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What website can you find funny yo momma jokes? Does anybody know where i can find funny yo momma jokes? i'm looking on google and usually the websites have like 2 funny jokes mixed up in there.
What are some really funny yo momma jokes right now? I have an app on my iPod of yo momma jokes, but they are all old and not very funny anymore. Can I get some new ones please?
What are some reall good yo momma/insult jokes? I wat to know what are some really good insults and yo momma jokes because me and my friends at school we always do that and I'm running low on insults an I need some more to crack at school. Anybody on yahoo please share some with me
What are some of the most funniest yo momma jokes? Gimme some really good yo momma jokes; thanks a lot!
What are good going green yo momma jokes? I need yo momma jokes for a bio project. They need to be envioromentaly friendly. example, yo momma so green she farts oxygen.
Does anybody have any YO MOMMA jokes for us to read? I have a few: Yo momma so hairy, you almost got rugburn when you were born. Yo momma so dumb, she got stabbed in a gun fight. Yo momma so fat, she left the house in heels, and when she back, they were flip flops! Funniest and best YO MOMMA joke gets 10 points.
How many of you guys can give me new Yo Momma Jokes? I just need some good yo momma jokes i heard of almost all of em but me and my dad play that in the car just give me some please lol
What do you guys think of these Yo Momma jokes? Yo momma so old, she use to date Moses, but Moses dumped her because he remembered God don't like ugly! Yo Momma suffers from OHS. Old hag syndrome. Men treat yo momma's vagina like the Chili's resturant. They get in, get out and get on with their life! Yo momma loves peanuts. In her mouth.
If You Are Really Good At Jokes Can You Give Me Your Best Yo Momma Joke? Me and My Classmates have yo momma jokes everyday at lunch and i want to blow them away, so give me your best yo momma joke, im waiting, try to blow me away im waitin
Does anyone have really good chuck norris or yo momma jokes? here's a few: normal people can pee their name into snow chuck norris can pee his name into concrete. Yo momma is so old that when god said le there be light she hit the switch.
We played yo momma jokes for fun now playing daddy jokes? we played yo momma jokes for fun now playing daddy jokes I will start the first 3 then show me what ya GOT!!!! hammer it 1. your daddy is so cheap he re uses paper plates for a whole month. 2. your daddy is so dumb when he goes to work he literally punches the time card instead of putting it in the machine. 3. your daddy is so cheap that he demands his pay check all in pennies.
What are some really really really good yo momma jokes.? This kid in my school keeps going around and saying these pointless jokes. And I want to get him back. I want him to taste his own medicine. >:)
Do you have any yo momma jokes that aren't common or used up? Try not to get them from those stale websites. Thanks. And remember, originality counts and so does humor
What are your best Yo Momma jokes? My all time favorite is: Yo Momma's so ugly, Michael Jackson told her to sleep in her own bed.
What are the best yo momma jokes u kno that r actually funny? i need a good laugh thats all
What are some good yo momma jokes? okay 2 things... 1) I need a laugh... and 2) me and my friend always text each other yo momma jokes and i'm running out of ideas
I could really use a laugh, can you help? Please enlighten me with yo momma jokes? Yo momma is soooo ugly, she trick or treat over the phone.. meh you can do better than that im sure! Please bring it!
What are your best yo momma jokes? Minimum 3 jokes per answer. No repeats, be creative.
Do you guys know any nasty yo momma jokes? i have ran out of all my good yo momma jokes so any suggestions???
What are some really mean insults, (no yo momma jokes)? Like something really mean. Im 15 so make something so MEAN. To a guy too. It can be nasty or just flat out MEAN Thanks
anyone have any good yo momma jokes? post ur best yo momma jokes here....heres my 2 best ones yo momma is so stupid she sold her only car for gas money. yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store.............and starved.
Does Anyone Have Yo Momma Jokes? I need some more yo momma jokes does anybody know any?
tell me the best yo momma jokes ever created? tell the best you know, knockout jokes. if i dont laugh u dont get the points. dont just go on a site and paste all those bs. my hint in getting the points is to tell old,poor,anddarkjokes. i want new jokes, not u got marked absent at nigh school. not those something new
The worst yo momma jokes you have ever heard.? i need jokes to make my friends laugh. i need yo momma jokes similar to..... yo momma so fat she has to sneak up to a water glass. i personally don't think its funny but something similar please.
what are some good yo momma jokes? what are some good and funny yo momma jokes? not stupid jokes that make people boo at you but the kind of yo momma jokes that will make people put their fist over their mouth and say "ooooooooohh!!" and that will make them laugh
Any of you know ORIGINAL yo MOMMA JOKES? Good ones know one really knows, something that make you laughs.
What are some good jokes or like Yo momma jokes? i've always wanted to beat my friend in like a yo momma contest so i need to know some good jokes.
When Yo Momma jokes are rude? Okay, this probably sounds inconsiderate. Do you find it rude to make those jokes to someone who doesn't have a mother? Yea I know they are all rude! I don't make them! My friend made one to my other friend!
YO MOMMa!!!!? what are some good yo momma jokes? really hilarious ones only. that you made up. (not the classic...yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued)
Anyone know any good yo momma jokes? I mean actually decent one's not some joke that any 3rd grader can come up with.
yo momma!!!!? that show comes on MTV, and I love watching it!!if you win you get $1000.00 Can any one give me some good yo momma jokes, I can't give you $1000.00 but I can give you 10pts
YO momma!!? anyone know anygood yo momma jokes i dont want any of the really old ones thanx!
Poll : Do you have any new ideas for Yo Momma Jokes ? I created mine Yo Momma so ugly when you bring her to the restaurant the waiter said " Sorry no pet allowed " And yours ?
I am seeking Yo momma jokes and more!? I am in school and I want to fry this kid Luke with a bunch of Yo momma jokes, and Jokes about him. But the thing is I need some jokes! Please post a lot. but you dont have to put a lot. 5 stars and thumbs up goes to the funniest joke! Please help me out. Ps i am a girl!!
Anyone have any good yo momma jokes? i only have yo momma was so dumb she went to the army looking for soulja boy.
Anyone Know Any Funny Yo Momma Jokes? Anyone Know Any Good And Funny Yo Momma Jokes? I'd Like Something With Yo Momma So Stupid She..
I need some Yo Momma Jokes any idea's? I need some Yo Momma Jokes any idea's?
what are some funny yo momma jokes? list as many yo momma jokes as you can i love them they are funny :)
What's your yo momma jokes? Or jokes? lol? Yo momma: Yo momma so fat, when she jumps in the pool, she empties it out. Jokes: This man's tits and back titties are so flabby, that when he tries to jumps, he looks like a Ballet dancer with his tits looking like a skirt far away.
What are some good (appropriate) Yo Momma jokes? I know one good one.. Yo Momma's so stupid, she stared at the orangejuice box for ten minutes because it said Concentrate.
I need help with yo momma jokes? Me and my friends and family members always have yo momma contests and I need some good ones so I can stomp there buts! Please help?!?
if u r good at yo momma jokes and all that could u help me out?? thanks? i am always looking for good yo momma jokes lol so can u tell me as many (GOOD) ones as u can??? thatd be awesome :) could u base it on fat and ugly plz? its cool if u wanna include others (old, stupid, dumb ect) but base it mostly on fat n ugly lol fanksss xx
What are the BEST Yo Momma jokes you know? The funniest you've ever heard =)
whats are some good yo momma jokes that are the best you got? there is this kid that i cant stand and well i wanna say yo momma jokes to him because he always seems to get ticked off by that so list me the best you got! thanks
anyone have any funny yo momma jokes? :D? so i love yo momma jokes, idk why but i think theyre hilarious got any good ones? here are some of mine.. yo momma is so short that she has to slam dunk her bus fare! LOL yo momma is so fat that i tried to drive around her with a motorcycle and i ran out of gas! yo momma is so fat people jog around her for excersize!
Anyone know any good yo Momma jokes? I know all of the common ones, i need ones that is HILARIOUS!
What are some blonde or Yo momma jokes? i need to laugh? i love those jokes.
Best Yo Momma Jokes (The Ultimate Challenge)? Lets see who has the best yo momma jokes. Pls type your country to see which country has the best jokes.
Don't you agree that Yo Momma jokes are old...? Seriously they still have sites filled with them. Yo Momma this, Yo Momma that, Yo Momma jokes are boring as hell! 4 some reason I think Yo Momma jokes were started by some black person.
What's Your Best Yo Momma Jokes? What's Your Best Yo Momma Jokes, __ What You Think Bout' These? , Yo Momma is so fat , when she walked up to the Tv, we missed 3 commercials. (LOL) Yo Momma is so ugly , she appeared on the "Uknown Species" Magazine
What is the history of YO momma jokes? I heard these a throughout my schooling.All the black kids used to say it,and since I am a wannabe historian I have these questions?Since yo momma jokes were told by mostly black kids,is there an african cultural link to that insult?Where was the first yo momma joke told?Who told the first yo momma joke?What part of the world did that come from?
Any REALLY funny or good yo momma jokes? All these that ive found arent funny at all...and i need a good come back lol be and my friend area having a yo momma battle lol stupid :D :P
Yo Momma jokes: Lets hear them? So lets hear some Yo Momma jokes people. Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the sofa!
Funny Yo Momma Jokes...Add your own..Best never heard before gets 10 pts? I read these online. I have seen some people ask about yo momma jokes. I thought I'd post these. They are pretty funny. STAR if you laughed at any...and add your own yo mama so stupid that 10 minutes after she bought a pine tree air freshener for her car she gets pulled over for weaving all over the road...... the cop says why are u swerving.. yo mama says... there's a damn tree in my way. You mommas so dumb..she thought TIC TAC TOE was a breath mint for your foot. You Momma so black that everything she goes outside, the moon comes out. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank. Yo momma so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass Yo momma so short she can surf on a popsicle stick. Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Dorito. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. Yo momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple. Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing Yo mama so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. Yo mama so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!" Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
What are some funny yo momma jokes? I would like to know...
What are some good Yo Momma jokes? I need some good yo momma jokes... for example( Yo Momma is so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet!)
Funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever heard? mine have to be 1. Yo momma's so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real. 2. Yo momma is so nasty that when you ask "what's for dinner?", she opens her legs and says "crabs"
Funny yo momma jokes? Yo momma so fat she doesn`t eat wheat thins she eats wheat thicks. Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her. Yo momma so fat they declared her a planet. Yo momma is so stupid your dad said it was chili outside she brought out a bowl and a spoon. What is your fave yo momma jokes? (not the ones listed here) and do you think these are funny?
Anyone have any good Yo Momma jokes? Give me 1 answer each, and it has to be the best Yo Momma joke you know. Well, okay, you can give me a max of 3
Can you think of a Yo Momma joke for a new line of them? Yo momma's so Asian jokes! Yo momma's so Asian she blends in with sand. Yo momma's so Asians I could blindfold her with floss. Yo momma's so Asian she breastfeeds soymilk!
Is this yo momma joke funny? yo momma so stupid and fat when she saw the AFC and the NFC in the pro bowl she said wheres KFC.
What are your top 5 funnest YO MOMMA JOKES? WHO EVER HAS THE 5 FUNNYEST WILL GET BEST ANSWER.
Just some Yo Momma Jokes? http://www.101funjokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.htm Yo momma so poor... Her face is on the front of a food stamp. That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money. When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. The building society repossessed her cardboard box. She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers She can't even afford to go to the free clinic. When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..." I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..." Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it... She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Even Beggars give you money. She bounces food stamps. She can't even afford to pay attention. She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes. She uses chewing gum as a band aid. She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box. She uses white-out as a tooth filler. She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor... Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos. Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit. Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed. Yo Mama so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark. Jurassic Park brought back the memories... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial. She still owes Moses a dollar. When she was at school...there was No history class! She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea She's got the first autographed Koran. She co-wrote the 4th Commandment. When I asked for Her ID yo mama handed me a rock She even made Yoda jealous. She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch. The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake When She gave birth, You came out with Dentures. She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade Her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter. Her birthday expired. When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side! She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments. Her social security number is 000-000-001 She's got Adam and Eve's autograph She starting to fart out Mummy dust Her zip code is 00001. She used to baby sit Yoda She uses chewing gum as a band aid. She used to cut Betty Rubble's hair She used to gang bang with the Flintstones She was once a waitress at the last supper Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park She was the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate She uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer. She was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls When God said 'let there be light', yo mama was the one flicking on the light switch. She baby-sat for Pythagorus She used to get sermon tips from Zeus. She offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple They call her Captain Caveman She's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show She the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount. Mel Gibson hired yo mama to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace She got told to act Her own age...and she died. She farts out dust. Her birth certificate says "Expired" on it. She used to baby-sit Pascal She invented the term 'oldest profession in the world' She's in Jesus's yearbook! She sat behind Yoda in the third grade. Your momma so fat... When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip. When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live. She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Her butt has its own congressman. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of your momma's butt cheeks. All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma" When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall. She could sell shade. When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma. People jog around her for exercise. I ran around her twice and got lost. She gets runs in her jeans. Her blood type is Ragu. When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! She has to put her belt on with a boomerang. When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party. She can't even jump to a conclusion. She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters. She can't even fit in the chat room. She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone! Yo momma's so fat; she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair. Yo momma's so fat; she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@. Yo momma's so fat; she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own post code. Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code! Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time! Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond. Yo momma's so fat; she's works in the movies -- as the screen. Yo momma's so fat; the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her. Yo momma's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight. Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn. Yo momma's so fat; they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra Slim Fast. Yo momma's so fat; they mistake her for a country. Yo momma's so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons. Yo momma's so fat; to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle. Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped. Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up! Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma's so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale! Yo momma's so fat; when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid! Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions! Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips! Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves. Yo momma's so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests. Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over! Yo momma's so fat; when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around it’s her birthday. Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. Yo momma's so fat; when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. Yo momma's so fat; when she walks she leaves snail tracks.... Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land. Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Kool-Aid! Yo momma's so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma's so fat; when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy! Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma's so fat; you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in! Yo momma's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going... Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks. Yo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so lazy Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so tall Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo mama is so short Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
yo momma jokes and little jonny jokes.? I need some yo momma jokes and little johnny jokes. Person to tell me the best joke gets 10 points. Thanks
Yo momma...? Let me hear your best "Yo Momma" jokes! Here are mine: Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit. Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Are these "Yo Momma!" Jokes Good? I want to be in the "Yo Momma!" show. I've came up with these jokes- http://purpleslinky.com/jokes/women/top-10-funniest-yo-momma-jokes/ Are they good enough to be in the show?
Any good clean "Yo Momma" jokes? ? Hey, I need some new jokes! one of mine is; yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. and; yo momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Jokes here! (Yo Momma Jokes here too! No offense!? Read jokes! Yo momma jokes. Yo momma so fat that she just jumped on the titanic and all of them died! Yo momma so fat that people thought she was a ballon! Yo momma so fat that the world said, "We are a family, even though you are fatter than me! Rofl. Yo momma so tiny, that a ant thought she was a meal for them and ate her! Yo momma so crazy, that when the lights turned off, she said to her husband, "HELP! There's a ghost! sombody call the ghostbusters. and the ghostbusters came and then they said, "What the heck? There is no such thing as ghosts. And she replied, "Don't be so ghosty yourself! Funny Jokes. (Yo momma too) (presses on the pulse.) Yay! You saved him! You did CPR! Yay! me:What the heck is CPR? What kind of CPR is that?! That's killing! You just friggin killed him stupid! A noob said, i own at games. and one day somebody against him lost and said, well, losing is sucking at cpu which is good for you! Delete the friggin noob part. Here's another one. A murder came with a gun in his arm. he told him to face down on the wall or you die. Well, One woman said, "How do you die if you don't face down on the wall? a gun explosion? why?" Rofl. ok i made crap i am sorry AHAAHAH!! RETURN OF THE JOKES! BETTER JOKES NOW! Dunh Dunh. Prolouge: During March 17th, 2007, A bag of jokes came into matthew's mind.. He decided to make a joke on Yahoo! so he did. Jokes are here owning from straight from a web. Jokes are here for everywhere, to there. Soon, Matthew made books about the stories that are fake and purely way beyond imaginations. Matthew is still pretty much alive, You can still see me here! matthewwonga@yahoo.com is the e-mail. Chicken invaders cool game! 3 stars. www.interactionstudios.com for the game!
yo momma jokes - add some too!? Yo momma so old, she babysat yoda Yo momma so nasty, I told her to come outside and play catch so she got on her knees and opened her mouth Yo momma so fat, she sells shade in the desert I saw your momma on unsolved mysteries, not coz someone's killed but coz no-ones done it yet yo momma so fat, people jog around her for excercise Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. your momma so nasty, she filled out an application to become a prositute but they said she was over qualified your momma so nasty, she put wheels on her knees so she could be mobile on the job yo momma so old her social security number is 1 ADD SOME MORE (NO OFFENSIVE GIVEN) JUST PURELY YO MOMMA JOKES.
Give me the best yo momma jokes you know.? Tell me your funniest yo momma joke.
Funny Yo Momma Jokes, got any!? Wus up yall, i'm just wondering if yall know any good Yo Momma jokes. im board and i love hearing those kinda jokes. I have a few ... Yo Momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl Yo momma so old and ugly shes the reason the dinosaurs are gone Yo momma so fat the government gave her belt a name; Equator # 2 Yo momma so ugly Kingkong sued her for doing a bad impression of him Yo DADDY so stupid he married Yo Momma! Yo Momma so stupid that when she took a vacation and saw a sign that said Seaworld Left, she turned around and went home I saw Yo momma holding a pig under her arm, i went up to her and said "hey where did you win that?" the pig looked up and said "the fair." Yo momma so ugly she walked into public and everyone was thinking "wow Halloween came early this year" Yo momma so stupid she walked infront of my TV and i missed the next two seasons Yo momma so fat that when she walks into public wearing a red shirt everyone shouts "HEY KOOLAID!" Crud, i mean... Yo momma so Fat that she walked infront of my TV and i missed the next two seasons not so stupid, ma bad LOL i just remembered one ((LOL By the way those are funny yall!)) Yo momma so broke she had to save up just to be poor!
Doez anyone have any good 'Yo Momma' jokes? Dos anyone have any good 'Yo momma'jokes? i want them to be creative and original.
wHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YO MOMMA JOKES? wHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YO MOMMA JOKES OR TELL THEM?, I DON'T GET THEM OR GET IT. DON'T YOU ALL REALIZE THAT THOSE JOKES ARE DOWN GRADING TO THE WOMEN WHO GAVE YOU ALL BIRTH AND TO THE WOMEN THAT YOU MEN ALL MARRIED WHO HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN, AND HONESTLY WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE SAYING THAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHERS OR WIFES THAT GAVE YOU BIRTH OR YOUR CHILDREN LIFE? TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SAYING THESE JOKES SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!! AND TO THOSE WHO ARE LIKE ME GOOD FOR YOU TO HONNOR YOUR MOTHERS AND WIFES.MOTHER'S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY SO REMEMBER TO DO SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL FOR ALL THE MOM'S OUT THERE AND PLEASE STOP DOWN GRADING THE WOMEN AND MOTHERS WITH YO MOMMA JOKES.
anti yo momma jokes? ok i am asking again because people are not getting it. i want some anti yo momma jokes. things like yo momma is so careful that when she herd that 90 percent of accidents happen in your home she moved out. you know,good things about my momma put in yo momma joke form. i don't actually mean my momma. an anti yo momma joke about any momma. things like yo momma is so nice that she wouldn't steal second base at a softball game.
anyone have any "Yo' momma" jokes? any funny jokes you can think of, preferably yo' momma jokes (eg your momma's so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of starvation) but can be other jokes too
Do You Have Good Yo Momma Jokes? Do you know a great yo momma joke? If you do write it here and get a best answer!!!
Give me some 'Yo Momma' Jokes Please? Here is my Fav..... Yo momma is so ugly, she could make Ray Charles flinch Remeber, it's just a joke
What Is The Best Yo Momma Joke? What is the best Yo Momma joke to you? You can have more than one. The best one wins 10 points!
Yo Momma jokes......? I need to be prepared.
Give us your best yo' momma joke? Mines is; your mums so fat dora cant explore her and your mums so fat she broke a branch off the family tree. P.S. do not get offended.
The funniest Yo Momma Joke?!? What do you think it is?
Yo Momma Jokes LOL ? Hey im 17 years old and im thinking on being a comedian in a few years . So i have thought of a few yo momma jokes. Some i got from others and the rest i made up .Tell me what you think. ( yo momma jokes wont be in my material). Yo momma is like a 2008 cadillac escalade ; big , black and room enough for 6 construction workers inside. Yo momma is so nasty ; she has had more musicians inside her than a i-pod. Yo momma is so poor; she used to breast feed you kool-aid. Yo momma is so fat ; She uses diet soap.
Does any1 know any good yo momma jokes.? i need some good yo momma jokes. plz be funny.
who knows a leat a list of about 50 blonde/yo momma and fat jokes? The area i currently live in all relies on how funny you are so please help !
Make the funniest Yo Momma jokes? Who ever make the funniest Yo Momma jokes get 10 points.
Yo Momma Jokes!!? I absolutely love yo momma jokes, and I also love the show on MTV. I will have a little competition between everyone who answers this question to see who can give me the best yo momma joke(s), and whoever's is the best, i will give best answer to!
Yo Momma Jokes question? Any new Yo Momma Jokes? I find youtube about Yo Momma and also Chuck Norris jokes. You guys think his funny?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-79V8TbQMc
Yo momma jokes? No offense? Let me hear your best yo momma jokes? Here's mine. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and take notes. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. yo mama so fat she went into the ocean and all the whales started singn' "we are family!"
rate these best yo momma jokes? rate these jokes from 1-10 1) yo momma so fat not even dora can explore her 2) yo momma so old her memory is in black and white 3 yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it 4) yo momma so ulgy she like geicho even a cave man can do it 5) yo momma so ugly ur dad dropped her off at work and got a ticket for littering 6) yo momma so poor people rob her house for practice 7) yo momma like a vacum she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet 8) yo momma ugly ur dad takes her work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye 9) yo momma teeth are so crooked when she smiles it looks like she throwing gang signs 10) yo momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing now
anti-yo momma jokes? can anyone make up some anti yo momma jokes. you know, the opposite of yo momma jokes.
what r some good YO MOMMA JOKES.....example....yo momma is so ugly she made ans onion cry...examples inside? it can be yo momma fat jokes,yo momma ugly jokes,poor,or stupid jokes....i know kwite a bit butt i want 2 know more...
any yo momma jokes? hey do u have a joke or a yo momma joke tell me please and NO OLD MOMMA JOKES only if their funny thx one of my fav is yo momma such a whore i asked her can i spend the night she said shure i asked her what is for dinner she hoped on the tablle and spread her legs and said dig in!:}
yo momma jokes..at school we hav? these like contests to see who has the best yo momma jokes and i want come up with some good ones...
yo momma jokes!!!? help!!!? if you have yo momma jokes please answer
your best "yo momma" jokes? what are your best yo momma jokes?
Does anyone know any yo momma jokes? 10 points for best one!? Does anyone know any yo momma jokes? 10 points for best one!
Do you have any "yo momma jokes"? Post your best "yo momma" jokes, lets have a great laugh
Yo momma jokes plz!? List ALL of the "yo momma" jokes! and Blonde jokes ! Good riddles too
You guys got any good Yo Momma jokes? I need some good Yo Momma jokes.
Good Yo Momma Jokes? wanting some good yo momma jokes
if you like yo momma jokes :D? hmmm. some people told me these jokes, and i think they are pretty good. how about you? yo mommas so poor, robbers rob her house just for practice yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund yo mommas so old, she knew mr. clean when he had an afro yo mommas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk yo mommas breath is so bad, she needs prescription tic-tac yo mommas so dirty, the Swamp Thing even insisted she take a shower. yo mommas so fat, she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates. yo mommas so big, i swerved to miss her, but i ran outta gas yo mommas so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!! yo momma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night. and this one i thought was extra funny :D **yo momma so ugly, when she cries, the tears go to the back of her head because they are scared of her face** me n my friend thought of them. what do you think?
got any yo momma jokes? my older brother and i always do yo momma jokes and he always has better ones. got any really good ones. if u do plz tell............
any good yo momma jokes? yo momma jokes
best of yo momma jokes (remix)? tell me some yo momma jokes u no and the one that makes me laugh gets the best answer... !!LET the games begin!!
Whats your best yo momma jokes? Tell me your best yo momma jokes! i'm looking for the absolute best!
yo momma jokes, "thats what sshe said" jokes? what was your best joke yo mamma: my english teacher was talking about vegitarians, a boy said yo momma is a vegitarian, i said she cant be a vegetarian , vegitarians dont eat MEAT ooooo.. Thats what she said: my girlfreind (talking about algebra 2 , "that was soo hard" , me: "thats wat she said" oooooo
Can you please help me add some more good yo momma jokes to my list? Here are my yo momma jokes that I have so far. 1. Yo momma is so fat that I can see her blue sweater in the sky. 2. Yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code. 3. Yo momma is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen the rats start screaming. 4. Yo momma is so fat, that she takes a lot of space on MySpace. 5. Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind children cry 6. Yo momma is so old that she had a pet trilobite. 7. Yo momma is so stupid that she tells yo momma jokes to her own daughter. 8. Yo momma is so fat that she caused the big bang to happen. Then BOOM!! Here is the universe!! What do you all think? Do you have anymore that you can add to my list????
any1 know any yo momma jokes? i need some yo momma jokes fast know any
who can top my yo momma jokes?? your momma's so fat and nasty that she told me to clear her a seat and i wiped my face off for her, i mean, awwww gross, your mommas so fat that i gave her a mustache ride, whyyy??? and finally, your mommas so fat that i had sex with her and i am your father, sick??!!! who keeps stealing my keyboard and ruining my yo momma jokes, what the f?? who's writing that?? i'll get you, you little prozac bottle, you!! llmrq4, here's one for you, yo mommas so old that when she walks into history class, dust comes out from under her skirt, badda bing!! noni is a pimp, plus telling the truth!!
can you think of better yo momma jokes? can you think of any better yo momma jokes than these?: "Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said Levi's." "Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!" "Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out."
i need help! with some yo momma jokes? im going to my cuzins house tomarrow and id lyk to crack up some yo momma jokes can u guys help me out iwth some!?
Pirate "Yo Momma" Jokes? Ok, so I was thinking about the success of the Pirate movies, you know which movies I'm talking about, and I started thinking about crossing cultures a little. I came up with a few pirate yo momma jokes and wonder what you guys will come up with. Arrg...you're mother be so fat that the crew uses her as an anchor! Arrg... you're mother be so fat that the captain be using her for harpoon practice! Arrg... you're mother be so fat that her skivvies double for sails in a squall!!
Do you know any yo momma jokes? the best "yo momma" joke gets the points
Do you think Yo Momma jokes are played out? Do you think we should continue to tell Yo Momma jokes? Yo Momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo Momma so black she dissolves in the shade. *Feel free to post your own Yo Momma joke at the end of your answer.*
are these good yo momma jokes? yo momma is so ugly she scared the three blind mice away. Yo mommas so fat someone said lets play around the world and she said alright I just gotta take a few steps.Yo momma is so dumb an orange juice container said concentrate so she looked at it for 2 hours. Yo mommas so dumb she went to take a drivers test and showed up with a bicycle. Yo mommas vagina is so nast they make people eat it on fear factor.
Best yo momma jokes!? What is (in your oppinion) the greatest yo momma joke ever created :O if ya dont know any make one up :P
Does anyone know any good & original yo momma jokes? I want to know if there are some funny ones I haven't heard yet.
how do you make up yo momma jokes im to nice? lol i want to make some up that are good. is this one good yo momma so fat she occupied the pacific ocean
How about these yo momma jokes? yo momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets yo momma is so nasty she cleans her cottage cheese covered panties and her oatmeal covered bra in the sink how bout that?
What are your favourite yo momma jokes??? my fav 1s are??? Yo momma is so dumb she looked at an orange carton for 2 hours, jst bcoz it said concentrate!!! I saw ur mum kicking a can, i asked her what are you doing n she sed im moving house!!!
What are your favorite yo momma jokes? Here's mine: Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! *in a singsongy voice* I am rubber and you are glue yo mommas a ho and so are you! Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat @ss. Yo momma's @ss is so hairy, at the elections I asked her who she was voting for, she pulls down her pants and says "Bush!" Yo mommas so fat she went swimmin in the Gulf of Mexico, farted, and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina!
Yo Momma Jokes II? Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito. Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! Yo momma's so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds. Yo momma's so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes. Yo momma's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock? Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it! Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the stereo. Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl. Yo momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone. Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Feel free to post your own as well. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out! Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma's so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her. Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares! Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face. Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma! Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back! Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo momma jokes come on give me some more? Here is one for you try to beat it and i will choose the best Whats the difference between yo momma and gas prices?? gas prices keep going up on the public where as yo momma keeps going down on the public
Can you make a good Yo Momma jokes? 1) Yo momma so poor that she can't afford to live. 2) Yo momma so fat that she weight herself, the scale said to be continue. 3) Yo momma so ugly that she was the wife of the boogyman and boogyman divorce her for being way too ugly. 4) Yo momma so stupid that she said YMCA spelled MACY.
What do U think about these yo momma jokes..? Yo momma so black, she puts fingerprints on charcol. Yo momma so fat, If it was a fire, and they said "hall asss", she would have to make 10 trips. I saw yo momma kickin' cans, I said;"what u doing", she said;"moving". Yo momma so black, when she walks into the kitchen, the skillets start giggling. Yo momma shops @ walgreens. Yo momma looks like Cedric the Entertainer. Yo momma teeth so yellow, Cars slow down, when she smiles..
Yo momma jokes anyone? Just make sure they aren't any of mine. Yo momma is so poor when she was kicking an empty can down the road I asked her what she was doing, she said, " I'm movin'! " Yo momma is so fat when she went to Japan the Sumo Wrestlers came up to her singing, " We are family! " Yo momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo momma is so dumb she stared at a juice carton because it said 'concentrate'. Yo momma is so fat, each time she walks by the t.v. I miss 2 seasons of Naruto. Yo momma is so fat no one else could get a seat on the bus. Can you compete with that?
Yo momma jokes ^.^.........? Yo momma is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, michael jackson popped out and said "WHOA!" Yo momma is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods was a forest Yo momma is so fat when she eats french fries, she eats the french people instead yo momma is so fat and old when God said "Let there be light!" he told her to move her @ss out of the way Yo momma is so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids, she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE" Yo momma is so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rock Yo momma is so fat when she wears a T-shirt with an "X" on her back, helicopters try to land on her Yo momma is so fat she make shamu look like a tic-tac Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her father said "yes, lets go bury it" Yo momma is so stupid she thought a Quaterback was a refund Yo momma is so fat she plays hop-scotch like this... NewYork, LA, Chicago Enjoy the jokes! weeeeeee
my yo momma jokes good? well i dont care if you say there bad coz they are awesome! yo momma so fat she has to drink diet water. yo momma like a christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her. yo momma like a shotgun, she like to go bang!
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