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looking at pictures of dead animals, does it make you feel weird? In Watchmen, when Rorschach pointed at the dead dog with its head split open, I paused it and looked at it for a minute or two, and it made me feel weird. Why is that? I know the animal was fake but why?

Can anyone please tell me the name of a few artist that have made weird animal designs? the design can be a sculpture, painting, drawing, oil on canvas etc. the animal has to look weird, distorted, unusual and it could be non-existent. if you don't really understand what i want, here are a few examples: http://www.markryden.com/paintings/treeshow/paintings/yoshi. html http://www.asianart.org/collection.htm (Third picture going up from the bottom) Thanks in advance

FREAKY ANIMAL PICs!? Does anyone know any weird animal pictures websites? Such as A Giant snake or a Croc eating a Building? tnx

Is it weird that I feel nothing while looking at gore pictures of Humans, yet at Animals I cry? Title says it all pretty much, I see pictures of decapitated/mutilated Humans all the time and feel nothing. Yet when I see it happening to an Animal, I get enraged and upset.

What are some weird looking animals? I need help finding 3 pictures of weird looking animals. Please, could you help me find some? It would be nice to also include the link so I could see a picture and especially the name. Thank you very much.

Is it weird to be turned on my an animal? This is going to sound really weird but the other day I was watching the Discovery Channel and there was a show about rhinos. After watching it for awhile I started to get really turned on. I didn't know if it was the animals or something else, but when I google imaged pictures of rhinos I had the same feeling. Is this normal?

is it possible to download pictures onto an ipod touch without a computer? I got photo shop on my ipod and i only have pictures of funny animals ( WEIRD ) and i want other pictures. but unfortunately, my computer stopped working and i cant get a new one ( yet probably). I NEED HELP.

where would i look for pictures of animal teeth? I was digging up bulbs in my flowerbed and found a part of a jawbone with some really weird looking teeth, big too. I need to compare them, I live on the oregon coast

Weird question about animal crossing wild world for DS? Ok so I have googled and binged but can someone tell me how can you get the pictures to put in your virtual house of the special characters (exp. Brewester, Nook, Harriet, ect) I can't find a thing can someone tell me and it'd be nice if you had a site to go with it but Idc. THx >.<

What site do I go to for funny pictures to make people laugh? Pictures of people & animals doing weird and funny things.

Is it weird that I start talking to PICTURES of cats/kittens even in public places? It happens with other cute animals as well (both real and images) but mainly kittens. My friends and family have often caught me doing this and think something is wrong. I don't know what happens but when I see some really cute image of especially a kitten, may as well be it on a billboard etc. Next thing I know my heart rate increases and I find myself talking to them in a 'baby accent' whilst being completely oblivious as to who else may be watching.

Are there websites where i can look at pictures of animals with information about them? "Weird" animals.....strange looking fish, different types of reptiles, frogs.....not animals u would see in your backyard or at the zoo.

Help me. Weird Animal!? There ia a weird animal living in my front yard. I'm scared to come outside because it tries to attack me. I got a picture of it. What is it? And what should I do? http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg131/samx_0/weirdanimal.jpg

is this girl crazy or just plain weird? there is this girl who i absolutely don't like and she thinks that i'm her best friend. well every day at lunch she asks if i can come over to her house during the weekend and i tell her i'm busy. i used to come to her house when i was little and i hated it because all she ever did was play weird video games(halo 3?) and show off all the things she has. well she keeps asking people for their phone numbers so she can text them. well one of my friends gave her her number and she texts her constantly at like 1 am and wakes my friend up. then when my friend let her come over once and all she ever talked about with my friend was how "they're going to be best friends forever!", animals and how i don't want to hang out with her anymore. Then on that monday all she ever talked about was her amazing weekend with my friend. Then the next time my friend and i hung out she told me all the weird things she did, including getting excited about seeing a dead deer and then started to poke it with a stick thinking it was so cool. Anyway during lunch she always asked when i was going to get my phone and i always told her that it won't be delivered for at least another 3 weeks. then last night i went to a party and brought my phone thinking that surely she won't come and see it. but of coarse she did and i gave my phone to one of my friends and she put it in her pocket. but now she had two phones. and of coarse she asked another friend of mine of why she had two phones in her pocket and my friend blurted out the truth and made her give my phone number to her. then she came by where i was sitting and hugged me hard from behind and said, " im so glad we can be friends and we can tell each other everything." then she asked me if it was my phone and i said no its my moms. then she texted my friend who told her that i had a phone and said," she lied to my f***ing face!" then she started to text me saying lier over and over, moral values are the only thing keeping from slapping you right across the f***ing face! so i texted back who is this because your starting to scare me and texted back,"i hope so!" then she continued to tell me how mad she was and i said i seriously think you have the wrong number. then she was watching me from across the room behind a couch watching if i would pick my phone up when she texted me. anyway this continued throughout the night and when i got home she texted me that she was going to tell everyone my secrets that were very personal. i told her to stop and she continued to text me and just didn't reply back. so what should i do to get her away from me? here is a list of all the weird and crazy things she does: 1. skips down the halls at school 2. draws weird pictures of animals combined and names them 3. put a note in my locker saying," i love you!" and had the name at the bottom of the guy who told me he liked me the day before( i consider him a friend) and his name was barely scratedut and said you're secret admirer. of coarse his locker is next to mine and and everyone saw it and read it at the same time and the poor guy who liked me was about to burst out in tears 4. and a lot of other stuff thanks to everyone who read all of this i just need help!

do you have any weird hunting traditions after taking an animal ? examples- get drunk,smoke a cigar,eat its liver,take inappropriate picture, ect. I thought of this question the other day when I remembered me and me father have a tradition were after shooting a buck, we field dress it in the woods and hang it genitals from a tree in hopes our other hunting buddy's will stumble upon it and ask "WTF is that?" just a tradition so what about yours?

Weird animal I found. I want to keep it? I was taking a walk outside when I found this unconscious animal on the ground. I decided to pick it up and put it in a garbage bag cause I couldn't find a box with holes big enough. It's still unconscious as I am writing this message but what should I do with it now. I'm interested keeping it as a pet. What do you recommend? I took a picture of it. http://divisionoflabour.com/archives/alien_from_the_movie.png

What's the weirdest colorful animal ever? I have to paint a picture for art class, and I wanted to do a weird animal. I mean REALLY weird. It has to have at least three colors, not inc. black or white. Thanx! I wanted a WEIRD animal, not a bird!!!

What is the weirdest animal you know? Include a picture, too! Best answer will go to the coolest, uniquest animal!

Is it weird to be a pet photographer? I love taking pictures(Like about everyone else in thisworld) But I would love to make some money doing it. I can take pretty okay pictures of people and other things ( I wanna take a class to learn more about taking people and landscapes) But I somehow usually manage to get really cool pictures of my animals around my house. I was wondering if its weird to start off photographing peoples pets? Whats a reasonable amount to charge for something like that?

poll..how do you increase the horse power of your car? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/6867954/Pictures-of-the-year-2009-weird-animal-pictures.html?image=10

What is this weird animal? Picture at: http://members.aol.com/parksyp/glaucus.JPG The thing on the right. If you could include a link with your answer that would be good, thanks.

why do people post pictures of weird things on the Internet like: people eating human feces, etc.? Other examples are: gory car accidents, people having sex with animals, mutations in humans, etc.

What is the weirdest animal you have ever seen? Please put pictures of it and the person with the weirdest answer gets ten points. Great job and pictures guys remeber best animal gets ten points! Lol some of these are making me laugh XD

anyone know where i can get some nice cow pictures? i am a animal/cow lover, and i am looking for some real pictures of cows. I have a few of my own, but i am looking for some better quality looking ones. I know it seems weird, but i love cows and i want to decorate my house with pictures.

What is the weirdest animal? what is the weirdest animal you have ever heard of, please provide a name of what it is, a description and a picture.

What animal left these foot prints (pictures included)? My grandma and I looked outside after it snowed yesterday and under a tree in our front yard there were these big footprints. And then today, we looked out the window (back yard) and on the path there were these really weird foot prints (like a thing with claws and a tail.) Heres a picture: http://i29.tinypic.com/10891sn.jpg http://i31.tinypic.com/2nanpd1.jpg We don't get many big animals usually possums or raccoons.

What are those animals that talk weird called? The ones that talk like, I iz wanting cookiez and stuff like that with the pictures? please tell me or send me a good website with them. Thanks!

Does anyone else take holiday pictures of their animals? I take picture of my dogs for each holiday.... For example, for Halloween I put them with the pumpkins, and took some of them in their costumes. For Christmas I put them in front of the Christmas tree. Do you think it's weird? My family always picks on me because I do it. I take a lot of pictures of them. I don't really care what people think or say... I enjoy taking their pictures, and showing them off.

What is the weirdest animal in the world? Apart from us??? Picture? But Platypuses are awesome lol Platypuses aren't even what about those weird ar*se big american bird things lol i forgot the name they're like volturers or something lol a condor thats it...what about them they are weird as

Animal Planets. Weird, True And Freaky: The Cats With Genetic Alterations.? There Was An Episode With The Human Altered Animals. I Know The Rat With The Implanted Ear On Its Back Was On There. There Was Also A Cat Breeder Who's Cats Had LITTLE Front Legs... Like They Couldn't Walk On Them. I'm Trying To Find A Picture Or Video Clip Of That Episode. I've Looked And Looked And Can't Find One!!! Please Send Me A Link If You Have One.

Is it weird that I picture living animals when i'm eating meat? Sorry if the wording of my question is awkward, but basically every time I eat meat, I always picture the animal that i'm eating as if it's alive in my head. So if i'm eating chicken in my salad, i'll automatically think of a chicken running around in my head and it KILLS my appetite. I used to be a vegetarian but my doctor said I had a major iron and protein deficiency and that I am prone to thyroid, so I started eating meat again. What can I do to not lose my appetite or feel awkward when i'm eating meat? Thanks. @Owlish: During that time I was trying to lose weight so yes, I was practically living off of salad+water...not good, but it led to some health problems.

Is it weird that i love my animals so much? I have pictures of them under my heroes section on my myspace. I would sacrifice myself for them if i had to.

Is having a stuffed animal at the age of 20 weird? I'm a 20 year old man, and yes I do have a stuffed animal. I've had this little guy ever since I was in Elementary school, so it means a lot to me. My sister in law gave it to me, and I rarely see her now because she moved out of state, so it's also something to remember her by. I don't play with it, I just keep it by my bed. I consider it one of my friends. It's also my good luck charm, I hug it everytime I need some luck. Anyways do you think I'm weird? I know adults aren't supposed to have stuffed animals, but this little guy means a lot to me. Here is a picture of it, some of you might have heard of him, his name is Pekkle. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/rcdw/DSCN0074.jpg No Pekkle is his real name, the stuffed animal is called Pekkle.

Can you please identify this animal...? My mom noticed this weird animal under our extended breakfast nook. We looked at it with a monocular and then took pictures of it because we can't tell what it is. It looks like it has striped ears and open eyes, and my mom said it was moving even though I thought it looked dead. She also said it looked like it was in a nest, and I think it looks like it has claws, and some hair missing (just skin) near where it's tail would be. Please look at these pictures and tell me if you can identify it!!: http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/ (album) <a href="http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/?action=view&current=animal11.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/animal11.jpg" border="0" alt="Animal 4"></a> <a href="http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/?action=view&current=animal1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/animal1.jpg" border="0" alt="Animal 3"></a> <a href="http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/?action=view&current=animal1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/animal1.jpg" border="0" alt="Animal 3"></a> <a href="http://s852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/?action=view&current=animal2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/the8thweasley/animal2.jpg" border="0" alt="Animal 1"></a> THANK YOU We live in Colorado, if that's any help.

Why do I feel like crying when I look at pictures of kittens? My friend showed me pictures of her kittens on her phone, and they just looked sooo cute. The weird thing is that I got this odd urge to cry. I then went online and looked at more pictures of kittens, and I got this feeling again. Why is that? I don't ever feel this way about other animals, like puppies, or human babies. Just kittens.

What the heck kind of animal did I see!? Okay, today i was in my boyfriend's neighborhood. Across the street i saw this weird animal crossing the road. I couldn't tell what it was. It's body was like a river otter, but it had a fluffy tail and it was a sand-beige color. It was fluffy everywhere...it was the size of an otter but had characteristics of a weasel or something. I live in NorthEast Florida.. pretty close to the river and lots of neighborhood ponds. I live about 30 miles away from the beach. Neighborhood has lots of pine trees... Does anyone know what I saw? I even looked at a list of florida mammals with pictures and couldn't find what i saw...? okay i actually live about 15 to 20 miles away from the beach if that changes anything I did some research... might be a southwestern weasel..can't find a picture though. does someone know where to find a pic of one? NOT south western.. i meant southeastern sorry

I masturbate a lot to pictures of animals found in the ocean (sharks,star fish, etc). Am I ok? Like, I don't think I'm bothering anyone, but wanted to make sure this wasn't a mark of some weird mental disturbance.

Weird text message dream what does it mean? I had this dream well different dreams i think lol but i only remember 1 and i was trying to go to sleep and thought i was still awake IT WAS SO REAL! and i heard my phone get a text message and it showed a horizontal picture showing i think 4 animal things maybe pokemon lol and then said dont get mad but send this to 10 other people and check your wallpaper its cool sorry cant remember who sent it its weird what does it mean?

What type of animal is this? Is it a cat? Last night I came across this weird little furry animal in our basement. At first I thought it was a rat...but now I'm thinking its a newborn little cat, or something. I've uploaded 2 pictures of it: http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/krazygurleah/misc/2.jpg AND http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/krazygurleah/misc/1.jpg It probably looks dead in the picture...but its not. Its sleeping..and when I poked it..it started making these little squeaky noises.

i have a weird coin............? i have a coin that says elizebeth the second 1980 and have a picture of her in the front and in the back it says 20 but when i flip it uspide down, it shows a weird animal thing that looks like it has skeleton hands. but it looks like a regular coin, same color and same shape. how much does it cost and is it rare? my bad, its kinda of bigger then a regular quarter

I'm 13, almost 14 so is this weird? I've never been drunk before, tried drugs, kissed a guy on the lips, I don't date guys, and I don't like those parties that people do stupid things at. Is this weird? I have a lot of friends, and I have no enemies, I have different interests such as dance, gymnastics, animals, taking pictures, hanging out with friends and family, and just being a normal teen! Please Help:P

what's the name of these weird stuffed animals? Okay so there are these really weird stuffed animals that i want. there are many types and they're really unique. they are little monster stuffed animals. i saw someone with one and i JUST NEED TO HAVE IT. its very adorable they are little monsters with teeth and horns. if anyone knows what they're called PLZ tell me along with a picture online if you have. PLEEEAAASSEEE & THANK YOUU :]]

can anyone identify these animal tracks? okay on my second story balcony i found some weird animal tracks. i live in buffalo, new york. can anyone tell me what animal it could be from? here is the tracks: http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/sunflowerbaby10/1212091922.jpg and to get an idea of the size here is a picture of the tracks next to a size 7 womans adult shoe.: http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt6/sunflowerbaby10/1212091933a.jpg help?

What was this animal? I am a city person and do'nt really know the nature life much. newayz, my fam went camping in new hamshire last week and i saw the weirdest animal ever! It had no legs and was like long and skinny. I think it wuz some sort of giant worm like a nightcrawler cause it was way bigger than a normal worm. prob like 1 or 2 feet long. but it was'nt pink like the worms i see in pictures online. it was like dark brown and had 2 eyes. Wuz this some sort of giant worm or what? ps do'nt tell me it was a snake cause when it like snuck away into the bushes i saw its tale and it did'nt have a rattle.

ANIMAL PORN??? WHAT do you guys THINK about THIS? WELL...u guys, i just found out when i went to google.com and i searched up animal porn...and what did i see! o myy gooshhh...scary stuff. people, actually having sex with animals, like, dogs and horses, and just weird ****. millions of pictures, and billions of videos...what do u guys think about this, isnt this nasty? theres millions of people out there doing this for money, this is nasty, for real. what does everyone else think about this? i told some ppl about it, but they said i was a lier and its not true or real, why dont they belive it? their like, r u joking?

Is somebody willing to draw an animal body on my fursona ? I have a hard time drawing a fox body for my furry it comes out weird. I have a really good head drawing. It doesn't need to be colored I would just really like a body. If you can help please tell me and give me your email and I'll email you the head picture

Is it weird that I am this obsessed with cats? I don't know why but I love animals... especially cats. Whenever I see a cute cat I start crying (seriously) and I have probably printed out 20 pictures of cute cats in the last week. Sometimes I'll be playing with my cat (his name is Puff and he's pretty old) and I'll start crying for no reason. I don't know why I just find cats so interesting and adorrrrable!!!!! Is this normal?

why do i have a weird reaction to water/sea creatures? hi! i have a sort of weird reaction to anything to do with deep/open water and things that live in it, mainly big animals. If I see a picture of the sea or a fairly large body of water I literally feel like throwing up, sometimes even with swimming pools. but the worst is if I see a picture of a shark, whale or any other big creature even if it isnt real, like a CGI of a plesiosaur- I literally start crying. Why is this? x

What animal is in this picture? I just found a dead animal in my backyard. It was pretty weird because it was quite big and I've never seen it there before. Here are the links to the pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/37539272@N05/?saved=1 I live in the coastal region of Southern California. It was not playing dead. I picked it up with a shovel and threw it away. I think it's been dead for a while because it was pretty heavy and stiff. The tail doesn't even move. I think someone just threw it in my backyard for fun because it just appeared there. I was looking at the spot where it was at around 6:30 PM and three minutes later, I saw it!

Newly discovered/Weird animals? Does anyone know a website that shows pictures of the strange aniamls around the world and also maybe some newly discoverd species. (newly as in months or weeks)

Would this be considered "weird"? I'm 13 and I'll be going to camp on Monday. I'm so excited. I have never gone to camp before but my best friend is going and I'm looking forward to a new experience. I want to bring a scrapbook I've been making of baby pictures of me. Would it be "weird" if I brought it? It has some pictures of my parents in it, looking at their 90's hair always puts a smile on my face (lol) plus I won't get homesick. But yeah, would that be considered "weird" if I brought it? Also, would bringing a stuffed animal be considered weird? I have a stuffed dachshund and it helps me fall asleep having him on my pillow. But I don't know, it might be considered babyish or something. Thanks! =) Lmbo @ rubber sheets =]

who can give a young boy a x-guardian acount for adventure quest ill give you gossip and weird pictures of animals. if you accept email me at aldocruz3000@gmail.com

What animal is this? http://www.break.com/pictures/weird-little-creature601834.html

Weirdest animal moment ever for you? I have many awkward and scary moments with animals. However---my most memorable moment of them all is followed: I was at home, with my mom, best friend, and 2 dogs. We were cooking steak, and I had just got mine off the George Foreman. I walked into my living room, (it was about 8pm, dark out) and looked out the window. "Oh. My. Holy. Cow" was all I could say. My mom and best friend came out of the kitchen thinking something was broken or hurt. I pointed out the big picture window, and I said "Cows. Bull. Oh my Gosh." About 45 cows were rushing through our front yard, and some were just standing their eating. I live in the country, so their are a lot of cows. I was so freaked out, and at this point I forgot about everything and I just didn't want one to ram through our window! My mom hurried and took our food, and went outside. She came back in, and said it was really loud outside from the cows and bulls. So, we then see a pickup truck come with a guy on the back, and they tried to herd the cows away. It worked, but they went off into a field. All the cows were captured by the next morning. It was the scariest thing I've ever seen. To this day, I'm afraid of big cows and bulls. My question is- what's the weirdest thing with animals that has ever happened to you?? It can be any animal. Best answer will be chosen- 10points for a good story! (:

I see pictures within curtains, is this normal? I can visibly see pictures of people. I drew my bfs gran (who i had never seen), in her rocking chair (which is a weird style) and he was shocked and said it was completely correct. I can see these things all the time including women, children, men, animals, objects. What is this. It is so detailed when I see it that I can draw it in detail. (ps my curtains are made of suede).

I found some weird bug, how can i check if it is a new species or what type of animal it is? Hi, I have recently found some strange looking bug-like creature that's about 3 or 4 millimeters long, I think it has 6 legs, it is silver/grey and looks like a cross between a shrimp & a woodlouse. from what i've seen it is very fast, and doesn't like water too much. It is currently in a pot which i filled with dirt, leaves, grass, a flower (rose) and a bottle cap full of water. at the moment it is curled into a small circular shape inside the rose and is fairly still except from occasional movement of what appears to be small whiskers protruding from its nose or forehead. ANY HELP APPRECIATED! i feel that i have seen this creature before somewhere but i have no idea where or what it is (maybe just as it looks like a woodlouse/shrimp). Please comment if you would like either a picture of it, or my hotmail address. Thanks a lot, Anthony. Thanks dude, It was a silverfish, how the hell did you know? XD

What is this insect/small animal? It looks like an alien..? I found this insect or animal lying on my bed yesterday, and it looks REALLY weird. I just moved to Texas from California so i dont know if it's some kind of animal that's common here. Also, there was blood on the bed sheets where i found the animal. Here are the pictures(In which you can clearly see the eyes and body of this insect/animal): http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3218/p1000914r.jpg http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1970/p1000915m.jpg http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/373/p1000916.jpg Its about the size of one's fingernail. Or a penny. I forgot to mention, it DID have a tail. The tail was small and white, with black stripes. I lost it while trying to take it to better light for pictures.

Is this normal or weird? I have had my dog since I was eight years old and she is really playful and she stands on her back legs with her paws on your legs for a hug she does it to people who come over the time. I am now fifteen and the dog is considered a part of my family. I have a photo album full of pictures of her and two of my friends saw and said it wasn't normal and it was weird. Both have never had a animal before. Do you think it is weird or is it just them?

Curious, most interesting animals on Earth...? In your opinion... What animal are you curious about? And why? Link with a picture of that specific animal, please?!? What is the weirdest animal, alive or dead, that you can think about? What's so weird about it? If you had the opportunity to learn about either animal 1-to-1, would you take advantage of it? What is your favorite animal? And why? Picture please! If possible, give a bit of details on the whats/whys. Would really appreciate.

What is the weirdest animal you have ever seen? Either in real life, or a picture. :D This animal is *ucking hilarious: http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5171/002blobfishwc6.jpg It's called a 'Blob Fish' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOLL And you? No they're real Alicia: The Blobfish inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it’s rarely seen by humans. Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the Blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; which allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front it.

Why do I have a weird obsession with ... ? Black and white things. I know it sounds odd, but I absolutely crave animals, objects, pictures that are in black and white. I also have strange fantasies of my future house decorated entirely in black and white. ... And don't even get me started on dalmatians. So, what is it about my mind that could create this odd obsession? Guesses are welcome.

What Kind Of Amazon Animal Is IT? theres this book that has amazon animals i it. and in it, was a picture of this very strange creature, that lives in the trees, and it blended in the trees really well, it had loose skin on its side like a sugar gkider, for gliding, the skin was really loose, and it had the animal holding on to a branch, upside down. Amazon mammal, Large Lives in the trees NOT a monkey or sugar glider has a weird name. when upside down, its loose skin on its side (for gliding) is really good to keep its baby safe, like as if the baby where in a bag. WHAT IS IT??? sorry, no pics:( i dunno what its called. i forgot! any answers?? guesses ??? thats all the info i can give. Thanks

On Animal Cross 1, why does my stuff come up missing? This has happened numerous times, when I have had objects/furniture it will come up missing? Even a picture of Tom Nook came up missing and some furniture that come up missing the next day (in game play) was in Tom Nook's store! This is weird, I don't know why my stuff comes up missing? Any ideas? When it is in my HOME, it disappears!

Can you find at least one picture where my zodiac sign doesn't look the worst? I'm the rat/Aries and I always feel like my signs look the worst in pictures. Whether it's represented as an animal or a person or whatever doesn't matter. It's a weird question, I know, but compared to the others, mine always suck.

Please dont think im weird but I have fallen in love. Am I alone on this? Ok dont think im weird but I have been going to the same zoo 2-3 times a week for about 2 years and I have been so facsinated with a Camel there named Grapito. shes a gougeious animal but heres the catch. I have fallen in love with her in an intimate way. I know this is weird to some But I really love Grapito and am wondering how I can pursue this relationship. The zoo keepers think I am playing around and think its cute but this is a deep feeling I have and I even offered to buy her so i could bring her home. Other than bashing me please advise me on what i can so. I wish I can show you a picture of her. Thank you for your time

Do you feel weird adding people on Facebook or MySpace? I do! Even if I know the person and they know me. I feel weird, because they might not like me that well and they might say, "I don't wanna add her." or if don't know me that well, but I know them, they might say "Why would she add me!?" Then if they don't know me they would most likely say "Who's that!?!?" You know what I mean? I also don't like putting a lot of pictures up of myself, because people might think that I love myself, and that I think I'm so pretty (and I don't that). I also don't like updating my status. I don't know why, but a few people in my class update their status for every single little thing, and it gets annoying. I feel funny if I even update it once. I had a Facebook since September, and I didn't even update my status once, and I only have six profile pictures, and a few pictures of my animals. And then, last night, my 'friend' calls me *mean* for not adding people. And she is the mean one. She always uses me to go places, and she doesn't even tell my family thank you. And she just stays over at my house to get on the computer (she doesn't have one, she has internet on her phone). She called me a spoiled brat, and I'm not. I get a lot of my clothes cheap and on sale. And then she said that I have a lot of DS games, and my brother and I buy them ourselves. She has texting (and I don't) and I know that cost a lot of money. And last year for her birthday, she got a brand new phone and she said it cost $250, and I get nothing for my birthday (my parents just have a birthday party). This may sound like I'm jealous of her, but believe me I'M NOT. Then she told me to update my status more. She updates her status a lot, and her statuses are pointless. Some of her statuses are: -mmmm... cupcakes. -bored...... txt me........ (her phone number) -ask me to the dance? doubt anyone will. -ugh.... can't go skating....... no money. -check out my myspace (her myspace link). And on MySpace one time, she posted '. . . . . . . . See all of those little dots. . . . they are my zits. . . ' I mean, why would even post those things? And by the way, I don't even tell her about how stupid it is to post things like that. I keep to myself. She tells me that it annoys her that I don't have that many pictures. She has, literally, a ton. She posts like 10 pictures a day, and she's not even that pretty (again, I don't tell her that she's not pretty). She took a picture when she had the flu, and named it 'i had the flu...'. and she posts pictures and names them 'zit face', because she has a lot of zits. I think posting a lot of pictures gets annoying. Okay, I know this was long, but please read it and answer. Thanks!

Is it wrong that I think my dog is cuter than my baby??? http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictures/Pictures/animals/twins.jpg the link works for me! sorry about that. it's a really fat baby and one of those fat puppies with the rolls all over it. it's cute.

click here!!!? ok soooo for my bday im going on a mall scavenger hunt and that basically means that we go to the mall and take pictures of weird stuff like animal print pants. so i need a list of other weird stuff to put on the list thanx!!!

is being furry weird? this girl in my class (who will remain anonymous) likes to draw these really cool pictures of cats, wolves, dragons, and other animals. some are these pictures of animals that look like people. so i went home one night and looked up what type of art this was. and i found out that it's called furry. i also found alot of negative coments about them. does that mean that she's a bad person? she wasn't drawing them nude. i guess this is more of a philosophy question. there are no real answers to this kind of question.

Would you think this was weird/creepy? Okay, for a guys perspective: Say this girl likes you, and you know she likes you. You're usually an optimistic person, but one day you just feel like you aren't worth anything and screw everything up. So to make you feel better, the girl that likes you draws you a picture to help cheer you up. It's a cute picture of an animal you like. And usually the girl says she sucks at drawing, but this picture is actually not that bad, and she drew it just for you. Would you think that was creepy or weird, or would you think that was cute? What would you think of it? Haha, yeah, it's me drawing the picture. And see, we talk online often and I'm always like, "My drawings suck!" and he's all like, "Stop that! Stop insulting yourself!" or something like that. And he's kinda taught me how to draw. And it's a penguin, and he likes penguins alot. He's told me too. I'm not a stalker, lol.

praying cartoon animal? can someone help me find a picture of a praying animated animal plssssssssssssss i know its kind of a weird request hahah :) thx!

What is the name of this animal? Hey guys :) i am trying to figure out how to spell this one animals name... i think they are called ax-i-lah-dles (its pronounced that way anyways) but i don't know how to spell it...and i need a picture of them. And i already tried typing it wrong and seeing if there are any suggestions on what i am looking for but nothing comes up :( help? by the way...they look like fat water lizards and are completely aquatic. Also, they have weird gills on the side that look like branches lol.

ANIMAL PORN??? WHAT do you guys THINK about THIS? WELL...u guys, i just found out when i went to google.com and i searched up animal porn...and what did i see! o myy gooshhh...scary stuff. people, actually having sex with animals, like, dogs and horses, and just weird ****. millions of pictures, and billions of videos...what do u guys think about this, isnt this nasty? theres millions of people out there doing this for money, this is nasty, for real. what does everyone else think about this? i told some ppl about it, but they said i was a lier and its not true or real, why dont they belive it? their like, r u joking?

What was the name of that Animal movie? A couple years ago there was an animal movie that had the head only picture of a Chihuahua type dog featured in it's advertisements. It showed this dog with his ears almost straight out with a very weird expression on his face. It got to the point you saw this picture about every day on TV. Not sure if it was the advertisement for a Movie or a cartoon on DVD. I know that's not much information, but I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to it at the time. Anyone remember? Thanks!

What should I do? Found an injured weasel.? This morning I woke up and saw something on my deck. I went outside and saw that is was a weird animal. I went around it to look at it closer on the stairs. When I did that, it opened its mouth and did this screamingn thing. It had huge teeth. Later, my mom came home and looked at it. It did the same screaming thing. It looked like a ferret at first so we just barely looked up "ferrets" on the web. We deceided that it wasn't a ferret and we saw a picture of a cartoon weasel. I typed in "weasel" and it looked exactly like it. We don't want to touch it because the website said they eat mice and rats. It probably has rabees. I don't know what to do because none of us girls(we are all animal lovers) want to kill it. What do I do!? I really need help.

Is my father a pervert? I was using my dad's laptop the other day and I was in the process of saving my homework when I found this folder on his laptop. I know I shouldn't have looked in it but I did and well it had loads of these weird pictures of like cartoon animals having sex and stuff but thats not the worst bit, the worst bit is the 2 other folders in there, 1 called "vore" and the other called "shemales" Now I know what a shemale is and I was shocked to see my dad with all this stuff on his laptop. The shemale stuff was horrible =[ and the other stuff is just weird. Anyway. my question is what do you think I should do?? My dad doesnt seem like the guy thats in to this stuff and I dont know if I should tell anyone I know. I was thinking it might have been a hacker or something who put all this stuff on my dads laptop because Its only me or my dad that uses the laptop and I know it wasnt me who put it there. Help me!?

What is the name of this Phoebia? I really would like to know what this weird thing is:S? basically, I have this strange phoebia, and im not sure what it it.. I really hate things like spiders, but it isnt just spiders, cus obviously aracnophaobia(cant spell:O) is that, its also, crabs, octopuses etc and it isnt just animals either..for example, pictures of intestines really freak me out..and loads of bangles and things like that:Ss I know its REALLy weird, but I would like to know what this is, any ideas? is there a fear of..um, lots of things in one place?? Thank you in advance:) xxxxxxx

what are some of the weirdest or cutest looking animal you have seen? picture pleasee

What is the oddest cell of earth? For biology homework, I have to provide a picture and some info on a weird cell. Does anyone know of any strange cells? (animal, plant, bacteria etc.) ASAP please The question is supposed to be: "what is the oddest cell on earth?" sorry guys, half asleep!

What's the creepiest picture of anything you've taken.? and if you have it, you should send it through tinypic or something. Such as ufo's, ghost ordeals, crazy animals the like.. no one's ever seen, elemental type deals that only show up on camera. some may say it's a weird question but i've taken quite the few pictures on my own that are crazy.

WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON THE "GAY ANIMAL" THEORY??? (would like different answerers this time)? ok so there is this article that yahoo had on its homepage this morning...it was called Birds and bees may be gay: museum exhibition In it they talk about how there ARE gay animals...for example did you know that female swans will actually donate an egg to a gay male couple??? I KID YOU NOT!!! There is also a freakish comment on there about a museum that has an exhibit on gay animals and their behavior....in that exhibit there is a picture displaying two "giant erect penises" (whale penises, of course) rubbing together...is that not weird?? I mean when i go to a museum i dont really expect to see animal porn...but hey, i guess it could be worse??? I guess this means that my dog is a lesbian...cause she likes to hump our girl cats...but thats ok...i will accept her for who she is...im not judgemental...lmao What do you have to say about all this freaky stuff? do you think that they are looking too much into this "gay animal" stuff? or do you think they may really be on to something?

Isn't this weird? http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/six-legged-calf-born-on-nebraska-farm/20070506085009990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001 there are some more pictures of odd animals to look at if you have time.

I have this weird poop all over my yard and on my window sill! what is making this type of poop? I have this weird poop all over my yard and on my window sill! what is making this type of poop? I' thinking its a rat,bat,squirrel, or perhap some kind of a reptile...Please help Thanks.. Its about the size of a kitten poop..I have no animals..it has a white stuff on the end of each poop....I have a pic click here...I http://pictures.aol.com/galleries/cutedragonfly999/b2c0uW523wAJeIBtNVLaFIZjEAEptXbwZaeJv4xQp5Fd3Ig= Now like I said it's big like a kitten poop...~ I live in the south, it's pretty hot here...and humid some. I have seen these big red lizards but still don't know...what it can be.

Is it weird for an 18 year old to have LOTS of stuffed animals/plushies? I'm almost 18, and I have a LOTTTT of plushies and stuffed animals. I'm positive I have way more than 100. A lot of them were gifts from friends and some of them I just bought cus I thought they were really cute. I love them, and they make me feel a lot better when I'm sad or something I can just take one or a bunch and hug them and feel less lonely, haha. But anyways, sometimes it gets kinda embarrassing; like I didn't even want my boyfriend to see my room cus I was scared he'd think I was a dork and so I didn't let him go in my room until like 2 months later, and he was just like "WOW.." and I was so embarrassed. -___- But it sucks to have to get rid of them, once in a while I'll donate some, but I dunno, I don't think I can detach myself from all of them, I can picture myself in the future as an old lady with a bunch of stuffed animals. xD Well, do you think it's weird to have so many? I feel kinda loser-ish to have so many.. lol.. =[

Weird, yet poorly known animals? What are the wierdest animals you've heard of that don't get the big press, no one has heard of them? I have two examples to start: The vampire finch (a small bird that pecks at blue footed boobies then drinks the drawn blood) http://www.avianweb.com/vampirefinches.html The hunting cone snails. (Snails that catch and eat fish and other snails) http://s133.photobucket.com/albums/q60/hellothamizha/Videos/?action=view¤t=csnail_movie.flv Remember these guys get no press! everyone's heard of Pandas and platypusses. It was very difficult to find a pic of the finch. Include a link with a picture and don't repeat an answer. limit yourself to one or two. Thanks,

am I weird for doing this? I make myspaces for all my animals, I talk to them in comments, and using their profiles I comment myself back. I comment thier pictures too & I add all of my friend and family to thier myspaces, is this odd? I just have nothing else to do.. lol!! HAHAHA yes I AM a teenager!

REALLY REALLY weird dream? (Very long question)? DON'T ANSWER IF YOU'RE NOT READING THE WHOLE THING. Okay, here it goes. My cousin whose about 15 had just woken up, and she was asking me to take out all of her piercings. She had a lot for some reason. Then, I put on these bizarre piercings that go on the sides of your feet that were just like needles poking out. I was then driving around our neighborhood with my dad, but it seemed like a highway. When we drove by my house, these asian kids saw my piercings and were like "Think of how big his d.i.c.k is with those!" Then we drove onto a highway, came back, and they weren't there anymore. After that, it went to my sister somewhere along there. (I don't remember a specific order) She was in our old house, which had a very open staircase to a HUGE one room upstairs, and there was a little room to enter to get to the staircase. It didn't actually have a door though, it was open to that little room. (This description of it is confusing, sorry) My sister was up there, and we were all waiting in the little room. The upstairs was an art room, (My sister is an artist) but then it changed into a wardrobe type room. My sister was up there, except she was a teen at this part with rainbow curly hair. She and one of her friend that she hadn't talked to for a long time were joking around, and then they were acting like self conscious middle schoolers as a joke. Then, it went to the bottom of the stairs, but everyone in my family but me was there. My sister was THEN my sister turned into herself in elementary when she was very overweight, and she was walking down the stairs looking really depressed. She looked like Rosanne for some reason. We had all surprised her, and we were trying to get a picture of her. My dream then went to this park in my neighborhood, and there was some kind of tiki bar, and my dad and I were trying to get to the ice cream man who always ignores us, and I flipped his truck off and told him f.u.c.k you. Then, a cop turned on his sirens, and he thought he was coming after us, but he wasn't. I walked into the tiki bar without my dad, and it was run by animals that looked like they were from the Animal Crossing video games, if you've heard of them. I got a drink, and he expected like 22,000 units of money. (It was some weird unit, in which 22,000 isn't too much, but it's way too much for a drink.) Then, another waiter told him off, and then we were on the sidewalk doing some weird duel. It was something to do with those mushrooms that make you grow in the Mario series. I grew, and he ran away. Then, after the last situation, we were still in the same place. Then, this invisible Mario type guy, who I somehow knew I hated Texas and America, and I was following. I did that wall jump thing on the house, and I was in some weird courtyard. I was surrounded by brick buildings. I wall jumped to the top of another building. Apparently, there was alot of violence, and it was like I was seeing a Wikipedia page while I ran through there. A guy died there, or something like that. I then got scared and was running away, and that's when I woke up. Also there was little bits of stuff, such as this article online about how far deep dead things are buried underground and what they looked like, including humans. Another one was the end of a dream I had a LONG time ago. And that's the end. WHEW that took a lot of typing! Anyway, what do you think that meant? I'm on this sleeping drug called Seroquil, and I take three nightly for my sleeping and depression problems. Was it just from that? Thanks in advance.

is it normal to make weird sounds and faces when you're alone...or is something wrong with me? sometimes if iam alone out of no where I will make animal sounds and even copy the animal gestures just to make myself laugh. Like sometimes I'll impersonate a horse and make a horse sound real loud when am alone or near people just to see the expression in their faces wondering WTF was that...I also do a loud pitch bird sound along w the birdface..... My cousin finds it funny but I wonder if most people do weird things like this when they are alone. I mean its hard for me to picture Barrack Obama sitting alone at night in his desk and all of sudden making a loud horse screaming sound with the whole horse facial expressions and all. I guess its just me.

Another weird dream? What could it mean? OK so for some reason I had another dream with me and the same person. So we're at lunch and so i'm in the line waiting for my food and so someone comes up to me - that guy I like and does that things when you're like "guess who?!?" and put your hands over that person's eyes and so then I take off his hands and I'm like "hi!!!" and hug him (yeah weird). So then there are all these different posters around the school for science class I think, and everybody didn't even look that much older, but I'm pretty sure that it was spring time cuz I could see out of the cafeteria windows. So apparently, dogs and birds and fish must symbolize something because those were the animals on the posters. So then he's like "ok so which animal would you want most?" and I'm like "well it doesn't matter cuz its up to you but I like dogs" and he comes back with a "fish could be nice too" just then I see this pretty picture of a bird thats grayish with this yellow stuff on its head (like yellow hair that stands and falls in clumps) like "yeah thats cute". So we get our food and I go to sit with him and his friends instead of this girl I sit with now and her friends... Thats when I wake up. I've been looking through this category alot and people say to dream about a certain thing you have to be thinking about it sometimes...well I fell asleep on my book last night and for the past two weeks I couldn't even remember my dreams if I had them. But this one guy I like keeps on talking with his friends that he likes someone but you know I've only talked to him once when we had to partner up in english class but its not like it would be me anyway...but anyway back to the point I just really want to know what this dream means if anything. I already had this one dream about him like, three weeks ago or something, here's a link to that question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmyZO9yXxwoOzOh3Q6y2mtrty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20081008192722AAMbZgR Thanks!!!

I found a weird looking cat in the apartment garden? Help? Me and my friend found it near a plant. It wasnt scared at all. It actually ran up to us. He is very playful and friendly. He looks ugly but I dont really care. He has GIGANTIC ears,big head compared to body,big eyes,weird markings,only around 4.5 pounds. We brought it inside my apartment and it looks like its starving. What human foods can cats eat? I am only in the 6th grade but I know a lot about animal behaviour and my parents will probably let me keep him if the owners dont claim him. They dont know yet because they dont come home till 6 on Wednesday but they said I could have another pet soon. It doesnt belong to anybody in the apartment because there are only 5 other families that live here and everybody knows each other. What kind of cat is it? Sorry no picture we HAD a camera but my brother broke it a week ago. I looked some cats up and I think its a devon rex. My parents should be home soon.

Do people or mammals have any hidden pairs of rudimentary appendages inside the body (with bones in them)? I'm doing a sci-fi art picture of a weird ancient monster which is related to vertebrate animals [fish-reptile-mammal] fighting an invertebrate [spider-like] one. The message is the ancient struggle between good and evil or what we as familiar beings perceive as good and evil. I want to know if I should give the vertebrate a third pair of appendages.

Where is the line drawn between evil caused by mental illness and evil committed by truly evil people? Why did this man murder his two five year old twin daughters? I am sure that any of you who watched 20/20 on June 6, 2008 were as appalled as I was-saddened as I was by this senseless tragedy. But did all of you “get” the fact that this man was/is not evil? Hitler…Ted Bundy…These men (and too many others like them) were pure evil. This man who butchered his two twin daughters was remorseful, and he claims that his mental illness caused him to murder his children. This man did not claim his mental illness as a defense. He took full responsibility for his actions, and he was sentenced for first degree murder. But why did he butcher his children to begin with? While I was watching the program, I even asked myself why this man could not have just killed his own self, rather than brutally murdering his two innocent little girls? If mental illness can cause people to do such horrific things, then how is anybody safe? My mother developed Schizophrenia late in her life. She was 32 and I was 10. My mother had been becoming very deeply involved with God and Christianity when she just developed her illness “out of the blue". She woke me up from a sound sleep and told me that God was going to kill her that night for being a bad person. After God did not “kill” my mother, I lived around my mother’s “madness” and dealt with it as best as a child can. My mother said and did weird things, but she never tried to harm me. In 1991 (after I graduated from college), I went to live with my mother and her mentally ill new husband. My mother had been fine for many years. She is one of the lucky ones. If my mother takes her medication, she is and acts perfectly normal. The problem was (when I was a child), my mother would constantly go off her medication. My mother’s new husband convinced her to do what she had not done in many years. He convinced her to stop taking her medication, but (because the medication was so built up in her system), nobody (not even I) knew that she had stopped taking her medication for a whole year that I lived with her and my stepfather. Eventually, I started noticing all the signs from when I was a child. One morning, I heard my mother talking crazy and threatening my stepfather. I wanted to creep down the stairs-grab my car keys-and get out of the house. But, my mother heard me, and she started chasing after me. I ran up the stairs and into my bedroom. I slammed my door and desperately pressed against it, while “something” outside kept pushing on the door and trying to get in. The thing outside that clawed on my door like an animal was not my sweet, loving mother. Years later, I asked my mother if she remembered what she had been thinking that morning when she had tried to harm me (for the first time ever during her illness)? She told me that the voices in her head that day had told her that I was an alien that needed to be “knocked out”. If my mother had managed to get into my room, and had tried to knock me out, she might have killed me or seriously damaged me, BUT IT WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN HER FAULT. (Can you imagine what horror she would have had to live with for the rest of her life-even though what happened would not have been her fault?) The man featured on the 20/20 special does not understand why he murdered his baby girls? What I don’t understand is this? He states that he turned his daughters over so that he would not have to look at their faces while he was stabbing them to death. If he was capable of thinking that way, then didn’t he have (somewhere inside of him) some type of “awareness” of the horror he was committing? Maybe those two little girls are in heaven (like their mother believes), but all I know is that their last moments on earth were filled with terror, and pain, and “knowing” that their own father was snuffing out their lives. My mother’s mental illness was not her fault. This man’s mental illness was not his fault. My mother did make the conscious choice to go off of her medication, and this man did choose to not tell anybody he was having obsessive thoughts about murdering his twin girls. But if my mother had accidentally killed me, and I had arrived on the other side (still conscious and not burning in hell), I would have still known that mental illness is not anybody’s fault. Evil people are not remorseful. The man who killed his twin girls has a picture of the two girls hanging in his jail cell, as a daily reminder to him of what he did. But, he will still never know WHY he did what he did, and neither do I? ****Maybe demonic entities are really walking the earth (as some Christians believe), and these entities get inside of “weak” people. If that is the case-then not one of us is safe. Mental illness runs in my family. How do I know that I will not suddenly “go mad” and try to harm somebody I love? I know that you can’t give me any answers, because nobody has any answers or guarantees. I have been plagued by demons and chased by madness my whole life, but I never developed anything serious enough for me to be locked up in a mental institution like my mother was several different times since she developed her illness 30 years ago.

Freaked Out when Thinking about where we are and why we exist? Is it weird to be kind of freaked out about why we(people) exist, and where we are in the Universe? I look at pictures of outer space and find myself thinking and pondering sometimes where the hell are we? What is out there? we are on some planet living life. Who are we? are we just some biological stuff? What exists outside of space, outside of all the blackness of space? Is there something greater? Why are we humans, animals that can actually think about this stuff? I realize no one knows, but anyone know of any good books about this stuff? I hear Cosmos is something about this?

do you think this is a good picture? http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/go_me223/122-2.jpg its a baby bird, yes i posted the other Q too :) and thats me btw... haha, and its not very photography-ish but do you think its a start for a people/animal picture? * and i know the lips/shadow are lips is weird, but it was werid lighting and i know the second eye should be completely in there but i was just pointing and shooting. lol if that made any sense... thanks :) oh! and the bby bird shouldve been more in focous but i used a regular camera that you but on ebay for $5. ha

Really obnoxious ex-boyfriend? My ex-boy friend Cuh-riss is so obnoxious! I broke up with him because he's too old for me, I'm in 8th grade and he's in 12th. He already had these tattoos that were kind of cute but then he asked me what my favourite animal was so I told him dragons because they're my favourite, then he asked me what my least favourite were and I said birds. He said he'd get a dragon tattooed on him. But then I told him we had to break up and he said, "I understand, I love you. Maybe in a few years." So now I have a new boyfriend who's in 9th grade and we're cool. Cuh-riss is sending me pictures of this hideous bird tattoo he got and weird pictures of his new ugly girlfriend who wears to much make-up and has bad acne! I think he's trying to piss me off or something. He won't stop after I've asked him many times. He's 18 and I'm 14 so should I call the police? He's 18, silly... I don't want to him "Chris" so I bother him and order him around as "Cuh-riss" because he is my slave and that's all he's good for. Heeding to my orders!

What's a weird food that you enjoy? Or something you like that most others don't. Examples: sweetbreads (the thymus gland of certain animals...yuck) uncooked brownie batter biscuit dough brussels sprouts (yum!) banana chips & soy sauce (i just made that up but you get the picture)

what does your room look like or what are some good ideas? im thinking of painting my walls zebra (or mabey something like that like and animal print), and around the door pink (like the color of dragon fruit vitamin water) or red or blue. and black and white pictures everywhere (which i have a lot of) and mabey a black and white bed thing (haha i cant spell what its called) is that gross or weird, any ideas? yeah mabey zebra 2 sides of the room, 2 walls or whatever? yeah haha ok

what animal is this? i found some sort of arachnid near our pool today, and it looked weird so i took a couple pictures it looked like: -6 black legs -grey head and middle -red, black, and white patterned back -2 black, orange tipped antennaes message me with your email if you want any pictures of it~~ alright my bad its not an arachnid but the back is the large and colored part, the legs come from the uh. abdomen? which is grey-white once again--message me with your email to see the pictures of the bug

Old books, need help with titles? I'm looking for two important titles of books. They were a part of my childhood and I just can't remember anything like title or author. Its a long shot, and I severely doubt anyone will know, but : The first book is a novel with the title Chrysanthemum in it and featured an image of a little girl by a house with a dark blue cover. Its quite old and I remember reading it around 2002. The second is a picture book / kids book about all these animals fighting over fruit or something and they had a magic word mentioned. On the cover it had lots of color and some weird tree and animals surrounding it. I know, extremely vague, but if anyone remembers, I will love you for eternity!

are the visuals with salvia divinorum as animated/intense as shrooms and or LSD? also dont use, just wanna prove a point. are the things you see as weird (e.g. melting pictures and appearing animals)

white rat on top of cat on top of dog - interesting huh? Hoping at least 4 ppl will answer so posting again in dogs section. I looked up 'dog and cat' in google images, and this one really caught my attention: http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategoriz... What do you think about this picture? I myself at first thought it was both cool and weird, but now I think its, well, a neat idea, assuming that the poor dog's back is not strained with the cat and its paws (and indirectly, mouse) on it. I love seeing animals together so I like this picture even though I think it defies the natural instinct of cats (to chase mice and eat them) and that of dogs (to chase cats for fun). Starting to think of 'Tom and Jerry' but I don't know whether cats and mice really have that love-hate relationship much in the actual world. As for dogs and cats, I've seen dogs chasing cats, but I've heard its just for fun and they don't actually harm the cats. Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but I love observing animals and their behaviors. Then again I'm weird, lo oops the link didn't work when I copied and pasted so here we go: http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2004/11/img_alt_srchttp_166.html

What to get my far-away friend? I have a guy friend that graduated from college in the Spring and I haven't talked with him since, but his birthday is coming up soon and I wanted to send him a little card and gift so as not to suddenly stop thinking of him now that he's gone. He's like 5 hours away from me (I'm still at college). We never dated, but we were close and I liked him (like THAT) and we had a weird little pseudo relationship, even though we fought a lot. He wasn't keen on starting a relationship because he was leaving soon. I always got him a little something and even though we don't talk anymore, I wanted to send him something. We can rule out food, since I have to send it. I've already done the cutesy stuff (stuffed animal, picture frames, etc) and have done flowers (yes, he was a guy who liked flowers) and "useful things" (bought him a watch when his broke). We've done ties and mixed CDs. And personalized soap isn't his style. Help!

interesting picture dog cat mouse - thoughts? Ok, so I'm bored and decided to look up 'dog and cat' in google images, and obviously came across many, but this one really caught my attention: http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dogcatmouse.jpg What do you think about this picture? I myself at first thought it was both cool and weird, but now I think its, well, a neat idea, assuming that the poor dog's back is not strained with the cat and its paws (and indirectly, mouse) on it. I love seeing animals together so I like this picture even though I think it defies the natural instinct of cats (to chase mice and eat them) and that of dogs (to chase cats for fun). Starting to think of 'Tom and Jerry' but I don't know whether cats and mice really have that love-hate relationship much in the actual world. As for dogs and cats, I've seen dogs chasing cats, but I've heard its just for fun and they don't actually harm the cats. Maybe I'm overanalyzing this, but I love observing animals and their behaviors. Then again I'm weird, lol

I NEED GUY ADVICE .. (FOR MY BOYFRIEND) and girls ! THANKS? would you like it if i got you (my boyfriend) a stuffed animal and sprayed my perfume on it, and a picture frame with me and him... would you like that? is it weird giving him a stuffed animal? any other ideas? hes gonna be 15

Pet question? and im weird plz help? is there something wrong with me cuz like i mostly like biig dogs and im not a big fan of puppies but there cute. But like i cry if someone kills a animal ye i know every1 does but i mean like even a wild mouse or a frog , i cry on all animals that were not used for food. Im like obsessed with ferrets and there illegal here in nyc what should i do? And what animal u suggest i shold get P.S i live in a 1r apartment so dont give dogs as a idea :| i like dogs but there not right for my building and too small space dnt want em too suffer here in my small apartment. And can u sugget any good animal plz But if you want to suggest a dog give like big dogs and facts plz about all the animals for example i like German shepard Tatra mountain sheepdog golden retriever rott weiler pitt bull dobermen pinscher Ferrets cats rats and pictures and tell me what u thing is best. ty for spending your time here. :)

what should my new email be? i like:: flowers shopping turquoise myspace purses polka dots starbucks sephora stars rings jewelry pictures songs animals books makeup hair talking i dont want it to be all weird like "sami sephora" i want it to be creative.... it used to be cellularsam, like i was famous... i want it to be something like that again.... think you can come up with it?!? 10 pts!

What is the cytoskeleton of a football team? Haha sounds weird but...? i have a project due monday and its over parts of a cell. what i have to do is draw a plant or animal cell, label it, then pick a theme (i chose football), find pictures to represent the parts of a cell. this is what i have so far: Cytosol (the gooey part of the cell): football field Chromatin (DNA): Playbook Nucleus (control center): Coach Cytoskeleton (structure that holds the cell together): ? Mitochondria (supplies energy): Waterboy golgi apparatus (packaging and distibution center): quarterack lysosome(gets rid of unwanted wastes): team manager ribosome(where proteins are made): gatorade Endoplasmic reticulum(helps transport proteins): wide receiver possibly helpful questions: what holds the team together? what could be the skeleton of a football team/ field/ game?

From a parents perspective, would this be weird? I volunteer in a preschool and I have really come to enjoy a certain group of children in the classroom. There is one girl in particular that I will miss when she and I each go our separate ways at the end of the school year. I was thinking about how after this year I'll probably never see her again and since she has only just turned 5, she might not remember me so well later and a 5 year old isn't exactly someone you can keep in touch with, no matter how much you like them. So, I was thinking that the least I could do is make something for her. I knit, but since the summer is coming, something like a hat wouldn't be so useful, so I thought about making a stuffed animal such as the one I made in this picture: http://s67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/Sarah_Bearah_/?action=view¤t=finished2.jpg I was also thinking of writing a note to the parents about who I am, the fact that I've enjoyed spending time with their daughter, and that the stuffed animal their daughter would have, is from me. In response to the person who said "as long as you're female," my fiance actually volunteers in the same preschool on a different day and really likes the same little girl and was actually thinking of making something for her as well, after I told him about my idea. and about the idea of babysitting... I'm moving at the end of the school year... It would be fun to babysit before then, but I don't know how to offer that without it being weird... it's not like the parents know who I am or anything...

Animal Health Question? My dog Sierra has a weird bump near her neck that has formed recently. I have no clue whether its bad or not. My friend thinks its a cyst. Any opinions? Here is a picture. http://i34.tinypic.com/2hocxgh.jpg It is clear, has clear fluid in it, and it is hard. It is about the size of a small marble. It is in her skin. It doesn't seem to be hurting her when we touch it.

Who would win in a fight, all the land animals or all the water animals? ok its a fight in a neautral environment(bear with me on this) the environment is like water for the water animals, so they can swim and live like theyr under water, but for the land animals it slike land for them and they can only jump so high and run so fast. it might be hard to udnerstand but just picture it equal. things excluded in this fight are humans, insects, plants and weird stuff like bacteria and dieseases. the water animals would have things like sharks, whales, giant squid, eels, jelly fish, dolphins barracuda, all that stuff. land animals would have tihngs like elephants, tigers, rhinos, gorillas, dogs and whatever you can think of. a few animals are questionable, but the following would be on the water side - hippos, alligators, crocidiles, and certain sea reptiles. snakes are also not counted in this as its borderline where they fit. i think water would win, too many land animals are endangered, and so many sea animals havent even been discovered to add to why i think water would win, they have jellyfish. yes certain animals like rhinos and ele[hants have tough skin, but besides them the jellyfish would be deadly. certain kinds like the box jellyfish can kill humans in 2 minutes. and whats gonna stop a great white shark, killer whale, blue whale, tiger shark, bull shark giant squid? not to mention every othe rkind of shark, deadly eels, poisonous fish, marlin, swordfish, octopus, walruses, viper eels, angler fish and other deep sea fish that havent even been discovered yet, keep in mind the earth is 75% water and in certain spots is more then 26k feet deep or something like that. and once again insects are out of the question so things like spiders and mosquitos are not involved, along with snakes. other possible advantages for the water, for all we know loch ness monster, shamu, flipper, free willy and other creatures may yet exist :-) an once again, HUMANS, SNAKES, INSECTS BACTERIA AND DISEASE DO NOT COUNT IN THIS FIGHT THE FIGHT IS IN A NEATURAL ENVIRONMENT, PLZ READ EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU ANSWER STUFF LIKE THE 1ST GUY. ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT JUST THINK THAT THE WATER ANIMALS CAN SWIM, LAND ANIMALS CAN WALK. TIHNGS LIKE ALIGATORS CAN D OBOTH. IT WOULD BE EQUAL IN TERMS OF THE ENVIRONMENT SO JUST PICTURE IT LIKE THAT

Weird Laws!? In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession. In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State. In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. If your interested in the strange laws in this country then you should strive for an online paralegal certificate. Picture yourself enrolling in a paralegal institute for some online paralegal training ! Online programs that offer distance learning opportunities are great for people who work full time jobs or simply work better outside of a classroom environment. Go to Paralegal Tech today. California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia. In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents. In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark. In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer ! In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year. In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway. In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear. In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday. In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates. In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge. In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street. In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus. In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday. In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street! In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places. In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m. In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts. In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder. If you have considered entering the legal profession, consider earning your online law degree. Choose from a wide range of programs, including online paralegal degrees, and many more. In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length. In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti. In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale. It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship. In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned. In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light ! In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on. In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples. In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle. In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street. In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor. In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment. In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time. In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.

What does this mean? I always watch a certain video on the net (it's a camera that's set to live in Africa and you can see animals and such walking around) Well anyways, i can't watch it anymore because whenever I go to the address, instead of the norm there's a weird picture on there and it says "the video you are watching is pirated"! What does that mean? I know that means it's been stolen, but I don't really understand it. Was someone filming there and it was illegally on the internet??? Or stolen off the internet, which doesn't really make sense either. Sorry, I'm just curious to know.

Help with weird siamese cat behavior? My family has a little black cat, which we believe is siamese. Most of the time, he's very friendly, always wants to be around people, but usually right before we go to sleep, he just goes beserk. I have an autistic brother who is sort of scared of animals, and I guess sometimes runs away from the cat and the cat just sort of chases after him, but last night he attacked my brother, scratched and bit his leg pretty bad. Is there any reason for the drastic change in behavior? Is it specific to this kind of cat? I'll attach a picture of the cat, since I'm not really sure about the breed http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/daydreamnation67/101_2398.jpg

whats that one movie? its fairly new. actually i dont think its even out yet you mighta not heard of it either i read it in the newspaper some weeks ago but anyways i dont know what its called it was something weird like all i can think of is a letter and a number in the name but i have no idea :p gahh ughh like some litle kid was in it and she i think was chinese with the name of xi or something and she was littttle and she played a boy i think? and like there was a picture of some animal like a dog or something that was fake but came to life or something? gahhhh :X

What book am I thinking of? This is really bugging me, I read this when I was a little kid and had a funny story abouot it, but can't think of the title. It's a children's picture book. There's this dog, colorede like a golden retriever and he lives woth this boy. He wants to be less normal (I think?) and he turns into this weird combination of animals and stuff, and I think knights go looking for him, but in the end, he returns to his owner. I think the title is some long made-up word. I believe the author wrote many otther children's picture books.

can someone help me with my past? okk so when i was a little girl...i was innocent. but i remember having a cruel mind. I was in love with animals, but Id have these times where i'd picture myself stomping on kittens and puppies. I mean what the hell?? i would NEVER do that now. but why did i think that was ok? i like liked the thought of it, it was really weird...i cant remember.

How to become friends with these girls? Whenever I click on my friend Jenny's myspace, I see this girl Julia commenting her once in awhile. I occasionly click to Julia's myspace; it seems like I would really hit it off with her and her 2 other friends. They are all into the same things as me; politics, animal rights and things like that. I would really like friends like them. How can I get in with this crowd? Whenever I click their myspace profiles and see their pictures with each other, I always think, I wish I had friends who did spontanious stuff like that. I would ask Jenny to introduce me to these girls, but she hasn't spent any time with them in a loong time. And I don't want to contact them over myspace, it would be to weird. But I'm afraid if I wait until the school year begins again, I won't have any friends ever. I'm already a junior, but I'm homeschooled, and have 0 friends except for Jenny. I'd like to have friends but don't know how.

Ufo , unexplained phenoninon? ghost aliens ? greek myth? what do you think? what do you think about ghosts? are they real? or is it a glitch in alot of camara's? of flying animals that arnt right? weird creatures. do you have a ghost story ? anything to share with me. and if you have any ghost pictures please send me some. thanks.

Boil on my Chihuauah? Well I noticed today she wasn't feeling well and I looked at her "rear" and noticed a huge boil/cyst. Honestly I don't know what it is. Unfortunately it's not the first time she's had one and they're usually always on her bottom. It doesn't seem to cause her much pain but you can tell it makes her uncomfortable and it defintely makes it hard for her to go to the bathroom. I'm wondering if anyone else has had this problem on their animal and can help me figure out what I can do to help her or any information on this. I knew people can get them but dogs? I just find it really weird. I'm not going to post the pictures on here but if someone would like to get a better idea of what I'm talking about they can email me.

does anyone want to read this ( i know its so wierd but maybe any yahooligans here wanted to see it ) caution! The Basics Where does fart gas come from? The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. What is fart gas made of? The composition of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane. But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart. The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of boring, inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine. A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen. Encyclopaedia Britannica offers the intriguing statement that some people's farts contain no methane. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the anomaly is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells. What makes farts stink? The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. Why do farts make noise? The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. How much gas does a normal person pass per day? On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts. Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell. How does a fart travel to the anus? One may wonder why fart gas travels downward toward the anus when gas has a lower density than liquids and solids, and should therefore travel upwards. The intestine squeezes its contents toward the anus in a series of contractions, a process called peristalsis. The process is stimulated by eating, which is why we often need to poop and fart right after a meal. Peristalsis creates a zone of high pressure, forcing all intestinal contents, gas included, to move towards a region of lower pressure, which is toward the anus. Gas is more mobile than other components, and small bubbles coalesce to from larger bubbles en route to the exit. When peristalsis is not active, gas bubbles may begin to percolate upwards again, but they won't get very far due to the complicated and convoluted shape of the intestine. Furthermore, the anus is neither up nor down when a person is lying down. How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose? Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever. Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls. Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell? Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them. Is it true that some people never fart? No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death. Do even movie stars fart? Yes, of course. So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns. Even Yoda farts. Do men fart more than women? No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender. I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do. Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts? Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart? A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household. Why are beans so notorious for making people fart? Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas! Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cabbage, milk, and raisins. A friend of mine had a dog who was exceptionally fond of apples and turnips. The dog would eat these things and then get prodigious gas. A dog's digestive system is not equipped to handle such vegetable matter, so the dog's bacteria worked overtime to produce remarkable flatulence. What things other than diet can make a person fart more than usual? People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't. This can be cured somewhat by chewing with your mouth closed. Nervous people with fast moving bowels will fart more because less air is absorbed out of the intestines. Some disease conditions can cause excess flatulence. And going up in an airplane or other low-pressure environment can cause the gas inside you to expand and emerge as flatulence. Is a fart really just a burp that comes out the wrong end? No, a burp emerges from the stomach and has a different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric gas content and more bacterial gas content than burps. Is it harmful to hold in farts? There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts. Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much. How long would it be possible to not fart? As I understand it, a captive fart can escape as soon as the person relaxes. This means that a lot of people who assiduously refrain from farting during the day do so at great length as soon as they fall asleep. Having been on a great many overnight field trips, long bus trips, and trans-Pacific flights, I can personally vouch for the fact that lots of people do fart voluminously as they doze off. So the answer to the question would be, you can refrain from farting as long as you can stay awake! Do all people fart in their sleep? I have not made a scientific study of this, but I don't think all people fart in their sleep. I think mainly those who refuse to fart when they're awake do so when dozing off. For other people, toilet training takes such a strong hold that they let nothing pass their sphincters in sleep. For these people, the gas accumlates in the night and they vent it upon awakening. Where do farts go when you hold them in? How often have you held in a fart, intending to release it at the first appropriate opportunity, only to find that the fart has disappeared when you are ready for it? I asked several doctors where the fart goes. Does it leak out slowly without the person knowing it? Is it absorbed into the bloodstream? What happens to it? The doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. It is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really lost, just delayed. How can one cover up a fart? There is a company called Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts. If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill. As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart. CJT addresses the problem of farting loudly in a public restroom as follows: "My solution: use a handful of loose toilet paper, cover your butt hole and it will muffle the farting; my friends and I call it the 'Buff Muff'!" Depending upon the company, another strategy is not to cover it up, but to proudly proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and to issue a challenge to the others to outdo that one if they think they can. Is it really possible to ignite farts? The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud (the site, alas! is not more) indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice. However, if you want to try it, and you don't have a friend to light your fart for you, you might find it easier to accomplish the job using the Fartlighter. There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon. Why is it possible to burn farts? Farts burn because they contain methane (usually) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases. (Hydrogen was the same gas that was used in the ill fated Hindenburg dirigible.) Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame. Is it possible to light a match with a fart? No, even strike-anywhere matches have their limits, unless the fart has the consistency of sandpaper! Any fart that rough I would hesitate to call a fart. Also, farts have the same temperature as the body from which they emerge, and aren't hot enough to initiate combustion. Are there any books about farting? There are several! My favorite is the new book, Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson. This book provides an entertaining and thought-provoking history of the fart in literature, language and society. It is very informative and very funny! Ben Franklin's classic Fart Proudly is still in print. There is a collection of suggestive photographs called Who Farted Now by St. Martin's Press. Most of the photos come from old movies and political shots. For children, we have the famous The Gas We Pass : The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho, and Amanda Mayer Stinchecum (Translator), and the Canadian picture book, Good Families Don't, by Alan Daniel and Robert N. Munsch, about a highly visible fart infesting a proper middle class family. Is it possible for a talented person to earn a living through flatulence? Few people earn their living directly via flatulence. But a friend of mine says that he saw a carnival act in which the performer whistled tunes with his farts, blew out candles on the opposite side of the stage, and sent flames all the way across the stage. A famous performer who earned his living this way was Le Petomane, who performed in France at the beginning of the 20th Century. However, my friend isn't old enough to have seen Le Petomane, so maybe he had a chance to see Mr. Methane. Mr. Methane lays claim to the distinction of being the world's only performing flatulist. His CD can be purchased at the FartMart. However, people may also earn a living through the prevention of flatulence (as do the manufacturers and sellers of Beano and other products), through the practice of medicine specializing in the treatment of flatulence and other gastrointestinal problems, by writing books about flatulence (see the question before this one), and through the production and sales of various fart gags such as whoopee cushions and farts in a can. Fartypants sells a fart filter and a number of other fart-related products. Ultratech Products, Inc., sells the Flatulence Filter, "an activated carbon air filter disguised as a seat cushion." (This link was discovered by Steve of Boulder, CO.) Maybe, if you're lucky, you'll be able to find a copy of Le Petomane's biography by searching at alibris.com. Last time I checked, they had two copies available! What other fart products are available? You can visit the FartMart to obtain an astounding number of wonderful fart products, including the famous Crepitation Contest CD, and several other recordings, Pull-My-Finger Fred (a doll that responds with farts and wisecracks), whoopie cushions and a variety of other fart-noise generating products (some of which are quite high tech), some products which produce a fart-like odor, prosthetic poop, fart sludge, and the famous Fart Machine. Why do dog and cat farts smell so bad? A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: (1) the amount of gas produced is small, but potent, (2) the horizontal orientation of their gastrointestinal system puts less pressure on the anal opening, so the gas is expelled more slowly, (3) their anal sphincters don't close as tightly as humans' because it takes less force to hold in the contents of the colon -- again because of the horizontal orientation of the gastrointestinal system -- and a loose anus makes less sound, and, my favorite (4) dogs and cats don't feel embarrassed about farting, so their sphincters are more relaxed, leading to less noisy flatulence. Mike F. points out that many dog foods are soy-based, so on top of all the above factors, add beans and stand back! Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. Cows in particular are productive, in part because they swallow huge amounts of air. They need oxygen in their guts for the various protozoa employed there as digestive aids. Is it normal for dogs to like the smell of human farts? Yes, any odor that we find disgusting smells delicious to a dog. Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible. I have heard only one story about a dog being disconcerted by a fart. According to a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze, shake his head, and paw at his nose. That was either an unusual fart or an unusual dog. Do fish fart? According to our ichthyologist at the University of Guam, fish flatulence per se has not been studied, although people have investigated fish digestion. They find that although most fish have alkaline intestinal environments like our own, coral-eating fish have acidic intestinal contents. The acid serves to dissolve coral skeletal material. Coral has the same composition as Tums (calcium carbonate). One product of the reaction between acid and calcium carbonate is carbon dioxide gas. Therefore, it is logical to assume that coral-eating fish fart a lot. The other fish probably fart also, for the same reasons that we do. However, Mike Pulte, a great fish enthusiast, said that he has never seen a fish do it. I asked our ichthyologist if it were possible that fish gas would go into the swim bladder instead of out the anal opening. He said that modern fish have an air bladder that is independent of the gastrointestinal tract. The gas comes from enzymatic activity and not from the intestine. Older models of fish have their swim bladder connected to the gastrointestinal tract, but it is attached high up, closer to the mouth than to the other end, and these fish come to the surface and gulp air to fill the bladder. Therefore, we can assume that intestinal gas leaves the fish through the anal opening. We also pondered the possibility of fish making noise via flatulence, but apparently most fish noises are made through belching rather than farting. Lisa P., an aquarium enthusiast, reports that she has seen her fish fart: "I have four aquariums and many fish, and I have personally witnessed fish farting! My goldfish used to do it all the time! You'd see a little bubble come out of his anus and stay there, trapped in the mucus of a long string of poop. (Ugh!) And my opaline gourami does it too. Neither of these are coral-eating fish. I have only owned two coral-eating fish so far, but I have never seen either of them fart. It seems most likely to me that much of this gas comes from air swallowed during eating. Also, goldfish have a very simple digestive system and their food is absorbed inefficiently, so possibly the bacteria have more to feed on" Do turtles fart? Yes, turtles do fart, and their farts smell incredibly bad, as do the farts of snakes. In fact, it is my opinion, based on personal experience with reptiles and not on any formal research, that many reptiles use farts as a weapon. Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy day, before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend and I told my friend, "I smell a snake fart." A second later, the snake crawled across the path. Astounding but true! In an article published in the December 2000 issue of Discover, "the world's leading expert on snake sounds," Bruce Young of LaFayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania, affirmed that snakes do fart. The sonoran coral snake and the western hook-nosed snake fart with an audible popping sound when disturbed. Why do horse farts smell worse than people's farts? I'm not sure that horse farts smell worse than our farts, but they do smell different. Horses have a different diet from us and different gut microbes, so their farts have a different composition. They also fart more voluminously than humans, and the volume of the gas can be overwhelming if one is unfortunate enough to be near a farting horse indoors. What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatulence? Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming. Is it true that cow farts contribute to global warming? Recent research has shown that most methane produced by cows and sheep emerges from the mouth rather than the anus. So one could more accurately say that cow and sheep belches are contributing to global warming. New Zealand researchers are investigating methods of breeding methane-free sheep. Is there any kind of animal that doesn't fart? If we define a fart to be an anal escape of intestinal gas, then it follows that animals that lack intestines or an anus cannot fart. Most animals possess intestines and an anus, but there are some that don't. These include: Sponges: These organisms lack true tissues and organs. They have just a few types of cells organized into a bag with holes in it. Water flows into some holes and out other holes. Sponges are so different from other animals that some biologists think we shouldn't even call them animals. Cnidaria: This phylum includes the jellyfish, corals, sea anemones and hydra. Their tissues are organized into a bag with a mouth surrounded by stinging tentacles. Food enters the mouth and is digested inside the bag, after which the leftovers are expelled via the same opening. In effect, the same hole serves as both a mouth and an anus. Any gas expelled by a cnidarian would be more appropriately termed a belch rather than a fart, since the animal lacks intestines and separate anus. Pogonophoran worms: These remarkable animals, who dwell on the sea floor near active volcanic regions associated with mid-ocean ridges, possess no mouth, no stomach, no intestines, and no anus. Apparently they retain their svelte, worm-shaped figures by giving up on eating completely! They survive by means of a mutualistic relationship with chemosynthetic bacteria that live in their flesh. Anyway, these animals cannot possibly fart. A second category of animals that probably don't fart are animals that live very deep underwater. At high pressures, gas remains in solution rather than forming bubbles. So there is a good chance that all those clams, echinoderms, fish and other animals living near the seafloor don't fart because their farts stay in solution and never emerge as bubbles, even though the animals possess perfectly good intestines and anuses. Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it? Judging from what I see when I do the laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes. As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two. If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up). If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look. Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea. How can we tell when it's only gas needing to come out, rather than something more serious? Our ability to distinguish between the need to fart and the need to poop is something that we learn gradually in the process of toilet training and early childhood. With the tactile nerve endings in the rectal area, we can actually feel different sensations depending upon what is waiting by the exit. Of course, sometimes we are fooled, especially if the substance at hand is extremely fluid in nature, and that is when we have the unfortunate accident of venting a squirt of diarrhea rather than an innocent fart. What is the best position for farting? That depends on what you are trying to achieve. Years and years ago, I read a novel (can't remember which) that had a character in it who was plagued with intestinal gas pain. The character would coax farts out by getting down on all fours with her butt in the air, pressing her thighs against her belly. So perhaps this is the best position for farting if you are having difficulty getting them to come out. Back when I was in geology field camp, we would sit around the campfire in the evening and ignite our flatulence. It was a ritual. When a fart was ready to emerge, the farter would announce, "I have one." And everyone else would intone, "Assume the proper position." The farter would lie back on his or her shoulders with back propped up, head between the knees, and posterior in the air. The purpose was to give the person with the match easy access to the critical vent. Expert farters of my acquaintance often shift their weight onto one leg and lift the other slightly when farting. I assume that this position is adopted less to aid in the farting process than to signal that a fart is imminent. Why do chicks always deny farting? I suppose I should start by saying that only some chicks deny farting. The rest of us acknowledge our gaseous accomplishments with pride. However, a great many sisters do deny farting. The reason is that they have been misled into thinking that farts are not ladylike. It is a great mistake to say that farting is not ladylike. The reason is that all people fart, including ladies. Anything that ladies do is by definition ladylike, and that includes the emission of anal gases. Is it possible that, by inhaling other people's farts all day long, my own farts will smell more? No, inhaled farts would go into the lungs rather than into the digestive system, and would simply be exhaled again, although it might be possible that some of the fart components might be absorbed into the blood. If you wanted to benefit from other people's farts in the way you describe, you would have to swallow them somehow. Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row? I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatulence. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness. Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts. Is it possible for a fart to kill you? A great many of you have asked if farts can be fatal, or if you can die from smelling a particularly bad fart. My initial response to this question was "no," but I thought I'd better ask a doctor. So now it is official, the medical opinion I received is no, a fart can't kill you. However, if you really work hard at it, you can manage to kill yourself with just about anything. I recently read of a man who hooked up his nose to his anus with a system involving a gas mask, rubber tubing and a hollow wooden post. He died of suffocation. This story comes from the Darwin Awards, and I personally cannot attest to the overall veracity of their stories. The story of the bed-bound obese man who died from inhaling his own flatulence (and whose farts almost killed the paramedics) is an urban legend that has been in circulation for some time. But according to Buzzbomb43, whom I quote: "In World War Two, the Air Force estimates that around 1000 to 2000 airmen were killed because of flatulence. The reason is B-17 bombers were not pressurized, so when bomber crews operated around 20,000 feet, the gas would expand and rupture their intestines." Now, that is a nasty way to go! There are also, of course, (in)famous stories about excessive farters that bio-hazard small toilet rooms, and when they try to light a cigarette the flame ignites the gas-rich-environment causing an explosion. My personal view about such stories is one of doubt. When you smoke and you fart does it make it smell any worse? (Brittney) Only if you swallow the cigarettes after smoking Brittney. If you settle for traditional smoking (inhaling) - the smoke will travel to your respiratory system and not to your digestive system and hence will have little-to-no effect on the odour of your farts. Of course, a minute mass of smoked Nicotine can (and does) migrate from the respiratory system into blood vessels and downstream to the digestive system (Nicotine is actually a known laxative), but the proportions are too small to contribute dearly to the odours you contribute. However, if you do swallow your cigarettes after smoking - its a different ball game. Cigarettes are produced with measures of Ammonia which certainly intensify gaseous odours. My advise for you therefore is not to swallow. I am guessing the reason why certain people think cigarettes might intensify the bad smell of a fart has to do with the fact both farts and cigarettes produce bad odours. I don't think however that this is a case of competing bad odours that in blend will create a third - even worst odour. Last, while I do not advise you to ever quit farting - I do strongly advise to quit smoking. Can excessive farting cause impotence? That depends on the tolerance level of the person with whom one is trying to be potent! Fortunately for humans, farting doesn't cause tissue damage. Other animals aren't so lucky. Soldier termites can actually turn themselves into bombs by detonating themselves via the explosive release of gas and feces, a process called "autothysis." Is it possible to inhale (suck in air) via one's anal opening? Yes, but it's a rare talent. The great early 20th Century French flatulist, Le Petomane, was able to do this, and in fact was able to suck up an entire bowlful of water (just the water, not the bowl) into his colon and expel it again with considerable force. By sucking in large quantities of air, he was able to perform lengthy shows on stage, and could imitate musical instruments, farm animals, and bird songs, whistle melodies, and play the ocarina. His productions were said to be virtually odorless, which is to be expected from air obtained directly from the outside. Here is a message I received recently (November, 1999) regarding the skill of inhaling via the anus: "i would just like you to know that i am part of a trio, who can suck in air in our anal openings. we are somewhat air-bandits. we can let the longest farts you have ever heard. our record holder, chad, stands at 24 sec. the record for most farts in a row is derek, at 492. and i, robert, have earned such nicknames as: Mad Crapper, gurglemeister, and old wetful. We have followed Le Petomane example, and have mastered the art of farting." Jason W. says, "I am a 16 year old guy that is a part of a 3-man fart on command group. We get together every Saturday night andpractice our talent to songs with a good beat. We accomplish this by getting on our hands and knees, completely relaxing, and our butt hole just opens up and air just seeps into our colons. We then get into position and let them rip. We can so far play a song called "THE EYE OF THE TIGER" (Rocky 3 theme song). We came across another group of 4 guys that can do this during the winter of 2001. We started to get together with them more frequently, and now we have a full fledged band going all on farting...We are going to try to make a CD on some songs we know, but no one wants to let us...I personally have let a fart go for about 75 seconds. On average each Saturday night we let off about 1000 farts EACH! The only problem with flatulating when we want is that now 2 of us can't help but sucking in air through our anus when we sit down." Jason has also provided the following instructions for people who would like to acquire this skill: 1) Get a pillow and a soft surface. 2) Place your ear on the pillow with your head turned sideways. 3) Put your butt up in the air, bringing your knees as close up to your head as possible. This relaxes your anal opening. 4) Once you're relaxed enough, you should feel a strange sensation...this is air traveling into your colon. 5) Through practice you will be able to do this by just sitting down. Adam reports that a student at his high school, known as "The King" could fart "God Save the Queen" by alternately inhaling and exhaling through his anus. The students refered to the inhaling process as "input." Is it possible to swallow smoke and then fart it out your anus? No, smoke consists of solid particles suspended in air. When such a mixture enters the digestive system, the solids condense on the walls and other objects in the gut, or go into suspension in liquids in the system. However, for people capable of inhaling through the anus, it is possible to smoke a cigarette with the anal opening and then blow the smoke back out. What causes the burning sensation that sometimes accompanies a fart? This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system. If you fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub? As long as what comes out is only fart and no poop, your bath water should not be significantly polluted. Most of the gas just bubbles up and contaminates the air rather than the water. Is it true that a woman can fart out of her, shall we say, frontal opening, and if so, where does the gas come from? Yes, it is true! The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef. This occurs especially frequently during the sex act, when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure. Can a man fart out of his genital opening? I have asked various men this question and they all deny it emphatically. However, elrondh contributed the information that under certain rare and artificially-induced circumstances, a man might pass gas through his penis. In this case, the man's bladder had been inflated for a medical procedure, the air introduced via catheter inserted through the urethra. This gas escaped during later attempts to urinate, "accompanied by a brief but sharp burning sensation." Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use? It should be theoretically possible to do this, but there would be lots of logistical problems. I would suggest using a plastic bag instead of a jar. You might try the following as a science fair experiment: Fart into several plastic bags and seal them carefully. Then fill several other plastic bags with ordinary air. Wait 24 hours. Then get volunteers to smell the contents of the bags to see if they can correctly identify which ones contain the farts. This should tell you if it is possible to store a fart in any useful way. Malachi and Megaera have come up with a way to capture a fart in a jar. They say to do it in the bathtub while bathing. Fill the jar with bath water and then hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can't see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar, and put the lid on the jar while it's still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was it it before, like pickles or peanut butter. Meep wrote to say that her fiancé was an expert fart collector at the age of ten. He used Kodak film canisters, and kept them on a shelf in his room. Experiments on his mother proved the efficacy of his method. Is it weird to enjoy farting? It is not unusual to enjoy farting. I believe that enjoyment of farting is a healthy attitude, since everyone has to fart. If a person is farting to the extent that it creates problems and unhappiness, then a visit to a doctor is in order. Is it common for people to enjoy smelling their own farts? I believe that it is not only common, it is universal. A person farts and then thinks, at least subconsciously, "Wow, I made that!" Can farting be considered sexy? Everything imaginable, and many things not imaginable, can be considered sexy by humans. However, the female southern pine beetle exudes a pheromone called frontalin in her flatulence that not only serves to attract males but acts as a general gathering call to both males and females of her species. Her farts are an invitation to an orgy. Unfortunately for her, her frontalin-laden farts also attract predators. What color is a fart? Farts are, alas, colorless. All of the gases that make up farts have no inherent color. But just think of how interesting it would be if farts were bright orange like nitrogen dioxide gas! It would certainly take the mystery out of who farted. Never-the-less, a high-personality gas like fart gas suggests color to people. Some people envision farts as brown, others as green or yellow. I have always thought of farts as brown, presumably because poop is brown. When someone farts in our car, that person might say, "You better not breathe through your mouth for awhile, or your teeth will turn brown." I knew a toddler who used to draw pictures of farts as yellow rectangles full of holes, like a slice of Swiss cheese. She thought of farts as yellow, and said that she knew they were rectangular because she could feel the sharp corners scraping against her on the way out! Ernie C. suggests that if farts were visible, they would look like pork rinds. Helen says, "It always seemed to me like farts were lumps of coal, black in color and irregularly spherical in shape." Do other people smell a fart better than the farter? The fart should smell just as much for the person who created it as it does for other people. However, the farter is somewhat protected by having the fart propelled away from his body in a direction opposite to his nose. Farting upwind nullifies this advantage. Why is it that when you scratch your *** through two layers of clothing (your underwear and your jeans) your fingers still stink? As pointed out by Barb F., who contributed the term to the fart thesaurus, a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff. Why is it sometimes possible to taste farts? The sense of taste detects substances that are either liquid or dissolved in liquid. You can taste a fart when the fart's constituent molecules go into solution in your saliva. Do fart particles disperse in the air and float around until they hit something and then stick to it? The ultimate fate of fart particles depends on the nature of the particles. Gas molecules mostly mix into the atmosphere, although some may react chemically to form new substances. Aerosolized particles of liquid and solid poop probably do condense on surfaces. Most of these particles are polar (with a positively charged end and a negatively charged end) and are attracted to other polar substances or charged surfaces like a monitor screen. Other fart particles condense on microscopic water droplets in the air if the humidity is very high (as in a bathroom), and some particles go into solution in water. Is it possible to have bloody farts? Yes, this can happen if you are suffering from an anal fissure, a split in the wall of the colon. It can also happen to a woman who experiences a queef during her period. Why do farts seem to follow the farter? I'm sure that everyone has experienced this phenomenon, in which one delivers oneself forth of a silent but potent gaseous emission and then steps rapidly away, only to have the fart cling to one's person. Part of the reason for this annoying characteristic of farts is the turbulence that follows in the wake of a moving person. The fart "slip streams" or is actually pulled along in the farter's direction by the air currents behind the person. Another factor is that part of the fart is caught in the farter's clothing, and diffuses out slowly after the main part of the emission has dispersed. Why do farts smell so much worse in a shower than anywhere else? There are several factors. First of all, a shower is a small, enclosed space, so the fart gas is more concentrated, and the high turbidity of the air in the shower circulates the gas through the space effectively. Secondly, the high humidity and high temperature conditions in the shower enhance a person's sense of smell and taste. The farts don't actually smell worse, it's just that we can smell them better than usual. Similar conditions prevail in the bathtub. What would happen if someone farted on Venus? If Venus's surface temperature were a mere 200 to 300 degrees Fahrenheit, liquid water could exist there because of Venus's extremely high atmospheric pressure. But the temperature on Venus is almost 900 degrees Fahrenheit. Because humans are mostly water, a person would not simply emit gas on Venus, but would become gas, a whole-body fart. Venus already has a lot of sulfur compounds in its atmosphere, so a fart on Venus probably wouldn't even produce much of a smell. If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward? Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart. Is it possible to freeze farts, and would they still be smelly after they are defrosted? The water vapor component of farts would freeze quite readily, but to freeze the entire fart would require high pressure and low temperature conditions such as that used to produce dry ice. The fart's composition would be unchanged by the process, and hence would still be smelly upon reversion to the gaseous state. Is it possible for a fart to rip your underwear? This is unlikely, because most underwear is made of material with a fairly high tensile strength, meaning that it can endure a certain level of extensional stress without brittle failure. Furthermore, the porous nature of underwear fabrics allows much of the fart's force to pass through the spaces rather than to stress the fabric. Where does the word "fart" come from? According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), our word fart comes from the Old English word feortan, presumably of echoic origin, meaning that the word was chosen to sound like the object named. When it is cold outside and you fart, can you see it like you can see your breath? Now, that's an interesting idea! My guess would be yes, since farts are nice and moist like our breath, but this is one question that I'm not in a position to answer. I live in the tropics, and it never gets cold here. Several people have tried the experiment and have written to tell me the results. Most people said that they could indeed see their farts, but one person said that he couldn't see it even with his pants off. Here is what anywhere32 reported: "In the boys' locker room after morning water polo practice it was cold out and one of the players only had on his speedo and let out a fart. About four of us saw it and couldn't contain our laughter for the rest of the day." John of the UK said, "Farts expelled in cold air leave what can only be described as a long bushy tail. This is quite funny waiting on a train station platform on a cold dark frosty morning. A person will move away from everyone to a safe distance, and then release a long quiet fart, only to have a sudden and dramatic long bushy white tail coming from their anus; it goes down a little way and slowly curves up ending in a point, just like a dogs tail!" What are some other words for fart? The word "fart" is both a noun (referring to the substance and the sound), and a verb (referring to the act of farting). i seriously have no idea how this was posted as r & s!!!! but i hope u enjoy it as wierd as it is! i just copied and pasted it!! i thought it was funny

World of Warcraft Hunter Pet Question? I keep seeing other hunters with really weird almost alien like pets and i found a picture of one on the internet http://www.wowinsider.com/media/2006/10/40m734p.jpg If anyone could give me the area of where these animals are and what level they are.