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Looking for a "Joke of the day" free texts site..? Does any one knows where I can get a FREE text message sent to my cell phone with a Joke-of-the-day, I'd be greatful.. I'm looking for clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, you name it.. as long as it's free.. I have unlimited text and internet so I'm not worried about having to downlown something.. I just don't what to pay the 4.99 or 9.99 monthly charges to the company to send them to me.. Any help.... Thanks

Need help w/ a girl, 14 year old freshmen guy best answer 10 points, please help? Ok so this is going to be VERY long, please read it all, and if u answer all the questions free 10 poitsn for you lol, oh yeah and btw this is my friend thats a girls yahoo acc, she let me use it lol Okay, for starters, i'm a 14 year old freshmen (play school team basketball, popular, which i dont care about, and every1 says im really funny but im not atteniton whorish just like b4/after class ill talk to my friends and people will listen (gets very weird) and so is this girl..... okay so we're in the same math class and first day of school i went and sat next to her cuz thats were my friends were sitting... but then we got assigned seats on like the 3rd day of school, we havent talked yet until now, shes like, "oh great i have to sit next to you again" joking around, then she smiled etc. then u do sometimes make jokes, but only when there funny, im not attention whorish, and she aways laughs at them etc, so... but yeah then shes just like hey ur sam right im like yeahhh and ur olivia shes like yup, then we talk for like 5 min, i tried to be really confident, looking her in the eye the whole convo and smiling etc, and she was too, and she was laughing whenever i said something funny... then we go to lunch ( the 4 lunch waves take place in period 5 thats when we have math ) and we come back shes like hey u got any gum? im like nope sorry, then we dont talk for the rest of that day. then the day after that we didnt talk at all. then the day after that im like holy **** that girls music is so loud (she was blasting screamo lol) and shes like ikr, (did this to start convo) then we talk for a few min then she does that thign with her hand were she likes move her fingures towards her to lean towards her so i do and she whispers in my ear ( i ******* loved that ) and shes likes isnt that the girl that stole all those graphing calculators, then im like yeee. then right before we leave, she said she forgot to put in her contacts, so shes liek hey ur smart whats the homework, then she pauses and is like wait nvm ur a dumbass then starts smiling/laughing with me.. then the today we got our tests back and she asked me a question on the homeowkr so i helped her, then we got our quizes back, then after she got hers, she takes mine and i got like a point higher than her and shes like damn maybe your not so dumb haha, then im like really acting all surprised, then she starts laughing again, then shes like yo why didnt u get sticker i got one, im like holy **** i didnt get a sticker? then she starts cracking up, then, we left for lunch ( which i never talk to her there or back from lunch or at lunch) (never spoke to her outside of the class) but then i get back and i here her talking to her friend ( i dont know if olivia has a bf or not but i think she might but is breaking up with him ) cause she was like yeah he keeps blowing me off, and he never wants to do anythiong, imma give him until teusday and if he doesnt do anything imma break up with him, talking to her friend thats a girl, and shes like oh ok, so yeah thats how today ended..... im planning on asking her if she has a cell on monday, is that too quick or good? also do u think shes into me? please be honest, also im thinking about asking her out wendseday and we keep talking ( if she texts me back, with good stuff not like lol or k, cause that probsd means she doesnt like tlakign to me) but im i rushing it? we never met before last monday.... ( like 12 days ago ) so do u think she likes me? and is it too early to get her number? also what should i do abot the bf thing? i cant just ask cuz thats weird, im thinking about asking a friend of hers, also any other ways to start convos with her? thanks... best answer 10 points oh and btw ive been trying to act really confident, like looking her in the eye and smiling when we talk etc.... also i was thinking of just before class starts, handing her my phone on the contact page thats filled out like this: First Name: Olivia Last name: Not a clue Mobile: thats what my setup for my contacts is for, is that a good idea? so she can fill it in with her number and hit add, or just give it back blank if she doesnt want to? any ideas?

Looking for a "Joke of the day" free texts site..? Does any one knows where I can get a FREE text message sent to my cell phone with a Joke-of-the-day, I'd be greatful.. I'm looking for clean jokes, dirty jokes, funny jokes, you name it.. as long as it's free.. I have unlimited text and internet so I'm not worried about having to downlown something.. I just don't what to pay the 4.99 or 9.99 monthly charges to the company to send them to me.. Any help.... Thanks

Need help w/ a girl, 14 year old freshmen guy best answer 10 points, please help? Ok so this is going to be VERY long, please read it all, and if u answer all the questions free 10 poitsn for you lol, oh yeah and btw this is my friend thats a girls yahoo acc, she let me use it lol Okay, for starters, i'm a 14 year old freshmen (play school team basketball, popular, which i dont care about, and every1 says im really funny but im not atteniton whorish just like b4/after class ill talk to my friends and people will listen (gets very weird) and so is this girl..... okay so we're in the same math class and first day of school i went and sat next to her cuz thats were my friends were sitting... but then we got assigned seats on like the 3rd day of school, we havent talked yet until now, shes like, "oh great i have to sit next to you again" joking around, then she smiled etc. then u do sometimes make jokes, but only when there funny, im not attention whorish, and she aways laughs at them etc, so... but yeah then shes just like hey ur sam right im like yeahhh and ur olivia shes like yup, then we talk for like 5 min, i tried to be really confident, looking her in the eye the whole convo and smiling etc, and she was too, and she was laughing whenever i said something funny... then we go to lunch ( the 4 lunch waves take place in period 5 thats when we have math ) and we come back shes like hey u got any gum? im like nope sorry, then we dont talk for the rest of that day. then the day after that we didnt talk at all. then the day after that im like holy **** that girls music is so loud (she was blasting screamo lol) and shes like ikr, (did this to start convo) then we talk for a few min then she does that thign with her hand were she likes move her fingures towards her to lean towards her so i do and she whispers in my ear ( i ******* loved that ) and shes likes isnt that the girl that stole all those graphing calculators, then im like yeee. then right before we leave, she said she forgot to put in her contacts, so shes liek hey ur smart whats the homework, then she pauses and is like wait nvm ur a dumbass then starts smiling/laughing with me.. then the today we got our tests back and she asked me a question on the homeowkr so i helped her, then we got our quizes back, then after she got hers, she takes mine and i got like a point higher than her and shes like damn maybe your not so dumb haha, then im like really acting all surprised, then she starts laughing again, then shes like yo why didnt u get sticker i got one, im like holy **** i didnt get a sticker? then she starts cracking up, then, we left for lunch ( which i never talk to her there or back from lunch or at lunch) (never spoke to her outside of the class) but then i get back and i here her talking to her friend ( i dont know if olivia has a bf or not but i think she might but is breaking up with him ) cause she was like yeah he keeps blowing me off, and he never wants to do anythiong, imma give him until teusday and if he doesnt do anything imma break up with him, talking to her friend thats a girl, and shes like oh ok, so yeah thats how today ended..... im planning on asking her if she has a cell on monday, is that too quick or good? also do u think shes into me? please be honest, also im thinking about asking her out wendseday and we keep talking ( if she texts me back, with good stuff not like lol or k, cause that probsd means she doesnt like tlakign to me) but im i rushing it? we never met before last monday.... ( like 12 days ago ) so do u think she likes me? and is it too early to get her number? also what should i do abot the bf thing? i cant just ask cuz thats weird, im thinking about asking a friend of hers, also any other ways to start convos with her? thanks... best answer 10 points oh and btw ive been trying to act really confident, like looking her in the eye and smiling when we talk etc.... also i was thinking of just before class starts, handing her my phone on the contact page thats filled out like this: First Name: Olivia Last name: Not a clue Mobile: thats what my setup for my contacts is for, is that a good idea? so she can fill it in with her number and hit add, or just give it back blank if she doesnt want to? any ideas?

Need help w/ a girl, 14 year old freshmen guy best answer 10 points, please help? Ok so this is going to be VERY long, please read it all, and if u answer all the questions free 10 poitsn for you lol, oh yeah and btw this is my friend thats a girls yahoo acc, she let me use it lol Okay, for starters, i'm a 14 year old freshmen (play school team basketball, popular, which i dont care about, and every1 says im really funny but im not atteniton whorish just like b4/after class ill talk to my friends and people will listen (gets very weird) and so is this girl..... okay so we're in the same math class and first day of school i went and sat next to her cuz thats were my friends were sitting... but then we got assigned seats on like the 3rd day of school, we havent talked yet until now, shes like, "oh great i have to sit next to you again" joking around, then she smiled etc. then u do sometimes make jokes, but only when there funny, im not attention whorish, and she aways laughs at them etc, so... but yeah then shes just like hey ur sam right im like yeahhh and ur olivia shes like yup, then we talk for like 5 min, i tried to be really confident, looking her in the eye the whole convo and smiling etc, and she was too, and she was laughing whenever i said something funny... then we go to lunch ( the 4 lunch waves take place in period 5 thats when we have math ) and we come back shes like hey u got any gum? im like nope sorry, then we dont talk for the rest of that day. then the day after that we didnt talk at all. then the day after that im like holy **** that girls music is so loud (she was blasting screamo lol) and shes like ikr, (did this to start convo) then we talk for a few min then she does that thign with her hand were she likes move her fingures towards her to lean towards her so i do and she whispers in my ear ( i ******* loved that ) and shes likes isnt that the girl that stole all those graphing calculators, then im like yeee. then right before we leave, she said she forgot to put in her contacts, so shes liek hey ur smart whats the homework, then she pauses and is like wait nvm ur a dumbass then starts smiling/laughing with me.. then the today we got our tests back and she asked me a question on the homeowkr so i helped her, then we got our quizes back, then after she got hers, she takes mine and i got like a point higher than her and shes like damn maybe your not so dumb haha, then im like really acting all surprised, then she starts laughing again, then shes like yo why didnt u get sticker i got one, im like holy **** i didnt get a sticker? then she starts cracking up, then, we left for lunch ( which i never talk to her there or back from lunch or at lunch) (never spoke to her outside of the class) but then i get back and i here her talking to her friend ( i dont know if olivia has a bf or not but i think she might but is breaking up with him ) cause she was like yeah he keeps blowing me off, and he never wants to do anythiong, imma give him until teusday and if he doesnt do anything imma break up with him, talking to her friend thats a girl, and shes like oh ok, so yeah thats how today ended..... im planning on asking her if she has a cell on monday, is that too quick or good? also do u think shes into me? please be honest, also im thinking about asking her out wendseday and we keep talking ( if she texts me back, with good stuff not like lol or k, cause that probsd means she doesnt like tlakign to me) but im i rushing it? we never met before last monday.... ( like 12 days ago ) so do u think she likes me? and is it too early to get her number? also what should i do abot the bf thing? i cant just ask cuz thats weird, im thinking about asking a friend of hers, also any other ways to start convos with her? thanks... best answer 10 points oh and btw ive been trying to act really confident, like looking her in the eye and smiling when we talk etc.... also i was thinking of just before class starts, handing her my phone on the contact page thats filled out like this: First Name: Olivia Last name: Not a clue Mobile: thats what my setup for my contacts is for, is that a good idea? so she can fill it in with her number and hit add, or just give it back blank if she doesnt want to? any ideas?