled tunes with his farts, blew out candles on the opposite side of the stage, and sent flames all the way across the stage. A famous performer who earned his living this way was Le Petomane, who performed in France at the beginning of the 20th Century. However, my friend isn't old enough to have seen Le Petomane, so maybe he had a chance to see Mr. Methane. Mr. Methane lays claim to the distinction of being the world's only performing flatulist. His CD can be purchased at the FartMart. However, people may also earn a living through the prevention of flatulence (as do the manufacturers and sellers of Beano and other products), through the practice of medicine specializing in the treatment of flatulence and other gastrointestinal problems, by writing books about flatulence (see the question before this one), and through the production and sales of various fart gags such as whoopee cushions and farts in a can. Fartypants sells a fart filter and a number of other fart-related products. Ultratech Products, Inc., sells the Flatulence Filter, "an activated carbon air filter disguised as a seat cushion." (This link was discovered by Steve of Boulder, CO.) Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll be able to find a copy of Le Petomane's biography by searching at alibris.com. Last time I checked, they had two copies available! What other fart products are available? You can visit the FartMart to obtain an astounding number of wonderful fart products, including the famous Crepitation Contest CD, and several other recordings, Pull-My-Finger Fred (a doll that responds with farts and wisecracks), whoopie cushions and a variety of other fart-noise generating products (some of which are quite high tech), some products which produce a fart-like odor, prosthetic poop, fart sludge, and the famous Fart Machine. Why do dog and cat farts smell so bad? A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: (1) the amount of gas produced is small, but potent, (2) the horizontal orientation of their gastrointestinal system puts less pressure on the anal opening, so the gas is expelled more slowly, (3) their anal sphincters don't close as tightly as humans' because it takes less force to hold in the contents of the colon -- again because of the horizontal orientation of the gastrointestinal system -- and a loose anus makes less sound, and, my favorite (4) dogs and cats don't feel embarrassed about farting, so their sphincters are more relaxed, leading to less noisy flatulence. Mike F. points out that many dog foods are soy-based, so on top of all the above factors, add beans and stand back! Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. Cows in particular are productive, in part because they swallow huge amounts of air. They need oxygen in their guts for the various protozoa employed there as digestive aids. Is it normal for dogs to like the smell of human farts? Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog. Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible. I have heard only one story about a dog being disconcerted by a fart. According to a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze, shake his head, and paw at his nose. That was either an unusual fart or an unusual dog. Do fish fart? According to our ichthyologist at the University of Guam, fish flatulence per se has not been studied, although people have investigated fish digestion. They find that although most fish have alkaline intestinal environments like our own, coral-eating fish have acidic intestinal contents. The acid serves to dissolve coral skeletal material. Coral has the same composition as Tums (calcium carbonate). One product of the reaction between acid and calcium carbonate is carbon dioxide gas. Therefore, it is logical to assume that coral-eating fish fart a lot. The other fish probably fart also, for the same reasons that we do. However, Mike Pulte, a great fish enthusiast, said that he has never seen a fish do it. I asked our ichthyologist if it were possible that fish gas would go into the swim bladder instead of out the anal opening. He said that modern fish have an air bladder that is independent of the gastrointestinal tract. The gas comes from enzymatic activity and not from the intestine. Older models of fish have their swim bladder connected to the gastrointestinal tract, but it is attached high up, closer to the mouth than to the other end, and these fish come to the surface and gulp air to fill the bladder. Therefore, we can assume that intestinal gas leaves the fish through the anal opening. We also pondered the possibility of fish making noise via flatulence, but apparently most fish noises are made through belching rather than farting. Lisa P., an aquarium enthusiast, reports that she has seen her fish fart: "I have four aquariums and many fish, and I have personally witnessed fish farting! My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. (Ugh!) And my opaline gourami does it too. Neither of these are coral-eating fish. I have only owned two coral-eating fish so far, but I have never seen either of them fart. It seems most likely to me that much of this gas comes from air swallowed during eating. Also, goldfish have a very simple digestive system and their food is absorbed inefficiently, so possibly the bacteria have more to feed on" Do turtles fart? Yes, turtles do fart, and their farts smell incredibly bad, as do the farts of snakes. In fact, it is my opinion, based on personal experience with reptiles and not on any formal research, that many reptiles use farts as a weapon. Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy day, before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend and I told my friend, "I smell a snake fart." A second later, the snake crawled across the path. Astounding but true! In an article published in the December 2000 issue of Discover, "the world's leading expert on snake sounds," Bruce Young of LaFayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania, affirmed that snakes do fart. The sonoran coral snake and the western hook-nosed snake fart with an audible popping sound when disturbed. Why do horse farts smell worse than people's farts? I'm not sure that horse farts smell worse than our farts, but they do smell different. Horses have a different diet from us and different gut microbes, so their farts have a different composition. They also fart more voluminously than humans, and the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors. What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence? Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming. Is it true that cow farts contribute to global warming? Recent research has shown that most methane produced by cows and sheep emerges from the mouth rather than the anus. So one could more accurately say that cow and sheep belches are contributing to global warming. New Zealand researchers are investigating methods of breeding methane-free sheep. Is there any kind of animal that doesn't fart? If we define a fart to be an anal escape of intestinal gas, then it follows that animals that lack intestines or an anus cannot fart. Most animals possess intestines and an anus, but there are some that don't. These include: Sponges: These organisms lack true tissues and organs. They have just a few types of cells organized into a bag with holes in it. Water flows into some holes and out other holes. Sponges are so different from other animals that some biologists think we shouldn't even call them animals. Cnidaria: This phylum includes the jellyfish, corals, sea anemones and hydra. Their tissues are organized into a bag with a mouth surrounded by stinging tentacles. Food enters the mouth and is digested inside the bag, after which the leftovers are expelled via the same opening. In effect, the same hole serves as both a mouth and an anus. Any gas expelled by a cnidarian would be more appropriately termed a belch rather than a fart, since the animal lacks intestines and separate anus. Pogonophoran worms: These remarkable animals, who dwell on the sea floor near active volcanic regions associated with mid-ocean ridges, possess no mouth, no stomach, no intestines, and no anus. Apparently they retain their svelte, worm-shaped figures by giving up on eating completely! They survive by means of a mutualistic relationship with chemosynthetic bacteria that live in their flesh. Anyway, these animals cannot possibly fart. A second category of animals that probably don't fart are animals that live very deep underwater. At high pressures, gas remains in solution rather than forming bubbles. So there is a good chance that all those clams, echinoderms, fish and other animals living near the seafloor don't fart because their farts stay in solution and never emerge as bubbles, even though the animals possess perfectly good intestines and anuses. Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it? Judging from what I see when I do the laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes. As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two. If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up). If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look. Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea. How can we tell when it's only gas needing to come out, rather than something more serious? Our ability to distinguish between the need to fart and the need to poop is something that we learn gradually in the process of toilet training and early childhood. With the tactile nerve endings in the rectal area, we can actually feel different sensations depending upon what is waiting by the exit. Of course, sometimes we are fooled, especially if the substance at hand is extremely fluid in nature, and that is when we have the unfortunate accident of venting a squirt of diarrhea rather than an innocent fart. What is the best position for farting? That depends on what you are trying to achieve. Years and years ago, I read a novel (can't remember which) that had a character in it who was plagued with intestinal gas pain. The character would coax farts out by getting down on all fours with her butt in the air, pressing her thighs against her belly. So perhaps this is the best position for farting if you are having difficulty getting them to come out. Back when I was in geology field camp, we would sit around the campfire in the evening and ignite our flatulence. It was a ritual. When a fart was ready to emerge, the farter would announce, "I have one." And everyone else would intone, "Assume the proper position." The farter would lie back on his or her shoulders with back propped up, head between the knees, and posterior in the air. The purpose was to give the person with the match easy access to the critical vent. Expert farters of my acquaintance often shift their weight onto one leg and lift the other slightly when farting. I assume that this position is adopted less to aid in the farting process than to signal that a fart is imminent. Why do chicks always deny farting? I suppose I should start by saying that only some chicks deny farting. The rest of us acknowledge our gaseous accomplishments with pride. However, a great many sisters do deny farting. The reason is that they have been misled into thinking that farts are not ladylike. It is a great mistake to say that farting is not ladylike. The reason is that all people fart, including ladies. Anything that ladies do is by definition ladylike, and that includes the emission of anal gases. Is it possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more? No, inhaled farts would go into the lungs rather than into the digestive system, and would simply be exhaled again, although it might be possible that some of the fart components might be absorbed into the blood. If you wanted to benefit from other people's farts in the way you describe, you would have to swallow them somehow. Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row? I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatulence. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness. Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts. Is it possible for a fart to kill you? A great many of you have asked if farts can be fatal, or if you can die from smelling a particularly bad fart. My initial response to this question was "no," but I thought I'd better ask a doctor. So now it is official, the medical opinion I received is no, a fart can't kill you. However, if you really work hard at it, you can manage to kill yourself with just about anything. I recently read of a man who hooked up his nose to his anus with a system involving a gas mask, rubber tubing and a hollow wooden post. He died of suffocation. This story comes from the Darwin Awards, and I personally cannot attest to the overall veracity of their stories. The story of the bed-bound obese man who died from inhaling his own flatulence (and whose farts almost killed the paramedics) is an urban legend that has been in circulation for some time. But according to Buzzbomb43, whom I quote: "In World War Two, the Air Force estimates that around 1000 to 2000 airmen were killed because of flatulence. The reason is B-17 bombers were not pressurized, so when bomber crews operated around 20,000 feet, the gas would expand and rupture their intestines." Now, that is a nasty way to go! There are also, of course, (in)famous stories about excessive farters that bio-hazard small toilet rooms, and when they try to light a cigarette the flame ignites the gas-rich-environment causing an explosion. My personal view about such stories is one of doubt. When you smoke and you fart does it make it smell any worse? (Brittney) Only if you swallow the cigarettes after smoking Brittney. If you settle for traditional smoking (inhaling) - the smoke will travel to your respiratory system and not to your digestive system and hence will have little-to-no effect on the odour of your farts. Of course, a minute mass of smoked Nicotine can (and does) migrate from the respiratory system into blood vessels and downstream to the digestive system (Nicotine is actually a known laxative), but the proportions are too small to contribute dearly to the odours you contribute. However, if you do swallow your cigarettes after smoking - its a different ball game. Cigarettes are produced with measures of Ammonia which certainly intensify gaseous odours. My advise for you therefore is not to swallow. I am guessing the reason why certain people think cigarettes might intensify the bad smell of a fart has to do with the fact both farts and cigarettes produce bad odours. I don't think however that this is a case of competing bad odours that in blend will create a third - even worst odour. Last, while I do not advise you to ever quit farting - I do strongly advise to quit smoking. Can excessive farting cause impotence? That depends on the tolerance level of the person with whom one is trying to be potent! Fortunately for humans, farting doesn't cause tissue damage. Other animals aren't so lucky. Soldier termites can actually turn themselves into bombs by detonating themselves via the explosive release of gas and feces, a process called "autothysis." Is it possible to inhale (suck in air) via one's anal opening? Yes, but it's a rare talent. The great early 20th Century French flatulist, Le Petomane, was able to do this, and in fact was able to suck up an entire bowlful of water (just the water, not the bowl) into his colon and expel it again with considerable force. By sucking in large quantities of air, he was able to perform lengthy shows on stage, and could imitate musical instruments, farm animals, and bird songs, whistle melodies, and play the ocarina. His productions were said to be virtually odorless, which is to be expected from air obtained directly from the outside. Here is a message I received recently (November, 1999) regarding the skill of inhaling via the anus: "i would just like you to know that i am part of a trio, who can suck in air in our anal openings. we are somewhat air-bandits. we can let the longest farts you have ever heard. our record holder, chad, stands at 24 sec. the record for most farts in a row is derek, at 492. and i, robert, have earned such nicknames as: Mad Crapper, gurglemeister, and old wetful. We have followed Le Petomane example, and have mastered the art of farting." Jason W. says, "I am a 16 year old guy that is a part of a 3-man fart on command group. We get together every Saturday night andpractice our talent to songs with a good beat. We accomplish this by getting on our hands and knees, completely relaxing, and our butt hole just opens up and air just seeps into our colons. We then get into position and let them rip. We can so far play a song called "THE EYE OF THE TIGER" (Rocky 3 theme song). We came across another group of 4 guys that can do this during the winter of 2001. We started to get together with them more frequently, and now we have a full fledged band going all on farting...We are going to try to make a CD on some songs we know, but no one wants to let us...I personally have let a fart go for about 75 seconds. On average each Saturday night we let off about 1000 farts EACH! The only problem with flatulating when we want is that now 2 of us can't help but sucking in air through our anus when we sit down." Jason has also provided the following instructions for people who would like to acquire this skill: 1) Get a pillow and a soft surface. 2) Place your ear on the pillow with your head turned sideways. 3) Put your butt up in the air, bringing your knees as close up to your head as possible. This relaxes your anal opening. 4) Once you're relaxed enough, you should feel a strange sensation...this is air traveling into your colon. 5) Through practice you will be able to do this by just sitting down. Adam reports that a student at his high school, known as "The King" could fart "God Save the Queen" by alternately inhaling and exhaling through his anus. The students refered to the inhaling process as "input." Is it possible to swallow smoke and then fart it out your anus? No, smoke consists of solid particles suspended in air. When such a mixture enters the digestive system, the solids condense on the walls and other objects in the gut, or go into suspension in liquids in the system. However, for people capable of inhaling through the anus, it is possible to smoke a cigarette with the anal opening and then blow the smoke back out. What causes the burning sensation that sometimes accompanies a fart? This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system. If you fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub? As long as what comes out is only fart and no poop, your bath water should not be significantly polluted. Most of the gas just bubbles up and contaminates the air rather than the water. Is it true that a woman can fart out of her, shall we say, frontal opening, and if so, where does the gas come from? Yes, it is true! The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef. This occurs especially frequently during the sex act, when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. Can a man fart out of his genital opening? I have asked various men this question and they all deny it emphatically. However, elrondh contributed the information that under certain rare and artificially-induced circumstances, a man might pass gas through his penis. In this case, the man's bladder had been inflated for a medical procedure, the air introduced via catheter inserted through the urethra. This gas escaped during later attempts to urinate, "accompanied by a brief but sharp burning sensation." Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use? It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter. Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method. Is it weird to enjoy farting? It is not unusual to enjoy farting. I believe that enjoyment of farting is a healthy attitude, since everyone has to fart. If a person is farting to the extent that it creates problems and unhappiness, then a visit to a doctor is in order. Is it common for people to enjoy smelling their own farts? I believe that it is not only common, it is universal. A person farts and then thinks, at least subconsciously, "Wow, I made that!" Can farting be considered sexy? Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatulence that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators. What color is a fart? Farts are, alas, colorless. All of the gases that make up farts have no inherent color. But just think of how interesting it would be if farts were bright orange like nitrogen dioxide gas! It would certainly take the mystery out of who farted. Never-the-less, a high-personality gas like fart gas suggests color to people. Some people envision farts as brown, others as green or yellow. I have always thought of farts as brown, presumably because poop is brown. When someone farts in our car, that person might say, "You better not breathe through your mouth for awhile, or your teeth will turn brown." I knew a toddler who used to draw pictures of farts as yellow rectangles full of holes, like a slice of Swiss cheese. She thought of farts as yellow, and said that she knew they were rectangular because she could feel the sharp corners scraping against her on the way out! Ernie C. suggests that if farts were visible, they would look like pork rinds. Helen says, "It always seemed to me like farts were lumps of coal, black in color and irregularly spherical in shape." Do other people smell a fart better than the farter? The fart should smell just as much for the person who created it as it does for other people. However, the farter is somewhat protected by having the fart propelled away from his body in a direction opposite to his nose. Farting upwind nullifies this advantage. Why is it that when you scratch your *** through two layers of clothing (your underwear and your jeans) your fingers still stink? As pointed out by Barb F., who contributed the term to the fart thesaurus, a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff. Why is it sometimes possible to taste farts? The sense of taste detects substances that are either liquid or dissolved in liquid. You can taste a fart when the fart's constituent molecules go into solution in your saliva. Do fart particles disperse in the air and float around until they hit something and then stick to it? The ultimate fate of fart particles depends on the nature of the particles. Gas molecules mostly mix into the atmosphere, although some may react chemically to form new substances. Aerosolized particles of liquid and solid poop probably do condense on surfaces. Most of these particles are polar (with a positively charged end and a negatively charged end) and are attracted to other polar substances or charged surfaces like a monitor screen. Other fart particles condense on microscopic water droplets in the air if the humidity is very high (as in a bathroom), and some particles go into solution in water. Is it possible to have bloody farts? Yes, this can happen if you are suffering from an anal fissure, a split in the wall of the colon. It can also happen to a woman who experiences a queef during her period. Why do farts seem to follow the farter? I'm sure that everyone has experienced this phenomenon, in which one delivers oneself forth of a silent but potent gaseous emission and then steps rapidly away, only to have the fart cling to one's person. Part of the reason for this annoying characteristic of farts is the turbulence that follows in the wake of a moving person. The fart "slip streams" or is actually pulled along in the farter's direction by the air currents behind the person. Another factor is that part of the fart is caught in the farter's clothing, and diffuses out slowly after the main part of the emission has dispersed. Why do farts smell so much worse in a shower than anywhere else? There are several factors. First of all, a shower is a small, enclosed space, so the fart gas is more concentrated, and the high turbidity of the air in the shower circulates the gas through the space effectively. Secondly, the high humidity and high temperature conditions in the shower enhance a person's sense of smell and taste. The farts don't actually smell worse, it's just that we can smell them better than usual. Similar conditions prevail in the bathtub. What would happen if someone farted on Venus? If Venus's surface temperature were a mere 200 to 300 degrees Fahrenheit, liquid water could exist there because of Venus's extremely high atmospheric pressure. But the temperature on Venus is almost 900 degrees Fahrenheit. Because humans are mostly water, a person would not simply emit gas on Venus, but would become gas, a whole-body fart. Venus already has a lot of sulfur compounds in its atmosphere, so a fart on Venus probably wouldn't even produce much of a smell. If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward? Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart. Is it possible to freeze farts, and would they still be smelly after they are defrosted? The water vapor component of farts would freeze quite readily, but to freeze the entire fart would require high pressure and low temperature conditions such as that used to produce dry ice. The fart's composition would be unchanged by the process, and hence would still be smelly upon reversion to the gaseous state. Is it possible for a fart to rip your underwear? This is unlikely, because most underwear is made of material with a fairly high tensile strength, meaning that it can endure a certain level of extensional stress without brittle failure. Furthermore, the porous nature of underwear fabrics allows much of the fart's force to pass through the spaces rather than to stress the fabric. Where does the word "fart" come from? According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), our word fart comes from the Old English word feortan, presumably of echoic origin, meaning that the word was chosen to sound like the object named. When it is cold outside and you fart, can you see it like you can see your breath? Now, that's an interesting idea! My guess would be yes, since farts are nice and moist like our breath, but this is one question that I'm not in a position to answer. I live in the tropics, and it never gets cold here. Several people have tried the experiment and have written to tell me the results. Most people said that they could indeed see their farts, but one person said that he couldn't see it even with his pants off. Here is what anywhere32 reported: "In the boys' locker room after morning water polo practice it was cold out and one of the players only had on his speedo and let out a fart. About four of us saw it and couldn't contain our laughter for the rest of the day." John of the UK said, "Farts expelled in cold air leave what can only be described as a long bushy tail. This is quite funny waiting on a train station platform on a cold dark frosty morning. A person will move away from everyone to a safe distance, and then release a long quiet fart, only to have a sudden and dramatic long bushy white tail coming from their anus; it goes down a little way and slowly curves up ending in a point, just like a dogs tail!" What are some other words for fart? The word "fart" is both a noun (referring to the substance and the sound), and a verb (referring to the act of farting). i seriously have no idea how this was posted as r & s!!!! but i hope u enjoy it as wierd as it is! i just copied and pasted it!! i thought it was funny

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