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short jokes? need some short jokes i can text to my friend i'm very bored x
What are some good jokes about being short? My friend and I have a game going- she calls me a germaphobe, I call her short. What are some good short jokes?
Short jokes? Star if you like it. First, read the sentences top to bottom out loud. Then, read the third word of every sentence out loud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is you cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Sticks and stones will break my bones, but so will yo momma on top of me There was a magical mirror, that would suck you in if you lied to it. A redhead said to it " I think I have the most pretty hair in the world" and got sucked in. Then a brunette said to it " I think I am the most beautiful girl in the world, and got sucked in. A blond said to it "I think........." and got sucked in. Star if you like any, more random jokes shall come in additional details! This next thingy is hard to do. With your left hand, make a circle in the air with your finger. With your right, draw a triangle. I can't do it, can you? If you can, do it with your feet, bet ya your feet will try to go in the same direction. Its hard!
How do I respond to these short jokes? I have an unofficial boyfriend in another state and I'm 5' 1" and he's 5' 5" but he has the guts to call me short! What should I say to these short jokes, because if I call him short back, he'll say he's taller than me. How do I respond?
Any short one or two liner political jokes that you have? Anyone got any short jokes about Obama, McCain, Palin,or just about the political party? The shorter and funnier the joke the better.
I need some short jokes to annoy my cousin with? My annoying cousin woke me up this morning at 6:15am (I work nights and didn't get in until 4am) and i would like some short jokes i can send to her by text. I plan to send about 5 to 10 texts to her in the early hours of the morning then i will switch my phone off. Can anyone help?
What are some good short jokes for my 9th grade speech class? Tomorrow in speech we have to say a joke, I don't like being up in front of the class so I was looking for a short joke to say.
Anyone got any short rude jokes i could write in a card? I'm writing an 18th birthday card (girl) any rude short jokes i could put in?
Short Jokes?!?!?!?!?!? I need some. Terribly bored.
What are some jokes short people can make fun of themselves with? Im running for student council (7th grade VP) and im short and everyone always makes jokes about it lol and so i want my slogan to have something to do with my height:) Thank you answers needed soon!
I would like the help of those who know or share good short jokes. I am interested In learning short good? I want some short funny jokes to share with my girlfriend to keep her happy while she travels. She will be out for a month so I thought a little but funny joke a day would do the job. I would appreciate if you guys can help me out on this one :) thank you
What are some short flirty jokes to tell my crush in a text? I want him to take an interest in me so I want to tell him some jokes. Jokes that are short and simple. They have a question and answer,
Can someone right a few short jokes that would make someone laugh? some short jokes that would make people laugh really hard
What are some good short jokes? What are some jokes to make people laugh specifically girls! They have to be short. Like one line question and answers. No stories!
Short but funny jokes to put in Christmas crackers? Im looking for fairly short jokes to put inside Xmas crackers. Quite like celeb jokes, or jokes with an adult feel not sex ones though, my husband has a fairly edgy humour....close to the bone if you know what I mean.
What are some good short people jokes? I want to make fun of my friend, i need short people jokes.
I need some short jokes my new friend is short? I have a new friend and she is short. & I want to tell her short jokes. hehe.
Does anyone know of any clean short jokes? I take care of someone that is always depressed and I told her a couple of jokes and actually made her laugh. I was wondering if anyone can give me more to tell her without making it nasty or vulgar.
are there ANY clean, short jokes that are actually funny? I am in charge of the backpage of a highschool newspaper and have such a hard time finding a short, clean joke that is actually funny. please help!
Does anybody know and good websites for short jokes? I've found this one which is quite good called www.judgemyjoke.co.uk but there's not many jokes on there.
What are some good phrases or short jokes that break the ice? I am a door knocker and it is my job to get people into the door for sales. what are some good phrases that break the ice???
any1 know any short jokes to send by txt? i need short jokes that i can send in a txt, any kind of joke will do, or is there a website where i can find funny jokes?
Do you have any good short jokes? I don't want to do much reading, but do you have any good jokes that are quick and sweet?
What are some short people jokes/insults? There people in school that are shorter then me that are always starting crap, and the teachers do not care what they say to me......So can you please tell me some jokes to say to a short person?
What are some really funny short jokes that could fit in a text message? To fit about 160 characters.
What are some short, really dumb jokes I can text my boyfriend? What are some short, really dumb jokes I can text my boyfriend?
any good short animal jokes good enough to put on a website? i have a website (kidsrul.com) I do with a friend and we have joke of the week and we need GOOD short animal jokes
What r the best short jokes u can tell during interviews? I ve an intrview for admission in a college... PlzZ. tell me somoe good ones.. so I can ruine it alL
What are some awesome short jokes? (not about short people but short in length hehe)? Does anyone know any awesome short jokes like: They said pigs would never fly...but then the swine flu.
Anyone know short jokes that are hilarious? I had a joke and it was... Q.) what do you call a nun in a wheelchair A.) Virgin Mobile Any jokes like that?
Does anyone have any good short mechanic jokes? They need to be short enough to text easily, and the more insulting or dirty the better! Thanks!
Does anyone know any good short people jokes? I'm pretty tall and my friend makes fun of me for it. But he's also very short, so I need some good comebacks. And not the lame ones like: how's the weather down there.
Does anybody use or know of any good websites for reading short jokes? (Not one-liners, but relatively short ones)
What good short jokes do you know about .......? I need help on getting short jokes on chavs,slow drivers/elderly and themeparks?Any help and i'll be great full! xx
What are some Funny short jokes? What are the best short jokes you know? I need a good laugh aha .
What are some good Call Of Duty short jokes? Basically the title.
So what age do the short jokes stop? Im 33, 5 4" I still hear the short jokes. It do not bother me anymore but when do it stop. We never said short jokes to grandpa
WHY do guys like to make jokes about me being short. im not even that short. ? I MEAN IT'S CHURCH WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST SAY SOMETHING NICE LIKE I'M PRETTY AND STOP MAKING SHORT JOKES ??????!!!!!!!!!!!
I need some good, short adult jokes? One liners or short jokes. Rude and adult ones. All I ever get when i look for them online is sh*itty kid jokes. I'm 17 so jokes that would appeal to my age! Cheers
Anyone have good comebacks for all the short jokes? i am 4 ft 11 in and i ve heard em all i need some witty comebacks for all the " man ur so short" comments
Does anyone know some short funny jokes? i love collecting jokes.do u know any funny ones but short?
What are your favourite short jokes? Any one liners or short jokes! I'm entertaining tomorrow at a charity gig and need a few "ice breakers"! Thanks in advance
Websites with jokes about short people? I need jokes about short people to tell to one of my friends. We're pretty tight so anything would work. Preferably a URL would be nice. Thank you! Please no individual jokes unless you can't give me a website.
What are some good short jokes you know? When someone asks you for two fives for a ten... You: Do I look like Obama? Them: uhhh...no? You: Then why are you asking me for change When someone is hurrying you... You: Are you part of a sorority? Them: uhhh...no You: Then why are you rushing me =) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: tell her a joke on Tuesday
Anyone know some like little short story jokes? I need to tell like a one minute story in class(college) and want to tell a joke.
Where can I find jokes/short funny stories in Spanish? I need to find some normal clean jokes, or brief 2-4 paragraph long funny stories (perhaps about kids, pets, everyday life) in Spanish. Can you recommend a website?
Anyone have any short but funny jokes? My moms in prison and im sending her a letter with jokes to make her happy. Wanna keep them fairly short. Also if you have any prison Jokes!
What r some dirty or messed up short jokes u know? Any good awesome f***ed up jokes u no.. Im a big fan of the crazy ones ha.. The weirder and more f'ed up the better. For example like the dead baby joke... I no alot of them so any thing else
what are some really good short dirty jokes that will make me lmfao? i dont want any that are like a thousand words long. just short ones please :)
Where can I find short African jokes? I need a nice and funny African jokes for tweets. Can someone tell me where can I find it? Please only clean jokes. thanks!
What are some good jokes for short people? people like to make fun of me because im short...what are some funny things i can say in reply?
What are some good short Christmas jokes? Hi. Clean,adult,i don't care. :o) They just have to be short. Thanks x Sarah
anybody know any short witty jokes to write in a farewell card? someone is leaving @ work. i need some witty one liners to write in his card.
Does anybody know any short people jokes? There's this girl and she always picks on me. I want to pick on her back. The only fault that she has is that she is short. Please I need some really good ones. Tto make her feel bad about herself. I just want to be a bitch like she is.
what are some funny short jokes? what are some funny short jokes that are halarious?
Short jokes to send in a TXT messege (all kinds)? It doesn't matter if they're dirty, clean, controversial, bizarre, nonsensical etc. (the friends I send them to we sometimes make sexist and rape jokes, but you don't have to provide those if you don't feel comfortable) all I want are some short jokes to send over SMS and TXT.
I need some more funny short jokes like these? Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife says: I clean the toilet... Husband says: How does that help? Wife says: I use your Toothbrush..... A guy breaks up with his girl friend. She says to him: ''You'll never find anyone like me'' He thinks to himself: Well I hope not. If I don't want u.. Then why would I want to find someone like you?
Do you know any short jokes? I have a short teacher and we go back and forth, I need some good jokes for a field trip do you know any? Thanks! :3
Funny short jokes to tell your friends and crush? My friends and I pass notes in class with jokes like this "Why did the little mermaid wear seashells?" They shrug "Because she grew out of her B-shells" Or "Why did Tiger go in the toilet?" Shrug "He was looking for pooh" Pleas tell me some funny, not so dirty short jokes that are back and forth and not paragraphs long. Thanks!
Funny short jokes to tell your friends? My friends and I pass notes in class with jokes like this "Why did the little mermaid wear seashells?" They shrug "Because she grew out of her B-shells" Or "Why did Tiger go in the toilet?" Shrug "He was looking for pooh" Pleas tell me some funny, not so dirty short jokes that are back and forth and not paragraphs long. Thanks!
Does anyone have any fairly short but hysterical jokes to brighten someones day? A friend of mine is having a rough day and I would like to make it a little better with the help of a good joke.I have looked on joke sights and found nothing, can anyone help?
I need some good short jokes? I need a few short jokes. examples of what i need are What did the fish say when he ran into a stone wall? Dam! what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud Why was it so hot after the football game? Because all the fans left Whoever has best jokes i haven't already heard gets best answer Thanks And make them clean
does anyone have any short, funny blond jokes? My friend is upset and i wanna cheer her up so does anyone have short and funny blond jokes? Really any short funny ones. Just not long ones that take up the whole page!
what are the funniest short jokes to tell a girl on MSN >? i want the funniest short one line jokes
I need a laugh... does any one have any good jokes they know? Short jokes, blonde jokes, anything? ^_^? Just need a little laugh tonight, while I'm feeling down. I love all sorts of jokes! So give it your best. Let's hear the joke (and the answer too.) Thanks!
I need some really short funny jokes? Thanks, I need some really short jokes like Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No Ideer (no eye deer, no idea) Please no long jokes, thank you :)
Good jokes to use on short people? There are these annoying kids on my bus and they keep on having a "rap off" and they force me to play. One of them is short and thinks he's really cool. What are some good raps/jokes to use on him?
if a guy friend always makes short jokes? does he like me? He always finds a way to tease me and he knows I like it.
Does anyone have any great short jokes or great ways of ripping on short people? Anything helps.......good jokes......good burns, whatever. Thanks for your help.
does anyone know any good 'your mom' or 'short' jokes? anyone who haas any good 'your mom' jokes put them here. and 'short jokes. short jokes (for those mentally retarded folks) are jokes making fun of people being short! :p
Do you know any SHORT JOKES? I need short,christmas jokes.or somple good jokess pretty please
what website got good short jokes? i need to find some short jokes
Does anyone have any funny short jokes? any funny short jokes?
jokes about short people? I need a few short jokes making fun of short people for an english essay but I cant seem to find any. Help?
Anybody know some funny short jokes? Short preferred, hoping to memorize them. Content suitable for teens, not too dirty please. Throw me anything you got! Thanks alot! Please let it really funny ones and not snigger jokes Derg
i need to make a holiday card and need a funny quote for the front. know any tasteful short jokes or humor? it'll be sent out to business partners.
Anyone got any short jokes to make me laugh? I don't like jokes which are too long. 10 points to the best short joke. Example: I worked for Samaritans and phoned in sick... they talked me out of it!!!!!
What are the best short jokes? I can never remember long jokes, i need to know some little ones! XD
what are some funny short jokes that girls really like? what are some funny short jokes that girls really like? thanks
Does anyone know some good short people jokes? I need to make fun of my very short friend xD
What are some good short jokes? Jokes I can remember(: My favorite is Why don't people play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs
Anyone got any short funny jokes? need to laugh? am nine months pregnant and need a good laugh. has anyone got any good short jokes? any adult jokes as well but please can you *** out all letters after first one on adult words cause i don't want my question removed thanks everyone x
Any one could share short jokes? I sure could use some.
Do you know any good jokes that are short? I really like those jokes that have animals in it for two reasons. 1. I love animals (a lot) 2. I think that those jokes are funny
good short people jokes? me and my friend r really short we like to make fun of each other do u guys have and good short jokes
what are some short clean jokes? i need a short joke like the ones like why was the strwaberry depressed cause his parents where in a jam ok jokes like that
Anyone got any funny, short jokes? Anyone got any short jokes that I could tell friends, etc? Thanks :)
What are some good short jokes? I need a laugh? What are some good jokes?
I need some short, sweat jokes!? short jokes you can tell at a dinner party. Nothing racist, sexist, or prejudice in anyway. Very funny jokes, that everyone will get. Nothing about sex or beer or anything inappropriate. Thanks
An Interesting sales slogan and I need good short jokes too plz.................? Award winning Advertizment of a company manufacturing pedded Bras:---- Their slogan : ""What your boddy has forgotton we creat it with cotton""
Can someone tell me some funny and short jokes? sorry, I posted it in a wrong section.
need good short people jokes? my boyfriends brother is short and i love picking on him with short jokes, or short comments like...you need to borrow some money,cause you are SHORT on cash... sorry dont mean to offend short people, i am tall and blonde, i get enough blonde jokes, just need short ones! LOL
What Are Some Good Clean Short People Jokes? Short People Jokes
funny one liners or short jokes needed asap!? any funny one liners or short jokes uch appreciated lol :)
does anybody know any short jokes? just wondering if anybody knew any short one liner jokes . . . blonde jokes, welsh jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, anything
short jokes wher can i get? i look for short jokes ps help
Me And My Friend Have Dirty Joke Competitions Could You Tell Me Some Short Dirty Jokes That Will Beat Her Ones? Me And My Friend Have Dirty Joke Competitions Could You Tell Me Some Short Dirty Jokes That Will Beat Her Ones As She Always Comes Up With Dirtier One Than Me Lol
I need some clean, funny but short jokes for my myspace? Please no longer than 3 lines and not dirty! Of coarse the have to be funny! thanks
constantly making short jokes? There's a guy I sort of like (I'm in my early twenties, he's in his early thirties) and he constantly teases me with short jokes, so I get him back by making fun of a situation that happened to him. (He likes to joke around, so it's all in good fun). I was pretty upset today about something and we were on a message board and he kept trying to make me laugh. He tried for about 15 minutes and then said that he hopes I feel better and that I smile more. Now, a lot of people on that message board think that we're together bc we flirt (we all know each other on that board since it's a group of us), so I can't figure out what he's doing. We always used to talk on IM until the wee hours of the morning and he always makes me laugh or tell me i'm adorable. One time while we were IMing each other, I asked him if he wanted my number, he said sure and I gave it to him. Last night, he kept making various short jokes and puns about me and then I made fun of him for a bit about an inside joke. Then today he kept doing it. Is he flirting?
why does he keep making short jokes to me?! There's a guy I sort of like (I'm in my early twenties, he's in his early thirties) and he constantly teases me with short jokes, so I get him back by making fun of a situation that happened to him. (He likes to joke around, so it's all in good fun). I was pretty upset today about something and we were on a message board and he kept trying to make me laugh. He tried for about 15 minutes and then said that he hopes I feel better and that I smile more. Now, a lot of people on that message board think that we're together bc we flirt (we all know each other on that board since it's a group of us), so I can't figure out what he's doing. We always used to talk on IM until the wee hours of the morning and he always makes me laugh or tell me i'm adorable. One time while we were IMing each other, I asked him if he wanted my number, he said sure and I gave it to him. Last night, he kept making various short jokes and puns about me and then I made fun of him for a bit about an inside joke. Is he interested in me?
Any have short jokes? i need some really funny short jokes, i dont mean like about short people i mean like one liners kinda, for a video im making. they can be dirty, but not like real dirty. Thanks for your help!! :D I'll put up the video when i get it made.
who knows any of the good old short sweet sometime naf jokes? hwy thought id open this so ppl can come along and write short jokes no long ones plz short and sweet whats grey has 4 legs and a trunk a mouse goin on holiday if 2 company 3 a crowd wats the definition of 4 and 5 9 how do u keep a muppet in suspence ill tell u 2moro happy jokin hope evryone will give each other thumbs up ill b reading so hope ill b laughin cheers these jokes r definatly passin the naff test but i hav to say the r makin me laugh i think the naf ones r the best lol keep goin hey i dont wna choose a best coz i like em all so will leave it up 2 u guys im glad ppl r enjoyin addin to this its just a bit of fun i didnt think id get this much response and there are some crackin jokes on here i said naff was best lol
can you guys give me some good funny short jokes plz. i need it for a homework grade? like short good jokes
short men/short jokes? I was at a christmas party this past weekend and noticed the brunt of most of the jokes were aimed at a man that was about 5 foot 4. The man handled the jokes quite well, but I found it annoying that this group of guys did not have anythingelse to talk about. I also found the jokes to be somewhat offensive since I am a short women (5 foot 1, although none of the jokes were aimed at us short women) Anyone know why men seem so judgemental of short men? This is not a physical attribute that can be changed like weight, yet short men are teased and picked on just as much, if not more, than fat men. Just curious as to why people think short jokes are so funny. :)
Any Funny , Short Car jokes ? Does anyone have any funny and short car jokes . The funniest and shortest joke will be voted as best answer !!! Thankyou
Do you know any funny, short jokes? I have to come up with a joke, can you help me out?
short gross jokes???? i need a lot of short jokes and its best if there gross don't ask why. they need to be really short that i would be able to tell between classes (if you have a longish one and its really good please tell me also)
best short jokes ever? short as in length of jokes not as in short people and things
Random, Short jokes? i love jokes that are incredibly stupid and random..but they have to be short
does any one know where i can find really short jokes?? i wanna find really short jokes to sent my friend on text messages.. the shorter the better... kinda like this one. a cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. moral of the story a wet p u s s y makes a c o c k happy
any good and funny short jokes? i'm so bored and i want to laugh does anybody have any good funny short jokes?
Funny, short jokes? I hate long jokes, just short ones. Please. I'm in the mood for a laugh :-]
Great short jokes, one liners, sms quotes please..? husband-wife related decent short jokes, one-liners, SMS quotes preferred. Thank you.
short jokes please!?!? need short jokes to cheer me up! dont mind if they are rude or anything and wont get offended by any
anyone have some funny semi dirty jokes? Short ones though please.? Looking for some funny jokes that are pretty short and can be clean or dirty but not too dirty. They are to tell people over the phone!
What would you rate these short jokes out of ten? 1: The ability to walk on water made it difficult for Jesus to swim. 2: Q. What did one snowman say to the other? A. You smell like carrots 3: A turtle was walking down the street before he was mugged by a bunch of snails. After the incident, the detective said, "What happened?" The turtle replied, "I can't remember, it all happened so fast" 4: Q: Why did the zebra fall of the building? A: Because it was hit by a fridge.
Got Any Stupid and Short Jokes to tell me? because i laugh at stupid jokes soo hard.... ahaha. 10points for the best answer. you can tell more than one thats for sure
Has anyone got any really GOOD and SHORT jokes/funnies? I am not keen on extra long jokes with paras of text so if you have any shortish ones please post them...
What you you think a few short jokes...Where do you find a dog with no legs? A.RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck. .. How do you know if your a red neck? You go to the family reunon to find a date!.. Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window. Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear... How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Clean short blonde jokes? My friend and I are texting and he is kinda sad, but he really likes blonde jokes. So do you have any I could tell him that are short, and clean? Thanks
Anyone know some good short jokes or rittles? Feel like having a good laugh so if you know any please share! Thanks! Oops I mean riddles***
Short Jokes or Riddles?? Looking for some funny short jokes or riddles......anyone got any? Thx
Does anybody know a good short jokes??? Does anybody know any good short jokes???But they have to short nothing really long. Thanx
ANY SHORT FUNNY JOKES???? 10 pts :D? Im looking for like really short jokes that are about 1-3 lines long. I want them to be funny like histerical. THANKS GUYS HAVE AN AMAZING SUMMER!! <33
GOOD CLEAN SHORT JOKES please..THANK YOU FRIENDA..!? I need good clean short funny jokes.. pound me as much you can..
Any good SHORT JOKES??? Can you chear me up?? The best joke will get 10 pts, keep your jokes short. Thank you :) Good Luck to all
33 short jokes? Q: At lunch, what did Obi-Wan say to Luke? A: "Use the forks, Luke." Q: Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? A: They mist! Q: Did you know there are three types of people? A: Those who can count, and those who can't! Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He felt his presents! Q: How did the lumberjack use the computer? A: He logged on! Q: How do mad scientists freshen their breath? A: With experi-mints! Q: How do wealthy people dance? A: Check-to-check! Q: How do short people like to travel? A: In mini-vans! Q: How do you find King Arthur in the dark? A: With a knight light. Q: How does the barber cut the Moon's hair? A: E-clipse it! Q: How does the barber do his work so fast? A: With short cuts! Q: How is an engaged woman like a telephone? A: They both have rings! Q: What did the cop say to the bad popsicle? A: Freeze! Q: Did you ever see the movie "Constipated?" A: It never came out! Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence? A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow! Q: Did you take a bath this morning? A: No. Is there one missing? Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep? A: You rock-et! Q: How do you fix a car in Scotland? A: With Scotch tape! Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang? A: Throw it down a one way street! Q: What did one elevator say to the other? A: "I think I'm coming down with something!" Q: What did one hammer say to the other hammer? A: "I broke a nail!" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents! Q: What did Snow White say while she waited for her photos? A: "Some day my prints will come!" Q: What did the alien say to the gas pump? A: "Get your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you!" Q: Why were the middle ages so dark? A: Because there were a lot of knights! Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with chicken pox! Q: "Doctor, doctor I feel like some curtains." A: "Then pull yourself together!" Q: How did the boy get Egyptian flu? A: He caught it from his mummy! Q: How does the Eskimo mend his house? A: With iglue! Q: What can you catch, but not throw? A: Your breath! Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Between you and me... something smells! Q: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!" A: "Then why aren't you laughing?" ~~Thank you for reading all of my jokes. More will soon
Any1 got any short but funny jokes? Please leave ur short jokes here an ill pick a Best 1 when im back online =)
Short gender jokes? Short gender jokes What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women! Why don't men eat more M & M's? They are too hard to peel! What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted! What is the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature! Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them! What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up! How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares! How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home! What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this! What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer! How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes. How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
Funny short jokes only? Please write short jokes only thank you.
i want short "man walks into a bar..." jokes? jokes short like , a ducks walks into a bar orders a drink, bartender asked how are you going to pay for it? just put it on My Bill.
I need some SHORT jokes/riddles!!!!? But I only want short jokes/riddles like: look down your shirt and spell attic!
jokes about short people? im 16, im 6'6", and i have two friends, one whose 5'2" and one whos 4'9" (and shrinking) and i havent seen thenm in 2 weeks so i gotta make up for lost time. I need the best short jokes EVER!!! thank you!!! some ones i have stand around babies and you'll look AT LEAST a couple INCHES taller let me get that for ya. wait I think you been drinking milk nah, maybe you just looked at a carton of milk bet you can get your pants on like really fast you know what I am craving some short cake (non for you right) look a yard sell maybe they got some baby clothes no no no I said I wanted shrimp for dinner. you look a little taller than Gary Coleman now! what growth spurt? __ lives in the 10th floor and when he needs to get to the 10th floor from the bottom he has to stop at the 7th floor and has has to climb to the 10th floor by stairs because __ is to short to reach the #10 button in the elevator lemme see your ID...my god i see your feet
Would you like to hear a few short jokes? If so, then read the joke and tell me if it made you laugh and how much you enjoyed hearing it. Well, here is the joke: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Not sure because it never happens. A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery." The nurse asked, "What did he say"? “OOPS!!!" A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office." There are the short jokes. And now, I would like to say a quote by Gracie Allen. Here it is: When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Do you know of any good jokes to tell me ? not the best day,,, please share any good jokes you might know : ) thanks
short/clean jokes? i need to find a CLEAN and SHORT (like not one of those story-type ones) joke for an audition (don't ask why haha). it can't be offensive to any religious or ethnic groups... and no blonde jokes or dead baby jokes. and please tell me what you think of this one: why didn't the apple and the orange get married? A: because they CAN'T ALOPE!
Short jokes that "have a play on words".? Please, anyone tell a short story or joke that has a "play on words" as the "punch line".
short an sweet jokes plz? whats your favourite short joke? mine is two monkeys in the bath, one says oo oo aa aa, the other says for goodness sake put some cold water in then! lol
help!!!.....Im looking for short clean jokes? Im writing to a soldier in iraq (penpal) and i want to add a short joke to make him laugh but it cant be offensive in anyway ....can anyone help me out?
Short Blonde Jokes? Why are blonde jokes usually short? So brunnettes and red-heads can understand them.
can anyone suggests some sites that may have "funny" (NOT CORNY!) entertaining jokes, or even short stories I've pulled everything in the world that i know of on google & keep hitting dead ends! Everything is ridulous or cheesy, not even worth browsing thru. SO, any suggestions that u know of personally would be great! Looking 4some things i might be able 2 print out & send 2 someone who is in need of a good laugh, to lift their spirits. Motivational poems, short stories, & jokes are what im looking for!
ICY Short Jokes? Q: Where do seals go to see movies? A: The dive-in! Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra. Q: What did the ocean say to the bergy bits? A: Nothing. It just waved. (That's an old joke from the Ice Age.) Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck. Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet! Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange? A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus. Q: What's the difference between a walrus and a banana? A: You'd better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus... Q: What do chefs call "Baked Alaska" in Alaska? A: "Baked Here" Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze! STAR if funny
Anyone got any Quality jokes,short ones mind you??? The funniest SHORT joke wins the points. Come on people, make me laugh....
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