My Funny Picture

Does anyone think these cute cat pictures where the cats misspell everything is funny? There is a cute little kitten, with a sick face, and a ladybug on it's head, and then the caption, "I cant wurk today, I haz uh bug" Who thinks this is funny? Who thinks this is irritating? Who thinks I am just intolerant?

Do you have any funny/cute pictures of your cat(s)? I love looking at funny pictures of people's pets, they really are clowns sometimes! Do you have any funny/cute pictures of your cat(s)? I am not asking for personal pictures of yourselves, just your pets. I was watching my friend's three cats (quiet a handful if i so say so myself) for 2 days and... http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh36ep.jpg I found it to be a funny looking picture and adorable at the same time! And this picture is just cute: http://i42.tinypic.com/1zna64w.jpg

On my 360 page I had a photo album of different funny cat pictures I found on the internet? Nothing dirty or offensive just cute kitten pictures and yahoo deleted the album. WHY??

Help finding cat pictures!?!? I want some cute and funny cat pictures THAT ARE NOT COPYRIGHTED!!!! with captions if Possible, if not find some cute ones and give a a caption you think should be put on there. (they are for a utube video.) ~EDIT~ That's what i do on google but i feel lazy right now and im having trouble finding some. I have cats but my dad won't allow me to borrow his camera =P

I send a cute/funny pic. to my sister back in my hometown every week, any ideas? Normally I send something along the lines of one of those cat pictures with the silly captions. Or something humorous like that. She's 13 so I need to keep it PGish, just send me links to anything funny and I will greatly appreicate it!

Can someone tell me wht sort of cat this is? hey guys... this cat is so cute! i have seen one once but i dont remember the breed... can anyone help me? its fur is short but very thick and soft... sort of velvety? thanks for u help! xx http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-cat-wii-excuse.jpg

Why is the christian god so cruel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9FKn4rKXEY Lucifer is better. But Horus is betterer And my cat the best http://funnybabyanimalphotos.blogspot.com/2008/12/cute-cat-pictures-funny-photos.html

What kind of cat is this? Just wondering what breed of cat the black and white one is. It's too cute!! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cute-kittens-cage.jpg

Need 12 picture Ideas for my cat to build a calender? For Christmas, I want to give my older sister a calender with pictures of her cat in it. She moved to San Francisco and shes lives in a apartment basically that doesn't allow pets, so we take care of her cat. My sister rarely gets to see her and when she does she spends lots of time with her. So I was thinking of getting 12 creative, maybe funny, cute, and just generally nice pictures of the cat, put it in a calender, and have that be one of the many Christmas presents I will give her. Any picture ideas? My sister liked to give the cat a bath about every month, but we don't really give the cat baths so much, and I was thinking maybe we could get a picture of the cat all soapy and wet. =-P lol The cat is skinny and REALLY cute, all black with very small white patches near chest, armpits, and 1 on the stomach, so all you really see is all black. Any picture ideas would be great. I Know she would LOVE it but need some good ideas!!!! Thanks in advance and Merry (Early) Christmas! Thank you everyone for your amazing answers! Thanks for taking the time to write out ideas. I will probably use a bit of each of your answers, but the person with the best answer will probably have the best ideas and creativity and stuff I can easily do. Again, thank you all.

Rate my funny cat? A 3rd grader that I taught this year emailed me and asked me to help her make her cat famous, can you vote on her cat pick, please. A cute request from adairable little sweety. http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2237489

Why do people think cats are so funny? Why is it that people post pictures of cats on websites that have funny pics, vids, etc.(like http://dailyhaha.com/). I understand if people think cats are cute, furry little things. Fine. But its not funny. WHY? i would like to see stuff like this about cats... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w AND http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYoanP_m3E

Where can i buy hats for my cat!? I've been looking online for a while now and I can't find what I'm looking for! I want to buy my friend and a funny hat for her cat. I always see pictures but I can't find anywhere, where I can actually order them!!! I want cute costume ones like hello kitty hats or chicken hats. Pleaase help me!!!

Does you mother send you countless emails... ? of cats doing funny things, cute baby pictures and lousy jokes am i the only one? how often do you reply?

Can you help me find this funny video, of cats playing a rock song? I saw these cute kittens playing guitars, and drums...singing the song "Run for the hills", by Iron Maiden. It was so sweet, but I havn't seen it since. I'd like to find it, to put it on my Myspace. I'd also like to see any other really funny animals pictures/videos...just for giggles! Thanks!

What is something cute that your kitten/cat does? We just got my kitten on monday! She is only 7 weeks (eight weeks tomorrow!) and she already is showing her true colors and her wonderful personality! Don't get me wrong, she drives me crazy sometimes but I wouldn't trade her from the world! My kitten must be intimidated by the water dish because she sticks just her left paw in it while she drinks (then gets mad because its wet! lol). Her favorite toy in the world is my sisters clothes hamper (that now has become hers!). Her favorite hiding spot is in the FABRIC of my lay-z-boy chair, lol. And she loves getting herself tangled in things, she loves everything that is a puzzle! lol Kenna is her first name, which means beautiful, and Sophia is her middle name, which means wisdom. Like I said, she is almost 8 weeks old and a calico kitten! :) (My avatar is a picture of her!) So, what is your cat's name, breed, and age? And what does he/she do that is funny? :) This is mostly just a fun question!

Animal pictures anyone ? i love animals they are so cute and funny. I have 3, going to get one more soon :) I have two dogs and a cat. Here is Wonton, i have two pictures of him cause i couldn't choose what one i liked best (my dog) http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/x186/wonton67/?action=view&current=0720102139.jpg http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x186/wonton67/0723102140.jpg Here is Choo-choo (my other dog) http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x186/wonton67/choochoo.jpg And here is moby (my cat) http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x186/wonton67/Picture239008.jpg

Pictures of your kitties? Hi, I just want to know who all has pictures of their kitties! I want to see how beautiful everyone's cats are! Here are some of my pictures! Gypsie - > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6gd0uo6 / http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4pe8i82 Charlie - > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=540efcp / http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6h3a3vd Miss Kitty - > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=62dajcj / http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6cmu6gl Gypsie and Charlie - > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4xm63v5 * Sorry about having the picture sideways..I havnt gotten around to editing it yet* Me and Gypsie - > http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4mx7fyw * I think this is a cute picture of Gypsie's face! ^ ^* I was also wondering how people get their cats to pose? I try to get them to play with a string and jump up after it...but as soon as they see the camera they dont want to play with it! So I just usually sneak up on them when they are sleeping funny or etc... Also, how can you get them into action when trying to take the picture? As I said before as soon as they see the camera they wont play! Any tips will be greatly appreciated! They deleted my post last night saying that I violated the rules and such.. I was so anrgy because ppl were posting links of cat videos with no questions and they didnt get deleted... They also took 10 of my points and I emailed and asked why and they didnt respond so I just posted it again!

My Brothers Unnatural cat? ok, so my brother got a cat yesterday from some lady. She has 7 cats and she let my brother have one. Its one month old, and the woman said that its a chinese cat so it has 8 nails! i think that is very weird and not normal. Is it normal???? Here are some pictures of the cats paw, and the cat. tell me what you think!!! we named the cat mittens. I think its cute! Because his paws are shaped like mittens. LOL i just find it funny. http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i248/bep2die4/IMGA0988.jpg http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i248/bep2die4/IMGA0989.jpg (sorry my brother got to close to the cat! he never listens!)

cool pictures to put in binder? im decorating my binder, and i want to print off pictures to put on it. i want them to be funny, but i dont want the ones where there is a cat saying 'i iz cute' or somethin like that! Thanks! Im 13 btw

I think this is a cute children's book idea? I have this idea for a children's book. My family has this cat, and he's an alley cat in a way. He does all sorts of funny things, ex. eating corn off the cob, sleeping in the smallest places he can, sleeping in boxes, sleeping in absolutely ADORABLE positions, haha! If I added beautiful watercolor pictures to the storyline, do you think it'd have a good chance of being published?

I'm having trouble with my Yahoo Avatar!? Okay, I got some pics from iconator.com, and I put some on to try. I showed my friend a funny one with a cat, and now I can't change it. When it says choose display image, the screen is black, and the picture WON"T CHANGE! I got some pretty cute avatars, but now I'm stuck with a retarded cat picture. I don't wanna use my yahoo avatar, cuz it's boring, I wanna use Pictures. Please Help Me as fast as you can!

Cutee cosmetic bagsss? So I found this really cute and funny cosmetic bag at FredFlare.com It's a taco with eyes. It's adorable. Anyway, I was wondering where i could find some cute and funny bags like that! heres a picture of the bag: http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=2569&cat=252 I wants something cute, funny adn unique like this!! Thanks!

What do you think of my dog album? http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/DSC00547.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/HaHaKitty.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/Ididntdoit.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/Ladyinbed.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/PrettyKitty.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/Trainme.jpg http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii319/IowaCutie/PrettyBoy.jpg I made a cute, funny little album of my two dogs and cat what do you think? These aren't all the pictures but they are a few cute ones.. The animals are- Bella- a 1 year and 1 month old calico cat Lady- a 6 year old ----------------- (She the brown one) Jake- a 9 year old-------------------(He is the white and tan) Try and guess the dogs breeds... P.S. Comments about the dogs and cat welcome! Twinkle Toes why do you think Jake needs more attention?

Do You Like My Story? FYI, It's about a cat!! :)? I have spent my life being adored, loved, and petted. I have been called beautiful, lovely, gorgeous, and perfect. I have been driven to Paris, New York, Guatemala, and Hollywood. I have been fussed over by superstars all over the world. I am on the front covers of People, Star, Ok, and Cat Fancy. I have met the President of the United States, Guam, and Iraq; the Queen of England; and the rulers of Germany and France. I have been onstage with Brittney Spears, Angelina Jolie, the Jonas Brothers, Brad Pitt, and Beyonce. I have modeled clothing from Calvin Klein, Kenneth Cole, Ralph Lauren and Liz Claborne. I have eaten foods from around the world: calamari, caviar, and fried chicken liver with a pinch of salt, nutmeg, and lemon flavoring (just the way I like it). Many adoring fans watch me as a wake, eat, sleep, dress, and walk. People photographers watch day in and day out for a small mishap, like having liver all over my face after looking up from my silver and pink monogrammed and specially engraved diamond bowl with the cute little emerald bows on the side or tripping on my chocolate brown dress with the long train and falling on the ground, messing my dress and freshly groomed hair. I must say, it is rather tiring to be famous, not that it is not fun, of course. But I must draw the line somewhere. Just yesterday I was reading in Tiger Beat, a teen magazine that is mostly about teen stars, that I was the most famous cat in the whole world. Now, the “most famous” part I do not mind, but being called a cat is not satisfactory, especially not after a huge breakfast of deviled eggs, and warm muffins. Just because I have to look up at people and have a lighter color of hair than most (it’s, like, almost white) does not mean I am a quote un-quote “a cat”. Where do they get this stuff? That’s, like, almost as bad as being called a midget. See what I have to put up with day after day? I have never looked in a mirror or at any of my pictures. I find it quite alarming how it turns my energy way down and I can never focus on my work. I mean, one time I looked in the mirror before a show and got the biggest shock of my life. Whoever had dressed me had done a really good job at decking me out for Halloween because I looked like a cat….a cat wearing my blue sequined mini. I have to say I took no time in calling my agent and firing the woman that thought it was funny to dress me in a Halloween costume before I was about to do a show. Just to tell you, that night, I was so upset, I almost spilled my double chocolate chip frappicino and I only get one of those a year (my agent thinks I will get to high on sugar and die, poor dear). After that small setback in my career I promised myself, no more pictures, no more mirrors, no more reflections in pools. I do not need to get myself overworked before a show. Today, I have my biggest show yet. My agent and I are going to speak at Idol Gives Back, a “helpful” version of the much famous American Idol. I totally have to wear my new strapless dress. First of all it is purple, the color of royalty and second it makes be look about three years older. My agent and I travel all over the world talking about the time I saved the Prime Minister of China from eating poison liver(yawn), the time I saved Anne Hathaway from choking on a overly huge sour grape(no big, honestly), and the time I saved Dakota Fanning from a burning house(now that was cool). My agent has to do all the talking for me due to a birth effect that leaves me squeaking like a baby when I try to talk. I have trained my agent on exactly what to say and when to pause to let my jump in. Normally, I would let my agent do all the talking, but the audience loves it when I jump in with my own opinion. It doesn’t really matter what I say, just that I say something (I usually just limit myself to one word at each pause). Yet, I still do not see why there is the resounding “Awwwwwwww” that follows each word I utter. Today is the day. It is November 13, and after a two-year boycott, I have decided to look in a mirror. I mean, I am only going to meet the new president. I honestly cannot trust my make-up artists to make me look as fabulous as a can be. I must look in a mirror. I have dressed my best today. My navy-blue sailor suit looks beautiful with my white rain boots (they actually look good) and my hair is styled to perfection with little navy hair clips. Nothing can go wrong. I might even suggest to my make-up artist that I should wear a little mascara that my agent always wears, or maybe some lipstick. I am totally closing my eyes as I walk up to the mirror. I know my agent and make-up artist are right behind me but I am still nervous. My nose touches the mirror and I make a mental reminder to ask my make-up artist for a face-lift or a nose job, my nose is just to flat. I hear my agent counting down behind me. Three…Two…One…I open my eyes and…see a cat. I spin around, blink, then look back in the mirror, the cat is still their. Maybe I’m losing it. It is nowhere near Halloween and I watched my make-up artist carefully as she helped dress me. My agent scratches my head and I understand in terror that I am a cat. I am a cat… that means I have to start using a litter box, eating cat food, and going out without cute outfits. I break free of my agents grasp and run to my ruby encrusted Mac book. I carefully go to the Internet. I must research right away, causes that turn a perfectly famous person into a cat. Do you know what this means. I can never leave the house again. I am no longer a short person with a strange birth defect, now I am a cat. I must go curl up in my pink and yellow plush bed and think about these strange happenings.

Do you have a favorite pet story? Birds, cats, dogs of course, lizards, camels, bears, kittens, sheep will do too. Lets see hippos and giraffes would be interesting. It's for a picture book project. Sad, funny, scary, cute, smart or dumb. I have two Shelties, one is the typical hurding Sheltie and the other one is dumb as dirt! selfish and lazy and when it comes to protection he expects me to protect him. But I love him anyway.

Horse Photo Comp (20 characters)? Ok so im holding a horse photo comp for FUN and anyone can enter!!! ok so i will be judging you on Prettiest mare Handsomest gelding Funniest picture Cutest eyes Best action shot Best young horse 1 day to 6 years (tell me horses age) Best edited horse picture Best bond picture (coz its near christmas) Best christmas horsey photo you dont have to enter all of these catogreys but dont add your own catogreys you can enter as much as you want ext. please no photos of google images i want your pics and horses/riding school ponies i will except photo comp videos with some of theese cats in as long as the videos are yours! to ... im not sure there YOUR horses

How do I handle this situation...friend isn't being right to his animals..? A friend who I am distancing myself from, I know got new furniture and has a cat he now keeps in the laundry room (but it's an apartment, so it's not big) because he does not want to pay to de-claw the cat. I have offered him places to take the cat to, a lady I know loves cats and would take the cat in a heart beat. Well, he has a daughter and feels like it would be wrong as the daughter likes the cat,....but sometimes the same 11 year old girl, can think being a bit rude to the cat is funny. She thrives on being malice and thinks it's cute. He says he lets the cat out sporadically....but I still think this is wrong. I want to call the animal cops on his as s. ..... I also think maybe I should go to his place and takes pictures ...of where the cat is... He also has a dog.....he's a mini pin.....who, does get exercise...takes the dog out about 3-4 times a day to pee...the dog will run around the complex and when he's done, he knows to come back in. Well, when the dog is in the house, the dog is locked up but the dog is crated in cage where he can barely fit. The person claims he will buy a big cage, as the min pin has put on some weight, BUT I know he won't. He is stingy with his money. I really want to do something about it... this guy is a friend but I am distancing myself due to a lot of things he does, I don't agree with. He has a decent job------he's a lawyer, but is extremely stingy. Should I call the animal cops on him or take pics before hand for evidence?..

What breed is my cat? My kitten/ cat is a funny little creature- she doesn't behave in the same way my other cats all have, and I'm starting to wonder if it's due to her breed. I was reading the free supplement in the Guardian last week, and it said that we still have some wild cats in Britain, and that some domestic cats are mixtures. How can I know if she is? The paper said that wild cats have a rounded tail rather than a point, and she definitely does. Also, her fur sticks up all of the time, although she's short haired. It's soft, but not fluffy... more spiky. She's a tabby but with spots all along her stomach, and all I know about her history is that she was born in a cats' home to a stray. She's also quite wild, and likes to roam. This is a very old picture of her, but it's the cutest I've got! (She's now 11 months old, but was about 9 weeks in the photo) http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v134/214/71/285100103/n285100103_174946_1847.jpg What do you reckon? Also, the article said that British wild cats look like tabbies Wild cats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felis_sylvestris http://www.ypte.org.uk/docs/factsheets/animal_facts/wild_cats.html

Why are hamsters so beautiful? With their hamster bodies and their hamster ways. They are HAMSTERS! Say the name hamster, just say it over and over again and you will see what I am talking about. Hamster. Awww, it's eating a cookie: http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hamster1.jpg OMG, this hamster has six eyes! http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/04/funny-pictures-evil-hamster-L19.jpg Hamsters are excellent. I once had a hamster that was eaten by a cat I used to have. It was sad. One hamster loved to be in my hair and would be so hamsterish. I called it ham ham. HAM HAM! Look at this cute hamster: http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2188208/hamster20von20oben-main_Full.jpg Star this question if you love hamsters! That sucks Hooch Monster.

I'm web-weary, help me out? Bored out of my mind, but apparently not bored enough to just put my ole head to rest. I'm lookin for some unique, interesting, quirky websites to explore. I know I've seen some websites that have pictures of various notes that people have found on their fridge/door/microwave/cabinet etc. that we're really funny. I can't remember the name of the site though? And another one with specifically roommate notes. So if you could tell me the name of either one of those sites, and a few that have the same general theme that'd be sweet. Please do NOT include these: ebaumsworld miniclip bored.com ieatcheezeburger...or something like that. I refuse to look at pictures of malformed cats with cute-sy humorless captions. Well, anyways, thank you so much a head of time for your answers. And, on account of I constantly waking her up for my own amusement, my friend too appreciates your help Welll, uhh the game definitely came as a surprise. I missed first try and decapitated the poor guy's head. Something a little less morbid would be great. Although, I don't really want to play any games The computer prank was good. :] I liked it. Definitely not awake enough to fully appreciate a virtual tour, but I'll check one out later. Stubleupon is perfect!!

Text messages? I always get these cute funny fowards on my phone that have things like smiley faces, cats, anything basically and the move. Like motion pictures. How can i get those sent to my phone?

Does my teacher like me more than a student? I'm 16 and he's 31 (married with a kid). He's the teacher at my school who is known for flirting with girls. He's some what attractive, and everyone says that if you're a girl and attractive you'll pass the class without even trying. This is my 3rd year having him as a teacher. He'll always stare at me during class and sometimes winks at my for no apparent reason. Last week he was talking to a teacher in the hallway while I was walking and he'd turn around every 3 seconds to stare at me. And when I got close enough to him, he winked. In his classroom he has a board that is dedicated to pictures of his students- a majority of which are girls. At the beginning of the year he asked me for my swimming picture (I'm on the swim team). I gave it to him and he told me I looked cute. Sometimes he'll tell me to stay after school to just talk about nothing school related. The creepiest thing is that I'm pretty 'developed' for my age. One day he was looking at my *ahem* chest and after about 7 seconds he goes, "Oh sorry I was just..umm...er reading your shirt!".... I was wearing a plain white shirt. And in class I basically do nothing and I'm getting an A. He lets me get out of doing homework, quizzes, and test. When everyone was doing their projects he made me watch 'funny' cat videos with him on Youtube -_____________- Does it sounds like he fancies me. Or is he just being friendly? I'm not even joking. He is really a sweet and funny guy. And his wife is my English teacher which makes it even more awkward. Because it's like do you even know what your husband is doing with underage students??

Does my teacher fancy me, please help!? I'm 17 and he's 34 (married with a kid). He's the teacher at my school who is known for flirting with girls. He's some what attractive, and everyone says that if you're a girl and attractive you'll pass the class without even trying. This is my 3rd year having him as a teacher. He'll always stare at me during class and sometimes winks at my for no apparent reason. Last week he was talking to a teacher in the hallway while I was walking and he'd turn around every 3 seconds to stare at me. And when I got close enough to him, he winked. In his classroom he has a board that is dedicated to pictures of his students- a majority of which are girls. At the beginning of the year he asked me for my swimming picture (I'm on the swim team). I gave it to him and he told me I looked cute. Sometimes he'll tell me to stay after school to just talk about nothing school related. The creepiest thing is that I'm pretty 'developed' for my age. One day he was looking at my *ahem* chest and after about 7 seconds he goes, "Oh sorry I was just..umm...er reading your shirt!".... I was wearing a plain white shirt. And in class I basically do nothing and I'm getting an A. He lets me get out of doing homework, quizzes, and test. When everyone was doing their projects he made me watch 'funny' cat videos with him on Youtube -_____________- I really don't know if I should tell anyone or not?

Is my teacher flirting, or just being friendly? I'm 16 and he's 31 (married with a kid). He's the teacher at my school who is known for flirting with girls. He's some what attractive, and everyone says that if you're a girl and attractive you'll pass the class without even trying. This is my 3rd year having him as a teacher. He'll always stare at me during class and sometimes winks at my for no apparent reason. Last week he was talking to a teacher in the hallway while I was walking and he'd turn around every 3 seconds to stare at me. And when I got close enough to him, he winked. In his classroom he has a board that is dedicated to pictures of his students- a majority of which are girls. At the beginning of the year he asked me for my swimming picture (I'm on the swim team). I gave it to him and he told me I looked cute. Sometimes he'll tell me to stay after school to just talk about nothing school related. The creepiest thing is that I'm pretty 'developed' for my age. One day he was looking at my *ahem* chest and after about 7 seconds he goes, "Oh sorry I was just..umm...er reading your shirt!".... I was wearing a plain white shirt. And in class I basically do nothing and I'm getting an A. He lets me get out of doing homework, quizzes, and test. When everyone was doing their projects he made me watch 'funny' cat videos with him on Youtube -_____________- Does it sounds like he fancies me. Or is he just being friendly?

What Do U Think Of My Story So Far? sorry this is long!! ------- “Brooklyn!” My younger brother Aaron screams after me. Me and Amber keep running, almost tripping from laughing so hard. “Brooklyn! Give me back the stupid remote!” He screams. Me and Amber have just interrupted him and his stupid show, the amazing baseball with the stupid Chicago Cubs. I just stole the remote and shut off the TV, and now he’s flipping out on me by running and screaming. My mom steps in front of me and I skid to a halt. “Brooklyn, give your brother the remote back. It is, after all, his fifteenth birthday.” She looks at me with the Do-What-I-Say-Right-Now-Before-I-Have-To-Take-Your-Friend-Home look. I sigh and toss Aaron the remote. He quickly turns the game back on and screams. “They won! Oh my god! The Cubs just won the World Series!” He freaks out for another minute or two then my mom calms him down. She tells him to go to his friend Tony’s house and celebrate there and that he can spend the night. He runs out like a bat out of hell, too. Me and Amber help my mom out in the kitchen a bit before we go back up to my room. As we enter my room, Amber’s mouth drops open. This is her first time here. The four poster bed is encircled by bronze engraved end tables and lamps, and the bed holds plush pillows colored deep reds, browns, and gold hues. Arches accent the walls, and the chandelier is directly above the bed. It is heaven in here. “This… is your room?” She asks, stunned by the beauty. I smile. “Yep,” then I laugh. “You should see my parents’ room. Or try Aaron’s. Both of them are about ten times as big as my room.” We laugh in harmony and Amber takes out a yearbook from her backpack. Me and her smile like the Cheshire Cat. Yearbook Time. “Goth! Emo! Prep! God, that dude was a jerk! She was so pretty! That’s, Adam? No it’s not! God, he’s cute! Ohmigosh, that teacher was a pervert!” Amber and I echo. We keep laughing and pointing at teachers, students, enemies, best friends, and everyone who has a funny picture from kindergarten all the way to this year. By the time we’re done laughing and drinking almost five root bear floats, it’s already three in the morning. “What do you wanna do now?” Amber half laughs, half whispers. “Well, we should be kind of quiet. My mom and dad are sleeping but they’re really heavy sleepers, so I say not over volume ninety-nine.” I grin as I take a drink of my sixth root beer float. “Music video parody time?” Amber asks. “I’ll go get my camera!” I laugh, and then run out to the living room. My video camera is right by my pet bunny’s cage. I stick my finger through the cage and pet her nose. Then I double check to make sure the door is locked and return to Amber. When I walk into my room, all I hear is Davey Havok screaming “Medicate!” “Amber! Turn it down!” I scream. She jumps when she hears my voice but turns the music down. “Thank you,” I whisper. She returns it with a smile. “So I guess we’re making fun of Davey, Adam, Hunter, and Jade?” “Duh! Those guys are so hot though! AFI’s my favorite band! Right there with the Beatles!” Amber whispers. I laugh. “You don’t have to whisper, Amber, just stay a little bit quiet. Just make sure to save your energy for the video!” She nods. “I call Davey! I have the hair for it! Or at least his old hair!” Truthfully, she does. Amber has a bit of Asian in her, and her hair is naturally black, and a couple months ago she highlighted parts of it bleach blond. The style is something like very short on the right, with the left side swept down all the way past her chin. I’ve always compared her hair to the way Rihanna used to have it. “Fine! I call Jade and Adam! I have a flat iron and a black wig!” I laugh. “You’re stuck with Hunter! Don’t worry, I’m sure if we shave your head now, it’ll grow back by the time you’re forty.” I laugh some more. Sadly, I don’t get to shave Amber’s head bald. We eventually find a bald cap that my oldest brother, Chase, had from an old play. So that’s what she wears for Hunter. After two hours of making fun of “Miss Murder”, editing the video, and putting it on You Tube, we finally crash out at five a.m. I’m dreaming of Edward Scissorhands and me out on a date when Amber shakes me awake. “Brookes! I heard someone open the front door!” I look around, still groggy, and see that it’s still dark out. I squint and see my digital clock. It reads five forty five. “Amber… it’s almost six in the morning… no one opened the door… go back to sleep. We’ll be fine. My dad has a gun room downstairs. If anything happens… we’ll just go down… there…” I say, partially falling asleep. “Brookes! Wake up!” Amber slaps me across the face. Not hard, but enough to give me an electric shock. “Ouch! That hurt!” I jolt up. She mouths a sorry and stands up. “Let me get changed first. I’m freezing,” I look at her and she nods. I go to my walk in closet and change from my blue pajama pants to black skinny jeans and change my black te tee shirt to an old purple Aeropostale shirt my mom had gotten me. When I walk out of my closet I see that Amber has changed into her matching jeans and an AC/DC shirt. “Amber… I swear. It’s nothing…” I start to say that it was probably just Aaron, but then I remember he spent the night at a friend’s house. “Brookes, can we just check it out? Or go to your dad’s gun room thing?” She asks. I nod and start to open the door, but then close it immediately. “Brookes! What was it?” I can tell my eyes are wide. I don’t need a mirror to see that. “I, I think I just saw a guy…” I whisper. I walk across the room and grab my enV Touch. “Come on, Amber. We’re going downstairs…” “What about your mom and dad?” “My dad went to work and five… and I think my mom drives him.” She nods and we quickly leave the room to the downstairs. “Um, Amber? How about we go the cops? I don’t think it’s that good of an idea to stay here…” “Yeah, I guess. Is there a door down here?” I nod and we leave throu through there. “Wait!” I half whisper, half yell when we are about ten feet from the house. “I forgot Char!” I run back in and up the stairs. I am shocked to see she’s not in her cage and turn to leave when I hear Amber scream. I run back down and out the door. Outside, right where I left her, is Amber. She is lying on the ground with blood surrounding her. I can’t tell if she is alive or not. “Amber…” I whisper. “Amber…” I see her mouth moving to form words. Then she whispers quietly. “Is he gone?” “What? Who?” Amber sits up and I almost die from a heart attack. “I’ll take that as a yes. Come on, we have to hurry. That idiot just slammed a meat cleaver in my leg.” I notice then that her pants are torn. “Can you walk?” I feel stupid for asking, but she says that she can. We immediately make a run for the forest in my backyard. I look behind one final time and swear I see a light on in my parents’ room. Before we enter the dark forest, I hear my mother’s scream and my father’s yell. Tears immediately stream down my face ---- yea... sorry it's so long!

a really really funny joke? A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety….?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5² long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, ‘no possible way!’ What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best…? I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, ‘don’t do it dipshit,’ reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . … . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping a ll over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? SON-OF-A-BITCH THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I’m still looking for my nuts and I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return!! P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it regularly.

i lost my kitty :'( wat can i do ? well i lost my cat thursday we always take her out at night because she likes to be outside at night and friday we couldnt find her,she always stands at the door exactly at 7:00 in the morning meowing for her breakfast but shee didnt we looked for her everywhere we looked outside, inside, went to the animal shelter 2 times ,under my bed ,behind cabinets EVERYWHERE we didnt find her we have pictures of her but we dont know how to put it in the internet to find help :( its been 5 days im starting to lose faith and i miss her so much we think somebody took her because she was cute and kinda funny looking tailess,gray stripes with white and she doesnt scratch anybody .i saw on the internet that they ca only survive 2 days without food and its been 5 days so i started to cry :"( i want her back home with me soon ive been crying alot lately all i think about is her wat can i do help ??

What is the funniest/cutest memory or photo you have about your pet? I have 3 dogs, 3 cats and 1 rabbit so i have many memories and photos of my pets. What is your funniest or cutest memory or photo of you pet or pets? Mine is when i got my first dog when i was younger. I really liked stuffed animals and one day i came home from day care and my sister told me she got me another stuffed animal and it was in the cage in the living room. I went and opened the cage only to find that there was a cute little Golden Retriever puppy waiting for me! Another memory i have is when i introduced my two cats and they became best buds! Tell me about your memories. If you have any pictures of your pets i'd love to see them!

Am I becoming obsessed with my kitten? I got a kitten named Socko about a couple weeks ago and I love him SOOO much! He is so cute and funny and cool and sweet! I have created an online diary for him on a catster profile. I even thought about giving him his own email address! I sleep with him every night now, and I like to sing my made-up lullaby tune to him when he seems a little sleepy. At school, I even daydream and think about him in my spare time. I even made a 50 on my math quiz today because I wasn't paying attention well enough (I'm not blaming my little Socko for my own mistakes or anything, I'm just including this). I even couldn't resist drawing a picture of him with his name written in cursive all over my inner cover. Right now, my little baby is sleeping in a basket near me sleeping, he looks so sweet! But anyway, do you think that I am becoming obsessed with this new kitten? Do you think it's normal? I think it is, well c'mon, he's such an AWESOME young little cat. So, what do you think?

Dog breed quiz and general questions!!? Heyy guys! So the summer is nearly over, next Friday for me! And well hopefully the trolls be off on their ways, but so will some of us who will all be headed back to the good ol' school! So how has everyone's summers been? Holidayed anywhere nice? Done anything interesting with your 4 legged pals? Or just got any funny/interesting summer stories you want to share?! Anyways, I gotcha's a dog breed quiz, it's an easy one, no worries!!! Oh they're all pure-breds, not necessarily registered but ye, hm I think they are anyway... just threw one in to put the cat amongst the pigeons!! 1.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/Breed_8_18_1-Copy.jpg 2.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/9102130_1.jpg 3.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/dogg-2.jpg 4.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/highres_6952511.jpg 5.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/dog2.jpg 6.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/1236691491_65.jpg 7.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/hi.jpg 8.http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss191/catherineburns/collie-0025.jpg Okay... no for some random questions; 1. What collar do you use for your dog? 2. Where does your dog sleep? 3. Have you walked your dog yet today? 4. Do you have a preferred colour in dogs? 5. Does your dog react when you sing? Also, I thought this picture was cute! http://bluerosedairy.com/dogs/Berniekid.jpg Cyasss!!! p.s if anyone is really bored, I made this video a while back, it's quite long tho!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98sCXfIRKE number 6 is the 'cat amongst the pigeons'!

tell me about your puppy/dog!? tell me! i always read the answers! i don't care how long they are! even if you have 3 dogs! write about them! i want people to open up about their dogs, theirs likes and dislikes, how they learned from their mistakes, it inspires me to do better with my baby too! feel free to give me some tricks to teach my puppy too! Show me pictures! i have one dog, he's a GSD. he's so cute! (14 months now)i got him at 3 months and he is just amazing. he wasn't destructive, except, i did one huge mistake! i left him in my room for about 4 hours because i went to church. when i came home, there was HUGE crap in the middle of my room on my carpet! i think he might've stepped on it and ate some because he pulled my pillows off my bed, it had poop and his tent was out of place and ruined, and my lotions and perfumes on the floor! but i didn't freak because i knew it was my fault. although it was disgusting to clean. i put plastic bags on my carpet, so my room was cover with plastic garbage bag papers. he'd pee in my room but at least on the garbage bag. i did that for about 1 month. and he got the idea of going to washroom. he learned that he won't always be in my room and he'd go to the backyard door to go. now, i use do you wanna go potty? and he knows what that means. he wasn't a problem with potty training, as a matter of fact, i never trained him on it! its like it just came to him. he use to pee in the basement when we weren't home and now he doesn't because i go him use to when i go out as soon as i come home it's time to potty. he knows how to sit, lay down, hi5, paw, roll over, jump (which now he hops the fence once in a while to play with his friend.) he knows what inside is, downstairs, come, stay, fetch(well not exactly because he won't give me the ball back.). he's really great with dogs, he use to hide behind the benches when we went to the dog park, now he runs and plays. he's been in 3 dog fights (TERRIBLE!) one was over food the other because he stuck up for himself, because it was another GSD and she use to bite at him and he woulnd't then he bit her face, but thank god it wasn't severe. he fought a female husky, because i brought meat outside and she didn't wanna share and she bit him and he bit back, he had the leash on and i pulled him away (he was 3 months! now they're best friends). i love to bother him sometimes (what dog owner doesn't, don't deny it). like i'll say "vamonos"(spanish meaning let's go) and he'll go to the front door and start going in circles around the house and barking at me, which is funny. another thing i do to bother him, i'll have meat, when we eat chicken, i'll tease him with it, but eventually give it to him. he has a killer puppyface! fall for it everytime!he's just an amazing companion. and he protects. oh he does! he's very protective, but gentle with the people he knows. he's wary, before as a puppy he'd go up to everyone, now! ha! not anymore! he hasn't bitten anyone and he does;t like cats. he once ran after a cat up the wall then up a tree! IT WAS HILARIOUS! its because that cat swapped at him as a puppy, aand i think he wasnt revenge. tell me about your dog! SHOW ME PICTURES! (his pictures) http://serpentinefire.friendpages.com/p/pages/site/photo.cgi?who=UmFuZG9tSVYDOp4UBilsZHhjJ4o8WX8THuHeRjDnDsq9TD8GIJxCHwXXY_4ymtE/eRWTC6vG9su5PUe243RUqAqI1ufG_VaaCkOUdg2WsOm25p9HriiFcIKCJ8WlLhveYC_x9YUCi9ZjXpDuLVSbLHZ3UKBx6NFFp7gue156jG147gzKdUaNd7l4jyMOMCYDQ90JBJm75SA-&site=fp&pageid=serpentinefire

Who would you rather date? The subject came up at lunch today and we want to know who would get more dates. It's just for fun! :) Phoebe 5' 9" 102 lbs A 32 bra size (she told me), slight curves long, blonde, wavy hair big brown doe eyes, short black eyelashes medium sized, ski jump nose perfect teeth, pink, heart shaped lips has a lot of acne on her forehead and nose, tan skin. has casual style. Wears a lot of Aeropostale. Reserved but opens up once you get to know her. Funny but can be serious. Talkative Nosy. Katy 5 ft 2 inch, 80 pounds AA 32 bra, no curves straight, short light brown hair small, almond shaped eyes, green, short blonde eyelashes large, beaky nose yellow tinted teeth, braces, small, thin, very light pink lips (grey tint) has perfect skin, pale. has modest style. baggy clothes, has cute shoes! very shy but gets really crazy when you know her after about a year. doesn''t talk a lot very religious polite very serious but can be crazy once you get a few drinks in her. can be bossy Roxanne 5 ft 5 inch, 116 pounds. DD 34 size bra, has a lot of curve medium length, straight, chocolate brown hair large, cat like eyes, blue with long black lashes medium sized, slightly upturned nose almost perfectly white teeth, braces, plump, red, heart shaped mouth. has almost perfect tan skin (one or two pimples) wears stylish clothes that are kind of tight and show cleavage. (applebottom, UGG, South Pole) Very funny Goes to a lot of parties but doesn't get drunk Outgoing and loud but not annoying Has a temper Sassy Easy to get along with/talk to Talkitive Fun and crazy but can be serious. NONE OF THESE GIRLS ARE ME!!! And sorry, my computer is being dumb and won't let me upload pictures!

Wrote a story. Need ideas to finish? Do you like what I have so far? Chapter 1 ~ Dresses “Does this dress make my butt look like Texas?” Claudia asked, twirling around in a to-die-for purple dress that fit her curves PERFECTLY. “I think ‘Texas’ is an understatement, my dear. Your butt looks like a flipping elephant on steroids.” Jordyn said jokingly, snickering silently. Claudia threw a box of high heels that matched the dress at Jordyn’s face. “Whoaaa. Mrowr! Cat fight.” Erica said, joining Jordyn in the laughter. Claudia mumbled something unintelligent, even though she knew her two best friends were only joking. “Watch your language!” Jordyn yelled in her face, tauntingly. That split the tension, they all started cracking up, and they ended up on the floor, almost to the point where they were about to wet themselves because they were laughing so hard. “CUT!!!” the director (Zack) screamed. “What did we do wrong NOW?” The three gals said in unison. “Nothing… You were perfect. There was a fly continuously buzzing around Jordyn’s cute little head, and I didn’t want it blocking her face.” Zack said with a wink. “Oh, for the love of God, Zack! Enough with the sweet talk! It’s getting you NO WHERE. I’m not gonna go out with you – not now, not ever. Please get that through your thick, stubborn, fat head.” Jordyn said for the millionth time in the past 4 months. Maybe I should explain? On Valentine’s Day, Jordyn received a homemade card from Zack, asking her to be his girlfriend, in a crude way. “Hey hot stuff. Wanna hook up? You’re looking mighty fiiineee. I love you, sexy mama.” One of the many reasons that she declined within a heartbeat is because 1. Nobody talks to her that way. 2. She wants someone athletic, smart, funny, romantic, and a gentleman. Not a dumb, fat, couch potato who talks to her like she’s some kind of trophy. She thought she knew him like the back of her hand, but what she didn’t know, was that he was actually a stalker, who slept in her over sized closet every single night… He was even creeping through her window when she was asleep, taking pictures of her in her PJs, and posting them all over the internet saying that she was his girlfriend. Am I creeping you out yet? Hah. I haven’t even gotten to the good part. Chapter 2 ~ McDonalds Claudia, Erica, and Jordyn went home from work together, and decided to stop at McDonalds to get sundaes (with extra fudge & peanuts, duh). “Eeeessh! He’s such a creeper! How have you put UP with him for the past 4 months, Jordle?” Erica said, using her nickname for her. “Agreed, Zack is such a freak…” Claudia murmured while sprinkling peanuts on top of her sundae. “I just try to ignore him…” Jordyn said, beginning to stare off into space. Erica and Claudia thought they were having a healthy conversation with her… Until they realized she wasn’t responding to any of their questions. “What are you looking a – ohmydearsweetlord.” Claudia whispered, thinking she recognized his face; she wore an expression that could only be shock. “Huh? What ar– holy crap.” Erica said, as her eyes became the size of the moon. Jordyn’s eyes were glued to the majorly hawt guy that just walked into McDonalds… With his dirty blonde hair that does that amazing flippy thing, GORGEOUS wolf-blue eyes that you could spot from a mile away, a tall (I’m talkin’ 5’11’’), muscular body, and an adorable country accent, he was flawless. He was waiting in line, and the three girls got up at the exact same time to go and talk to him. The guy smiled at them when they walked up to him, and began flirting. While talking with the mysterious, gorgeous guy, they found out that his name was Colton, he would start going to FMMS after Winter Break, he was Jordyn’s age, he was on both the basketball and football team for their school, he was in band, AND he’s single. Jordyn was beginning to hyperventilate. It seemed like only Jordyn had the nerves to talk to him for more than 30 seconds, because Erica and Claudia were still blinded by his beauty. So they made an excuse to go to the bathroom, and gush about him to themselves. “Hey, uh.. We have to pee.” Claudia said, trying to get away from Colton as fast as possible. “Yeah, like, I’m about to explode.” Erica agreed. “Well, if you gotta go… You gotta go. So go.” Jordyn said, shooing them away. When they were gone, Colton asked Jordyn if she wanted to ride on the back of his motorcycle with him to the movies to see the new 3D horror/thriller. Of course, she said yes. But, being the ditz she is, Jordyn completely forgot about letting her besties know about her taking off with Colton... Chapter 3 ~ Broken Nose When Erica and Claudia came out of the bathroom, they were shocked to see that Colton and Jordyn weren’t there. “She is such a total blonde, leaving us like that.” Claudia said, rolling her eyes. “Yeah, she could’ve atleast SAID something…” Erica agreed, crossing her arms. They went outside, to see if they were playing on the Ronald McDonald Play House thing, because knowing Jordyn, she would do that. She’s childish and immature like that. ;D They were saddened to see that Jordyn wasn’t around… Claudia texted her for the 5th time in the past 10 minutes, beginning to worry. Jordyn always texted back. ALWAYS. “Where do you think she went!?” Claudia said, nervously. “I have no idea… But she’s lucky. That Colton guy was finneeee.” Erica said, playing with a strand of her luscious hair. “Well, you know Jordyn… She always gets the hotties.” Claudia said, with a sigh. “Blech her life.” Erica said, narrowing her eyes, while opening the door for Claudia to leave McDonalds. “Mmhm.” Claudia said, still wondering how in the world it was possible that someone THAT hot could’ve actually taken the time to talk to her and her friends. She quit day-dreaming about it, and they went in the car, and drove home. Meanwhile, Colton and Jordyn were enjoying their movie together. Well. They weren’t exactly paying attention to the movie, if you catch my drift. Once the movie was over, Jordyn took off her 3D glasses, and “accidentally” dropped them, so she could do the whole Legally Blonde bend-and-snap thing. But, being the gentleman he is, Colton scooped down and tried to get them too. Naturally, they bumped heads and Colton’s nose started bleeding. “OHMYGOD!! I’M SO SORRY!! HOW CAN I HEL--” “JORDYN. IT’S FINE.” Colton cut her off with a nasty look. “Obviously, you’re not fine; blood is dripping from your nose!” Jordyn exclaimed, angry at herself. “It was an accident, it’s chill! You can stop worrying!” Colton said. He disappeared into the boy’s bathroom and came out a few seconds later with a bunch of toilet paper bunched up, resting on his nose. “I think it’s broken.” Colton said, his voice nasally because it was clogged up. “Great.” Jordyn let the sarcasm flow thick. ‘Smooth, Jordyn. Real smooth,’ she thought. Chapter 4 ~ Shocking surprise? :o After the whole broken nose incident, Colton managed to drive Jordyn home. Colton left without saying a goodbye, and Jordyn slammed the front door after walking in so loud, it caused her dogs to start barking. “SHUT UP!!!” She screamed to Hershey and Dooley. They didn’t. -_- Jordyn ran to her room and flew onto her bed, grabbed her pillow, and went to sleep listening to Kiss a Girl – Keith Urban(;. At around 4 in the morning, she woke up with a jerk, remembering she wasn’t supposed to sleep in her contacts. She jumped up from her bed, and ran to the bathroom, and took them out. She also remembered that she was supposed to go to Carowinds with Colton on Friday. That cheered her up a ton. Jordyn began contemplating over what to wear in her mind. But, that just didn’t cut it. She would open her closet, take out all the cute clothes she owned, try them all on, and decipher which one looked the best on her. She walked slowly to the closet, day-dreaming (well, I guess it was technically morning-dreaming…) about how their date would go. She opened the closet door, and just about had a heart attack when she saw that Zack was asleep, on her closet floor. She started screaming her head off, and she went to go find her crowbar. Zack woke up, startled from the random screaming. He realized he’d been caught, and he went to go jump out of the window. In the process, his shirt got caught on a window shard, and while he was dangling out the window, he also found out that he was about 40 feet off of the ground. Jordyn ran back to her room with the crowbar, and Zack saw her, spazzed out, and fell from the window. He landed on the concrete patio with a large SPLAT. Jordyn thought he was dead, but she didn’t really care. Little did she know, Zack was merely unconscious, plotting revenge in his slumber. This is only the beginning to my story. I was extreeemeelyyy bored. Need ideas for the rest of the story? :D

what guy would you choose of these two great amazing guys? Tim- i have known tim since about 6th grade, and been friends since about 7th grade. i had a crush on him in sixth and seventh grade, when he was kinda nerdy and awkward. then in 8th grade he came back to school after summer, 6 foot and muscular and hot. And now so many girls like him. he always calls me "ginger" and teases me about it, then right after he says "just kidding claire, you know i love you". Tim's really smart, funny, nice, and everyone loves him Jason- I met Jason this year in high school. He's kind of a skater i guess you could say, he's tall too, about 6' 2. He's really funny. Everyone use to say he was a major as$hole, but then he says he looked at himself and didn't like what he had become, and is now reaally sweet. He's really deep, like he listens to hardcore music and he's atheist. But he isn't in a pushy way. I use to talk to him a lot last semester. Someone drew a picture of me killing a cat (My friend colin insists that i kill cats, since i have 3, and tells people i kill them as a joke), and when Jason saw he said "She's way cuter than that, dude" and would call me cute and stuff. If you had to choose one of these guys to date, who would you choose? i wouldn't know, i don't watch ugly betty also tim callled one of my best friends fat, to her face

What breed is best for me? When i got my first dog, it was more of a , "oh he is so quiet and cute lets get him" than actually doing research trying to find the right dog. Eventually that quiet cute pup turned into the loudest dog in the neighborhood. But i still loved him,and i worked hard to fix those problems. But soon he got bigger, than what we were told he would get. He broke the fence, escaped a few times. But i still tried to work with him. My father threatened to throw him out, he was never really for it anyway.So i then realized this wasn't fair for the poor pup, and we eventually found him a new home. 3 years later, Ive done so much research on dog care it isn't funny, and my dad is out of the picture. I don't want to make the same mistake again.I want to find the right dog for me and my family. The only thing is i don't know where to start. i took almost all of those tests online, they are no help. So if you could help me out, id be grateful! So about me: im 16, i live with my mother and my sister and a cat, in a two story home. 2 backyards, 2 minutes from a field/nature trail, 10 minutes from the doggie park. Im in school from 8:30-2:30,My mother works 9-6, my sister is in school from 8:25-3:30. Im currently looking for a part time job to help my mother out and pay for my car note/insurance.(i do not know what hours i would work) I dont do much outside of school that takes up time, and when i do hang out with friends its usually at my house anyway(dont have that much friends anyway xD) so the dog would be included. I go to church on Wednesdays from 7:30-8:45, and Sundays from 4-6. We dont go out of town very often(especially now that the folks are separated) but when we do the dog would come with us, if not i have a friend who pet sits my cat, she wouldnt mind pet sitting the dog too. I am not super active, in fact i dont like to work out at all. My sister on the other hand, is a track star, but she is lazy too. But during the cooler months we often go out to the lake or to the creek, so i think maybe a dog who likes to swim would be good. Im looking for a companion,a loyal best friend to love and to grow up with. I understand that shelter dogs need love to! and if i meet the right shelter dog, no doubt will i adopt him! id just like some information about a type of dog that would be good for me, so i can work with it! thanks for your help <3! Im so sorry to hear that Nate! Unfortunately, i wont be getting a German Shepard for a while, my mother says they are to big And Jordan its funny you say this because my family applied to foster Cockers! Hopefully if our application is accepted, we will find out if a Cocker is a good fit (: RickRude we are looking for a medium-small sized dog. My mother has made it clear if the dog is to be inside it cant be huge xD Although her soft spot is Labs. so i would say as long as its under 80 lbs, we'd be okay! Rmastyx i certainly understand your point about time. But my beliefs are if you prioritize right you find time for anything and everything! i plan to sign up for obedience training immediately! I have heard that about GreyHounds! And i agree about the working dogs. My first dog was a hound, he needed alot more time and training than i could have offered at the time. And thanks for that <3 it means alot. MamaBas i would never get a puppy at this point in time! i have told my family over and over again, that we do not have the life style for a pup! We do plan on adopting an older dog. I do not condone treatment of animals like toys. Therefore i will be making every effort to treat the dog like a member of the family. Many people work 40 hour weeks and still having loving health pets. I will certainly not be getting a puppy anytime soon, but not all dogs need to have someone there 24 7.

Questions About My Dog (Sorry It's So Long)? I recently relocated from living with my family in New York, to living with my husband in Wichita Falls, Texas due to his active duty in the United States Air Force. Out of all the items and people I had to leave behind the one I miss the most (literally the most), is my cat. I raised my cat since he was a month old and he would play fetch with mice, answer to me every time I called his name, and cuddle with me under the blankets before we went to bed. Despite the love for my cat I decided not to torture him with 26 hour drive, and not to take him away from the other 4 cats we have at home. My husband saw how upset I was about leaving my cat, so we talked about getting a puppy due to the long days I spent sitting home by myself. I have never had a dog before so I was extremely excited to bring home a small puppy in which I could bring everywhere with me. When we went to the shelter I fell in love with the first dog I saw, which wasn't quite a puppy. Her name is Daisy, she's about 2 years old and the shelter said she was a Shepherd mix, but they were unsure of what. She's full grown, and about 25-35 pounds, a medium size. Funny thing was that her previous owners who had "returned" her to the same shelter they adopted her at, lived in my apartment building! One day while walking her I ran into them and they told me she was a Shepherd/Chow mix. My husband told me that Chow's are extremely aggressive and mean dogs, but Daisy is the opposite. She has not barked once in the 2 months I have had her (except at the UPS man once when he walked into our apartment). She has not tried to bite at either of us, and has never growled. After about a week of having her I have trained her to sit, lay, and give me both paws. Before she came home we went to Pet Co and bought her a bed, and a variety of different toys, including regular tennis balls, kong balls, stuffed animals, rope toy, bones and squeaker toys. It took her a couple of days to realize the bed was hers to sleep in, but still has not played with any of her toys. She does cuddle with her stuffed squeaker elephant toy before she goes to bed, but does not even care for any of the others. Because of Daisy's preferable taste we decided to take her to Pet Co to see which treats and toys she likes. An employee who had saw her asked us what she was. My husband told her she was a Shepherd/Chow mix and she said "Really? I haven't seen a dog of that mix be so small." I have several questions about my dog Daisy. Does anyone know if she is in actuality a Shepherd/Chow mix? Or something else? Description of her.. She's medium size, 25-35 pounds, amber colored medium length fur, with lighter colored paws, and tail. She has a mane like a lion, and random long fur on her paws, her back legs, and behind her arms. Her nose and mouth is darker brown, with spots of white, and under her chin to her belly is white. She has floppy black, amber and white ears, and the biggest cutest brown eyes. Here's a couple of pictures of her. http://tinypic.com/r/25qdpy1/7 http://tinypic.com/r/15zgjzo/7 http://tinypic.com/r/2laaat0/7 http://tinypic.com/r/1xyr7n/7 http://tinypic.com/r/ndarg8/7 Also, why doesn't she like to play with toys? She's a lazy dog who sleeps all day. I take her out about 4-6 times throughout the day and then for about 45 minutes at night. During the day she must stay on the leash because EVERYTHING is a distraction to her. It will take her 25 minutes just to pick a spot to pee! At night I take her off the leash and have recently been trying to teach her how to play fetch with a kong ball I had cut a hole in and stuffed with cold cuts. She has learned to chase after the ball, but I'm still trying to teach her to bring it back. Pees because of emotion? This be a sign of previous abuse? Though Daisy is such a good dog, she still has one problem. SHE WILL NOT STOP PEEING IN THE HOUSE. I tried everything. Taking her out multiple times an hour, putting down training pads (which she would just rip apart), and I even went so far as to buying a crate and putting her in it every time she peed in the house. Now if she pees in the house she just looks at me and goes straight into her crate without me even telling her. I don't even have to go in there and lock the crate door. She will stay in there until I tell her to come out. What I have noticed is that she only pees in the house when she's scared or excited. So I don't get upset anymore when she has an accident I just clean it up and then take her outside and tell her it's ok I won't tell daddy lol. Why doesn't she never bark? Could this also be a sign of previous abuse? Thanks guys. I'm sorry this is so long!

I need an anime to watch, please help, any suggestions? And if you can please involve a picture of the couple in the anime NOT REQUIRED BUT PREFERRED THANKS i want a romance anime with NO LOVE TRIANGLES, i want the main character to be a girl that denies her feelings for a guy, or something along the lines of that it don't have to be though. i just want a funny romantic anime with good graphics and a cute couple i can totally get into. also i want the couple to end up together in the end of the anime. i also want a action anime full of fighting and violence, (DIFFERENT REQUEST) i would like romance in it. and the couple to end up together in the end. NO LOVE TRIANGLES. and i would love it the shows were comedic, funny. (GOES FOR BOTH REQUESTS) AND NO LOVE TRIANGLES.... thanks a bunch and i have already seen Tsubasa Chronicles] bleach naruto black cat bacononogatari code geass chrono crusade D.N. angel darker than black D. Gray man Elfen Lied fairy tail fruit baskets F.M.P Ghost hunt Kaichou wa Maid Sama (I WOULD LOVE AN ANIME LIKE THIS, where the girl denies her feelings but you know they end up together and the guy is HOT!!! and the girl is KICK A$$. i love this anime still watching it ans its and ongoing.) pretear phantom requiem vampire knight Ouran High school Host club fate stay night special A Ichigo (ALL OF THEM DIDN'T REALLY LIKE THEM THOUGH)

Do you own a pocket taser? This is long but funny at the same time. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipsh*t,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and .. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . .. . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? SON-OF-A-BIT**, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I shi* myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it

My friend copies everything I do!!? Shes 10 I'm 13, and like she just copies everything that I do! And I make up! Here like this: 1. For every website I would use the username '4cheerleadr4' that i made up, now thats the only name she uses on everything! And shes not even a cheerleader! 2. On 3 different wesbsites where you have a house, her house looks EXACTLY the same as mine, not even kidding! 3. I got a cute shirt and some skinny jeans from a store, next day she comes over in the EXACT thing! 4. At church we were painting a picture for thsi thing, and I made up my own of this brown cat, with this yarn, and she drew the same thing..-_- 5. I made up this saying and she went and told all her, and my friends about this cool saying thing that SHE made up...and said she never heard me say that..when a duh she did! 6. If I put something on to wear on a website, where you have someone that looks like you, she will put on the same thing. She has done a TON more, But I don't know how many times after she has done one of those, I say, '(her name)zzzzz Can you please not copy me, I made that up, and Could you do somthing else please?' And she always just says 'Well so i can do whatever i want, and i'm not copying you..i think you copied me!' She did copy me..and driving me CRAZY! Please help do you have anything that I could do to her to help her not copy me! My mom said i should wear like a skirt over jeans or somthing funny and then when she does it, it would be funny..but i don't know..PLEASE HELP best answer too! shes my neighbor and I only have 2 friends that are my neighbors to be with everyday and when im bored..so..don't say i don't have friends..cause i do at school. But its SUMMER.

Who out there is like me? personality wise. welllllll.... i love old music/pictures/houses. i like taking pictures of anything and everything. i try to listen to music as often as i can. i like running; i do track and cross country. i am my best friend. like for real i love myself i wanna learn how to surf, and i have the opportunity to! #cali i dont like kids i love learning about history and politics psychology and how dreams and the mind works hellllla interest me. im obsessed with my teeth being white i want to travel to tonnnns of countries. i want to live in a little cute nostalgic house i want a '68 black mustang and blast myyy kinda music in it. im too lazy to capitalize my i's (i love my iphone) weed is fun i wish it was 1986 i love taco bell i kinda like being alone, unless im with someone thats a lot like me and has my sense of humor. i really dont know my sense of humor but its awwwwwwwwwwwwwwesome i love scary movies, but i also love sad ones that make me cry. haha i hate using 'lol' cause i feel like a 7th grader i deeeply miss 1st-4th grade. like it was just a fun time...well what i can remember of it. shortening words is my thaaaang i really dont like electronics, but hey i use em. i dont like texting halloween is my fav holiday im proud to be american. like it makes me feel so good. but i also like that im italian and german. ahhhhhhhhhh im just obsessed with music. i wish i could go to concerts all the time. and in the 80s, i woulda :'( i want to have 0 kids and 84750286345826043985 dogs when i grow up. and a few cats i adore my great grandma, and not really anyone else. like i have hella friends, but idk if i reallly like them. kinda mean. i like twitter but then again i hate it charlie sheen=my halloween costume. he is tooooooo funny. i wanna live on the beach. i dont get attached to guys. like ill like em for a while, and even if i like them and they like me, im mean & end up ignoring them. just for kicks clipping my nails is like a weird obsession i have i say 'like' a lot but i dont sound like a valley girl if ya know what i mean. whenever i say 'ya know what i mean' i think of the song Do you know what i mean by Lee michaels. yay for anyone who's actually reading this and knows that song. its saturday night, and this is what im doing...............................kinda embarrassing but like im still fly. im scared to swim in my pool alone i want every color/style of adidas, converse, & sperry topsiders. i kind of want to be president. i really enjoy just spending money. BUT not my money. i can be really quiet and shy but im soooooooooo nawwwt. its funky i love dancing but you couldnt pay me to dance in front of anyone but my dogs. i have always gotten straight A's and wont settle fo lessssssssss i love sleeping i think friendship bracelets are adorid & coo lookin. i know just about every lyric to every song from the years 1968-2000. well, the good songs. i love to sing, but i wont do it in front of anyone. and the song im singing (usually To Be With You by mr. Big or When Im With you by sheriff or I'll Stand By You by the pretenders) has to be playing really loud. haha the song 'sleepyhead' gives me the weirdest feeling ever. like i get the chills. but its not like one of my favorite songs or anything sooooo.. i have a fear of infinity. and a fear of chickens/roosters/parrots. i really dont care about annnything. like foreal im cool, calm, and collective. and mellow yellow im thinking someone really bored....just as bored as me....actually read all of this. so i <3 ya if ya did, and i <333 ya if youre like me :) peace

I'm writing a book and would like opinions please? i always wished i'd die like this, wondering wether the last minutes of life were a dream or reality. Deep inside me truly knowing what was happening but not being able to face it. i hope my mum and dad's life dont completely fuck up because of my death. As i fell through the sky, through the mist and rain that would become my last physical memory's i thought only of him. I took the wings out of my bag and fastened them on like they were meant to be there and closed my eyes. Chapter one I opened my eyes and light flooded in like poisen, burning and trying to get me to close my eyes but my lids were too stubborn. I loved wednsays middle of the week between the weekend and mondays, a bit like purgatory i always thought. If something bad happend on wedsndays then your week went to hell but if something good happend then there'd be a party. I got out of my double teddybear infested bed and nearly fell over because all the blood rushed to my head, used the loo and went downstairs to the front room. Have you ever woke up in the morning and nobody was up and you felt lonely and time had seemed to have stopped. I sat on the leather torn up couch and realised the time it was like frigging five in the morning. so my parents woulnt be up for another two hours i lit up a ciggie and listened to the soft humming of the fridge. At about 6 i dragged myself off the couch and got in the shower pulled on my white cotton dress and blow dryed my hair. I Power walked into the kitchen and had some milk and cookies, the first thing you always notice in my seventy's kitchen is the brown and cream cuboards. They always reminded me of that film what was it called ? eternal sunshine of the spotless mind You just can beat a jim carey movie. Anyway we bought the house because of the kitchen, funny really i mean arent you supposed to buy a house because of it's spacious bedrooms or property value, Then again my mum and dad like cooking so there's reason to it. I looked up at the clock i had like an hour to kill. I reckon i could fit in a good spin before school, i walked up to my room and got out my stash of ciggies and opened the window climbed out, careful to watch my step, these tiles had got my pinkies one to many times I balanced on the slope of tiles leading from my bedroom window to the small clearing just above the kitchen. I looked around making sure to check my mum and dad's window wasnt open, good it wasnt. i wasnt sure if i made sound when I spun because i never have or will told anyone so i'll never really know. I tried taping it with the tape recorder once but the tape set fire lmao that was a time. That's about the only thing i loved about my seventy's housey den thing is that it was surrounded by trees, big thick ones that hid the big old worlds prying eyes and cute chipmonks. My house was a 3 bedroomed detached seventy's build not sure on technical terms, but from the front it looked like a council house with another council house sqauting on top of it, it was painted pinky bage and had new double glazed windows with criss cross black stipes going over them. Despite it's crummy look the inside was amazing it was a mix between bohemeian and modern hard to picture i know but thats the best explanation i can think of. Well the front room is red with brown lamps and leather couches everywhere my mum and dad spent one month keeping me and my trio of cats away from it's smooth hypnotising fake leather couchiness, But they couldnt keep it up forever and when me and my cat-pack had our first taste of fine furniture we were hooked. We abused the power. A couch is a couch though right and it's like 6 months old so it would have been recked by now anyway. I'm an only child well strictly speaking i am, although when my aunt and uncle died when i was 6 they left behind my cousin, pretend sister and all round evil best friend natalie. She came to live with us and ever since we've been inseparable well most of the time anyway. My aunt died whilst giving birth to natalie's sister annie, sadly annie didnt survive either. My uncle grief stricken took his own life selfish bastard. Not that i dont like natalie living with me she's my other half, but suicide is such a selfish act i couldnt ever condone it. Natalie got over it within about 2 years she still starts crying now and again but overall she's a tough kid. I did a final scope of my suroundings and took a deep breathe, the kinda breathe you take when you want to stop coughing like your releasing the tickle in your thoat, releasing something that you want desperatly not to come out so not to draw attention to yourself. When my lungs were filled to the brim with euphoria i pushed of the ground like as to jump and suddenly as if by magic i felt hole. There at peace with the world. As to become one with the earth corny aye! i looked around it was cloudyer than usual today, Even though when i'm this high up

What sign would this dog be? She is medium to large sized... 50lbs.. She's sweet, nervous, anxious, smart.. Communicates very well.. Avoids getting into trouble or doing the wrong thing because she doesn't like for you to be upset with her.. She's been like a puppy, even as an adult she was playful and cute.. She used to be oddly flexible in her younger years and she would sit or pee in the most zaney ridiculous positions, but really funny.. Now she is older and put weight, she is not as flexible but still young hearted.. People always love her, she is like a star. Anyone who has met her remembers her forever, she is charasmatic? She is also the type of dog where if there is any sign of conflict or arguing, she sneaks away with her head down and hides out somewhere.. As if she is sensitive. She barks A LOT to protect the house but doesn't seem like much of a fighter at all.. She hates cats and possums or anything trespassing but she's fairly gentle and accepting of other pets in the house.. She does have a bit of a jealous nature though.. When she goes the to vet she's very nervous and is liable to snap and get into fights with other dogs like she's in the Bad Girls Club or something.. It's kind of a problem.. She barks hard at people outside but when they come in the house she is the sweetest little thing... Her ears go down affectionately and she'll lick you, give you the paw.. She loves to dress up in anything you bring her.. She likes to be thought of and surprised with gifts. Pictures do not capture her cuteness or feminine beauty.. She is shy of cameras.. I got her at around a March or an April at the time she was maybe in the grown up puppy stage.. What sign would she be? AWW so cute!!! She's a gemini? I always wanted a gemini in my life!!! I don't come across geminis too often! it is maybe true, she is a little sneaky and mischeivous sometimes (situational, rare occasion) but very very smart about it! she does get caught though! is that gemini? she can get a little two faced when it comes to stuff but can't explain exactly how

Adding details to earlier question....at a crossroads & need advice.? I have been with my boyfriend for a year and a half. He will be 25 in October, I will be 24 in December. We have been living together for six months. Up until 3 weeks ago, I was absolutely in love with him. I have been getting frustrated with him since he doesn't pick up after himself, and can only do something (like take out the garbage) when asked. He is pretty lazy when it comes to cleaning, and also when it comes to jobs. He has been in the same job for almost two years, and seems comfortable (this is ok). However, he does not have any plans what he wants to do next, and he doesn't seem to want more responsibility or to make more money. I, on the other hand, will be looking to "move up" within a year, because I want to make a comfortable life style for myself and my family (in the future). I do pretty much everything around the house. The bills are in my name and I handle them, because he can't be trusted with this kind of thing. He wanted to get a new car and asked me for help. He wants to network with people from college and asked me for help. I even had to help him set up online banking. I used to think it was cute, but now I just want to be with a man instead of taking care of a boy. Picturing a life with him really seems exhausting. His family talks about what our kids will be like, and his dad said that he hopes we will get married in the future. My boyfriend and I have talked about marriage/kids. Now I think I am having a change of heart. The catch is that he is a REALLY genuine guy. He is incredibly funny, and very kind. He is romantic and is absolutely in love with me. I worry that I am making a mistake or that I will be losing someone really special if I let him go. He would never cheat, and he would make an excellent father. Really just a wonderful, good-hearted guy. HELP!!!!!!!!! I'm torn and distraught about this. Thanks in advance. Added details: I have asked him on numerous occasions to try and help out more. He has been saying for over a year that he wants to call his coaches from college and seek guidance/advice from them. He asked me for help with that. In my mind, I am thinking, I don't know the people that he knows and I am not the one with their phone numbers/email addresses- so why is he asking for my help? I feel like he should step up and be a man and take care of himself for himself. He has all the resources in the world and he doesn't use them. We have two cats and he has fed them twice in the 6 months we've been living together. He has turned the dish washer on ONCE in the 6 months we've been living together. (He had to ask me how to turn it on) Here is one example of something that was really annoying: One weekend I had gone to my parents house, and he had a buddy over to our apartment and they made a mess of it. Sunday I get back and he had to leave to go to his mom's. He just left the apartment a mess. I couldn't believe it. I think I have reached my breaking point. If i have to take care of myself, my boyfriend, and my cats, then I'd rather just live with myself and take care of my cats. And I probably have my answer, I just don't know if it's a smart decision to leave a very sweet yet very messy, unambitious person. Again, thanks for everyones help. I wouldn't care so much that he doesn't clean if he had a set plan for us for the future or if he wanted to make sure we will be secure. I feel like I will be the one making the money, doing all of the cleaning, taking care of the bills, and everything else. I am going to talk to him this weekend about it. Wish me luck. About his current job that he has no current intention of leaving- he HATES it. complains about it everyday. Doesn't do jack about it. I tell him he should start looking for a new one, but he never does.

Any guy want to go out with me? I'm looking for a single guy who is from age 25 to 30. Who is a nice guy. Respectful, funny, fun, has a job, always open to things, not a player. Also a black guy or a mix black guy who is from the united states and is american. oh yeah! I want a big guy lol Before I tell you more about myself. Here is my story.... My last relationship was with a man younger then me. He was nice at first and treated me right. But then he soon started getting mean. He would say i'm stupid, ugly, your fat, and would slap me. in ways he was being verbal abuse to me. I could not even talk to him and say what i wanted. But still he has one thing right... I am stupid! I was so stupid that i was so blind with love that I could not see that he was just using me and treat me like dirt. Even tho there are times he would be nice and try to help me in some ways. But still. I got him alot of things and he still treat me badly. Anyway I'll explain more details later! About me.. I'm nice person! But I am shy. But I do open up! I'm fat but not a really fat person that is over 300 pounds. ..I'm like around 245 or so. ( Trying to lose weight! ) ..And I have booty lol I am 5''7 tall i'm not cute! ...Well to me i'm not. I don't know what you will think. But i'm not cute. I have a child like mind lol. Well most times! But i know how to be serous and act right. I'm smart in most things. But since my trouble pass of when I was in school. I have trouble in hard math and some high level in reading. But Iam smart and clever in most things. I love kids! I hope to have a baby of my own some day. I also love cats and kittens! I'm a big fan of Michael Jackson ( i had a crush on him lol ) i dream to one day get me my own place, get married, and have a family, travel and do lots more. And that picture on the left hand side is not me. My internet on my own computer is out at this time. I'll have it on by friday i hope. But I'm using the schools computer. e-mail me if your the right guy... mjackson5002004@yahoo.com to the 4th person below... wtf?? Did you not read my whole message? What makes you think i'm gay? I'm a women, and only into mens. So no i'm not gay.

poll: what are the funniest captions you can think of for these pictures (bonus poll included)? 1. http://101tees.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/football-funny-pic.jpg 2. http://www.mmm-mag.com/2010/01/19/kesha:christian%20lapid.jpg 3. http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Funny-Cat-3539.jpg 4. http://www.dancewithizzy.com/storage/dog-cute-baby.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1272089252721 5. http://poponthepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny_sport_picture_1.jpg now type what you thought of each picture (like cute or weird or funny ect.) and rate the picture 1-5 stars * * * * * BONUS (optional): according to a survey 1 in 5 people said they have done this cold-hearted thing to get out of a date that wasn't going so well. what did they do? i'll pick a best answer around Monday.

Anyone know of some fun sites that show funny cat pictures? my grandchildren, as well as myself, wants to have a good time laughing and enjoying some cute cat pics...

What's the funniest/cutest picture of your cat? This is mine: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/ximonfiresostubmeoutx/Floods019.jpg Spot the cat! Upload to photobucket or similar, or give me a link :) paof2 - Nope. You have to look for my cat in the picture :) Another http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/ximonfiresostubmeoutx/christmasandstuff005.jpg

Funny picture of your cat? Cutest/funniest picture wins best answer! If you don't have a pic to link to, describe the cutest/funniest picture you've ever snapped of your kitty!

What's the cutest/funniest picture you have of your cat? http://i42.tinypic.com/2low8g.jpg He was sleeping like that, not just stretching. Only of your pet, please. :)

What would be a good name for my cat (pictures)? since the YA! community has helped me so much with random questions about my new kitten I figured I might ask one more favor. I was thinking a cute/funny name ...maybe something like coconut. http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183925085428_589815428_437842.jpg http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183925095428_589815428_437842.jpg http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183925115428_589815428_437843.jpg http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183591545428_589815428_437616.jpg http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183592565428_589815428_437617.jpg ROFL Rasputin!! haha so cute he does do funny things.. earlier he was playing with my fast food salad bag. It still had some napkins and the dressing inside. http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183925060428_589815428_437842.jpg http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/kusitaounk/cat/10326_183925070428_589815428_437842.jpg

NEED FUNNIEST/CUTEST ANIMAL PICTURE U HAVE SEEN!?!?!? i need some funny pics-- can u guys give my links?? thanx =P here are some examples:: ALSO----- i DONT WANT STUPID PICS... PERVERTED ONES.. I JUST WANT SOME FUNNY ONES TO PUT ON MY IPOD... IM NOT A SICK MINDED PERSON ... ALSO SOME CUTE ONES... OR ODD ONES... INTRESTING ONES... LOL SO YEA... NON PERVERTED!! THANKS AGAIN! http://www.comicalcats.com/wp-content/ifarted.jpg http://www.zefhemel.com/upload/2008/02/funny-cat.jpg http://www.thelmagazine.com/lmag_blog/files/Images/polar-bear-funny-dog-death-hug.jpg

please tell me what you think of this cat?? Picture included? what do you think is he cute, ugly, funny looking, tell me what you think. Thank you http://www.flickr.com/photos/39473577@N08/3623749996/ just curious of your thoughts

Rafa im seriously worried by his new look do you agree? http://www.coolfunnies.com/funny_pictures/view.php?page=cool_cat is this the look he is trying to go for i think it looks cute on the cat.....

Why is the anti-jonas crowd such a bunch of debbie downers? Are you guys just offended by cute? I bet you hate this: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-homework-eating-cat.jpg

which one is cuter?? which one is cuter?!?! 1. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=121144703&imageID=1311222796 2. http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1196/Pocket+Cat/ Which evil laugh is better? 1. MUHAHAHAHAMUAHAHA 2. BWAHAHAHAAHABWHAHA ok thats all folks!!!!!!!!!

do these people really speak like this or does lol cats have a built in thing that changes text?

Is anyone tired of LOL cats? those pictures of cats that are supposed to be funny that are all over the Internet I used to think they were cute, but now I find them annoying don't get me wrong I LOVE cats but those pictures are just plain dumb

Which status message is inappropriate?(Extremely long)? I live with my mom because I can't live on my own. Well I can but my treatment for physical illnesses are extremely expensive and I couldn't afford food. I can't even work. I'm 24 and yes I admit immature. My mom said that she heard complaints from others that I write inappropriate status messages on facebook(assuming from my brother's friends and workers) So please help me and tell me what's inappropriate and why? I posted messages from January to May this year: So here we go: MAY Status Messages: got her speech therapist addicted to LOST! didn't think that Cupid would be so cute!!! ;) is extremely nervous about a meeting thinks it's funny that a character on How I Met Your Mother is named Marshall Erickson. Must be a common name lol! (note that name is the same name as my pastor) APRIL status messages: is depressed and pissed off because nobody will let me clear my name! is wondering why a pastor would say that bitterness causes one to fornicate. I thought lonliness and craving affection and hormones causes one to fornicate? not bitterness. Confusing! is finding it extremely hard to forgive her Wishes Dr. Sweets on Bones was my therapist hehe feels like a teenager. Not sure what age though lol can't believe she woke up from a three hour nap misses her HUC family I love you guys! is drinking the sweetness of MT DEW at 9PM!!!!!!!!! Complete surrender and trust in God fulfills all one's needs, longings and desires. Praise him siblings in Christ! Has learned a valuable lesson that marriage is sacred and worth defending. worth defending each other. is thinking about hosting a country dance party at the shop. Wanna join? lol is relaxing while my 4 yr old neice vacuums my room lol has learned that it will rain for the next 7 Sundays since it rained on Easter. Yay! Wants a friend like him lol:(Video of Booth on Bones) is thinking "Too bad there's not a block feature on your phone like on your email hehe" Hopes Sara isn't lost lol Is not a charity case!! If you don't want to meet with me then don't!! is wondering if there are any single women around here! Everyone's married! Not a bad thing but still! MARCH STatus Messages: thinks sleeping on it works really well! Is wondering if anyone has a taser gun or stun gun I can borrow? lol(This is the only one so far I find inappropriate!!!) lives in a land full of married people! Quit asking me if I have a boyfriend already LOL! Sure I'm single but every man I know is taken so there! is visiting another planet tonight! I wish I could live there is happy her brother brought coffee straight from Jamaica!! And awesome wedding pictures!! is going through intense spiritual therapy! praise God! is wondering what the heck is wrong with calling women gorgeous/beautiful! I am not gay! I can do it all I want! grr! thinks soynuts is the new sunflower seeds is happy that tomorrow's Wednesday! yay! is suffering from the aftermath of sunbathing all afternoon and will do it again tomorrow! Crazy am I! is amazed that they're still in love with eachother after two decades of marriage loves GOD don't you? =D won't be surprised if someone comes to church with a gun tomorrow and decides to shoot me(ok that might be a wee inappropriate?) thinks that this kind of weather is great dog poop picker-upper weather! has learned today that the cure to lonliness is to spend more time with friends not get a boyfriend FEBRUARY STATUS MESSAGES: is awesome according to you is wondering how one can become obsessed with God thinks he's just like catnip! LOL thinks godly men are a rare breed lol is wondering why I like to listen to love songs when I don't even have a boyfriend lol. Is that a sin? is a prude! are you?? :P wants to grow her hair really long waist length. Will you let me no? is waiting for somebody, something, somewhere likes her bed hair. Can I keep it like this? is leaving on a jet plane for that crazy island on LOST is wondering why God makes some guys irresistably attractive? JANUARY STATUS MESSAGES: coulda swore her cat told her "Hey gorgeous!" what?? that's what I would say to someone =) is wondering why my cat likes to play with my nose while I sleep? is thanking God for her awesome friend! He's every woman's dream guy friend and the best brother in Christ for a single woman thighs are sore from attempting to post on a horse yesterday. Wait was that tmi? can't sleep and pissed off at someone who looked at me like I was a psycho! grr! ok I am but not that way! is listening to underground dance. Anyone wanna dance with me?? =D is leaving on a jet plane! Hold me close and never let me go! hehe

What did I say that was inappropriate? People I have added having been talking and I don't want to ask her what inappropriate things I said. So I will post all of my status messages. You gotta help me figure this out because I am panicking, wishing I could move away but my physical(I can function on my own but my illnesses are expensive to manage food costs). and mental illnesses are keeping me home. I'm 24 and yes I do sound psycho and immature. Please tell me what was innappropriate and why: So here we go: MAY Status Messages: got her speech therapist addicted to LOST! didn't think that Cupid would be so cute!!! ;) is extremely nervous about a meeting thinks it's funny that a character on How I Met Your Mother is named Marshall Erickson. Must be a common name lol! (note that name is the same name as my pastor) APRIL status messages: is depressed and pissed off because nobody will let me clear my name! is wondering why a pastor would say that bitterness causes one to fornicate. I thought lonliness and craving affection and hormones causes one to fornicate? not bitterness. Confusing! is finding it extremely hard to forgive her Wishes Dr. Sweets on Bones was my therapist hehe feels like a teenager. Not sure what age though lol can't believe she woke up from a three hour nap misses her HUC family I love you guys! is drinking the sweetness of MT DEW at 9PM!!!!!!!!! Complete surrender and trust in God fulfills all one's needs, longings and desires. Praise him siblings in Christ! Has learned a valuable lesson that marriage is sacred and worth defending. worth defending each other. is thinking about hosting a country dance party at the shop. Wanna join? lol is relaxing while my 4 yr old neice vacuums my room lol has learned that it will rain for the next 7 Sundays since it rained on Easter. Yay! Wants a friend like him lol:(Video of Booth on Bones) is thinking "Too bad there's not a block feature on your phone like on your email hehe" Hopes Sara isn't lost lol Is not a charity case!! If you don't want to meet with me then don't!! is wondering if there are any single women around here! Everyone's married! Not a bad thing but still! MARCH STatus Messages: thinks sleeping on it works really well! Is wondering if anyone has a taser gun or stun gun I can borrow? lol(This is the only one so far I find inappropriate!!!) lives in a land full of married people! Quit asking me if I have a boyfriend already LOL! Sure I'm single but every man I know is taken so there! is visiting another planet tonight! I wish I could live there is happy her brother brought coffee straight from Jamaica!! And awesome wedding pictures!! is going through intense spiritual therapy! praise God! is wondering what the heck is wrong with calling women gorgeous/beautiful! I am not gay! I can do it all I want! grr! thinks soynuts is the new sunflower seeds is happy that tomorrow's Wednesday! yay! is suffering from the aftermath of sunbathing all afternoon and will do it again tomorrow! Crazy am I! is amazed that they're still in love with eachother after two decades of marriage loves GOD don't you? =D won't be surprised if someone comes to church with a gun tomorrow and decides to shoot me(ok that might be a wee inappropriate?) thinks that this kind of weather is great dog poop picker-upper weather! has learned today that the cure to lonliness is to spend more time with friends not get a boyfriend FEBRUARY STATUS MESSAGES: is awesome according to you is wondering how one can become obsessed with God thinks he's just like catnip! LOL thinks godly men are a rare breed lol is wondering why I like to listen to love songs when I don't even have a boyfriend lol. Is that a sin? is a prude! are you?? :P wants to grow her hair really long waist length. Will you let me no? is waiting for somebody, something, somewhere likes her bed hair. Can I keep it like this? is leaving on a jet plane for that crazy island on LOST is wondering why God makes some guys irresistably attractive? JANUARY STATUS MESSAGES: coulda swore her cat told her "Hey gorgeous!" what?? that's what I would say to someone =) is wondering why my cat likes to play with my nose while I sleep? is thanking God for her awesome friend! He's every woman's dream guy friend and the best brother in Christ for a single woman thighs are sore from attempting to post on a horse yesterday. Wait was that tmi? can't sleep and pissed off at someone who looked at me like I was a psycho! grr! ok I am but not that way! is listening to underground dance. Anyone wanna dance with me?? =D is leaving on a jet plane! Hold me close and never let me go! hehe -- Again don't take my side, don't make compliments, tell me what might have creepd some people out that reached my mom? I know it wasn't anyone from my church so i

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Asked once before but looking for more responses...? I have a dog who is maybe a quarter to half pit, and the rest lab. She will be two in april. I was told when i got her that she was a quarter boxer and they were not sure what else. Anyways, My boyfriends two nephews come over everyday. While the five year old is fine and either pets the dog or just leaves her alone, the two year old runs around screaming at the top of his lungs( for no reason) and for some reason( not innocently or accidently ) always tries to torture her and my cat. He will do things like jump on the dogs tail, try to pull her around by her collar(the front of it), hit her in the face, lay on her, pull on her legs and such,etc.,etc.etc. With the cat he will throw her, pull her tail, try to choke her, stuff her in the toy box and other places. I dont condone of this behavior at all and will put him in time out for these things or slap him on the hand, i normally watch him carefully and will catch him before or in the middle of doing these things but i feel his mother should be the one watching him. I have a two year old son myself and have never had any issues with my dog, i got the dog when my son was 3 months and the dog was about four months. They hit it off from the get go. He has done everything to that dog and she has never even looked at him funny for it. She will either lay there or she will just move. The thing is.. i have always called my son her baby and her my sons dog, they play together and get along great. She has been well socialized with kids, cats, other dogs, pretty much anything you can think of. She is fine with my son putting his hands in her bowl while she is eating or drinking and she is kennel trained. I have always worked with her and she has always been great. The other day though she finally turned around and snapped at my boyfriends nephew. I was suprised and yet at the same time could not blame her for it. She deals with alot and listens to his screams half the day. She did not bite him but she did scare him. She got in trouble and put in the kennel where she stayed the rest of the time he was there. Do you think she has never snapped at my son because she seems him as part of the pack and should i expect her to be just as good with every other child? I thought maybe part of the difference in my son laying on her as opposed to the nephew laying on her is that my son only weighs 22 pounds, the nephew weighs almost 45. Im just irritated, not so much with the dog as i am, my boyfriends sister. She does not watch her kids while they are over and will let them do whatever they want while she sits on the computer or phone. Her response to the dog snapping at him besides being shocked, was that she does not want her son getting bit but maybe he needs to to learn. That is not the way i look at it all. While i dont want him to get bit, i also dont want my dog turning mean and being like this with kids because she thinks that every one of them is going to torture her like this kid does. I guess my question is this. Do i tell the mother that she does not need to being the kid over at all if she cant watch him and he is going to be mean to the animals or do i leave my dog locked up while the boy is here. I dont think its fair for the dog to have to be in the kennel. She has done nothing wrong. My dog weighs around 75 pounds. She is a big girl and i believe had it been her intention to hurt him, it would not have been hard. I am down to the point where i dont want the kid over, i have tried working with him on how to treat the animals although i believe its his mothers job to do this and he has not responded to punishment or being talked to. I think it also doesnt help that the mother doesnt seem to care enough to sit there with me and atleast show him that she does not condone of it either. She thinks everything he does is cute. So, what do i do? tell the mother that she needs to teach her son how to treat animals and not bring him over till he can be nice or do i put the dog in the kennel, garage, room, etc.? * 1 week ago Additional Details 1 week ago Here are some pictures of her, as well as her and my son. http://www.flickr.com/photos/31511057@N0... 1 week ago I told my boyfriend some ground rules need to be set with his sister and he has agreed that it may not be a good idea for them to come over until the boy learns how to treat animals. This has only became a real problem about two days ago when she nipped at him. I have been watching him and her both very closely. Like i said, her normal reaction is to lay there or just walk away, she just got fed up. I have been on the mother of the child about watching him and the child as well but it seems that the child is probably going to have to be kept from coming over. On another note, i really appreciate the feedback and dont want anyone to assume i have done nothing. This child has been put in time out and slapped on the hand for torturing my dog. We have also told the mother she needs to keep a close eye on her son. She has not done so. Tommorrow is going to be the big talk with her because i am fed up, my dog has never acted this way till this kid came around. Also, am going to try taking away the computer from the annoying sister who doesnt watch her kids. hopefully this will help as well. We will see how things go tommorrow, if it goes how i think it will. No more bratty two year old. I hate to say it that way but thats how it is, have met alot of children who acted badly but never one quite like hers. This is not only how he acts towards animals but other kids as well. He has kicked, bit, and layed on my son (my son is 23 pounds, the other child is fourty five pounds and only a month older, my son could not breathe). I dont really trust this child in the house, period, but its not entirely my choice. Half tempted to put him in the kennel when he comes over.

just want to see if anyone can anwer all these? If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights? Does the President have to pay taxes? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? How fast do hotcakes sell? If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? What is a male ladybug called? Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? Do cows drink milk? How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water? Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? I didnt wonder all these. I found them at bored.com. Theres thousands of them. Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get cheater

do you like my story? please read my story (you dont have to read all of it) and tell me what you think. Thankss! btw im 14 years old. I wake up and realize that i'm in the middle of History class and I have about 5 people staring at me. I wipe my eyes and notice my teacher is still in the middle of the lesson. When I yawn, he looks at me and frowns. "Ms. Cutler, I have warned you times before, there is no sleeping in my class!" Mr.Barrymore says almost spitting every word. I roll my eyes. This isn't the first time I've fallen asleep, actually its my seventh time this year. As I tell everyone else, its not my fault, I mean maybe I would stay awake if the lessons had some words that I understand. I mean, all I hear is boring ancient stuff and I just peacefully doze off. My name is Maria Cutler and I have absolutely no interest in school. You can't blame me though, i'm just a fourteen year old girl in my freshman year whos constantly around braniacs. For example, my dad. Science, science, science. Thats all it ever is when you talk to that man, and honestly I can't take it. And then theres mom. Her best subject is lecturing. "Maria this, and Maria that, and Maria did you know.." thats all I ever hear from her. Everytime I get a test back or a report card you can always count on them to join together and form the science lecture club. My dad will tell me how I "Shouldn't take every day things for granted because there is a lot of science behind it" and my mom will tell me how "If I dont study, I will never succeed". Oh and you can't forget my brother Tyson. He's a senior in high school and hes the exact opposite of me. Hes gotten honor roll for every year hes been there and theres no stopping him now. Whenever I have one of his old teachers, all I ever hear is "And your related to Tyson?". So thats my story and theres not much else to it. The bell rings and its ninth period. The very last period of the day! I slowly trudge along to art class (my favorite class). The same people I dont want to see are all in this class but at least my doodling comes in handy. Don't get me wrong, im not a social loner. In fact, I've got many friends. And along with the friends are the annoying jocks who always hit on me and my friends. And yes, I admit I was blessed with pale blue green eyes, golden locks of perfect curly hair and a small "cute" nose. I walk up to the art door where Miss. Perrin is quieting everybody down. Then comes Charlie, the jock of the year that every girl want's. Unfortunately he has had this big thing for me ever since seventh grade. "Hey Mia, whats up?" "Not too much, yourself?" "Just hangin" He says nodding his head slowly "awesome, wow, now im bored" I say sarcastically as I push past him to my seat. He follows me and sits in the seat next to mine. "Thats Megan's seat" I say trying to get him to leave. "Shes not here today" he said as he smiled his big dimply smile and started doing his head nod again. Its not that Charlie wasn't cute, he was the cutest jock at the school with his blonde hair and blue eyes, but I knew that if we hooked up, I would be the girl that all the popular girls would hate, so I simply ignored him. "So Mia, the weathers getting pretty warm, huh?" "Yes Charlie, it is getting warm, Its called summer and it is usually hot and I need my space, so please-" He cut me off. "Hey, no worries. So what do you say about going out for some ice cream later today? Ya know, just the two of us." he put his arm around my chair. "You just don't give up, do you?" I say as I do my famous eye rolling and then push his hand away. "Ladies and gentleman, please take a seat in your assigned chairs." Miss. Perrin says looking at Charlie. He sighs and lifts up his eyebrows like hes expecting an answer, but I just shrug and ignore him. When he leaves I can hear Rita Binners snickering about me and I know exactly why. Rita has liked Charlie for almost four years now. It used to be that she was the shy quiet one, but once her parents got divoced and she started getting spoiled rotten, all the populars couldn't get enough of her. So now shes a rich popular blonde who still has her hopes that someday Charlie will fall for her. So I turn around and face Rita. "Yes?" I say as I raise my eyebrows. "What?" She snickers. "Ladies please" Miss. Perrin is standing right infront of me and I turn around. "Sorry". Then ninth period is over and all I can do is rush to my locker. The bad part about school ending is that even when I get home I know that my mom is going to force me to do my homework the minute I walk in. But its better than school so I rush out the doors of West High school and I guess it was a little too fast because the next thing I know, I am on the ground with all of my books on the ground next to me and a group of five girls are standing there laughing. "Um..ouch" I say trying to get someone to help me but all I hear is the annoying giggling of the girls. Thats the thing about my school (West high), if you don't know someone and they need help, you either walk away or laugh at them. But since im not completely helpless I get up, brush off and keep walking. When I get home I have an unpleasant surprise waiting for me. As I walk to my front door, I see an angry mom standing there waiting for me. I hesitantly walk up the steps and push past her but of course she grabs my arm. "Maria Janelle Cutler, where in the world do you think your going?" she says and I can tell shes about to lecture me. "Well I was going to my room but I guess thats not a good enough answer for you." I say trying to sound smart. "Young lady, after seeing your report card I am NOT in the mood for your sarcasm." my mom says still holding on to my arm. "Oh yeah, the report card.." I say. The truth is, I had no idea they were coming out and I was pretty mad at myself for letting mom see them before me, but I shrug and snatch the orange envelope from her hands. "Its that bad, huh?" I was always smart with my mom, it really did help to add humor to situations like this one. "Look mom, its my teachers, they just-". Of course she cut me off. "Oh so now its your teachers fault? God Maria, wake up. This isnt preschool anymore, this is high school and grades matter. Because if you don't get good grades then whats happens? no colleges want you, and when no colleges want you? You end up with a minimum wage job. Actually you would be lucky to even get a job, so if these grades don't improve soon, you will be faced with the consequences. Do you understand me?". There goes moms lectures. "Yes ma'am" I say as I run upstairs. Should I open the report card? hmmm...yeah. Here are the results that practically blew off my moms head. History: C- science: D Lang. arts: C Art: B- gym: B (they didnt like my attitude when it came to uniforms) reading: C geometry: F Spanish: C Well at least I got a couple B's. But I knew I had to improve my grades. And of course while I am thinking of my terrible grades, Tyson gets home. I don't want to run downstairs because I know that he got his report card today also, but I did. And as I walked down the steps, i'm praying that he gets at least one C or a couple B's instead of his all A grades. "Hey Ty" I say as I hug him. Me and my brother are close. I know its hard to believe because we are so different, but hes the only one that doesn't criticize my work. He just calls me "Unique". "Hey lil sis" he says taking his baseball hat off. "So...you got your report card today, huh?" he says. "Yup, you?" I say knowing that mom told him about my terrible grades. "Mmmhmmm". I don't want to be nosey but I see his report card laying on the table so I pick it up. As I start to unfold and open the envelope, my mom is standing there with a smile plastered on her face. "At least somebody in this house is concerned about their future" she says as patting my brothers back. I don't pay attention and just roll my eyes. He got all A's. I smile my fake smile and hand it to him. The next day of school isn't much better. The minute I walk into science, Mr.Wenfred hands me my missing assignment sheet and yells at me for being late. I just quietly take my seat and pretend like I actually know whats going on. Thats my technique, I pretend like im following the words with my eyes and do my occasional nod. You see, its not that I don't want to learn or anything, its just that my teachers all have such bad ways of teaching. We just sit there in the uncomfortable dirty desks for six hours while the teachers try to use their "adult vocabulary". So anyways, im nodding my head when I see out of the corner of my eye a new girl. I turn my head and there she is. I heard there was going to be someone knew but I didnt know its was a girl or what she looked like or anything. She's this thin tall looking pale girl with freakishly light blonde hair which was in a sloppy notty bun. Her eyes are big and blue and her nose is so small you couldn't even tell it was a nose. She had like orange brown freckles across her nose. Her mouth was colorless and she had very thin lips. She was wearing this so out-of-style red shirt with a pocket at the chest and there was a picture of a puppy by the color. She was also wearing a pink dyed denim skirt which totally did not go with her red shirt. I laughed at pity when I realized she was totally into Mr.Wenfred's lesson, taking notes and stuff. While I was looking at her pathetic wardrobe, Mr. Wenfred slammed his ruler pointer thing on my desk which made me jump and make a weird sounding "yelp". Everybody laughed. "Ms. Cutler, why do I suppose your eyes were not on your paper?" he said scratching his gray balding head. "Uhm...I just noticed there was a new girl and I thought it was rude how you didnt really introduce her" I said proud of my self that I had thought of something. My teacher laughed his "Its funny how stupid you are" laugh and squinted my eyes. "Thats funny class, I thought she was introduced!" He said looking at the classroom. I could tell the girl was not comfortable with us talking about her. "You see Ms.Cutler, thats what happens when your late to class." He said staring at me. "Oh well...my name is Mia...well actually its Maria to you, not Ms.Cutler" I say doing my famous eye rolling. He laughed and said, "Okay Ms.Cutler" and the whole class snickered. "But since I do have a couple of late students, why don't you introduce yourself" He says walking over to the new girl and patting her on the back. She stood up, pulled her ugly shirt down so her stomach wasnt showing and blew her scraggly bangs away from her eyes. "Oh..okay, well...my name is uh...my name is Scout Mayer" She said squinting and coughing and scrathcing her head. "Scout?!" I practically burst out with laughter but I controlled myself. "Yes, thats right" She said nodding her head and fake smiling. "Oh" I say widening my eyes and making a weird "What the heck" look. "Oh and class, will anybody offer to take Ms. Mayer around and give her a tour of the school?" Mr. Wenfred says taking slow steps around our desks. Since nobody raised their hands Scout blushed and said "Its okay really, I will find my way around". Mr. wenfred ignores her and looks directly at me. "Ms. Cutler, since you seem to know so much, how about you show her around." He says smiling at me. Mr. Wenfred is a big guy with short stubby fingers. Hes not even that old but he has all white hair. Whenever he smiles, you can see the braces that he has in the back of his teeth. His nose is slightly big and has nose hairs coming out of it. His eyes are always squinting so i cant even tell what color they are. So anyways, now everybody in the class is looking at me and the new girl is fidgeting with her pencil. "Actually, I really have to go somewhere" I say with a fake "Im-so-sorry" look. "No, Ms.Cutler that was not a question, it was a statement" he says. "Ms. Mayer, this is Maria Cutler. After this class which is in about five minutes, you will be guided by Ms.Cutler. I will alert your teachers and give you each a pass.". I sighed but knew that there was no way out of this. So after about five minutes the period is over and I know that Mr.Wenfred is watching me. I walk over to the new girl. "Hi, I guess since I have to do this, it is partly your fault." I say shallowy. I didn't like to be a bitch but my next class was Language Arts and my teacher Mrs.Teamer was sick which meant we had a substitute. I loved having substitutes because all of them were clueless and we just usually got free time. "I...I'm sorry" She stutters and frowns. "Whatever". "So...You are Mia right?" "Uhm...no...my name is acutally Maria" "Oh I'm sorry, I guess I just heard someone call you "Mia" so I thought-" "Yeah whatever" So Im showing her around the art room and I notice shes being really quiet. Im not in a jolly mood myself but since I should at least get to talk if Im going to miss a great class I say "So, do you like art?" sounding as casual as I can without sounding too nice. "Um..Its..", it looked like she was about to cry. "Its okay" She says almost choking back tears. "Whats wrong?" I say smacking my apple flavored gum that Susan (one of my best friends) had given me. She shook her head and looked down at her feet. "Okay". And I look over to where I could see her eyes and tears start pouring down. "Its just. Its my brother" she says looking at me. "What do you mean?" I ask. "Well, he...he loved art" She says running her hand down a sculpture right besides us of a cat. "Oh, so he doesnt anymore?" I say. But then something in my brain finally clicks and I cover my mouth with my hand and say "Wow im stupid...Im so sorry". She laughs a small sad laugh and says "Its okay". I dont want to pry but im wondering oh and btw its not the full story.

Only a Man would try this? This is just the funniest thing be ready to wipe your eyes from laughing too hard Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a Great Gift for the Wife. ..... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best ... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and .... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD .WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . WHAT THE.!!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, then one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! P.s... My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

who can find the funniest cat picture? 10 pts to whoever finds me the cutest or funniest cat picture..... ready.............set.......... GO

what would be a cute/funny motto for a cat? if cats could talk what would be a funny saying or motto that you can picture it saying?

Is this true or false?? i dnt care how long this is!!?

is this stupid or what exuse the language there abd little ppls? [16:27] xoluvstosmilexo: has joined the chat [16:27] x3h0ckeystx3: has joined the chat [16:27] leah: has joined the chat [16:27] Sus: has joined the chat [16:27] xoluvstosmilexo: hey [16:28] leah: hi [16:28] xoluvstosmilexo: invite more ppl [16:28] Sus: hi [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:28] heyitsmekyle1996: has joined the chat [16:28] xoluvstosmilexo: who is heyitskyle?? [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: kyle [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: middlenman [16:28] Sus: kyle duhhhh [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: oo uhm u no uhm mo's x? [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: rite? [16:29] Trevor: has joined the chat [16:29] x3h0ckeystx3: duh [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: is it?? [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: well hren [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: then** [16:29] Sus: eww trevor................ 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[16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: olaaaaaaaaaaaa [16:30] xoluvstosmilexo: ive seen u b4 bcuz in chorus u get in truble [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: mi home slice of apple pie [16:30] Sus: guess what ppl i might go to the derby with my mom and kayla mighjt be there [16:31] leah: ollllla [16:31] Sus: ello [16:31] leah: trevor tlk you heffer [16:31] Trevor: what [16:31] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a heffer??? [16:31] Sus: anybody read my thinggy about derby [16:31] Sus: ??? [16:31] heyitsmekyle1996: did u find out if i can go [16:31] Sus: trevor want to come [16:31] Sus: ?? [16:32] heyitsmekyle1996: he wont [16:32] Sus: i didnt no myt mommy dosent kno if were going [16:32] heyitsmekyle1996: he is pissed at everyone [16:32] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a heffer?? [16:32] leah: kyle anser me in the conversation we were haivng [16:32] leah: and i am going to the derby with susan [16:32] Trevor: has left the chat [16:32] Sus: ewwwww about what r u speaking [16:32] leah: stuff [16:32] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is heffer? answer my ? [16:33] Sus: m=we might do so i hope you dont mind me asking if kyle can go???... [16:33] leah: i dont knwo kyle god damnit anser me [16:33] Sus: its a fat person like a cow or something [16:33] x3h0ckeystx3: allyah ur soo not fucking redneck u cant go to da friggen derby jesus crist [16:33] x3h0ckeystx3: hahahah jk [16:33] leah: wow [16:33] xoluvstosmilexo: lea ur abitch [16:34] leah: GASP [16:34] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a bitch [16:34] Sus: yes u dont gota be redneck to go to a dreby hunny it just good ckean fun made by rednecks [16:34] leah: WHY I FOGOT WHAT HEFFER WAS WHEN I CALLED U IT AND I AM SORRY BUT I CALL EVERYONE A HEFFER [16:34] heyitsmekyle1996: its from a fire department [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: wtf i was jking god damit [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: HUNNYYYY [16:34] heyitsmekyle1996: its not redneck [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: fyi [16:34] xoluvstosmilexo: well leah ur a heffer [16:35] xoluvstosmilexo: haha [16:35] leah: I KNO [16:35] Sus: im a hick and i go searia you fit with nme and i jk god [16:35] leah: i can be a hick [16:35] Sus: no kyle its not there just one of the sponsers [16:35] leah: if i wanted [16:35] heyitsmekyle1996: im not but i have been [16:35] Sus: sure [16:35] x3h0ckeystx3: ? [16:35] x3h0ckeystx3: wtf [16:35] xoluvstosmilexo: whats a hick?? [16:35] Sus: were hav you been kyle?? [16:35] heyitsmekyle1996: here [16:36] Sus: hold on [16:36] xoluvstosmilexo: wow susan [16:36] leah: I LIKE PIE [16:36] x3h0ckeystx3: okay kyle r u going to da derby [16:36] heyitsmekyle1996: that rachel girl is really stupid [16:36] xoluvstosmilexo: ur stupid [16:36] Sus: searia you should se if you can go [16:36] leah: she is going [16:36] leah: derrrr [16:37] Sus: i didnt know dat go [16:37] Sus: god [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: its sierra and i have been goig fo like a month now [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: well so do we all meet there [16:37] Sus: ** [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im not stupid im smarter than u! atleast i dont get kicked out of class. [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: so [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: ooo [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im not stupid im smarter than u! atleast i dont get kicked out of class. [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: shutup [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: u shutup [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: u dont know me [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: ive seen u [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: u dont no me [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: i have been going to the derby for eva and we planned for dis for lika month [16:38] xoluvstosmilexo: u odnt no me soo dont even start talking shit [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: can we stop arguing [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: oooooooooooooo [16:38] Sus: god nock it off retards [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: noo [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: stfu kyle [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: with ur like wigga asss [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: o sierra [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: its on [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: and how am i a wigger [16:38] leah: lol [16:39] heyitsmekyle1996: i wear skate clothes [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: gooo sierra idk what a wigger is but goo sierra [16:39] Sus: lol [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: soo what the nigga [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: were skat clothes [16:39] scott: has joined the chat [16:39] scott: hey [16:39] leah: i am gonna wear sk8 clothes just to piss everyone off [16:39] scott: hey [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: hi [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: ahhaahah [16:39] heyitsmekyle1996: wat r u talking about [16:39] Sus: lol hi scott [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] heyitsmekyle1996: prove im a wigger [16:40] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a wigger??? [16:40] Sus: hold on [16:40] scott: shut up susan [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: ur were like in w.c " i just got in a gansta chalk fight"\ [16:40] Sus: wait whos aguring??? [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi scott [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: me and kyle [16:40] Sus: y?? [16:40] scott: hey [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: bc hes a wigga [16:40] scott: was sup peeps [16:41] leah: nm jc' [16:41] scott: who is goin 2 morgans and sierras party? [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a wigger?? [16:41] scott: say i [16:41] scott: i [16:41] leah: i [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: i think i m [16:41] Sus: i am [16:41] leah: i [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: white nigger [16:41] Sus: im calling a few [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im white [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: but ur not a nigga [16:41] leah: ok [16:41] GizmoHockey: has joined the chat [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: okay [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch please [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: o my fuckin god i were skate clothes my clothes arent to big [16:42] leah: kyle anser me on the other thingy [16:42] Sus: guys stop your acting like retards [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: and i say dude nonstop [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: yaaaaaaaaaaa trick yaaaaaaaa [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: aaaa [16:42] GizmoHockey: wtf [16:42] scott: who is heyitsmekyle [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: get out my face [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: hi garret [16:42] Sus: gerrit?? [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: who the hell is gizmohockey? [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: who r u people this is getting scary [16:42] scott: who is heyitsemekyle [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wow?? [16:42] GizmoHockey: has left the chat [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: scott ur retarded [16:43] scott: who said that [16:43] Sus: kyle middlemen scott [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: okaygizmo hockey is blakes cousin [16:43] scott: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [16:43] scott: sup mi nigga [16:43] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wow [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: sup [16:43] heyitsmekyle1996: i hope scott gets shot [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: nooooooooooooo [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: ur a dick [16:43] scott: thanks [16:43] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:44] scott: o bitch please [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: thats my saying [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: o w.e [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: hahah [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: i like u not hahahaahahhaahhahaahah [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: im bored [16:44] scott: omog [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: omg what?? [16:44] leah: hola [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: ola [16:45] Sus: imconfused [16:45] Sus: im [16:45] Sus: ** [16:45] scott: me 2 [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: wow u all r slow [16:45] scott: kyle im me personally [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: ihy [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: who me? [16:45] Sus: heyy hoo asked what a hick is [16:45] yaa heard MEHH x: has joined the chat [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: hey tayy [16:45] yaa heard MEHH x: heyy [16:45] Sus: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylc=X3oDMTE1MmI4N2IyBF9TAzIxMTU1MDAxMTgEc2VjA2Fuc19ub3QEc2xrA3N1YmplY3Q-;_ylv=3?qid=20080507133916AAc14ei check out dat link [16:45] scott: heyyyy [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: who invited dat bitch [16:45] leah: ola [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a bitch [16:46] leah: kyle anser me [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ur mom [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur dad [16:46] yaa heard MEHH x: ok scott................... y did u touch mi butt in chorus today? [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww taylor [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ewwww [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ww [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: wwww [16:46] scott: i didnt [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: w [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewewewewewe [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewewewewew [16:46] scott: so shutup bitch [16:46] heyitsmekyle1996: has left the chat [16:46] scott: i didnt [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a btich [16:46] yaa heard MEHH x: like goin in the door [16:46] leah: wow [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: scott dont ltk botu taylor like tht [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ur a hoe taylor [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu sieera [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: ITS SIERRA [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: ughhh [16:47] yaa heard MEHH x: sierra shut up ur the one going out with blake EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: w/e [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww i no rite [16:47] scott: i know ewww [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:47] yaa heard MEHH x: go rache n scott!! [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:47] Sus: whoo r u ppl?? [16:47] leah: umm i like balek hello [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: blake is a fag [16:47] scott: taylor u think i am gay so dont talk 2 me [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: taylor ur just a fucking slut who has no life and is a fag [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: taylor is not a slut [16:48] Sus: ewww black is a fat ass bitch hoo will be a hommo drag queen when he grows up [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: hahahahahah [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: hahaha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: ahahha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: ahaahahha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: aahahahah [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: funy [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: taylor isnt a slut soo stfu sierra [16:48] leah: i like blake [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: no rachel [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [16:48] Sus: with taylor?? [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: YEs [16:48] Sus: in confused who r u ppl??? [16:48] scott: ewww allyah [16:48] Sus: name urselves [16:49] scott: dont like blake a [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: exactly! [16:49] leah: what grr [16:49] leah: i cna like who i want [16:49] scott: allyah might go out wit kyle m [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: blake is a FAG [16:49] scott: HE IS A BIG ! [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww [16:49] scott: 1 [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:49] Sus: so kyle is cute and sweet [16:49] scott: stfu [16:49] scott: i am 2 [16:49] scott: so ha [16:49] x3h0ckeystx3: eww [16:49] Sus: ewww no [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf? [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: allyah [16:50] Footbal4Life96: has joined the chat [16:50] scott: hey adam [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: wh o dis [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: and sierra u have no fucknig room to call taytlor a slut [16:50] Sus: hi ppl i dont kno [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: ow .e ur just a fat hoe [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch [16:50] yaa heard MEHH x: hoo thinks im a slut say I [16:50] scott: yes she does rachel dont talk 2 my friend like that u fat bitch [16:50] Sus: who r u?? [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: fuck u [16:50] scott: I [16:50] leah: not much love but i love you all [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: allayh [16:51] scott: ew [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: y do u like blake [16:51] leah: b/c i do [16:51] yaa heard MEHH x: scott u think im a slut? [16:51] leah: and ur goingn out with him [16:51] scott: stfu about blake he is a fucking fag [16:51] Sus: whoo?? [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: i think ur a shity slut [16:51] scott: no affence seirra [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: taylor [16:51] xoluvstosmilexo: scott ur a fag [16:51] scott: u r rahcel and fuck u and ur whole generation [16:51] leah: not much love in this chat rom but i love you all [16:52] Sus: hes a mini g=drag queen [16:52] scott: stfu allyah [16:52] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu bitch u have no life u r a gay fag [16:52] Sus: ily allyah [16:52] leah: wtf i didnt do anything [16:52] scott: whoi [16:52] leah: ily2 susan [16:52] leah: and sierra [16:52] leah: and rachel [16:52] Sus: yay and serra of course [16:52] x3h0ckeystx3: RACHEL IS A SCUM BAGG WID NO FUCKING LIFE [16:52] leah: and scott when he is not mean [16:52] scott: ew [16:52] x3h0ckeystx3: GRRRV MI NAME IS SPELLEDE SIERRA [16:52] Sus: eww u [16:53] xoluvstosmilexo: SHUT THE FUCK UP SIERRA U BITCH ASS MOTHA FUCKING HOR [16:53] leah: i am so confused [16:53] scott: me 2 [16:53] leah: eww what scott [16:53] x3h0ckeystx3: O IM SO SCARED OF UR FATR ASS ALL U HAVE TO DO IS SIT ON ME AND I PROBABLE DIE [16:53] scott: My writeing is sexy [16:53] leah: wow [16:53] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch [16:53] scott: ur all so mean [16:54] xoluvstosmilexo: good [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: O WELL LOL [16:54] scott: thats not good [16:54] leah: am i mean scott [16:54] Sus: im cofused too [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: SHUT UP RACHEL [16:54] scott: everybody say ily [16:54] scott: ily [16:54] xoluvstosmilexo: NO! [16:54] leah: ily [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: LIY [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: ILY** [16:54] Sus: ily not scott though [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHHAAHA [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHAHAHAA [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHAHAHA [16:54] scott: fuck u susan [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHA'HA'HA'AHAH'AHA [16:54] scott: all looking like courtney the slut [16:54] leah: that is messed up soctt ily [16:55] scott: has left the chat [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: SHUT UP ALLAYH UR STUPID [16:55] leah: lolz [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAH J [16:55] leah: i am not [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: K [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] scotchtape1212: has joined the chat [16:55] scotchtape1212: im back [16:56] scotchtape1212: Susan y are u so mean 2 me now? [16:56] scotchtape1212: i mean seriouslt [16:56] scotchtape1212: ly@#$%^ [16:56] scotchtape1212: anybody there [16:56] scotchtape1212: hello [16:56] leah: scott ur just saying that cuz u like here [16:56] scotchtape1212: and she has been mean 2 me latley [16:56] scotchtape1212: SPEAK! [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: bcuz u annoy her [16:57] scotchtape1212: stfu rach [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: no [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: u [16:57] leah: okay well what if we all started being mean to you you woodnt say ly and shit like that [16:57] scotchtape1212: u [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: U [16:57] scotchtape1212: allyah stfu [16:57] scotchtape1212: ILAOU [16:57] leah: no [16:57] leah: ok [16:57] scotchtape1212: UR ALL MEAN! [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: GOOD [16:58] x3h0ckeystx3: u ppl are faggy [16:58] scotchtape1212: me [16:58] scotchtape1212: tal [16:58] x3h0ckeystx3: no [16:58] leah: susan r u there and i am not mean at this point me and sierra and susan r the nicest nes in this chatroom [16:58] scotchtape1212: fuck u rach u fat ass slut [16:58] yaa heard MEHH x: has left the chat [16:58] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch please do u c urself [16:58] scotchtape1212: yea [16:59] scotchtape1212: ok [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: yea ok im rite [16:59] Sus: you we talkin bout?? [16:59] x3h0ckeystx3: finaly that fatty ass slutttttyy bitch is gone [16:59] scotchtape1212: hell yay [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu [16:59] scotchtape1212: susan [16:59] scotchtape1212: u are u so mean 2 me [16:59] leah: STOP ALL OF U THIS IS FUCKING STUPID [16:59] scotchtape1212: susan y are u so mean 2 me? [16:59] leah: SUSAN HE WILL GET OVER IT [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: its not my faught tht ppl r fags in here cough cough scott [17:00] scotchtape1212: thanks [17:00] leah: WOW [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: heyy ur mean perso [17:00] xoluvstosmilexo: urwelcome [17:00] scotchtape1212: thats a complment [17:00] Sus: what i havent been typeing i was kidding about the ily not scott though [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: shut up rachel ur fat and a mean bitch [17:00] scotchtape1212: JK [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ily scottttttt [17:00] scotchtape1212: This all was a joke [17:00] scotchtape1212: hahaha [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: hahhaahhahahaha [17:00] Sus: knock it off u all r being rude y r u fighting?? [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ahaahahaha [17:00] scotchtape1212: y dont u love me susan [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ahahahaahha [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: aahaahah [17:00] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch shut the hell up u think ur cool sierra u need to get a life sierra ur going out with a ga yfag soo i gess that make u one [17:01] Sus: i do i wAS kidding [17:01] x3h0ckeystx3: i made a funy [17:01] leah: omg was all this shit a joke between rahcel and scott [17:01] scotchtape1212: Iwsusan! [17:01] scotchtape1212: yes [17:01] leah: no one cares [17:01] xoluvstosmilexo: okay? [17:01] scotchtape1212: sSHE DOES [17:01] scotchtape1212: so ahahahha [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: who cares? [17:02] scotchtape1212: i love everyone besisdes allyah! [17:02] Sus: iwsusan?? [17:02] leah: susan u care that scott wants you [17:02] scotchtape1212: jk [17:02] scotchtape1212: ilyallyah [17:02] leah: : ( [17:02] scotchtape1212: and susan [17:02] Sus: np not really no to be mean [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: ilyy rachellllllllllllll [17:02] Sus: no** [17:02] leah: ily2 [17:02] scotchtape1212: and sierra [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: ily2 sieerrraa [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: HEHEHEHHEE [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: EE [17:02] Sus: ily u all!!!!!!!!!! [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: has left the chat [17:03] Sus: SEARRIA LEFT [17:03] leah: ily all 2! [17:03] leah: wahhh its so sad [17:03] Sus: IKR [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: has joined the chat [17:03] Sus: SHE BAC [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: she is back [17:03] leah: SIERRA [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:03] scotchtape1212: Iwwwwweveryone [17:03] Sus: SERRA U BAC [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:03] scotchtape1212: yayayayayyayayya [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: I WAS REMOVED [17:03] Sus: UWALLYAH?? [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:03] leah: he wants everyone obviously [17:03] Sus: ALLYAH UR GOING OUT WITH KYLE???? [17:03] leah: no [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww [17:04] leah: who told you that [17:04] scotchtape1212: ur goin 2 [17:04] Sus: U WANT TO?? [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHAHAHA [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwww [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: EWWW [17:04] Sus: IDGI [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwwwww [17:04] scotchtape1212: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: SHE LIKEBLAKE TOOOOOOO [17:04] leah: so what if i am and yes i want to wher have u been [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:04] leah: yes i do [17:04] scotchtape1212: y are u [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwwwww [17:04] scotchtape1212: that is a bad cupole not [17:04] Sus: IM MY MOTHER ROOM THANX [17:04] leah: y am i what [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: what?? [17:04] leah: what [17:04] leah: ohhh [17:04] leah: in her mothers room [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: BRBR I HAVED TO PEE [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] leah: doing what [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: EE [17:05] scotchtape1212: hey [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: hi?? [17:05] scotchtape1212: was sup everyone [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: scott have u missed the picture [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: ???? [17:05] leah: actually me and blake and me and kyle actually make a good couple [17:05] scotchtape1212: no [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: no [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: u dont [17:05] scotchtape1212: nooooooooooooooo [17:05] leah: yes [17:05] leah: we do [17:05] scotchtape1212: u and blake yes [17:05] Sus: TALKING ABOUT ME LEAVING AT 11:15 FRIDAY [17:05] scotchtape1212: u and kyle no [17:05] Footbal4Life96: kyle who [17:05] scotchtape1212: and blakes a fag [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: yes he is [17:05] leah: ur all mean [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: thankyou [17:06] Sus: ahhhhhh [17:06] leah: u/w and why woodnt me and kyle make a good coouple [17:06] scotchtape1212: BLAKE IS A FAG [17:06] Footbal4Life96: has left the chat [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: yes he is [17:06] Sus: Susan Smith: heyy r u and allyah going out?? +14437993620 will receive your messages on a mobile device. For best results, send a long message, rather than several short messages. (Note: Wireless carriers may charge the recipient fees for receiving and sending SMS messages.) +14437993620: No would u care if i did Susan Smith: kinda i would probably get jelious but thats ok trust me ill be fine if you treat me same' Susan Smith: r u going to is she asking?? +14437993620: Id rather go out with u but u dont want to [17:06] scotchtape1212: heyyyyyy was sup everyone i am so bored and i wana go 2 sleep [17:06] Sus: ignor the hing after heyy u and allyah r going out [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: wow' [17:07] Sus: thing** [17:07] leah: what r u tlking about [17:07] scotchtape1212: idk [17:07] Sus: im texting him with my yahoo [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: w/e??? [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wowo [17:07] scotchtape1212: who [17:07] leah: eww i am gonna do that [17:07] Sus: so STFU AND STOP COPYING ME [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: lool [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: lol*** [17:08] scotchtape1212: im bored [17:08] Sus: idc [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: same [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: thanx susan [17:08] scotchtape1212: u should [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:08] Sus: idc rite know [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: ur nice [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: PUSH 2V IF UR GOING ICE SKATING [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: RIDAY [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: 2 [17:08] leah: what r we tlking about [17:08] scotchtape1212: 2v [17:08] leah: susan why r u mad [17:08] x3 sveta x3: has joined the chat [17:08] scotchtape1212: cuz she os [17:08] scotchtape1212: is [17:08] leah: why [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: 2v [17:08] scotchtape1212: cuz she is [17:09] x3h0ckeystx3: PUSH TWO IF U GOING ICE SKATING [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: 2 [17:09] leah: y and scott i am not tlking to you i am tlking to susan [17:09] scotchtape1212: omg [17:09] x3 sveta x3: has left the chat [17:09] scotchtape1212: im bored [17:09] Sus: bc im tried of evreyone having to do what i do it makes me so mad [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: wow leah? wwhat wrong wid u [17:09] scotchtape1212: good [17:09] scotchtape1212: =yea [17:09] scotchtape1212: =0 [17:09] x3h0ckeystx3: U COPY US ALLYA [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: okay?? [17:09] leah: okay w/e i wont then i dont have his number anyone [17:09] scotchtape1212: [17:09] leah: anyway [17:09] leah: and whatever [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: ok?/ [17:10] Sus: good ppl away do what i do [17:10] scotchtape1212: hi [17:10] leah: and no i dont sierra [17:10] Sus: or try to [17:10] xoluvstosmilexo: hi? [17:10] leah: no [17:10] scotchtape1212: if someones mom is looking tell them i said hi [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: W.E UYR A LIAR U MAKE UP EVERYTHING U SAY [17:10] scotchtape1212: yea allyah [17:10] scotchtape1212: gosh [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] Sus: my mommy said hi scott [17:10] scotchtape1212: yes [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: HI MS. TRISH [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: YEA U DO [17:10] xoluvstosmilexo: sometimes u do [17:10] scotchtape1212: my mom said hi [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: HI [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:10] scotchtape1212: hi susans mom [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] leah: has left the chat [17:11] scotchtape1212: yes [17:11] scotchtape1212: yes she lefyt [17:11] scotchtape1212: left [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:11] scotchtape1212: !@#&*() [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: U LIE SO FUCKING MUCH ALLAYH ANYWONDER NOONE LIKES U [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: uhm she left [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: O KAY OPPS [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: WELL ITS JST US [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: ok. [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: YEP [17:12] scotchtape1212: tell her that [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: soooo?? what do u guys wanna tlk bout? [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: HEHEEHEH [17:12] scotchtape1212: lol [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: IM BORED [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: SAME [17:12] scotchtape1212: i agree wit u susan [17:12] scotchtape1212: i <3 u for that [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: YEA IM EATING FROZEN PEANUT BUTTER [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [17:12] scotchtape1212: ew [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: IZZ GOOOOOODDDDDDD [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:12] scotchtape1212: susan tell allyah [17:13] leah: has joined the chat [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: she is baack [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: tell her urself [17:13] Sus: allyah is comming bac [17:13] x3h0ckeystx3: EWWW IZ ALLAYH THE LIAR [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:13] scotchtape1212: yes' [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:13] leah: can u stip [17:13] scotchtape1212: allyahgo sierra [17:13] scotchtape1212: go sierra [17:13] scotchtape1212: tell her [17:13] scotchtape1212: u go girlfriend [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: gtg pplzz bye bye bye bye <3 u all eccept for 2 pplz [17:13] x3h0ckeystx3: U LIE SO FUCKING MUCH ALLAYH ANYWONDER NOONE LIKES U [17:13] scotchtape1212: lol [17:14] scotchtape1212: d!@# [17:14] leah: ok [17:14] scotchtape1212: its the truth [17:14] leah: i really dont lie anymore but okay [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: BYE RACHEL [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: gtg pplzz bye bye bye bye <3 u all eccept for 2 pplz [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: ME [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: thanxx sierra [17:14] scotchtape1212: yes u do lie' [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: BYEEE [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: <333 [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: damn this is big fite [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: RACHEL [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: yea? [17:14] leah: okay name one time i have lied in the past week or two weeks [17:15] Sus: buyyyyyyy [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: bii susan [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:15] scotchtape1212: u even lie 2 morgan and lexie thats y they arnt bffls wit u know more and i am not ur bffl either until u get ur story straight [17:15] morganism: has joined the chat [17:15] Sus: hi morgan [17:15] morganism: hi [17:15] leah: with [17:15] leah: what [17:15] Sus: hi hi hi hi hi hi [17:15] leah: scott what story [17:15] Sus: ily morgan help me [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:15] morganism: ? [17:15] scotchtape1212: morgan everyone is tellling allyah about how she lies [17:15] leah: what story scott [17:15] Sus: there fighting [17:15] x3h0ckeystx3: I HATE U ALLAYH U LIKE SO FUCKING MUCH [17:15] scotchtape1212: ur lieing story [17:15] scotchtape1212: u lie 2 much [17:16] leah: okay i dont leie anymore ever since morgan and lexie tlked to me so u need to stop [17:16] xoluvstosmilexo: scott shutup ur just maknif things owse [17:16] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHA [17:16] morganism: ??????????????? [17:16] scotchtape1212: idc [17:16] Sus: what r u talking about seirra [17:16] xoluvstosmilexo: well then!!! [17:16] Sus: ??? [17:16] Sus: read this all [17:16] scotchtape1212: susan [17:16] scotchtape1212: doesnt allyah lie [17:16] leah: STOP i didnt do anything and this is comign out of no where i didnt do anything [17:16] Sus: yes scott [17:16] leah: thanx susan [17:16] leah: suxh a good sister \ [17:16] leah: standing up for me [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: wow susan watch out leah me beat ur ass up [17:17] scotchtape1212: she might eat her [17:17] Sus: saying yes as in what do you want and yes she lie [17:17] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHA [17:17] scotchtape1212: jk [17:17] x3h0ckeystx3: GOOD 1 SCOTT [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:17] Sus: but its natural [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:17] morganism: ??????????????? [17:17] Sus: evreyone lies [17:17] leah: i dont lie anymore [17:17] scotchtape1212: sure [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: htts impossible [17:17] leah: i am serious [17:17] scotchtape1212: ok [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: thts impossible [17:17] leah: at least like i did i dont lie like i did [17:17] scotchtape1212: ur lieing about it right now [17:17] Sus: every allyah you lie i lie everyone lies [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: damn scott [17:17] leah: maybe once in a while but not to my friends anymore [17:17] Sus: its a proven fact [17:18] x3h0ckeystx3: OK W.E [17:18] morganism: wut??????????????????????????????????????????????????? [17:18] scotchtape1212: but we all dont lie as much as she does [17:18] Sus: nvm forget i said anyhting [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: damn scott ur mean [17:18] scotchtape1212: no [17:18] x3h0ckeystx3: OKAY LOL [17:18] scotchtape1212: tell her susan [17:18] Sus: lol [17:18] leah: yeah you do scott [17:18] scotchtape1212: tell her 2 help ger [17:18] Sus: np [17:18] scotchtape1212: i know i lie [17:18] scotchtape1212: but i admit it [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:18] scotchtape1212: i dont lie about lieing [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: lol thtss ocnfusing [17:18] Sus: wow scott thats confusing [17:19] leah: okay i said i still lie but not to my fiends anymore [17:19] scotchtape1212: idc [17:19] leah: duhh [17:19] scotchtape1212: sure [17:19] Sus: evrey one lies to everyone [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: wow leah dont get soo pissed offf [17:19] Sus: ITS A PART OF LIFE [17:19] scotchtape1212: u lie 2 morgan and lexie all the time [17:19] Sus: GOD [17:19] leah: so i did admitt it so u need to shuit up asnd u lied this week already [17:19] scotchtape1212: no its not [17:19] morganism: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? [17:19] leah: and no i dont [17:19] scotchtape1212: how [17:19] morganism: NO ONE SHOULD LIE PERIOD OK?? [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: when?? [17:19] scotchtape1212: thank u morgan [17:19] Sus: morgan what were u saying at lunch about ur party?? [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: nice one morgan [17:19] scotchtape1212: this better not happen at the party [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: damn [17:20] morganism: i no [17:20] x3h0ckeystx3: OKAY [17:20] xoluvstosmilexo: l0l [17:20] x3h0ckeystx3: THEN [17:20] morganism: if it wil i wont have it at all [17:20] leah: it wont cuz eeryone that is going hates me so i wont go [17:20] scotchtape1212: ok [17:20] leah: sorry morgan [17:20] Sus: talk to me dont get involved [17:20] Sus: ((to morgan)) [17:20] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wowo [17:20] x3h0ckeystx3: GOOD NO 1 LIKE U ALLAYH UR A FAT SCUMBAG [17:20] xoluvstosmilexo: damn sierra [17:20] scotchtape1212: ready if someone starts shi% u are getting kicked out of morgans party period and ur aloud 2 snitch about it [17:20] Sus: NOCK IT OFF [17:20] xoluvstosmilexo: scott stfu [17:21] Sus: IM NOT PLAYING STOP NOW [17:21] scotchtape1212: no [17:21] xoluvstosmilexo: yes [17:21] Sus: STFU U ALL [17:21] Sus: NOW LISTEN [17:21] x3h0ckeystx3: SCOTT U KANT KICK PPL OUT OF SOMTHING THAT NOT URS [17:21] Sus: OK?? [17:21] scotchtape1212: morgan said that [17:21] xoluvstosmilexo: scott stfu [17:21] scotchtape1212: so hahaha [17:21] scotchtape1212: u [17:21] xoluvstosmilexo: u [17:21] Sus: EVBERYONE LIES ITS A PART OF LIFE [17:21] xoluvstosmilexo: do someting bout it scott i dare u do something!! [17:21] scotchtape1212: no its not [17:21] Sus: EVERYONE** [17:21] scotchtape1212: no its not [17:21] scotchtape1212: no [17:21] x3h0ckeystx3: DID U SAY DAT MORGAN [17:21] Sus: YES IT IS [17:21] scotchtape1212: nononononononononononon [17:21] scotchtape1212: i win' [17:21] xoluvstosmilexo: do someting bout it scott i dare u do something!! [17:21] scotchtape1212: ok [17:21] Sus: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [17:21] scotchtape1212: 2morrow [17:21] leah: scott u even aid u lie so shut up [17:21] scotchtape1212: bring it [17:22] Sus: KNOCK IT OFFF [17:22] x3h0ckeystx3: OKAY [17:22] Sus: NOW!!!!!! [17:22] xoluvstosmilexo: bring it [17:22] Sus: IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU [17:22] xoluvstosmilexo: ok then ill c u tomorrow [17:22] Sus: STOP NOW [17:22] xoluvstosmilexo: no [17:22] morganism: who??? [17:22] leah: sierra if u hate me hy have u been nice to me except now it like came out of no where and that is not fiar [17:22] x3h0ckeystx3: SHUT UP ALLAYH U LIE SO FRIGGEN MUCH NO 1 CAN TRUST [17:22] scotchtape1212: u lie more i only lie 2 my parents and ppl i dont like i dont lie 2 my friends cough cough allyah [17:22] Sus: ALLYAH THE PPL FIGHTING [17:22] leah: no i dont so shut up [17:22] leah: i admit that i did [17:22] morganism: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! [17:23] xoluvstosmilexo: i gtg [17:23] leah: but i dont anymore [17:23] xoluvstosmilexo: bibibibibibibibibi [17:23] scotchtape1212: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [17:23] Sus: MORGAN**: IM TALKING TO THE PPL FIGHTING [17:23] scotchtape1212: drama [17:23] Sus: BUYY RACHEL [17:23] xoluvstosmilexo: BI BI luvs u all except for 1 prson [17:23] morganism: im0 confus.ed!!!!!! [17:23] scotchtape1212: me [17:23] morganism: who? [17:23] scotchtape1212: omg [17:23] xoluvstosmilexo: has left the chat [17:23] Sus: ILY <3 [17:23] morganism: aaaah [17:23] scotchtape1212: ok [17:23] Sus: MORGAN HERE [17:23] scotchtape1212: u know what [17:23] morganism: wut [17:23] scotchtape1212: i am getting 2 the point [17:23] scotchtape1212: dont fing lie [17:23] x3h0ckeystx3: I HATE U ALLAYH [17:23] scotchtape1212: jesus [17:24] scotchtape1212: me 2 [17:24] Sus: 16:27] xoluvstosmilexo: has joined the chat [16:27] x3h0ckeystx3: has joined the chat [16:27] leah: has joined the chat [16:27] Sus: has joined the chat [16:27] xoluvstosmilexo: hey [16:28] leah: hi [16:28] xoluvstosmilexo: invite more ppl [16:28] Sus: hi [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:28] heyitsmekyle1996: has joined the chat [16:28] xoluvstosmilexo: who is heyitskyle?? [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: kyle [16:28] x3h0ckeystx3: middlenman [16:28] Sus: kyle duhhhh [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: oo uhm u no uhm mo's x? [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: rite? [16:29] Trevor: has joined the chat [16:29] x3h0ckeystx3: duh [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: is it?? [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: well hren [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: then** [16:29] Sus: eww trevor................ [16:29] Sus: srry but nooo' [16:29] x3h0ckeystx3: hahah [16:29] leah: hahahahahahahahaha [16:29] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:29] heyitsmekyle1996: who is xoluvstosmilexo [16:29] Sus: rachel [16:29] x3h0ckeystx3: i cant belive kala smith is ur god sister [16:29] x3h0ckeystx3: ewww [16:29] Sus: rachel s. [16:30] leah: i know right [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: yeaaaa [16:30] Sus: llol allyah [16:30] Sus: !!!!!!!!!!! [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: heyy kylw [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: kyle** [16:30] Sus: its susan but ok [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: ? [16:30] leah: its allyah [16:30] leah: hola [16:30] Sus: hi [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: ? [16:30] leah: but everyone knows that [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: ??? [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: olaaaaaaaaaaaa [16:30] xoluvstosmilexo: ive seen u b4 bcuz in chorus u get in truble [16:30] x3h0ckeystx3: mi home slice of apple pie [16:30] Sus: guess what ppl i might go to the derby with my mom and kayla mighjt be there [16:31] leah: ollllla [16:31] Sus: ello [16:31] leah: trevor tlk you heffer [16:31] Trevor: what [16:31] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a heffer??? [16:31] Sus: anybody read my thinggy about derby [16:31] Sus: ??? [16:31] heyitsmekyle1996: did u find out if i can go [16:31] Sus: trevor want to come [16:31] Sus: ?? [16:32] heyitsmekyle1996: he wont [16:32] Sus: i didnt no myt mommy dosent kno if were going [16:32] heyitsmekyle1996: he is pissed at everyone [16:32] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a heffer?? [16:32] leah: kyle anser me in the conversation we were haivng [16:32] leah: and i am going to the derby with susan [16:32] Trevor: has left the chat [16:32] Sus: ewwwww about what r u speaking [16:32] leah: stuff [16:32] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is heffer? answer my ? [16:33] Sus: m=we might do so i hope you dont mind me asking if kyle can go???... [16:33] leah: i dont knwo kyle god damnit anser me [16:33] Sus: its a fat person like a cow or something [16:33] x3h0ckeystx3: allyah ur soo not fucking redneck u cant go to da friggen derby jesus crist [16:33] x3h0ckeystx3: hahahah jk [16:33] leah: wow [16:33] xoluvstosmilexo: lea ur abitch [16:34] leah: GASP [16:34] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a bitch [16:34] Sus: yes u dont gota be redneck to go to a dreby hunny it just good ckean fun made by rednecks [16:34] leah: WHY I FOGOT WHAT HEFFER WAS WHEN I CALLED U IT AND I AM SORRY BUT I CALL EVERYONE A HEFFER [16:34] heyitsmekyle1996: its from a fire department [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: wtf i was jking god damit [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: HUNNYYYY [16:34] heyitsmekyle1996: its not redneck [16:34] x3h0ckeystx3: fyi [16:34] xoluvstosmilexo: well leah ur a heffer [16:35] xoluvstosmilexo: haha [16:35] leah: I KNO [16:35] Sus: im a hick and i go searia you fit with nme and i jk god [16:35] leah: i can be a hick [16:35] Sus: no kyle its not there just one of the sponsers [16:35] leah: if i wanted [16:35] heyitsmekyle1996: im not but i have been [16:35] Sus: sure [16:35] x3h0ckeystx3: ? [16:35] x3h0ckeystx3: wtf [16:35] xoluvstosmilexo: whats a hick?? [16:35] Sus: were hav you been kyle?? [16:35] heyitsmekyle1996: here [16:36] Sus: hold on [16:36] xoluvstosmilexo: wow susan [16:36] leah: I LIKE PIE [16:36] x3h0ckeystx3: okay kyle r u going to da derby [16:36] heyitsmekyle1996: that rachel girl is really stupid [16:36] xoluvstosmilexo: ur stupid [16:36] Sus: searia you should se if you can go [16:36] leah: she is going [16:36] leah: derrrr [16:37] Sus: i didnt know dat go [16:37] Sus: god [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: its sierra and i have been goig fo like a month now [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: well so do we all meet there [16:37] Sus: ** [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im not stupid im smarter than u! atleast i dont get kicked out of class. [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: so [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: ooo [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im not stupid im smarter than u! atleast i dont get kicked out of class. [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: shutup [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: u shutup [16:37] heyitsmekyle1996: u dont know me [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: ive seen u [16:37] xoluvstosmilexo: u dont no me [16:37] x3h0ckeystx3: i have been going to the derby for eva and we planned for dis for lika month [16:38] xoluvstosmilexo: u odnt no me soo dont even start talking shit [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: can we stop arguing [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: oooooooooooooo [16:38] Sus: god nock it off retards [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: noo [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: stfu kyle [16:38] x3h0ckeystx3: with ur like wigga asss [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: o sierra [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: its on [16:38] heyitsmekyle1996: and how am i a wigger [16:38] leah: lol [16:39] heyitsmekyle1996: i wear skate clothes [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: gooo sierra idk what a wigger is but goo sierra [16:39] Sus: lol [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: soo what the nigga [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: were skat clothes [16:39] scott: has joined the chat [16:39] scott: hey [16:39] leah: i am gonna wear sk8 clothes just to piss everyone off [16:39] scott: hey [16:39] xoluvstosmilexo: hi [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: ahhaahah [16:39] heyitsmekyle1996: wat r u talking about [16:39] Sus: lol hi scott [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:39] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi [16:40] heyitsmekyle1996: prove im a wigger [16:40] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a wigger??? [16:40] Sus: hold on [16:40] scott: shut up susan [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: ur were like in w.c " i just got in a gansta chalk fight"\ [16:40] Sus: wait whos aguring??? [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: hi scott [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: me and kyle [16:40] Sus: y?? [16:40] scott: hey [16:40] x3h0ckeystx3: bc hes a wigga [16:40] scott: was sup peeps [16:41] leah: nm jc' [16:41] scott: who is goin 2 morgans and sierras party? [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf is a wigger?? [16:41] scott: say i [16:41] scott: i [16:41] leah: i [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: i think i m [16:41] Sus: i am [16:41] leah: i [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: white nigger [16:41] Sus: im calling a few [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: excuse me im white [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: but ur not a nigga [16:41] leah: ok [16:41] GizmoHockey: has joined the chat [16:41] x3h0ckeystx3: okay [16:41] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch please [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: o my fuckin god i were skate clothes my clothes arent to big [16:42] leah: kyle anser me on the other thingy [16:42] Sus: guys stop your acting like retards [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: and i say dude nonstop [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: yaaaaaaaaaaa trick yaaaaaaaa [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: aaaa [16:42] GizmoHockey: wtf [16:42] scott: who is heyitsmekyle [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: get out my face [16:42] x3h0ckeystx3: hi garret [16:42] Sus: gerrit?? [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: who the hell is gizmohockey? [16:42] heyitsmekyle1996: who r u people this is getting scary [16:42] scott: who is heyitsemekyle [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wow?? [16:42] GizmoHockey: has left the chat [16:42] xoluvstosmilexo: scott ur retarded [16:43] scott: who said that [16:43] Sus: kyle middlemen scott [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: okaygizmo hockey is blakes cousin [16:43] scott: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [16:43] scott: sup mi nigga [16:43] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wow [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: sup [16:43] heyitsmekyle1996: i hope scott gets shot [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: nooooooooooooo [16:43] x3h0ckeystx3: ur a dick [16:43] scott: thanks [16:43] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:44] scott: o bitch please [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: thats my saying [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: o w.e [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: hahah [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: i like u not hahahaahahhaahhahaahah [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [16:44] x3h0ckeystx3: im bored [16:44] scott: omog [16:44] xoluvstosmilexo: omg what?? [16:44] leah: hola [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: ola [16:45] Sus: imconfused [16:45] Sus: im [16:45] Sus: ** [16:45] scott: me 2 [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: wow u all r slow [16:45] scott: kyle im me personally [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: ihy [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: who me? [16:45] Sus: heyy hoo asked what a hick is [16:45] yaa heard MEHH x: has joined the chat [16:45] xoluvstosmilexo: hey tayy [16:45] yaa heard MEHH x: heyy [16:45] Sus: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylc=X3oDMTE1MmI4N2IyBF9TAzIxMTU1MDAxMTgEc2VjA2Fuc19ub3QEc2xrA3N1YmplY3Q-;_ylv=3?qid=20080507133916AAc14ei check out dat link [16:45] scott: heyyyy [16:45] x3h0ckeystx3: who invited dat bitch [16:45] leah: ola [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a bitch [16:46] leah: kyle anser me [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ur mom [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur dad [16:46] yaa heard MEHH x: ok scott................... y did u touch mi butt in chorus today? [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww taylor [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ewwww [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ww [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: www [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: wwww [16:46] scott: i didnt [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: w [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewewewewewe [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ewewewewew [16:46] scott: so shutup bitch [16:46] heyitsmekyle1996: has left the chat [16:46] scott: i didnt [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: ur a btich [16:46] yaa heard MEHH x: like goin in the door [16:46] leah: wow [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: scott dont ltk botu taylor like tht [16:46] x3h0ckeystx3: ur a hoe taylor [16:46] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu sieera [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: ITS SIERRA [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: ughhh [16:47] yaa heard MEHH x: sierra shut up ur the one going out with blake EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: w/e [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww i no rite [16:47] scott: i know ewww [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:47] yaa heard MEHH x: go rache n scott!! [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:47] Sus: whoo r u ppl?? [16:47] leah: umm i like balek hello [16:47] xoluvstosmilexo: blake is a fag [16:47] scott: taylor u think i am gay so dont talk 2 me [16:47] x3h0ckeystx3: taylor ur just a fucking slut who has no life and is a fag [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: taylor is not a slut [16:48] Sus: ewww black is a fat ass bitch hoo will be a hommo drag queen when he grows up [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: hahahahahah [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: hahaha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: ahahha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: ahaahahha [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: aahahahah [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: funy [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: taylor isnt a slut soo stfu sierra [16:48] leah: i like blake [16:48] x3h0ckeystx3: no rachel [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [16:48] Sus: with taylor?? [16:48] xoluvstosmilexo: YEs [16:48] Sus: in confused who r u ppl??? [16:48] scott: ewww allyah [16:48] Sus: name urselves [16:49] scott: dont like blake a [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: exactly! [16:49] leah: what grr [16:49] leah: i cna like who i want [16:49] scott: allyah might go out wit kyle m [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: blake is a FAG [16:49] scott: HE IS A BIG ! [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww [16:49] scott: 1 [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [16:49] Sus: so kyle is cute and sweet [16:49] scott: stfu [16:49] scott: i am 2 [16:49] scott: so ha [16:49] x3h0ckeystx3: eww [16:49] Sus: ewww no [16:49] xoluvstosmilexo: wtf? [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: allyah [16:50] Footbal4Life96: has joined the chat [16:50] scott: hey adam [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: wh o dis [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: and sierra u have no fucknig room to call taytlor a slut [16:50] Sus: hi ppl i dont kno [16:50] x3h0ckeystx3: ow .e ur just a fat hoe [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch [16:50] yaa heard MEHH x: hoo thinks im a slut say I [16:50] scott: yes she does rachel dont talk 2 my friend like that u fat bitch [16:50] Sus: who r u?? [16:50] xoluvstosmilexo: fuck u [16:50] scott: I [16:50] leah: not much love but i love you all [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: allayh [16:51] scott: ew [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: y do u like blake [16:51] leah: b/c i do [16:51] yaa heard MEHH x: scott u think im a slut? [16:51] leah: and ur goingn out with him [16:51] scott: stfu about blake he is a fucking fag [16:51] Sus: whoo?? [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: i think ur a shity slut [16:51] scott: no affence seirra [16:51] x3h0ckeystx3: taylor [16:51] xoluvstosmilexo: scott ur a fag [16:51] scott: u r rahcel and fuck u and ur whole generation [16:51] leah: not much love in this chat rom but i love you all [16:52] Sus: hes a mini g=drag queen [16:52] scott: stfu allyah [16:52] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu bitch u have no life u r a gay fag [16:52] Sus: ily allyah [16:52] leah: wtf i didnt do anything [16:52] scott: whoi [16:52] leah: ily2 susan [16:52] leah: and sierra [16:52] leah: and rachel [16:52] Sus: yay and serra of course [16:52] x3h0ckeystx3: RACHEL IS A SCUM BAGG WID NO FUCKING LIFE [16:52] leah: and scott when he is not mean [16:52] scott: ew [16:52] x3h0ckeystx3: GRRRV MI NAME IS SPELLEDE SIERRA [16:52] Sus: eww u [16:53] xoluvstosmilexo: SHUT THE FUCK UP SIERRA U BITCH ASS MOTHA FUCKING HOR [16:53] leah: i am so confused [16:53] scott: me 2 [16:53] leah: eww what scott [16:53] x3h0ckeystx3: O IM SO SCARED OF UR FATR ASS ALL U HAVE TO DO IS SIT ON ME AND I PROBABLE DIE [16:53] scott: My writeing is sexy [16:53] leah: wow [16:53] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch [16:53] scott: ur all so mean [16:54] xoluvstosmilexo: good [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: O WELL LOL [16:54] scott: thats not good [16:54] leah: am i mean scott [16:54] Sus: im cofused too [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: SHUT UP RACHEL [16:54] scott: everybody say ily [16:54] scott: ily [16:54] xoluvstosmilexo: NO! [16:54] leah: ily [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: LIY [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: ILY** [16:54] Sus: ily not scott though [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHHAAHA [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHAHAHAA [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHAHAHA [16:54] scott: fuck u susan [16:54] x3h0ckeystx3: AHAHA'HA'HA'AHAH'AHA [16:54] scott: all looking like courtney the slut [16:54] leah: that is messed up soctt ily [16:55] scott: has left the chat [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: SHUT UP ALLAYH UR STUPID [16:55] leah: lolz [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAH J [16:55] leah: i am not [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: K [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] x3h0ckeystx3: JK [16:55] scotchtape1212: has joined the chat [16:55] scotchtape1212: im back [16:56] scotchtape1212: Susan y are u so mean 2 me now? [16:56] scotchtape1212: i mean seriouslt [16:56] scotchtape1212: ly@#$%^ [16:56] scotchtape1212: anybody there [16:56] scotchtape1212: hello [16:56] leah: scott ur just saying that cuz u like here [16:56] scotchtape1212: and she has been mean 2 me latley [16:56] scotchtape1212: SPEAK! [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: bcuz u annoy her [16:57] scotchtape1212: stfu rach [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: no [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: u [16:57] leah: okay well what if we all started being mean to you you woodnt say ly and shit like that [16:57] scotchtape1212: u [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: U [16:57] scotchtape1212: allyah stfu [16:57] scotchtape1212: ILAOU [16:57] leah: no [16:57] leah: ok [16:57] scotchtape1212: UR ALL MEAN! [16:57] xoluvstosmilexo: GOOD [16:58] x3h0ckeystx3: u ppl are faggy [16:58] scotchtape1212: me [16:58] scotchtape1212: tal [16:58] x3h0ckeystx3: no [16:58] leah: susan r u there and i am not mean at this point me and sierra and susan r the nicest nes in this chatroom [16:58] scotchtape1212: fuck u rach u fat ass slut [16:58] yaa heard MEHH x: has left the chat [16:58] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch please do u c urself [16:58] scotchtape1212: yea [16:59] scotchtape1212: ok [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: yea ok im rite [16:59] Sus: you we talkin bout?? [16:59] x3h0ckeystx3: finaly that fatty ass slutttttyy bitch is gone [16:59] scotchtape1212: hell yay [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: stfu [16:59] scotchtape1212: susan [16:59] scotchtape1212: u are u so mean 2 me [16:59] leah: STOP ALL OF U THIS IS FUCKING STUPID [16:59] scotchtape1212: susan y are u so mean 2 me? [16:59] leah: SUSAN HE WILL GET OVER IT [16:59] xoluvstosmilexo: its not my faught tht ppl r fags in here cough cough scott [17:00] scotchtape1212: thanks [17:00] leah: WOW [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: heyy ur mean perso [17:00] xoluvstosmilexo: urwelcome [17:00] scotchtape1212: thats a complment [17:00] Sus: what i havent been typeing i was kidding about the ily not scott though [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: shut up rachel ur fat and a mean bitch [17:00] scotchtape1212: JK [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ily scottttttt [17:00] scotchtape1212: This all was a joke [17:00] scotchtape1212: hahaha [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: hahhaahhahahaha [17:00] Sus: knock it off u all r being rude y r u fighting?? [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ahaahahaha [17:00] scotchtape1212: y dont u love me susan [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: ahahahaahha [17:00] x3h0ckeystx3: aahaahah [17:00] xoluvstosmilexo: bitch shut the hell up u think ur cool sierra u need to get a life sierra ur going out with a ga yfag soo i gess that make u one [17:01] Sus: i do i wAS kidding [17:01] x3h0ckeystx3: i made a funy [17:01] leah: omg was all this shit a joke between rahcel and scott [17:01] scotchtape1212: Iwsusan! [17:01] scotchtape1212: yes [17:01] leah: no one cares [17:01] xoluvstosmilexo: okay? [17:01] scotchtape1212: sSHE DOES [17:01] scotchtape1212: so ahahahha [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: who cares? [17:02] scotchtape1212: i love everyone besisdes allyah! [17:02] Sus: iwsusan?? [17:02] leah: susan u care that scott wants you [17:02] scotchtape1212: jk [17:02] scotchtape1212: ilyallyah [17:02] leah: : ( [17:02] scotchtape1212: and susan [17:02] Sus: np not really no to be mean [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: ilyy rachellllllllllllll [17:02] Sus: no** [17:02] leah: ily2 [17:02] scotchtape1212: and sierra [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: ily2 sieerrraa [17:02] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: HEHEHEHHEE [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: EE [17:02] Sus: ily u all!!!!!!!!!! [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:02] x3h0ckeystx3: has left the chat [17:03] Sus: SEARRIA LEFT [17:03] leah: ily all 2! [17:03] leah: wahhh its so sad [17:03] Sus: IKR [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: has joined the chat [17:03] Sus: SHE BAC [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: she is back [17:03] leah: SIERRA [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:03] scotchtape1212: Iwwwwweveryone [17:03] Sus: SERRA U BAC [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:03] scotchtape1212: yayayayayyayayya [17:03] x3h0ckeystx3: I WAS REMOVED [17:03] Sus: UWALLYAH?? [17:03] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:03] leah: he wants everyone obviously [17:03] Sus: ALLYAH UR GOING OUT WITH KYLE???? [17:03] leah: no [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewww [17:04] leah: who told you that [17:04] scotchtape1212: ur goin 2 [17:04] Sus: U WANT TO?? [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHAHAHA [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwww [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: EWWW [17:04] Sus: IDGI [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwwwww [17:04] scotchtape1212: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: SHE LIKEBLAKE TOOOOOOO [17:04] leah: so what if i am and yes i want to wher have u been [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:04] leah: yes i do [17:04] scotchtape1212: y are u [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: ewwwwww [17:04] scotchtape1212: that is a bad cupole not [17:04] Sus: IM MY MOTHER ROOM THANX [17:04] leah: y am i what [17:04] xoluvstosmilexo: what?? [17:04] leah: what [17:04] leah: ohhh [17:04] leah: in her mothers room [17:04] x3h0ckeystx3: BRBR I HAVED TO PEE [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: E [17:05] leah: doing what [17:05] x3h0ckeystx3: EE [17:05] scotchtape1212: hey [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: hi?? [17:05] scotchtape1212: was sup everyone [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: scott have u missed the picture [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: ???? [17:05] leah: actually me and blake and me and kyle actually make a good couple [17:05] scotchtape1212: no [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: no [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: u dont [17:05] scotchtape1212: nooooooooooooooo [17:05] leah: yes [17:05] leah: we do [17:05] scotchtape1212: u and blake yes [17:05] Sus: TALKING ABOUT ME LEAVING AT 11:15 FRIDAY [17:05] scotchtape1212: u and kyle no [17:05] Footbal4Life96: kyle who [17:05] scotchtape1212: and blakes a fag [17:05] xoluvstosmilexo: yes he is [17:05] leah: ur all mean [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: thankyou [17:06] Sus: ahhhhhh [17:06] leah: u/w and why woodnt me and kyle make a good coouple [17:06] scotchtape1212: BLAKE IS A FAG [17:06] Footbal4Life96: has left the chat [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: yes he is [17:06] Sus: Susan Smith: heyy r u and allyah going out?? +14437993620 will receive your messages on a mobile device. For best results, send a long message, rather than several short messages. (Note: Wireless carriers may charge the recipient fees for receiving and sending SMS messages.) +14437993620: No would u care if i did Susan Smith: kinda i would probably get jelious but thats ok trust me ill be fine if you treat me same' Susan Smith: r u going to is she asking?? +14437993620: Id rather go out with u but u dont want to [17:06] scotchtape1212: heyyyyyy was sup everyone i am so bored and i wana go 2 sleep [17:06] Sus: ignor the hing after heyy u and allyah r going out [17:06] xoluvstosmilexo: wow' [17:07] Sus: thing** [17:07] leah: what r u tlking about [17:07] scotchtape1212: idk [17:07] Sus: im texting him with my yahoo [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: w/e??? [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: oo wowo [17:07] scotchtape1212: who [17:07] leah: eww i am gonna do that [17:07] Sus: so STFU AND STOP COPYING ME [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: lool [17:07] xoluvstosmilexo: lol*** [17:08] scotchtape1212: im bored [17:08] Sus: idc [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: same [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: thanx susan [17:08] scotchtape1212: u should [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:08] Sus: idc rite know [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: ur nice [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: PUSH 2V IF UR GOING ICE SKATING [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: RIDAY [17:08] x3h0ckeystx3: 2 [17:08] leah: what r we tlking about [17:08] scotchtape1212: 2v [17:08] leah: susan why r u mad [17:08] x3 sveta x3: has joined the chat [17:08] scotchtape1212: cuz she os [17:08] scotchtape1212: is [17:08] leah: why [17:08] xoluvstosmilexo: 2v [17:08] scotchtape1212: cuz she is [17:09] x3h0ckeystx3: PUSH TWO IF U GOING ICE SKATING [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: 2 [17:09] leah: y and scott i am not tlking to you i am tlking to susan [17:09] scotchtape1212: omg [17:09] x3 sveta x3: has left the chat [17:09] scotchtape1212: im bored [17:09] Sus: bc im tried of evreyone having to do what i do it makes me so mad [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: wow leah? wwhat wrong wid u [17:09] scotchtape1212: good [17:09] scotchtape1212: =yea [17:09] scotchtape1212: =0 [17:09] x3h0ckeystx3: U COPY US ALLYA [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: okay?? [17:09] leah: okay w/e i wont then i dont have his number anyone [17:09] scotchtape1212: [17:09] leah: anyway [17:09] leah: and whatever [17:09] xoluvstosmilexo: ok?/ [17:10] Sus: good ppl away do what i do [17:10] scotchtape1212: hi [17:10] leah: and no i dont sierra [17:10] Sus: or try to [17:10] xoluvstosmilexo: hi? [17:10] leah: no [17:10] scotchtape1212: if someones mom is looking tell them i said hi [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: W.E UYR A LIAR U MAKE UP EVERYTHING U SAY [17:10] scotchtape1212: yea allyah [17:10] scotchtape1212: gosh [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] Sus: my mommy said hi scott [17:10] scotchtape1212: yes [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: HI MS. TRISH [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: YEA U DO [17:10] xoluvstosmilexo: sometimes u do [17:10] scotchtape1212: my mom said hi [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: HI [17:10] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:10] scotchtape1212: hi susans mom [17:10] leah: no i dont [17:10] leah: has left the chat [17:11] scotchtape1212: yes [17:11] scotchtape1212: yes she lefyt [17:11] scotchtape1212: left [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:11] scotchtape1212: !@#&*() [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: U LIE SO FUCKING MUCH ALLAYH ANYWONDER NOONE LIKES U [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: uhm she left [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: O KAY OPPS [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:11] x3h0ckeystx3: WELL ITS JST US [17:11] xoluvstosmilexo: ok. [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: YEP [17:12] scotchtape1212: tell her that [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: soooo?? what do u guys wanna tlk bout? [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: HEHEEHEH [17:12] scotchtape1212: lol [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: IM BORED [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: SAME [17:12] scotchtape1212: i agree wit u susan [17:12] scotchtape1212: i <3 u for that [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: YEA IM EATING FROZEN PEANUT BUTTER [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [17:12] scotchtape1212: ew [17:12] xoluvstosmilexo: eww [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: IZZ GOOOOOODDDDDDD [17:12] x3h0ckeystx3: LOL [17:12] scotchtape1212: susan tell allyah [17:13] leah: has joined the chat [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: she is baack [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: tell her urself [17:13] Sus: allyah is comming bac [17:13] x3h0ckeystx3: EWWW IZ ALLAYH THE LIAR [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:13] scotchtape1212: yes' [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:13] leah: can u stip [17:13] scotchtape1212: allyahgo sierra [17:13] scotchtape1212: go sierra [17:13] scotchtape1212: tell her [17:13] scotchtape1212: u go girlfriend [17:13] xoluvstosmilexo: gtg pplzz bye bye bye bye <3 u all eccept for 2 pplz [17:13] x3h0ckeystx3: U LIE SO FUCKING MUCH ALLAYH ANYWONDER NOONE LIKES U [17:13] scotchtape1212: lol [17:14] scotchtape1212: d!@# [17:14] leah: ok [17:14] scotchtape1212: its the truth [17:14] leah: i really dont lie anymore but okay [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: BYE RACHEL [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: gtg pplzz bye bye bye bye <3 u all eccept for 2 pplz [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: ME [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: thanxx sierra [17:14] scotchtape1212: yes u do lie' [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: BYEEE [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: <333 [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: damn this is big fite [17:14] x3h0ckeystx3: RACHEL [17:14] xoluvstosmilexo: yea? [17:14] leah: okay name one time i have lied in the past week or two weeks [17:15] Sus: buyyyyyyy [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: bii susan [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:15] scotchtape1212: u even lie 2 morgan and lexie thats y they arnt bffls wit u know more and i am not ur bffl either until u get ur story straight [17:15] morganism: has joined the chat [17:15] Sus: hi morgan [17:15] morganism: hi [17:15] leah: with [17:15] leah: what [17:15] Sus: hi hi hi hi hi hi [17:15] leah: scott what story [17:15] Sus: ily morgan help me [17:15] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:15] morganism: ? [17:15] scotchtape1212: morgan everyone is tellling allyah about how she lies [17:15] leah: what story scott [17:15] Sus: there fighting [17:15] x3h0ckeystx3: I HATE U ALLAYH U LIKE SO FUCKING MUCH [17:15] scotchtape1212: ur lieing story [17:15] scotchtape1212: u lie 2 much [17:16] leah: okay i dont leie anymore ever since morgan and lexie tlked to me so u need to stop [17:16] xoluvstosmilexo: scott shutup ur just maknif things owse [17:16] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHA [17:16] morganism: ??????????????? [17:16] scotchtape1212: idc [17:16] Sus: what r u talking about seirra [17:16] xoluvstosmilexo: well then!!! [17:16] Sus: ??? [17:16] Sus: read this all [17:16] scotchtape1212: susan [17:16] scotchtape1212: doesnt allyah lie [17:16] leah: STOP i didnt do anything and this is comign out of no where i didnt do anything [17:16] Sus: yes scott [17:16] leah: thanx susan [17:16] leah: suxh a good sister \ [17:16] leah: standing up for me [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: wow susan watch out leah me beat ur ass up [17:17] scotchtape1212: she might eat her [17:17] Sus: saying yes as in what do you want and yes she lie [17:17] x3h0ckeystx3: HAHAHAHA [17:17] scotchtape1212: jk [17:17] x3h0ckeystx3: GOOD 1 SCOTT [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:17] Sus: but its natural [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:17] morganism: ??????????????? [17:17] Sus: evreyone lies [17:17] leah: i dont lie anymore [17:17] scotchtape1212: sure [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: htts impossible [17:17] leah: i am serious [17:17] scotchtape1212: ok [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: thts impossible [17:17] leah: at least like i did i dont lie like i did [17:17] scotchtape1212: ur lieing about it right now [17:17] Sus: every allyah you lie i lie everyone lies [17:17] xoluvstosmilexo: damn scott [17:17] leah: maybe once in a while but not to my friends anymore [17:17] Sus: its a proven fact [17:18] x3h0ckeystx3: OK W.E [17:18] morganism: wut??????????????????????????????????????????????????? [17:18] scotchtape1212: but we all dont lie as much as she does [17:18] Sus: nvm forget i said anyhting [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: damn scott ur mean [17:18] scotchtape1212: no [17:18] x3h0ckeystx3: OKAY LOL [17:18] scotchtape1212: tell her susan [17:18] Sus: lol [17:18] leah: yeah you do scott [17:18] scotchtape1212: tell her 2 help ger [17:18] Sus: np [17:18] scotchtape1212: i know i lie [17:18] scotchtape1212: but i admit it [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: lol [17:18] scotchtape1212: i dont lie about lieing [17:18] xoluvstosmilexo: lol thtss ocnfusing [17:18] Sus: wow scott thats confusing [17:19] leah: okay i said i still lie but not to my fiends anymore [17:19] scotchtape1212: idc [17:19] leah: duhh [17:19] scotchtape1212: sure [17:19] Sus: evrey one lies to everyone [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: wow leah dont get soo pissed offf [17:19] Sus: ITS A PART OF LIFE [17:19] scotchtape1212: u lie 2 morgan and lexie all the time [17:19] Sus: GOD [17:19] leah: so i did admitt it so u need to shuit up asnd u lied this week already [17:19] scotchtape1212: no its not [17:19] morganism: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? [17:19] leah: and no i dont [17:19] scotchtape1212: how [17:19] morganism: NO ONE SHOULD LIE PERIOD OK?? [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: when?? [17:19] scotchtape1212: thank u morgan [17:19] Sus: morgan what were u saying at lunch about ur party?? [17:19] xoluvstosmilexo: nice one morgan [17:19] scotchtape1212: this better not happen at the part