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When and how did Chuck Norris jokes start? I've been seeing alot of chuck Norris jokes in youtube, and i wanted to know how did they start. Can you say a few?
How did someone decide that Chuck Norris was a good person to tell jokes about? I don't really understand the reason behind Chuck Norris jokes, why Chuck Norris, and what's the thrill in making fun of him?
Why do people find chuck norris jokes funny? I'll be reading them and sometimes i'll chuckle, but honestly why do people find them funny. I mean who started the chuck norris jokes? Just wondering? And btw i know that most of the comments are going to be all chuck norris jokes, so knock urself out.
How did Chuck Norris jokes get started and why are they funny? When swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.. the water gets Chuck Norris... My friends have started on these Chuck Norris jokes. I'd like to know how/why they started and what makes them funny. I think it's kind of an underground thing right now.. please don't tell chuck I asked this question, he'll round-house kick me and take credit for this question.
What is so funny about Chuck Norris jokes? These two idiots I'm sitting by right now are telling Chuck Norris jokes and laughing at them like they are the funniest things they have ever heard. They're not even funny. They're so stupid.
Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes?Is it new,modern or they have been for a while? Where did it come from?All of a sudden?And why Chuck Norris?Because he's though?Were there other jokes like these about Chuck Norris only demonstrating the thoughness,coolness of other people?And which are those?
How did all these chuck norris jokes start? Some of them are actually hilarious. What is your favorite chuck norris joke or do you have one? Mine is "chuck norris doesnt tea bag women, he sand bags them"
How did the whole idea of Chuck Norris jokes started? I DO NOT want Chuck Norris jokes as an answer.
You know how people always make so many Chuck Norris jokes? People make more Justin Bieber jokes now than they do Chuck Norris ones. His name is more common because of people who hate him. Ironic and sad, isn't it?
why do people make those stupid chuck norris jokes? why do people make those chuck norris jokes? There are definatly other americans who know martal arts, and probobly other famous people too. the silly "chuck norris counted to infinity twice" or "chuck noris orbited the moon' are just wierd. is it really because of the martal arts, or is it something else too?
Who is chuck norris the guy who has all of those jokes? All my friends keep telling me chuck norris jokes when I don't even know who the guy is?
What are your best and funniest Chuck Norris jokes? ppl! we've heard alot about chuck norris! i want to hear ur best chuck norris jokes!
Do you have any good Chuck Norris jokes? I love Chuck Norris jokes. Especially this one: Q: Why doesn't Chuck get strikes while bowling? A: He knocks down one pin & the other nine faint. I really like hearing them. Do you have any? If so, share them!
Who is Chuck Norris and what do those jokes mean? I don't get it. And it makes me feel like an outsider. What the heck.. can someone explain what the chuck norris jokes are about? I googled it and Wikepedia said he served in the army and then became an actor... I don't get why people make jokes.. like "Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter. He's already following you" or weird stuff... that I don't understand one bit. Can someone explain?
Please tell me all the Chuck Norris jokes you know? My friend and I are trying to find as many Chuck Norris jokes as possible, could you help us out? I know it sounds stupid but any answers are appreciated. Thanks in advance!
What's with all the corny Chuck Norris jokes? I saw a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes on places like YA & youtube, & was wondering what's up with that? Is there some inside joke I don't know about? I know he was in martial arts, but these people talk about him as if he's God. I don't get it.
Does Anyone still find Chuck Norris jokes funny? It all started out as a meme... But now you can find middle age men wearing shirts from Kohl's with Chuck Norris Jokes on them. I find them to be unfunny now, but anybody else?
What are your best chuck norris jokes? My friends and i always throw around chuck norris jokes and some are getting a little old. My 2 favorites are - The dinasaurs looked at chuck norris wrong... once - On his birthday chuck randomly choses one kid to be thrown into the sun
Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes? Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes like "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control" or "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.". Is it because of some movie he made or is it because all of his movies are so corny? If so, then why aren't there Steven Seagal jokes??
What's the whole fascination with Chuck Norris jokes? At school many people have been saying lame jokes about Chuck Norris, like; When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris. I still don't understand the point of these jokes, can someone explain please :D
Why are there all these chuck norris jokes if he now looks like a wimp on his commercials? He just looks really old. According to the jokes I may be making the worst mistake of all time. So am I making the mistake. But I think I may give good old chuch norris a run for his money in a fight.
What do you think of these Chuck Norris jokes? 1. Chuck Norris doesn't go to heaven, heaven goes to Chuck Norris. 2. Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. 3. Before turning cars have to first look both ways for Chuck Norris. 4. When the bank needs help keeping their money safe they go to Chuck Norris. 5. The last time Chuck Norris cried a flood swept the Earth for 40 days and 40 nights. 6. Chuck Norris drinks a glass of oil every day to lubricate his nerves of steel. Which ones do you think are funny and which ones arent?
why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes? What is the point of taking ordinary jokes and putting Chuck Norris's name in them?
What are your favorite Chuck Norris jokes? My 3 favorite are the following: Chuck Norris has never seen the movie 300, because it was inaccurate in its story, why would Chuck Norris need 299 men to defeat an Army? Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick. God created jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it. Lets here some of your favorites!
What are some funny Chuck Norris jokes? Just some funny Chuck Norris jokes to tell my boyfriend?
What are some of your most favorite Chuck Norris jokes? some of mine are: -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck norris has a night light, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris. -Chuck Norris knows what Willis was talking about got anymore amazing ones?
What are some good chuck norris jokes? What are some good chuck norris jokes?
What do you honestly think of Chuck Norris jokes? I think they are over rated. People over use them and take them way to seriously. Chuck Norris isn't God. He's just an actor.
Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes going around? Do not answer this question with another Chuck Norris joke please.
What's the point of these Chuck Norris jokes? I've been hearing people saying these lame jokes like "Chuck Norris can hear sign language" or "Chuck Norris can see braille" What's the point of this? I don't get it?
Does Anyone Know Any Chuck Norris Jokes? Im looking for some funny Chuck Norris jokes. Like if Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more money than you.
What are some of the best Chuck Norris jokes you've heard? yes, there are quite a few dumb ones out there, but there ARE some funny ones. my personal favorites are: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
What are some of your favourite Chuck Norris jokes? Mine's: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
What are some jokes about Chuck Norris? I just wanted to know some chuck norris jokes, that I can pull on my friend. Thank You :)
How did Chuck Norris Facts Jokes start? Sure if i joke about chuck norris, i'll turn to a stone. These things are facts but jokes. But WHY?
When did the Chuck Norris jokes start? Like my friend said "if Chuck Norris performed in the movie 300 it would be called 1"
Why do people make so many Chuck Norris jokes? And if you have any jokes about him, please feel free to share.
what are the best Chuck Norris Jokes you have ever heard? The best one i have heard is. JFK was never assassinated. someone shot at at JFK, Chuck Norris deflected the bullet, and in sheer amazement JFK's Head Exploded.
can someone give me really funny chuck norris jokes? here are some i know chuck norris mom does not give him a bedtime. chuck norris gives his mom a bed time i have 5 dollars and chuck has 5 dollars. who has more money? chuck because he can kick it out.
can someone explain these chuck norris jokes to me? 1. chuck norris doesn't do exploratory factor analysis, he tells the data how many factors to be. 2. when chuck norris gathers survey data from 3 people hanging around a liquor store, it is a probability sample 3. when chuck norris correlates weight with any other variable, R always equals 1. if you dont know all 3, and only 1 or 2, still answer please.this is for extra credit in my stats class.
Does anyone have any made up Chuck Norris jokes? I need some made up chuck norris jokes? something original. PLEASE!
Chuck Norris Jokes... How did it all start? What is the story? I'm a fan of all these Chuck Norris Jokes :-) But I just wonder, how did it all start??? Who made Chuck the toughest S.O.B. on the planet? I really want to know the history on why I'm laughing at jokes like... "Chuck Norris never flushes the toilet.... he scares the s.h.i.t. out of it" :-)
How do i cancel chuck norris jokes from chacha? they send me a message every night and it is really annoying. help?
Any Chuck Norris Jokes You Have in Mind? Do you have any Chuck Norris jokes? Mine: Chuck can fly whenever he wants. Gravity is not stupid enough to hold him down. Mine #2: Chuck finds nothing funny about chuckling. Mine #3: Chuck hates Chase Bank. He prefers if the money's already captured. All of your jokes are funny like mine. Keep it up! Except CHEF FOGHORN
Where can I find the best Chuck Norris jokes?!? I'm looking for some great Chuck Norris jokes. What are the best websites where I can find them? Thanks.
Why do people keep on saying chuck norris jokes or saying "Thats what she said? Is todays society stupid to copy things they see on TV I know this jokes came from TV. The jokes are not even funny it just makes yourself look ignorant. I hear it everywhere at the school,mall,on youtube Its just getting plain annoying We didnt have these stupid jokes in the 80s or 90s Why bring this nonsense up in the 2000s
Poll - What are your favourite Chuck Norris jokes? Be creative and think of new ones. 1. Chuck Norris cant masturbate without ripping his dick off. 2. Chuck Norris has a beard cuz no razor is dumb enough to touch him. 3. As a foetus Chuck Norris kicked through his mothers stomach and put his face against the hole in a "here's Johnny" moment. 4. Chuck Norris impregnates girls by kicking them in the vagina.
What the hell do people find so goddamn funny about Chuck Norris jokes? Seriously like wtf do u people fund so funny saying he can do impossible stuff is not funny it's just incredibly annoying I just don't get it am I retarded or something because whenever someone makes those jokes I feel like shooting someone WHAT IS IT?!!
How did the Chuck Norris jokes start? What started this craziness?
What are your best Chuck Norris jokes? Anyone know any Chuck Norris jokes?
I know Im late but why does everyone make all these chuck norris jokes? okay so i ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS see chuck norris jokes. I dont understand the point of them, did he make some comment and everyone looks at him differently now? i dont understand why they make them? i mean they are hilarious dont get me wrong but im just wondering why? thanks :) please be nice
Who else is tired of Chuck Norris jokes? Here comes the horribly ironic Chuck Norris jokes.
Any one have any new Chuck Norris jokes? Any one have any new Chuck Norris jokes?
Spiritually speaking why do I think Chuck Norris jokes are funny? I've tried to repent, honest. After so many years, I still giggle at them. Why? How can I cleanse my soul of these terrible jokes? BQ: Do sharks really look forward to Chuck Norris week every year?
Are atheist myths like those Chuck Norris jokes like he created gravity? And do they have funny holidays? I'm just wondering how we can have a little more fun in our dreary rational, logical, empirical lives.
How well will benifit Huckabee to apeal to younger people with the Chuck Norris jokes and being on Colbert? By asking Colbert to be his running mate.
how did the whole Chuck Norris jokes start? and why him? i think they're funny, but i was just wondering?
Can someone give me some really funny chuck norris jokes? I hear them all the time but I don't feel like looking all over the internet for them.
Whats Up With People And Chuck Norris Jokes? I keep hearing these Chuck Norris jokes.... and I dont get what their going on about?
Does anyone have any good Chuck Norris Jokes? Ive run out of chuck norris jokes. Does anyone have any hilarious ones? thank you
POLL - What are your favourite Chuck Norris jokes? Be creative and make up new one's. 1. Chuck Norris impregnates girls by kicking their vaginas. 2. Chuck Norris can't masturbate without ripping his dick off. 3. Chuck Norris has a beard because no razor is dumb enough to touch him. 4. Chuck Norris kicked through his mothers stomach when he was an embryo and that was his exit hole.
what are some chuck norris jokes? I want to know some chuck norris jokes.
What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes? I see a lot of random Chuck Norris answers on Y!A so I'm wondering if there's some sort of inside joke, or is it just some people's way of saying he's overrated.
What are some funny Chuck Norris jokes? I have run out of chuck norris jokes, and ya, thats just about it
Whats the deal with chuck norris jokes? People always make references to chuck norris, whats up with that?
Who started the Chuck Norris jokes? Do you think Chuck likes them? Seriously, I would like the jokes like that about me for a little bit, but then I would get pissed off.
What are some funny Chuck Norris jokes/statements? My friend and I are having a Chuck Norris contest and I am running out of things to say! HELP!!!!!
Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris jokes? I just wanted to find some more.
why is there so many chuck norris jokes? i cant figure out why there are so many chuck norris jokes. i know who he is but why do people make jokes about him, is he special
Does anyone know good and funny Chuck Norris jokes? I need some. So can you please tell me some funny ones or have a website?
Can someone explain to me about Chuck Norris jokes? Why there are so many jokes about him? From American culture perspective, I do not understand why he was singled out? What so funny about him or things that he does? I saw his movies, I saw re-run of "Walker, The Texas Ranger". He is the master of karate art. What gives? I am just curious since I do not reside in US.
When did the Chuck Norris jokes start? Who started them? And when did they become so popular.
what are some chuck norris jokes you know? i know a few but I'm bored and i want to see some more. me and my brother want to make a movie filled with chuck norris jokes <33333 plz help
tell me as many chuck norris jokes as you can? whoever gives me the most (even if your making them up on the spot) chuck norris jokes gets ten points. sounds reasonable, right?
Can anyone explain to me chuck norris jokes? i really don't get it at all can you please explain?
Where did Chuck Norris jokes come from? I'm always hearing these jokes about Chuck Norris (yes, i know who he is) but I don't really get them...where did they come from? Did somebody just make up a website with all of these jokes or what? Or did Chuck himself start them?? Thankies!! Oh, and please don't answer my question with just another Chuck Norris joke.
do you know any good Chuck Norris jokes? i just really wanna know some good ones. the only good one i know is Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch..he decides what time it is thanx!
Why do Polish people tell lots of jokes about Chuck Norris? I used to work with some Polish people. They used to tell me jokes that were popular in Poland. Many of them involved Chuck Norris, and they weren't very funny - or at least I didn't think so, they roared with laughter! What is behind this national obsession?
Chuck Norris jokes 10 points for funniest ones? I really don't know why I find these jokes funny but ehre are some, feel free to add some if you want 10 points for funniest one!! There is no such thing as a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more money that you Chuck Norris can lead the donkey to the water and make it drink
What are the best Chuck Norris jokes you know? i have a Chuck Norris joke-off with a few of my guy friends and they think i won't win bcuz im a girl! i need as many good jokes as possible! and also would you plz check to c if your joke is repeated or not cuz i dont want the same joke 50 times. =) thanks!
Anyone rememeber any good Chuck Norris jokes? Ok, i know the're pretty old but they are funny as, so anyone remember any good ones like Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, or Chuck Norris doenst do press ups, he pushes the world down! Or Chuck Norris can tell it's not butter, lets hear them
Gimme your best Chuck Norris jokes? Like There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. Best jokes gets Best Answer!
Have you got any good Chuck Norris jokes? Like: Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, when he came back they were just the Islands. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he just pushes the world up and down. got any more?
When are these Chuck Norris jokes going to go out of style? They're so 2005.
tell me some good jokes on chuck norris? my bro. just got a joke chuck norris book i would like to hear a few more.
Why do people think Chuck Norris jokes are funny? They're so sad. You people need to get a life and stop using these internet jokes to death. I knew I'd get this... Jack Bauer is better than Chuck Norris
Why does everyone always make jokes about Chuck Norris? Every time i hear a joke its mostly about Chuck Norris. Why do people always joke about him?
I just saw a question asking if anyone is sick of Chuck Norris jokes. That's Blasphemy!? Does anyone have any sweet Chuck Norris jokes?
Can you people give me some chuck norris jokes? I'm making a huge list of almost every norris joke in the world. I need your help. Please tell me all of the funniest and best chuck norris jokes you can. Please type your comment neatly.
What is the funniest Chuck Norris jokes/facts you've heard? Here is one I thought was funny: "Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands."
Top Ten Best Chuck Norris Jokes? In your own personal opinion, what would you say are the top ten best Chuck Norris jokes?
My Clearly retarded friend doesnt get chuck norris jokes!!!? Well, my best friend is blonde- God bless her soul- anyway, im telling her these hilarious chuck norris jokes, and she's all like " who is chuck norris and why are those supposed to be funny? how do i explain to her why those are funny? and could you include some funny chuck jokes in your answers? See that one, the 5th one to answer??? Thats her.... but i love her anyway
Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes on Yahoo Answers? What is this obsession with Chuck Norris all about?
Got any more Chuck Norris Jokes to add on to these? - Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands. When he came back, it was The Islands. - Ford created a new truck. It had 3 gears; slow, fast, and Chuck Norris - You know how children check their closets for the Boogeyman? Well, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. - If Jesus can walk on water, the Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Honestly, what is so great about these random Chuck Norris jokes? ...if you don't know what I'm talking about, then don't answer. People have so many different "jokes" related to him, some people treat him like a great deity, and some people claim he could win any battle....what's up with all that? I know he was on that Walker show, but that doesn't really prove that he has mad martial art skills to be the star of adolescent humor.
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Why does everyone make jokes about chuck norris? LOl chuck norris is funny and whoever answers my question and adds the funnies chuck norris joke gets 10 points. btw ive herd tones of jokes only counts if i havnt herd the joke
What's up with all the Chuck Norris jokes? Why do people make fun of him all the time? Who is he?
What are some good chuck norris jokes? anyone got any good chuck norris jokes?
Where do Chuck Norris jokes originate from? When did this whole thing start? Why are Chuck Norris jokes so popular? What's the whole big thing about it?
Lets start a Chuck Norris jokes chain? Ill go first.....Chuck Norris can believe its not butter=p
Can you tell me some Chuck Norris jokes? Everyone i know lately have been telling Chuck Norris jokes. Can you think of any funny ones? the best joke gets 10 points.
where/when did chuck norris jokes come about? what's so good about chuck norris? i keep reading all these funny jokes about how strong and stuff he is but I can't really laugh at them because i don't get it....
Can anyone tell me some yo mamma jokes or chuck norris jokes?? xDD? YO MAMMA JOKES OR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES PLEASE?? =) BTW CHECK MAII OTHER QUETION ITS A EMERGENCY THANKOO
Who else finds chuck norris jokes funny? all my friends just stare at me when i tell them the jokes.i think there hilarious i love i can laugh for hours.whats your favorite chuck norris joke? my favorite most people wear superman pajamas, superman weras chuck norris pajamas and chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
I need some good Chuck Norris Jokes Me and my mates have been looking at chuck norris jokes and we like them so can you give me some. :)
Are there seriously people who think Chuck Norris jokes are funny, and if so, what is wrong with them_? They are becoming a real pain in the a{{, but people insist on using them. Why!!!!!
This Chuck Norris joke made me laugh really hard! Do you have any good ones? Okay, I JUST got into Chuck Norris jokes, and I found this one, and I thought it was just fantastic: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Do you have any good ones?
why are chuck norris jokes funny? first of all, who is chuck norris, what does he do, why are jokes about him so funny, my friends think he is funny and i want to know why
What are the newest Chuck Norris jokes? What are the newest or funniest Chuck Norris jokes? I don't even know who he is, I just heard him from my science teacher...
Chuck Norris!!!? Chuck Norris jokes are funny as hell.... There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can win a game of ConnectFour in only three moves. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris doesn't read books... He stares them down until he gets all the information he wants. Chuck Norris does not sleep... He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up... He's pushing the earth down. Any other funny ones out there?
What started Chuck Norris Jokes? I love 'em, some are really funny, but I've always wondered, where did they come from? I know that he's an actor and a Martial Artist... but still. Does anyone know where they came from?
ok guys what are yhe best chuck norris jokes u no need some awsome chuck norris jokes
if they put all the chuck norris jokes together, and added some filler, would it be like the bible? can chuck norris walk on water? roundhouse kick the blind into seeing? rise from the dead? roundhouse kick lazerus back to life? ever get the feeling "jesus" was the original "chuck norris?" someday, after the next dark age, are they are going to stumble on a book of chuck norris jokes and have a new messiah?
favorite yo mama/chuck norris/thats what she said jokes.? what are your favorite yo mama jokes? chuck norris jokes? thats what she said?
Good Chuck Norris Jokes? I always laugh at the Chuck Norris jokes! Like "Chuck Norris wasn't born. He punched himself out of the womb." I always find them funny! Does anyone know good Chuck Norris jokes lol?
What are all the jokes about Chuck Norris? I mean they are funny but why choose Chuck as someone to make fun if?
Chuck Norris Jokes!!? A bunch of people I know are obsessed with Chuck Norris, including my math teacher!! :D Got any more jokes? There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can win a game of ConnectFour in only three moves. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. Chuck Norris got his tonsils cut out with a chainsaw. Chuck Norris doesn't read books... He stares them down until he gets all the information he wants. Chuck Norris does not sleep... He waits. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up... He's pushing the earth down. in his spare time, Chuck Norris enjoys knitting sweaters; by knitting he means kicking, and by sweaters he means babies. :( Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
are these funny chuck norris jokes? look at details.? chuck norris is so smart, Stephen hawkings stood up to bow down to him Chuck norris eats pencils and markers for breakfest, and shits out masterpieces chuck norris's dog is trained to pick up it's own poop because chuck norris wont take shit from anyone. if chuck norrris had a dollar and you had a dollar, chuck norris would could your ass and take your dollar chuck norris just pissed your pants chuck norris once inhaled a seagull the great wall of china was modeled after chuck norris's pectoral muscles. this explains the large number of dead Asians buried within the wall. chuck norris eats coal and shits diamonds chuck norris once at a rubik's cube and poop it out solved it never rains on chuck norris chuck norris screwed your wife while u were out on a business trip. TOUGH SHIT it is commonly known that eve was created from the rib of adam, but few know that chuck norris was actually created using adams genitals. when chuck norris farts, it smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls when chuck norris was on a holiday in spain, he ate some bad paella, causing him to take the largest shit known to man. that shit is now france. chuck norris is the only person to kick you in the back of the face chuck norris is where babies come from when the incredible hulk gets angry he turns into chuck norris chuck norris took 3 of every animal on his ark. then he called noah a pussy and roundhouse kicked a minotaur. the movie Rambo: First Blood was inspired by chuck norris's experience as a boy scout alien vs predator was an autobiographical depicition of chuck norris's first sexual experience the symbol for chuck norris in sign language is the middle finger on fire chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad the movie anaconda was filmed in chuck norris's pants when you open up a can of whoop ass, chuck norris comes out chuck norris roundhouse kicked cancer so hard it gave it aids a handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses chuck norris can speak braille chuck norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost chuck norris is so american, he can eat tyranny and shit apple pie chuck norris has braille on his boots so even blind people will know whats coming someone once bet chuck norris he couldnt take a shit on the ceiling. Michelangelo still owe's him ten bucks chuck norris's calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd. no one fools chuck norris rosa parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for chuck norris chuck norris once had an erection while laying facedown, he then struck oil chuck norris cleans the wax out of his ears with a shotgun Mr. T once defeated chuck norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, chuck norris invented racism when superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. when chuck norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an african child to work on his diamond mines. chuck norris is always on top during sex because chuck norris doesnt fuck up death once had a near---chuck norris experience chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits... thanks people's please comment on jokes
Chuck Norris jokes??? 10 pts for best answer? What are the best chuck norris jokes out there? ive heard the same ones over and over and looking for something new
Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris jokes? Just wondering!
Can anyone tell me some yo mamma jokes or chuck norris jokes?? xDD? YO MAMMA JOKES OR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES PLEASE?? =) BTW CHECK MAII OTHER QUETION ITS A EMERGENCY THANKOO
Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris jokes? Does anyone know any like these: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
have any chuck norris jokes? give me your best chuck norris jokes :]
Share some Chuck Norris jokes.? i love chuck norris jokes they are the funniest jokes ever. you should enlighten me whoever has the best one, i'll reward with the best answer button :)
What are some good Chuck Norris jokes? I don't know why but these things make me laugh! Here are a few of my favorite.... 1. Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 4. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and Kill. 5. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… Chuck Norris Goes Killing. 10 points for the best answer.
Got any good Chuck Norris jokes? Tell me your best Chuck Norris jokes. My favorite one will get the 10 points. I like this one: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet; the pool gets Chuck Norrised. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
I love Chuck Norris jokes, what do you think...? is the funniest Chuck Norris joke ever?
Bring me the chuck norris jokes!!!? Ok, seriously tough guy, tell all the Chuck Norris jokes you have.
Would Chuck Norris jokes be more amusing if we substitute Chuck Norris with Bob Ross? Think of your favorite Chuck Norris jokes replace him with Bob Ross.
Whats up with these chuck norris jokes? what started these? i see like so many bumper stickers and flair things on facebook y did he get funny so quick and stuff?
Have you heard any of the Chuck Norris jokes/quotes? I have been to the websites and it cracks me up what people say about Chuck Norris. I just love it!!! Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits Chuck Norris can divide a prime numer; with a roundhouse kick. Have any more good ones?
What Started The Whole Chuck Norris Joke Thing? I didn't follow this pop culture thing in the beginning. What was the pinpoint of all of these Chuck Norris jokes? How did this fad start?
how many chuck norris jokes do you know? This is just for fun, please don't be rude here's the rules of the game:do NOT look for them on other websites now, just tell as many of the ones YOU KNOW. The person with the most gets 5 points.
Got any anti-Chuck-Norris-joke jokes? If you're as sick as I am of people reciting Chuck Norris jokes, you might have come up with some witty retorts. Do tell.
does anyone like the new chuck norris jokes? like chuck norris's tears can cure cancer.....to bad he never cries....ever
Does anyone else still like chuck norris jokes? Even though they are a bit tired, I still find them hilarious
Anyone have any really good Chuck Norris jokes??? super funny Chuck Norris jokes please - love them!!!
Best Chuck Norris Jokes? I love Chuck Norris jokes. There are hilarious!..what are your favorites?
New Chuck Norris jokes? Chuck Norris doesn't "keep it real." Reality keeps itself Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris's motto is "a$$-kickin' good." KFC tried to sue him, but he broke their copyright in half with one kung-fu grip. To this day, all KFC's will cross the street when they see Chuck Norris. You know why it's the Golden Arches and not the Gold Rainbow? Chuck Norris. Even Chuck Norris jokes are scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is not allowed to sit in the side aisles on airplanes. His body is so dense, the plane is thrown off balance. Chuck Norris seldom flies anymore. His entire body is on the "restricted items" list. When Chuck Norris was a baby and couldn't roundhouse kick, he killed people with his beard. Chuck Norris isn't allowed in vegas anymore. He always hits on 21 and gets blackjack. He also kills anyone he sees playing baccarat, because baccarat is for wusses like James Bond. Chuck Norris loves ballet, especially when it's down and bloody and oozing through his fingers. Everyone thinks Chuck Norris cured cancer, aids, and hunger. They're wrong. He _killed_ them, not _cured_ them. Chuck Norris' favorite movie is E.T. because he wants to break his personal record of breaking someone's neck in 18 places with one roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris' favorite song is one that wasn't written by somebody he's killed, which leaves "The ABC song." Chuck Norris doesn't bother with sticks when he makes a fire. He just stares at it. He also doesn't use fire for barbecues. He just roundhouse kicks the cow until it's medium rare. A1 steak sauce is not "that important" to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris went to China once but they only eat rice. Chuck Norris doesn't eat rice. So, he roundhouse kicked himself to Australia's Outback Steak house. Chuck Norris once jumped off the Empire State building. That's why New York is an island today. Carrot Top was once roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Pretty obvious, isn't it? Chuck Norris is the champion of the Pepsi Challenge. Forever. Chinese people think Chuck Norris is a god. Chuck Norris allows the smart people to live. Chuck Norris tried to learn Tai Chi, but he killed too many people in slow motion. Chuck Norris doesn't shop at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart shops at Chuck Norris. A mugger shot Chuck Norris 28 times in the head once. Chuck Norris laughed for so long that the mugger died of old age. Chuck Norris walked into a bar and roundhouse kicked the bartender, killing him. Then, at one of the tables, he roundhouse kicked a priest, a rabbi, and an Irishman. At the next table, he killed a blonde and her mother-in-law. Chuck Norris himself will admit he's not good at telling jokes, if he ever admitted any weakness. Chuck Norris doesn't put his jeans on one leg a time. He roundhouse kicks it into submission until they meekly crawl up his legs. You know why Chuck Norris doesn't like the Internet? He can only roundhouse kick somebody one at a time. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a tree in the forest. It fell and there was nobody around to hear it. Chuck Norris heard it. It said, "Ow." Chuck Norris runs with scissors because only he can. Chuck Norris is always suprised when he catches a bullet with his teeth. Usually, they go down without a hassle. Chuck Norris sued James Cameron for using his image without permission in Terminator 2. Chuck Norris lost the court case, which is why the Titanic really sank. Chuck Norris has a lot of respect for Bruce Lee...because he survived. The only thing that could harm Chuck Norris is bad publicity...until he killed it. Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his belly, and jerk off at the same time. You know what is Chuck Norris' motto? Staring. You know the story of "Around the World in 80 days"? Chuck Norris went around the world 80 times in one day. Barefoot. A tribe of forest elves lives in Chuck Norris' beard. They don't make cookies. Only wuss elves make cookies. These elves make plutonium. Chuck Norris used to work at Disneyland as a teenager. His beard was one of their rides until the "accident" that killed 30 wuss boy scouts.
Chuck Norris Jokes? I LOVE Chuck Norris jokes, so ten points to whoever posts the best chuck norris joke Here are some to start it off: Chuck Norris had a heart attack, and the heart lost Chuck Norris can count to infinity..... twice A roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
uhhh i dont get the chuck norris jokes.? uhhh i dont get the chuck norris jokes....on testriffic.com lol if sum one told me why then i would probably get it... btw im kinda ..........no wait i am slow
Can you help me to compile a list of Chuck Norris Jokes? Any clean joke about Chuck Norris would be great.
chuck norris jokes plz? i want to hear the best chuck norris jokes if u can send me a chuck norris joke that i have never heard that is FUNNY i will select ur answer as best answer. can u tell me one that i have never heard before?
What are some Chuck Norris jokes you know? Chuck Norris's tears are the cure for cancer; to bad he never cries
Why are Chuck Norris jokes so funny? I mean, why do the jokes have to be about him? They could just as well be about Jackie Chan, so why Chuck? & What makes them so funny?
spiritually speaking...What are some Good Chuck Norris Jokes? I love chuck norris jokes
Chuck Norris jokes please!? Please just tell me as many Chuck Norris jokes as u know. There could be ten points in it for you!!!.
Long List of Chuck Norris Jokes? Can anyone find me a long list of chuck norris jokes please? The person who can find the longest list will get the best answer.
What is your favorite Chuck Norris jokes?? one of my favorite ones is.......The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s @ss halfway through the first chapter.
any good chuck norris jokes? who knows some hilarious chuck norris jokes? funniest one gets BA.
What do you think of these Chuck Norris Jokes? Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours. Chuck Norris doesn’t consider it sex if the woman lives There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them. God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground.. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris’s nutsack. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris’ sperm is so energetic that when he busts… Well, I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to. Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. He then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium with his beard. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
why isnt there any chuck norris jokes on here? it would be fun to tell people what we know about him and they could learn some new ones =]
Any Chuck Norris jokes?? CHUCK NORRIS ROCKS!!! anyone? Chuck Norris took the 10:00 ride home; he sill refuses to give it back! lol Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. (is the correct way to say it ;)
What are some of your favorite Chuck Norris jokes? Here are some of mine: - Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Walk and kill. - On his birthday, Chuck Norris can blowout the candles by blinking - Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him about the stripper inside. - Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can e-mail you a roundhouse kick. - Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gell. - When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he does not get wet. It is the water who gets Chuck Norris. - It is horses who are hung like Chuck Norris. - There are no disabled people in this world. Only people who have pissed off Chuck Norris. - In a parking lot, a handicapped sign means that this is Chuck Norris' parking spot and you will become handicapped if you use it. - Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom. Classic stuff.
Chuck Norris Jokes Of The Week? Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain. Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close. Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Do you know any good Chuck Norris jokes? Here's a couple: Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Webster will simply change the actual spelling of it.
know any chuck norris jokes? i made these up: Chuck Norris never runs for his life. Life runs for Chuck Norris. The reason Ethiopia is starving is because they accidentally invited Chuck Norris to dinner. When Chuck Norris finds dead bodies by the train tracks, they scream for mercy.
Good Chuck Norris Jokes?(How can these be offensive?)? You guys may have heard ALOT of these before... Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Every night the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has a night light not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him. Chuck Norris's birth stone is Lava. Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair because hair doesn't grow on steel. When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries. There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals that Chuck Norris let's to live. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song. CHuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. These are very few of many
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