Funny Jokes Knowledge Base
Funny Jokes? I write a publication for work every week and need some website with funny jokes... I have already looked on funny.com and jokes2go.com and anything you can find in google, just want some original jokes that are clean and about a paragraph long. Thanks!
funny jokes? do you have any funny jokes for nice people. i mean im writing a speech for one of my coworkers and she's REALLY nice and helpful and im supposed to write a speech about her and i wanna throw in a funy joke about her being so nice or helpful. for example like: "she's so nice that..." something like that. PLEASE PLEASE HELP do your best!
What are some funny jokes to make a guy laugh? Ok so there's this guy I like on facebook and I want to know some funny jokes to tell him or maybe something really funny that he'll be laughing over. Maybe some Yo Mamma jokes or something. Please best answer will get 10 points for the best jokes but No Websites please. I don't want any jokes from a website please use it in ur own words plz.
What are some funny jokes for downtime during my Karaoke DJ gigs? I'm a Karaoke DJ and I was wondering if anybody had some funny quick jokes for keeping up a fun atmosphere at the bars my gigs are at. Feel free to be as dirty as you would like to be. I've found it takes the edge off for nervous people if I crack a quick joke while they are getting ready to go on. So anything I can add to my joke pool would be great.
What are good funny jokes for the bar? I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I am funny?! I feel so awkward when all my friends at the bar tell jokes and I am the only one just sitting there laughing and feel like a loser because I am not funny and I dont want to tell a joke and sound stupid! Any advice? Is it better to sit there quiet and just laugh and be yourself? Alot of jokes I dont get.
What are some funny jokes to tell to your family? My whole family and I are going somewhere via car and to pass the time I want to tell them some jokes. Could you please tell me some funny jokes to tell them, no perverted or dirty jokes please. Thanks
FUNNY Jokes!? How many of each animal did Moses bring on the ark............. Ok , spell ''fort ''4 times, and say it about 7 times,..say it two more times............NOW really fast ''WHAT DO YOU EAT SOUP WTIH!!!!??? ANSWERS:moses never brought animals on the ark!...that was noah!!!! 2. if you said you eat with a fork, .....''thats funny I eat mine with a spoon! OK, you peeps don't think i'am funny, thats ok.......i'll just tell another one,..................................................................................................................................why didn't the chicken cross the road? because he is chicken i mean why didn't the chicken..... ok i have ANOTHER one ....... ok theres this man and God thinks he has done every thing that he asked him to do so he says;"i'll give you i wish And the man said''I want a bridge that leads me every where I want to go''........GOD said'' pick another thing''......................SO he said '' i want to know what woman are thinkng all day every day''...................AND God said ''Want that a two lane or four''...... 1 wish, not i wish
What are funny come-backs or jokes to my friends? Sometimes I argue or just fool around with my friends and I want to know funny jokes against or with them. We are teens so cus if you want to. They can't be 4th grade stuff. I'm talkin about yo mamma teen funny stuff.
Have any funny poems or jokes about winter? I'm getting the winter blues and I think a lot of other people are too. We are all tired of shovelling snow. I would like to send an e-mail with some funny jokes and poems to cheer us all up. If you could post funny jokes and poems about winter that would be wonderful! Thanks in advance.
What are some really funny political jokes? They can be towards Democrats, Republicans, Independents...whatever. It's all in good fun. Pelosi, Reid and Obama are all funny jokes to me. Don't be offended. I mean it in the nicest way :) It's healthy to have a sense of humor....so whatcha got? Bring it.
what are some funny jokes for younger kids to tell? my four 1/2 year old likes to tell jokes but her jokes are usually about poop :( which is not good especially since she is starting school this september so i was wondering if anyone knows so funny jokes that my pre schooler can say/tell?
What are some really funny politcal jokes? They can be towards Democrats, Republicans, Independents...whatever. It's all in good fun. Pelosi, Reid and Obama are all funny jokes to me. Don't be offended. I mean it in the nicest way :) It's healthy to have a sense of humor....so whatcha got? Bring it.
What are some really funny jokes that are school appropiate? I have to tell a joke to my class and I need help. It has to be clean and funny! It needs to make my teacher laugh and the students! The students are around 15 years old and I don't know how old the teacher is... (maybe like 56). I need to make them laugh!
How come the only funny jokes are rude? Or insulting... or disgusting... Like, all these lame "politically correct" jokes are just not funny at all. Why are the only funny jokes about stuff like dead babies, women being in the kitchen, mothers being fat, etc. And why are people so offended by these kind of jokes?
Any funny Jokes that would make someone laugh? Any funny jokes that would make a serious person laugh? My cousin wants to impress a girl by making her laugh. So I don't know any and he doesn't either. So we're sort of trying yahoo answers. Does anyone have any jokes that would make a really serious girl laugh?
FUNNY JOKEs? what is your best joke tell me and i will rate it thanks
What are some funny jokes to trick your friends? I know of some jokes like: "Would you rather be a whale or a matterbaby?" when they ask, "What's a matterbaby?" say "Nothing but thanks for asking ;)". or like, "how do you catch a fish?" fish bait "How do you catch a shark?" shark bait. "How do you catch a salmon?" salmon bait. & go on for a while like this then say "How do you catch an imaster?" imaster bait. verbal jokes that are funny like those. Gullible jokes are funny too but I know the most popular ones. If anyone knows anything, please tell me
What are some good funny social jokes for teens in middle school? I am a middle school student and I would like to meet new people and I would like to make a good 1st impression by having ppl think that I'm funny and cool to hang around with. What would be some good jokes when meeting a new person? Who ever has the least corniest but funniest jokes gets the 10 points. ty
funny JOKES!!!!? when u go to take a shower , what are u going to do first? A: Clothe B:Turn water on C:Pant D:Close door
What's some funny jokes to make this girl laugh? I'm meeting a girl tomorrow what's some funny jokes i could tell to make her laugh? I was thinking about saying ("WHAT'S UP") and then she would say ("NOT MUCH HOW ABOUT YOU") or she'll say ("WHAT'S UP") right back and that's when i say ("THE SKY"). Is that something she might laugh at? Or no it's going to make me look like a loser? But getting back to the question, what's some good jokes i could tell her?
What are funny jokes about celebrities? Just wondering if you knew some like funny jokes to make about celebs?? I had a few ideas but i was just wondering if you had any more?? Thanks for all the help!!!
what are some good riddles and funny jokes? ive been tryin to find good riddles and funny jokes on google, in books, and other stuff but i just cant find any good ones. its to tell to my little sister... she just loves them but all the good ones ive told her and she get tired of it.
Funny jokes???? I need a funny jokes...does anyone know a totally awesome one?????
Does anyone know any good funny jokes? They have to make you laugh so please nothing stupid, silly or dumb. I want hysterical funny hilarious jokes. 10 points goes to the most hysterical funny and hilarious joke. You can tell a story but please make it short and not long and endless.
Do you know any funny jokes for a comedy routine? I'm thinking of doing a comedy routine for my school talent show. I would be performing it in front of 12 and 13-year olds and teachers. I'm thinking of doing it on homework, like excuses for not doing your homework and stuff. Do you have any funny homework jokes or other joke ideas? It's ok if you don't want to tell me them because you don't want someone to steal them but if you wouldn't mind just naming one or two...
good funny jokes about pets for my group wanted? I own a yahoo group which is becomming a very big success. It consists of not only pet talk but also jokes, videos, movies, games, recipes and well just about everything. But lots of members have pets and I would like to post some funny jokes about pets. If you can share any I would be most thankful and if they are funny enough I will post them in my group
i need some funny jokes for my stand up class? i have to find 3 jokes that link together for my stand up class on tuesday. but i'm completely lost for ideas... could you suggest any topics that would be good to write a joke about or any jokes that you particularly find funny? thank you.
What should you do if someone tells you lame jokes and you don't find them funny at all? We have this teacher who tells the lamest jokes and the students laugh to make him happy (or it could be they're stupid and find it funny). But I don't find his jokes funny at all. And so I don't laugh and the other students think I'm anti-social. I just don't feel like kissing someone's behind, that's all. If something's truly funny, I laugh, if it's not, I don't.
Why do people find chuck norris jokes funny? I'll be reading them and sometimes i'll chuckle, but honestly why do people find them funny. I mean who started the chuck norris jokes? Just wondering? And btw i know that most of the comments are going to be all chuck norris jokes, so knock urself out.
Does anyone have some really funny jokes? I'm really bored so I wanna hear some jokes. What's the funniest or stupidest joke you've ever heard? All jokes are welcome whether they be Yo mama jokes or knock knock jokes.
Does anyone know any really funny jokes? Hello :) I'm Megan, and I'm in ninth grade. My mythology teacher wants us to write a joke on a notecard and hand it in so she can read one each day at the start of class. But, I don't really know any funny jokes, and I'm not very funny, so I can't make my own. Can anyone help me find a funny joke thats good for kids my age?
What are some funny jokes about going to the movie theatre? For our school newspaper, my partner and I are doing Summer Releases, and on our page we're getting someone to draw a comic strip. The problem is, she needs a joke about going to the movies, and I've googled and yahooed but can't find any! Can you please help? Thanks so much to whoever helps!
What Are SOME REALLY funny blonde jokes? Im not trying to be mean or anything, but I think their funny. I have friends that are blondes and their in all pre-ap classes. Please oh please don't be mean and make sure their "CLEAN" blonde jokes...Im only 12!
What are some really funny age appropriate jokes? at my school every week we have a day of jokes called funny friday and i want reall good jokes and @ the end put the answer to the joke if there is. OBviOuSlY and im a little slow so if it a kind of complicated joke kind of tell me stuff so i will get it.
anyone know any good, funny, jokes to make high schoolers laugh? im looking for a really funny joke to give to my math class, we have a joke of the day and i was wondering if anyone knew a very funny joke that was on the line of dirty but you can't get in trouble for it. now, it has to be really good, so dont give me any knock knock ones or something!! thanks!
Funny jokes that actually make people laugh? a lot of people in my school are really funny and people love hanging around them for the good time. I'd like to give people the laugh sometimes and not be the one in the crowd. Any jokes?!?!
I need some funny jokes to make me feel better? I don't care what kind of jokes they are. they could be about blondes, cows, chickens, roosters. They could be dirty, clean, muddy, or sweaty...I don't care. Just make me laugh! Put as many jokes as you want.
Where can I find some funny baseball jokes/riddles? Where can I find some funny baseball jokes/riddles? I'm hoping for something mature, like high-school level jokes, not something like Why was it so cold - cuz there were so many fans Also, it would be better if you don't need to have a big understanding of basbeall to understand the jokes Thanks, appreciate it Yeah I tried googling it, not many hits. Anyone actually know any sites w/ baseball jokes?
Why do people find sexual innuendos/sexual jokes so funny? I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I've noticed that most people find sexual jokes/innuendos hilarious. Even I think they are funny, I guess I learned that from everyone around me laughing at them. Why do people love them so much? Is it something in our psychology?
Funny Jokes????????????????????? Hey anyone have any cute jokes about kids learning or seeing sex?? They are really funny. I am not gross or anything but I think those jokes are real funny
What is the best site for funny jokes? I already go to http://www.jokes.comedycentral.com but those jokes are petering out, althoguh they're still funny...plus I can't get he individual ones to load. So any ideas of other sties with mostly funny jokes?
Funny middle age jokes For someone that is turning 50 years old? Do you know any funny jokes for a male that is turning 50 years old? Please share them with me and all of ASK.COM Thanks in advance Sorry to inform you Kitty of your mistake in judgment I am nowhere close to 50 but someone I know is...If it had been for me I would have said so. In addition, your wrong about the assessment you made about there not being jokes about old people, there is just one more thing you can say you learned today.
How did Chuck Norris jokes get started and why are they funny? When swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.. the water gets Chuck Norris... My friends have started on these Chuck Norris jokes. I'd like to know how/why they started and what makes them funny. I think it's kind of an underground thing right now.. please don't tell chuck I asked this question, he'll round-house kick me and take credit for this question.
Short but funny jokes to put in Christmas crackers? Im looking for fairly short jokes to put inside Xmas crackers. Quite like celeb jokes, or jokes with an adult feel not sex ones though, my husband has a fairly edgy humour....close to the bone if you know what I mean.
Know of any jokes or funny acts? My school is doing a comedy show with the drama club, and we need funny acts to act out, or any jokes using props, have any suggestions, or a website i can get some from?
what are some good wesites on funny jokes? i need a website that has funny jokes like blonde and yo mama and there is one website i cant remember that has a joke about superman being drunk and being and ass hole so if you know that website or anyother please let me know!
Anyone have any really funny jokes? I mean REALLY funny Not a cliche or a dumb chicken joke. No knock knock jokes either. I mean a laugh until it hurts kind of joke. And mobroz 20, if that was meant to be hurtful, then up yours!
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