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What are funny knock knock jokes to trick people? Okay so I love those jokes that trick people like Knock knock Whos there? I eat map I eat map who? It may take a while to get it but keep repeating it lol.... Anyways so what are some knock knock jokes like that?
What are some of the lamest knock knock jokes you can think of? Lame knock knock jokes are hilarious on so many levels.
Does anyone have any good knock knock jokes plus who understands this joke? I saw this joke on the net that goes Knock Knock whose there 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! I dont get it help? Plus if anyone has any good knock knock jokes please post with our answer. 10 points to best explanation and funniest joke.
When did you child first make up knock knock jokes? My son just turned three in August and loves to make up knock knock jokes. What are some I can tell him?
should i get the batman comic preludes and knock knock jokes or the killing joke? ishould i get the batman comic preludes and knock knock jokes or the killing joke? i can only get one so whats better?
What are some cute and funny knock knock jokes? My baby cousins 3 and lives knock.knock jokes, but I don't really know any. Could you help me out? Haha (:
why are knock knock jokes the funniest jokes ever? i am writing a persuasive speech for my speech communication subject and i need some insights and arguments on the statement "knock knock jokes are the best jokes ever". i have two arguments and they still seemed to be debatable. thank you.
Does anybody know any GOOD knock knock jokes? I need some knock knock jokes for class that I was assigned. They HAVE to be knock knock jokes, and they HAVE to be good, which is unfortunate because knock knock jokes aren't usually that great. Anybody know any?
are you supposed to laugh at knock knock jokes or not? I've never seen them as jokes or think they've ever been funny. whenever someone tells me a knock knock joke or something similar to that and then the person says the answer I'm like "oh i get it." but i never find it funny. i dont know if i should force a laugh or chuckle or what.
What are some cute knock knock jokes? My son loves telling jokes, i need some good ones for him. They don't have to be knock knock jokes, just kid friendly
Any knock knock jokes that would go with my name which is Aizel? I need a knock knock joke that would go with my name, Aizel. For example if my name is Noah, ths will be a good knock knock joke for me. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Noah.funny jokes - animated gif thermometer Noah who? Noah way to open the door? anyway, my name is pronounce as AY(like in ice cream) and ZEL(like in sell but with a "z")
What are some cute knock knock jokes for little kids? My daughter is 3 and we go to playgroup every week and each kid has to tell a joke. Anyone have any cute ones?
Is it illegal to tell knock knock jokes at the airport? lNoooo I'm not being for real but I just heard that it's illegal to make jokes of a more serious nature at the airport.
Do Homeless People get KNOCK KNOCK Jokes? Since they do not have a house it that possible for them to understand a knock knock joke?
How did knock knock jokes originate? Who even thought that they would be a good idea? (Oh and btw, please don't say something like, "well people used to alert the owner of a house that they were outside by knocking on the door". I get the joke, I just want to know where they started and what the first one was {if that information is even available}.)
What is one of the best knock knock jokes you know? I really want to know.! I suck at them and I want to hear some funny ones.
What are some good jokes? (Knock Knock, Random, ect...)? I've been loving telling jokes lately and making people laugh but I need really good ones like nice knock knock jokes or yo momma or like what do they call it? Some Really halarious ones. Thank you and PLESE Help. :)
What's the origin of "knock-knock" jokes? I was just wondering when people first started telling knock-knock jokes and if anyone knew how the first one went.
Any knock knock jokes using the name Abby? I am looking for some knock knock jokes, or any jokes really that use the name abby. Please help x
do homeless people get knock knock jokes? i ask my friend jerry, the homeless man, a knock knock joke and he didnt uppersit oh sorry i meant to ssay understand.
what are some funny and rude Knock Knock jokes? like these kind of jokes knock knock who's there? Howard Howard who Howard you like to lick my balls and another one is knock knock who's there? piss on piss on who yourself so write down some Knock Knock jokes like the ones i wrote its gotta be rude and funny
Does your toddler enjoy knock knock jokes? Him: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Him: Banana. Me: Banana who? Him: Banana in a tree! - My 2.5 yr old's latest knock knock joke. I have told him PBJ was at the door and wanted to be eaten and he laughed at it. I love that he will laugh even if it makes no sense!
Is it bad taste to tell knock knock jokes at a seance? My late uncle Felix used to love them.
Any good knock-knock jokes? (i know this sounds stupid)? I want to know some good knock knock jokes. They always bother my friends but its kinda funny :) so any good ones?
Is this fair? Last night the medium asked me to leave during the seance for telling knock knock jokes.? Uncle Fred loved that kind of humor.
What are some really good knock knock jokes?!? We were having a joke contest today and mine were horrible eveynite laughed at me so help me !!!
where does knock knock jokes originated? where does knock knock jokes originated?
What are some funny, not corny, knock-knock jokes? something like: knock-knock... who's there? who de... who de who?
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes? There is a homeless person at the end of my street, and I thought I'd cheer him up.
What are the best knock knock jokes? me and my friend sometimes have knock knock joke wars (to see who has the best knock knock jokes and for laughs) and i need a whole bunch that are super, crack up laughing funny, not those really stupid ones, i mean REALLY FUNNY! or just some regular jokes
Do you have any child friendly knock knock jokes? My son is 31/2 and loves this knock knock: Knock Knock? Whos there? Boo Boo who? There's no need to cry Does anyone have any child friendly knock knock jokes that i can teach my son. There is only a certain amounts of boo hooing you can handle. Thanks
I dont get the knock knock jokes? What is soo funny about it? Please give me the explenation.
Is it a sign of Autism if a grown adult finds knock knock jokes hilarious, but doesn't understand jokes any? more complicated, is generally in their own world, believes in fairies, and cannot join in normal conversations because they cannot understand what is being said to them...they just look vacant all the time
i need some funny knock knock jokes you got any? I like knock knock jokes if there's racist one tell me if there's dirty ones tell me if there's ones that are just plain funny tell me. i like all kinds of knock knock jokes here's one. knock knock who's there eat mop eat mop who? ahhhaa say it many times to understand ahha it was funny so yeah if you have any like that thanks and to the funniest one I'll make as best answer
got an good knock knock jokes? Tell me your best knock knock jokes.
How do you avoid bad knock knock jokes? knock knock (whats the answer)?
Who invented the knock knock jokes? i was just wondering about this question, does anyone know the answer?
Cute knock knock jokes to tell your girlfriend HELP PLEASE? For Ex knock knock. whos there? i love. i love who? i love you. What are sum good ones to tell your girlfriend? PLease help
Know any good knock knock jokes? A 4 year old and 2 year old I watch are starting to get into knock knock jokes.... know any good ones?
knock knock? Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Athena! Athena who? Athena flying saucer! Knock Knock Who's there? Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops!
Does anyone know any decent knock-knock jokes? I only know 1 knock knock joke and it's really NOT funny! Plus i'm really ill from the virus going round so i need it to cheer me up =) thanksxxx
Do you know any good knock knock jokes? I liked this one.......Knock knock. Who's there? Get. Get who? Get out of my country you CamelJockeyWetbackFagitSpookJew........do you know any?
Knock, Knock...? just for a bit of fun, any good knock knock jokes?
What are some hilarious knock knock jokes? Any knock knock jokes you know that are actually really funny?:)
What are your funniest knock knock jokes? here's mine. Q- Knock knoc A-Who's there? Q-I eat mop A-I eat mop who (say it out loud)
what are some cute knock-knock jokes? my little brother learned some really stupid knock-knock jokes and my 4 years old sister wont stop repeating them so i need some cute 4 year old friendly jokes to tell her please.
Do you also have an adorable 4-year-old niece who just learned to tell knock-knock jokes? BQ: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!? I need knock knock jokes... Thank you!
Are these KNOCK KNOCK Jokes funny or not bet the kids love them? duckisba... Member since: 04 May 2008 Total points: 263 (Level 2) Add to My Contacts Block User Best answer 9%101 answers Member Since: 04 May 2008 Total Points: 263 (Level 2) Points earned this week: -15 Add to My Contacts Block User Open QuestionShow me another » Are these KNOCK KNOCK Jokes funny or not bet the kids love them? Knock Knock Who's there? Rabbit! Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it's a present! . Knock Knock! Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! . Knock, Knock! who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce all join hands and hope for a better tomatoe! Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock-knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby Birthday to you . Knock, knock! who's there? Aardvark Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles... Knock, knock! who's there? Cows Cows who? No they don't, they moo! Knock Knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Micheal Jackson Knock, knock! who's there? Howl Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? Knock, knock! who's there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep beep! 3 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
what are some good perverted knock knock jokes? what are some good perverted knock knock jokes to tell a 16 yr old girl im 17 years old
What are some VERY funny knock knock jokes? Looking for the best knock knock jokes. Nothing lame or stupid please.
Does anyone know any REALLY REALLY funny knock knock jokes? Im in need of a really good laugh! help me out!
your favorite knock knock jokes? what are some of your favorite knock knock jokes?
Who has the funniest knock knock joke ever? I was just wondering if there are any more knock knock jokes I haven't heard that are funny. Must be original, or at least something that not a lot of people, including me, knows already. It also must make me laugh, or at least smile at. Thanks!
Know any good knock-knock jokes? My little girl is forever wanting me to tell her knock-knock jokes. The only problem is i have already told her all the ones I know. Any good, clean knock-knock jokes would be appreciated.
What's the funniest knock knock joke you've ever heard? I have to memorize 3 good knock knock jokes and I have to say one of them in front of my Theatre Arts class in high school so could you please tell me what the funniest knock knock joke that you have ever heard is? I will choose a best answer and if you tell me a good one I will thumbs up your answer. Thanks in advance. :)
what are the best knock knock jokes you know? just wanted to know cause I love me a good knock knock joke
Does anyone know any knock knock jokes in German? Do they even exist?
I need 120 knock knock jokes. Do you have some? Someone told me that girls liked funny men. So I've been compiling a list of Knock knock jokes. Are there any good knock knock jokes that you can give me. If my date is an hour long I need like 120 jokes. Please help!!!
How about a round of knock knock jokes ? i dont know any ... do u ?
Hilarious knock knock jokes? Are there any more knock knock jokes like the "I eat mop" ones?
Disney knock knock jokes? I need some disney themed knock knock jokes. These are the only two i have so don't repeat. Please anyone? Disney. Disney who? I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Romantic Knock Knock Jokes? I looked online and I couldn't find anything. What are some romantic knock knock jokes? Clean, someone who you just met kind of thing.
funny jokes- knock knock or other kinds? Does anyone know any good knock knock jokes? they can be stupid. they also dont have to be knock knock jokes just make sure they are funny!
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes? I was wondering if they do because there is one outside of my apartment and I was going to tell him this joke but I wasn't sure if he would get it...
know any good knock knock jokes? My 5yr old is knock knock crazy and i have long ran out of jokes for her.
Who and Where were Knock Knock Jokes Invented? Im doing extra and i googled and nothing helpful
What do u think of the knock knock jokes? This is a series of 3 knock knock jokes. you have to do them in order for them to believe you. first two are a set up. Knock Knock? Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interupting cow...(say moo after they say cow before they can say who?) Knock Knock? Whose there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? (slowly poke them, becasue sloths are slow) Knock Knock? Whose there? Interruption completey uncalled for. Interruption completey un..(slap them on the face and run!) lol. it works better if u do all 3. i tried it with just the last one and it didnt work so good. what do u think of them(all together)?
Does anyone have any really funny knock-knock jokes? my friend and i are having an on-going competition on the funniest knock-knock jokes...got any?
Can You give Me 3 of the following? 3 Knock Knock Jokes,3 Riddles,3 Yo Mama Jokes and 1 of the dumbest ever.? Good Luck and 10 points available.
How do you avoid a lame knock knock joke? HAHA I love this one Ok How do you avoid a lame knock knock joke? How?! Knock knock come in!
Three year old and knock, knock jokes!? Knock, knock jokes! My three year old has discovered knock, knock jokes. The only problem is he says knock, knock.. I say who's there, he says his name and falls to the floor laughing. That's it, his joke is his name!? Is there any short, funny knock, knock jokes I can teach him?
Need jokes and knock knock joke? Any (clean) knock knock jokes or easy jokes would be appreciated. I need them for my kids. Thanks!
Any Knock Knock Jokes? You can write other kinds of jokes, but they must be really short like the knock knock jokes. YO
funny knock knock jokes ? heay i need ur help, could u list atleast 10 of ur fav knock knock jokes that teenagers between the ages of 13-16 will enjoy and understand instantly.thnx. no stupid/dirty jokes. it's sort of a homework
What is the funniest knock knock joke ever? What is your all time favorite knock knock joke?
I asked a question about peoples fave knock knock jokes and had it removed howcome? i had no explanation just a link to the comunity guidelines which wasnt any use. There were no answers what so ever plus i placed it in the jokes and riddles section
Yo Mama Jokes, And Knock Knock Jokes? Can you tell me 3 of your best yo mama jokes, and 3 of your best knock knock jokes? Best ones gets 10 points :D Gl.
I need knock knock jokes for my 7 year old? Do you know any knock knock jokes?
Knock Knock jokes? I am in real need for some knock knock jokes with "Lambchop" in it. Doesn't really have to be knock knock...can be any funny jokes with lambchop in it..... No....I am not from the middle east. I am from Canada....yes...it has to be about a lambchop....inside joke between friends.....Hope I get some good ones....
good knock-knock jokes? i know there lame but yeah tell me some, hopefully funny, ones. me and my friend are telling knock knock jokes.
dirty knock knock jokes? does anyone know any dirty knock knock jokes? not tooo dirty but i just need one to cheer up my friend [happens to be a girl] and shell like a nice little dirty knock knock joke
I need knock knock jokes? Lately my 5 yr old has taken a liking for knock knock jokes but I am running out ideas. please help, and please keep them appropriate for a 5 yr old
any good knock knock jokes ? My 6 year old asked me to tell her some knock knock jokes and my mind draws a blank...
What is the FUNNIEST knock knock joke you have EVER heard? Im looking for a laugh, after a bad day. Restricted to knock knock jokes sorry :) EASIEST 10 POINTS EVER! Good Luck
ANY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES?? please put a smile on my face? If you know any good knock knock jokes please answer :) Thank you so much for your time just to do this. <33
Are you tired of knock-knock jokes? OK guys, i am truly annoyed about knock-knock jokes. Like every day one of my freinds ask one that i know. Ok, somebody told me of an genius reply. When people go "Knock-knock" dont say "Who's there" and get the corny reply, dont ignore them or they will keep asking. Its all thanx to a simple come-back, really. So when the moment comes, when somebody asks "Knock-knock" just reply "Come in!" LOL rate this i know this is also corny but it saved me from annoying jokes....here is an exmaple. F= friend M= me f: knock-knock m: who's there? f: blue m: blue who? f: knock-knock m: who's there? f: blue m: blue who? f: knock-knock m: who's there? f: blue m: blue who? f: knock-knock m: who's there? f: orange m: orange who? f: It doesnt matter, arent u glad that i didnt say blue? LOL rate this....if u hav corny funny jokes....an instant 10 points....(p.s im a person who laughs at corny jokes too)
Funny knock-knock jokes here!? Knock Knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! next joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter let me in! Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home? If you know any jokes, feel free to tell me.
who likes knock knock jokes? A DJ had a popular "knock knock" show in which listeners call in each week with their own knock-knock jokes. One night, a drunk calls in with: Drunk: "Knock Knock." DJ: "Who’s there?" Drunk: "Uncle." slurred. DJ: "Uncle who?" Drunk: "Uncle (Ah go) fuck yourself!" The DJ is outraged, especially because the FCC fines him $5,000 for allowing the f-word to be broadcast. He then buys an expensive software program with every knock knock joke ever conceived to make sure the problem does not happen again. On the very first night, another drunk calls in. "Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Peas and carrots." Immediately the DJ inputs "peas and carrots into the computer, and after noticing there are no dirty peas and carrots jokes, says, "peas and carrots who?" to which the drunk replies: "Ah go fuck yourself!"
Best clean knock-knock jokes for a 4-year-old? My son is in love with knock-knock jokes...he keeps telling the same one....boo, boo-who? Why you crying? Any other ones I can get him interested in?
Do you like knock knock jokes? Personally I hate knock knock jokes, Never found any of them that funny.
Good knock knock jokes.? I need a few good knock knock jokes for my 8 year old. We tell them to each other all the time and I am all out. Any help would be great.
tagalog knock knock jokes?:D? i'm looking for knock knock jokes which is in tagalog. please give me some. really need it. asap! :) salaaamaaat.
Why Do We Still Tell Knock-Knock Jokes When Most of Us Have a Door Bell? I mean, we could all be like, "Ding Dong!" "Who's there?"
knock knock jokes please? hey i do need knock knock jokes like who s there: max . max who? max no difference or who's there - scott. scott who? scott nothing to do with you. tell me more tell me more. keep on smiling thx
Tell me some funny knock knock jokes?? I love knock knock jokes!!! Tell me anything you know, beyond the orange and banana one.
Good "love" knock knock jokes! Read example? Okay I want like 3 or 4 love KNOCK KNOCK jokes! EXAMPLE: Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you :) I want like 3 or 4 more that are like that. PLEASE DON'T GET OFF TOPIC OR GIVE ANY WEBSITE LINKS! Thanks. (: LOVE JOKES! NOT RANDOM ONES! haha. READ THE EXAMPLE!
How do you like these knock-knock jokes? Knock-knock Who's there? Aunt Jamima Aunt Jamima who? Aunt Jamima and Nacho daddy Knock-knock Who's there? Gichy Gichy who? I'm gonna gichy you, one way or another.
Can you solve my jokes, riddles & knock-knock jokes? Jokes: 1)On which web does a baby go? 2)What does a frog say when he returns books to the library? 3)What do you call a dog when he goes to the beach on a hot day? 4)When is the best time to learn karate? 5)Which month we talk about oak, toe & cold? 6)What does a chicken say when she wants her chicks back? Riddles: My father is a super hero. My mother is a fairy. And what am I? ----------------------- I go up but I never come down. What am I? ---------------------- Knock-Knock jokes:(solved) Knock-knock! Who's there? Atch Atch who? Do you have a cold? ---------------------------- Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo! who? Don't cry it's just a joke! that's right, the first who put the comment, its right #3 lila your answer is correct. Jessica's answer are: 1)wrong 2)wrong 3)correct 4)wrong 5)correct 6)wrong 7)wrong 8)correct Lizzaye's answers are: 2) correct Hanna W answers are: 7)wrong 8)correct
i need to know some knock-knock jokes? my niece is 3yr old she saying knock-knock but she any know 3 jokes
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!? Knock, knock Who’s there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock, knock Who’s there? Federal Express Federal Express who? I don’t know. I just deliver packages. Knock, knock Who’s there? Tom. Tom who? Tom Buchanan. Hi Tom. Knock knock Who’s there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I’m the guy delivering it. Great. Knock knock Who’s there? Susan. Susan who? Susan Caldwell. I’ll be right out, Susan. Knock, knock Who’s there. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who? I thought this was a redneck joke. Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke. Oops. Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who Don’t get so upset, crybaby! What? Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” You’re a real idiot. That wasn’t necessary. Knock knock Who’s there? Creeping penis. Creeping penis who? I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last! Knock, knock Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago. I bet you’re fat, huh? I’m… You are, aren’t you? Fat! I’m plumpish. Knock, knock Who’s there? FBI! … … Hello? FBI! Let us in! … …nobody here… Oh. Let’s go boys! (Phew!) Knock, knock Who’s there? There’s a dead old woman in your driveway. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway who? No. Seriously. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway. Actually, that’s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for “mind eraser” shooters at the Tyson’s Mall TGIFriday’s. Let the whore sleep it off. Knock, knock Who’s there? Henry. Henry who? Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac? I’m not opening the door Henry. Damn. Knock, knock Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who? Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So… You want to use my toilet? Yeah? Go right ahead. Got anything to read? Just the crossword. You finished it. Sorry? Hold my scythe. Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.
Are there "knock-knock" jokes in languages other than english? Do you know any? I think that would be hilarious.
your favorite knock knock jokes? my son is 4 yrs old and only knows 1 knock knock joke and my 47 year old but don't remember any good ones.can anyone help?
do the kids like knock knock jokes? Knock knock! Who’s there? A titch. A titch who? Bless you! Knock Knock. Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock Knock Who's there? Witches! Witches who? Witches the way to go home? Knock knock! Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo-ing to let me in, or what? Knock Knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not here I come. Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Knock Knock Who's there? Wooden Shoe. Wooden Shoe who? Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke? Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke! Knock knock Who's there? Felix Felix who? Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him! Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on a bike?
Do you like knock-knock jokes? I posted this original knock-knock joke in J&R, got a VN (no reason given) and removal, wondered if it was considered chatting because there's 2 people talking. Star if you like it! ;) Me: *knock* *knock* You: Who's there? Me: Juana! You: Juana who? Me: Juana Namillion!!! When it occurred to me that perhaps this was more appropriate: Me: Juana Know a Secret? You: What? Me: Y/A has NO sense of humor! But then maybe that's not a secret...
hey! i need some great knock knock jokes!!!? here's the only knock knock joke i know here it goes,,, Knock knock. Come in! heheehe
When and where did "knock knock" jokes begin ? That info is not in Wikipedia. If you have an answers, where is your information coming from ? There are likely several different claims, but which is true ? When was the first book of KKJ's published. Howmany books have there been in the last 10 years, 20 years . Do these jokes exist in other countries and languages ? Which ones ? What's the order that this fad hit different countries ? hn
Do you know any good "knock knock" jokes for me and my 3 year old? My little son is so funny... I need some ideas....
Is it gouche to do "knock knock" jokes at a seance? "Knock knock..." "Who's there?" "Oliver." "Oliver who?" "Oliver relatives say "hi" from the netherworld!! See you soon!"
ARE HESE NOT THE CORNIEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES AROUND yes or no? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d say hello! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ali. Ali who? Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out! Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool, I’m drowning!
are tese knock knock jokes funny or not for kids? Knock Knock Who's there ! Emma ! Emma who ? Emma pig when it comes to ice cream ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Emma ! Emma who ? Emma new neighbour - come round for tea. Knock Knock Who's there ! Emma ! Emma who ? Emma glad you asked me that ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Emma ! Emma who ? Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Emma Dunne ! Emma Dunne who ? Emma Dunne talking to you, I have to go ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Greg ! Greg who ? Greg Scott ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Greg ! Greg who ? Gregs of Wrath ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Greg ! Greg who ? Gregs balls of fire ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie one you like ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Carol ! Carol who ? Carol go if you turn the ignition key !
Does anyone have some knock knock jokes? Im really bored and sad. Tell me some good ones
Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes? Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much! Knock Knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you? Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the stuffing too! Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have! Knock Knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat? Knock Knock. Who's there? Diana. Diana who? Diana thirst too! Knock Knock. Who's there? General Lee. General Lee who? General Lee I don't either! Knock Knock. Who's there? Sid. Sid who? Sid down. It's time to eat! Knock Knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all the food! Knock Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nother napkin. Knock Knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Arron you having more cranberry sauce? Knock Knock. Who's there? Don. Don who? Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more! Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more sweet potatoes? Knock Knock. Who's there? Wilma. Wilma who? Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving? Knock Knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up! I'm starved! Knock Knock. Who's there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time to eat isn't it? Knock Knock. Who's there? Odette. Odette who? Odette's a big turkey! Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in! Knock Knock. Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Phyllis plate up too! Knock Knock. Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey! Knock Knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther any more gravy? Knock Knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma dinner's gone. May I have dessert? Knock Knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda piece of pumpkin pie? Knock Knock. Who's there? Alva. Alva who? Alva nother piece please! Knock Knock. Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier fork for dessert. Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
does anyone tell knock knock jokes anymore? I havent heard a good one in forever. Please tell me a good one and make me lol. ( I hate racist jokes so please dont leave one) thanks whos there? how come everyone only knows the cow joke?
knock knock jokes of the 21st century? P1: knock knock P2: who's there? P1: youknow P2: youknow who? P1: Exactly! Avada Kadavra! star if you thought it was funny or..... put down one of your own from more recent times down below (no nasty comments plerase!)
child safe christmas knock knock jokes.? Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wenceslas Wenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? Wayne in a manger… ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Donut Donut who ? Donut open till Christmas ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Oakham Oakham who ? Oakham all ye faithfull… ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Avery Avery who ? Avery merry Christmas ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Holly Holly who ? Holly-days are here again ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Rudolph Rudolph who ? Money is the Rudolph of all evil ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Igloo Igloo who ? Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !
a few knock knock jokes for the kids are these funny or not? Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba banana ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbott ! Abbott who ? Abbott time you opened this door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel seaman ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acid down and be quiet ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you, my dear Alphonse ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Acute ! Acute who ? Acute little boy ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? First Ada kit ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada lot for breakfast! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada burger for lunch ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam will burst any minute now! Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock Jokes Of The Week? Knock Knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock Knock! Who's there? Momma. Momma who? Momma, please open the door! Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Alec who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo. Moo, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tennis! Tennis who? Tennis five plus five. Knock Knock Who's there ! Thumpin ! Thumping who ? Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back ! Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Alec who? Alec coffee, but I don't like tea! Knock Knock Who's there! Alec! Knock Knock! Who's there? Spider. Spider who? You tried to hide her but I spied her. Knock Knock Who's there ! Spider ! Spider who ? I spider with my little eye ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Spider ! Spider who ? Spider when she thought I wasn't looking ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Spider ! Spider who ? Spider what everyone says. I like you !
a few knock knock jokes for the kids? Knock Knock Who's there ! Sibyl ! Sibyl who ? Sibyl Simon met a pieman going to the fair ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Tosca ! Tosca who ? Toscaloosa ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Zoom ! Zoom who ? Zoom did you expect ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Yucca ! Yucca who ? Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Bud, sweat and tears ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Xena ! Xena who ? Xena minute !
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