My Funny Picture

Can anyone please post some funny pictures? My friend and i like to look at pictures that include: fat people doing weird things (not meant to be offensive) weird faces weird actions stuff like that... nothing boring or INAPPROPRIATE PLEASE or you will be reported.

How do I make pictures with funny captions? Like this image: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://files.sharenator.com/fat_kids_funny_caption_funny_fat_people-s500x400-61684.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sharenator.com/funny_fat_people_1/fat_kids_funny_caption-61684.html&usg=__bNJse_JyJhHG6Hhr-9HrUhJo9Sw=&h=400&w=500&sz=96&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=QhME38-3ZPrsgM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=173&ei=V-L0Tai_Asyv8QP2hNWOBw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bwith%2Bfunny%2Bcaption%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D605%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=147&vpy=92&dur=808&hovh=138&hovw=173&tx=134&ty=83&page=1&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1024&bih=605 You've probably seen them before. How do I make my own? Do you idiots not realise what my question is asking?

funny picture of the day (:? i felt kinda guilty for almost pissing myself laughing. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fat-people-love-cookies.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/5625/Fat%2BPeople%2BLove%2BCookies/&usg=__exIhgKuse-i9NgML1z8rQ5dWgGc=&h=450&w=600&sz=34&hl=en&start=15&zoom=1&tbnid=b1Z5oRMlFtQSBM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=187&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bfunny%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1W1ACGW_enUS392US392%26biw%3D1563%26bih%3D599%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C378&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1278&vpy=217&dur=654&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=158&ty=48&ei=vCfoTIzfF4KClAfA_eiVCQ&oei=oyfoTIyKHIWClAfIy5i3Cw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:15&biw=1563&bih=599

Does anyone know the "I shall sing you the song of my people" funny picture? It's a picture of this fat and old white guy with white hair playing some kind of flute or something, with only some kind of sumo-style diaper on, dancing. The caption says "I shall sing you the song of my people". It is the funniest picture I have seen in my entire life. lol PLEASE tell me if you know about this picture. please add the link if you have it. lol

where to find where it explains the different kind of profile pictures in a funny way? Okay i was looking for where to find or maybe someone could post the thing that explains what people profile pictures means or the ways they take them mean. Like for example i remember one from the list like taking a picture from above like means your fat.. or your trying to hide something? Anyone know what im talking about?

What's my chance of getting a girl (pic included)? I'm slightly concerned with my image, straight up how do i look (1-10)? And on the same scale: what's my chance of getting a really hot girl? http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/623_fat-goth-gangster.gif

Yo mama is so fat jokes (some not funny)? Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she inf

Is an overweight Goth Gangsta the most frightening type of Gangsta in your opinion? Be warned. This is not suitable viewing for the faint of heart: http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/623_fat-goth-gangster.gif

Do you find any of these fat jokes to be funny? Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar. The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." One guy was so fat, he had his own area code. You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you. Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..." I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections. And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes. Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short. But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out! Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator. The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month! Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!" Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp. You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World. You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite. Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise. Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please." Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!" Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

Why do people believe that it is OK to make fun of fat people? Its a form of discrimination, but its very socially acceptable. If someone were to yell out the n-word over a high school parking lot, I'm sure people would be in shock, but if someone were to yell "FAT ASS!", you'd probably hear more giggles than anything. Obesity, like anorexia, is considered a disease, both involving unhealthy relationships with food. Why then, would someone feel sorry for someone anorexic, but blame someone obese for their problem, calling them lazy or disgusting? If you don't believe me, just checkout some of the "Am I pretty" questions here on answers. Just today I've seen a few where the asker was a bit on the heavier side (not even obese) and some of the first answers were "Lose weight" or "God no, you're fat". Funny, there was a question last night asking if one of the girls in a picture was too thin. Health wise, she probably was, but many people were complementing her on her thinness and those that didn't got shot down and told they were "just jealous". So, when someone obese is walking down the street minding their own business and accidentally bumps into a complete and total stranger and hears "Watch it, fat ass" it's only because that stranger is so concerned about their unhealthiness that they feel the need to take it upon themselves to motivate that person into loosing weight by insulting them? So, when someone obese is walking down the street minding their own business and accidentally bumps into a complete and total stranger and hears "Watch it, fat ass" it's only because that stranger is so concerned about their unhealthiness that they feel the need to take it upon themselves to motivate that person into loosing weight by insulting them? Huh, strange.

My girlfriend needs help losing weight? When we're a restaurants, such as, McDonalds, she always orders everything. She's extremly fat. What do I do? I love her, but I'm afraid I might get crushed by her? Here's a pic of her: http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/people/623_fat-goth-gangster.gif This is serious.

Caption this picture? Best one gets 10 points :)? Basically you have to right a funny caption for the picture below: http://blog.buzzflash.com/files/images/bush_turkey.jpg I'll show an example of a picture with a funny caption: http://files.sharenator.com/fat_kids_funny_caption_funny_fat_people-s500x400-61684.jpg So just answer with a funny caption for the one I provided and the funniest one gets 10 points! :) Btw, the second picture wasn't supposed to offend overweight people, I'm overweight myself so it's all good(:

Help!! I think my sister Han on phobia of fat people!!? She tries to avoid them as much as possible and a couple of days ago I showed her a picture of one and she screamed and started to cry and another time I showed her a funny video (involving a overweight person) she screamed and ran to her room. I think she has a phobia and how can I help her we are really close.

Why do girls MySpace pictures look retarded? Seriously.... you ask a girl (very few girls are exempt from this) to send a picture or you look at her myspace and every picture on there is taken from above angled down with her squinting or grimacing. Are they that uncomfortable with how they look that they have to not only angle the camera down from above to hide their (real or imagined) neck fat, and grimace their face? I mean if you like to take funny pictures thats cool and all but I have seen a lot of myspaces where ALL the pictures look like that. Whenever I ask why they don't just send a picture of themselves straight on with no funny face they go "because I don't like how I look that way" THATS BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU REALLY LOOK! I finally decided to rant about this after seeing a news story about four girls that died in a car crash and when they showed the pictures of them they were all squinty angled myspace pictures! Seriously! These people died and apparently even their family had no normal pictures of them! Is my theory on why they take the pictures like that right? whats yours?

Funny Yo Momma Jokes...Add your own..Best never heard before gets 10 pts? I read these online. I have seen some people ask about yo momma jokes. I thought I'd post these. They are pretty funny. STAR if you laughed at any...and add your own yo mama so stupid that 10 minutes after she bought a pine tree air freshener for her car she gets pulled over for weaving all over the road...... the cop says why are u swerving.. yo mama says... there's a damn tree in my way. You mommas so dumb..she thought TIC TAC TOE was a breath mint for your foot. You Momma so black that everything she goes outside, the moon comes out. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips! Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank. Yo momma so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass Yo momma so short she can surf on a popsicle stick. Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Dorito. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. Yo momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple. Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick. Yo mama so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing Yo mama so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. Yo mama so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!" Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Why does my face always look like a funny shape in pictures? People always say "the camera never lies", and I'm attractive but whenever I take pictures of myself (and I have a good camera) it makes my forehead look enormous and lopsided, my cheeks look fat, my lips look awkward and crinkly, and my mouth look far away from my nose. I have been in modeling school and I've always been told I'm photogenic but I always look so horrible in pictures. Also the flash makes my skin look way paler than it actually is, but it doesn't come out if I don't use the flash. Are there any tricks I can use to actually look good in pictures, as everyone else is capable of doing?

Even MORE funny Jokes that i got from facebook.....READ!? read read read read i got thse off of facebook liking sites, so sum are for facebok :) enjoy saying your welcome really loudly when they dont say thankyou MUST...STOP...LIKING...THINGS! OMG thats so true! *like* Teacher calls it cheating, we call it teamwork I actually pay attention to the L and the R on my headphones. Mom..mom...mom.. LOOK LOOK LOOK! "thats lovely sweetie" you didnt even look! Laying in bed wiht your lights on wishing you had one of those clap lights i hate when you see a spider, go get something to kill it, then when you come back, its gone :( two muffins are baking in an oven. one muffin goes "shit its hot in here!" the other one loks over and goes "AHHH a talking muffin!" stop adding my fucking friends! you dont even know them! im not fat, im battling anorexia and winnign :D I dont look out windows at night cuz im scared ill see a face a white man said "colored people arent allowed here!" the black man turned arund and said " listen sir, i was born black i grew up black. i go out in the sun black. i will die black. you where born pink, grew up white., turn red in the sun, and die blue. dont tell me im colored." if skinny people go skinny dipping then what do fat people do? the chunky dunk! lol stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom, its never sexy to take pictures of where you crap. thats all and they are not really funny but more like "OMG thats sooo true!" lol sooooooo tell me if you liked them or tell me one you liked on facebook...byeee

Ramadan::::Funny Yo Mama JOKES!!? I found these online: Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "TAXI!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th! Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat that she comes in wearing heels, and comes out wearing flats! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a pad. Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she went to the movies with 9 friends, she saw the "18 and up" sign, she went home and got 19 friends. Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo ma

What can I do about these people on the internet? On this forum, there's a section where a certain group of people posts. This is one of those sites with rep (green bars, red bars) and nearly everyone on the site cares about it, when I don't see what it matters. Anyway, these guys who post here think they're the coolest posters on the site and that they're better than everyone. They try really hard to be tough and funny, but they fail at it. I've their pictures and they look nothing more than nerds and ugly, fat people. When someone else posts there, they all gang up on them, mistreat them and give them red rep. The staff there don't do anything about it and actually justify the way they act, even when it contradicts the rules. What can I do? I wanted to gather a group of people who can join me in overrunning the place, but that's just its impossible.

Why I see myself fat but everyone else thinks I'm skinny? I'm right under 5' 6 and 120 pounds and I feel fat. I'm not trying to be funny at all, I'm seriously disgusted with myself when I'm around my other friends who are around my height and just over 105 pounds wearing size 0 jeans with tiny waists. I'm a size 5 and I HATE it. I don't wear bathing suits in public and I try really hard to lose weight. Ill go for a couple days only drinking diet drinks and small salads. I have a pudgy stomach and wider hips and it looks nasty to me. Whenever I talk about how I want to lose 15 pounds people laugh and don't take me seriously but it's true. Today I only had a diet Dr. Pepper and a salad with fat free dressing. I use to weigh 106 pounds but right before I turned 19 I started gaining and my hips got wider and now when people see me they make comments like, "Oh your not super skinny anymore! You look so nice." But I just take that as in I'm not skinny. I don't take pictures of myself and when someone else gets a picture of me I feel so gross when I look at it and rip it up because I look even fatter in pictures. Am I as crazy as people say? Why does no one else notice that I actually am fat?

For the guys! Would you date a fat girl?! PICS!!? Honestly guys, would you date a fat girl? I'm not asking about me personally, I'm just giving you the idea of how fat I am for your use of judment, because that's a commonly asked question when these kinds of questions are posted! I'm about 5'4", 195 pounds or so and here's my picture.. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/DramaQueeenK/9120_1205334143801_1542061444_55572.jpg I'm not sure if up close pictures would come in handy.. but I guess you could see how fat my face is? http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/DramaQueeenK/Cameraaa1046.jpg http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/DramaQueeenK/Picture1.jpg and I know I'm making a funny face in this next one, but I was about to slip and bust my butt on those rocks! That's my "concentration face!" But yeahh, it's a full body picture, so i figured that it could come in handy. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/DramaQueeenK/Cameraaa604.jpg So honestly, would you date a fat girl? Once again, I'm not asking about me personally, I'm just asking about fat people in general, and my size is just an idea of how fat. And don't worry, I'm not easily offended. Thanks to everyone who answers! =] Brittz, whose to say that the reason I'm fat is because I eat. Don't be so quick to judge. I have a metabolic issue.

Trying on outgrown clothes? Can anyone who's like age 14-20 who has old clothes post a pic of them tryin them on lol Like pants that are too short and that kinda thing? I think its funny! Not pictures of people who got fatter though I mean like a person 18 or 20 tryin on stuff from when they were like 12-15.

Am I really that funny I can not believe how funny I really am ..people gather around me just to laugh .? I know I am Fat and Cock eyed and one earlobe hangs lower than the other and I have an extremely small penis ...but my friends think I am hilarious ..I get invited to parties so they can get me drunk cos they know that I will drop my pants and the ladies will laugh and like me for who I am....am I missing the big picture

>>FUNNY SURVERY FOR BORED PEOPLE<<? i am so bored so im going to fill out this, you do too, dont have to do all just for bored people:) 1. First thing you wash in the shower? My leg, i check to see if the waters hot. 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? White 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes hes my boyfriend.. 4.Do you plan outfits? if im daydreaming. 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? bored. 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my sisters top 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? what? 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? cant remember 9. Did you meet anybody new today? A BEE! 10. What are you craving right now? sleep. 11. Do you floss? No. 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? mmm yummy 13. When was the last time you talked on aim? dont go on it 14. Are you emotional? kinda. 15. Would you dance to the taco song? er 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? no. 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick, my dad bites it! i couldnt!! 18. Do you like your hair? somtimes! 19. Do you like yourself? somtimes! 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? in my dreams - justinbieber;) 21. Do you like cottage cheese? NO EWWW 22. What are you listening to right now? friends. 23. How many countries have you visited? alot 24. Are your parents strict? nope 25. Would you go sky diving? YES!! 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? yes he would buy me the food 27. Would you throw potatoes at him? no? 28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? yes my sisters top, LOL 29. Have you ever been in a castle? noo. 30. Do you rent movies often? no. 31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? this fat girl who thinks she loves justin bieber 32. Have you made a prank phone call? yess loads 33. Do you own a gun? noo 34. Can you count backwards from 74? probably not 35. Who are you going to be with tonight? noone:/ 36. Brown or white eggs? white? 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? no 38. Ever been on a train? yes hate them 39. Ever been in love? yes 40. Do you have a cell-phone? yes 41. Are you too forgiving? kinda 42. Do you use chap stick? somtimes 43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? dont know dont care lol 44. Can you use chop sticks? never tried 45. Ever have cream puffs? mm yes chocolate:) 46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? noo 47. What was the last question you asked? this? 48. What was the last CD you bought? dont no dont really buy them 49. Boys or girls? boys:) 50. What is your bus number for school? 86 i think 51. Is your hair curly? wavey 52. Last time you cried? i always cry. 53. Ever walked into a wall? probably 54. Do looks matter? kinder 55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? no 56. Have you ever slapped someone? yes 57. Favorite time of the year? Summerr 58. Favorite color? pink and gree 59. Are you sarcastic? yes very 60. Do you have any tattoos? no 61. The last person you held hands with? probably my bestfriends 62. Do you sleep with the TV on? no 63. Where was your default picture taken at? on facebook, its me in my sisters house toilet. 64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? yes 65. Do you like your life right now? kinda 66. How often do you talk on the phone? not alot 67. What is your favorite animal? i love dolphins 68. What was the most recent thing you bought? a dress 69. Do you have good vision? kinda 70. Can you hula hoop? YES!! 71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? no. 72. Do you have a job? no. 73. Can you handle the truth? yes 74. What are you wearing? a top and jeans 75. Have you ever crawled through a window? yep. just do half or somthing:) lol

Does obesity exist in Africa? I know there are fat people every where in the world but are more prevalent in western worlds like America then places like Asia or Africa but is there such a things as a obeised person in Africa? obeised person: http://www.medgadget.com/archives/img/5412514.jpg http://twd.in/health/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/obese.jpg http://media.photobucket.com/image/obese%20person/dcfmod/Morbidly%2520obese/MorbidlyObese011.jpg http://thebbn.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/funny_fat_women_021.jpg http://www.darkhound.org/gallery/albums/rotflmao/010108_fat_women.jpg http://indignet.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/obesity_picture_small1.jpg fat person: http://cdn.concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/momo.jpg http://chriskolba.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fat-women-4944.jpg http://images.businessweek.com/ss/05/10/index_awards/image/dove_ad-1.jpg

Anyone else find it funny that ALL yahoo avatars look smokin hot? When like 70% of people on the internet are ugly, old, or fat? Like, it's not even POSSIBLE to make an avatar that accurately looks like you. I find this kinda funny, seeing an avatar of a girl that looks really cute and then she links you to a picture of her and ur like GAG hahaha i want to try making an ugly avatar, just for the hell of it.

funny banner ads on yahoo answers? have you seen the ads on the side when you search for something? the ads are in text. one i got was "download mp3 movies free" they dont seem that "ha ha" funny but im interested on what the ads are gonna say. part of the humor comes from advertising companies who place these ads in a bogus way to get gullible people to buy their product. another ad i got was "HD pictures of fat women only 20 cents per photo"

Why do people judge by weight? I have been annoyed lately over how people can pass judgments over fat people. I am fat, 240 pounds, and have been going through a lot about how people can just be so critical over this matter. It's as though the persons character, personality does not stand a chance when they are fat! Last month I had a guy who contacted me and we started talking for about a week, and he would often say I am very intellect, funny and very personable. He would comment on how pretty my eyes or lips are. However, the minute he saw a full pose picture of me, he started ignoring me. This really made me wonder..Do people think that over weight people do not have feelings? Does it matter to an extent that they would ignore all other qualities because of someones physical appearance?

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STARING AT ME?!? everywhere i go everyone likes to look at me, im not dressed funny and i dont look weird at all. nobody ever calls me ugly. i dont think im ugly either. but everywhere i go, people keep on looking at me and some even talk about me and none of them even knows me and i was just minding my own business walking down the street or to class, i didnt look at them or say anything to them. its like how come no one looks at those fat ugly people who dress in slutty clothes and i dont dress slutty, i do wear all black but im all covered up, i dont show skin. and sometimes poeple give me dirty looks or something, or it looks like they're gossiping about me, what should i do about this? next time i see people looking at me funny, what do you suggest i do? should i ask them or tell them to F off and mind their own business? and people give me mean dirty looks and act like they're laughing at me? here's my picture, sorry if its not very clear http://s930.photobucket.com/albums/ad148/simerreah/?action=view&current=Picture218.jpg&newest=1 these answers suck. you guys dont understand and nothing's wrong with my hair. i think people are just jealous of me and actually if you have alot of hair thats better than having thinning hair or not enough hair.

What is going on with the people pictured in Google Maps? 1. Go to 10897 Lindbrook Drive, Los Angeles, California, United States 2. Put the little guy on the A for street view 3. Turn the view to see the intersection on the left 4. Zoom into the right corner, who is that fat guy with the faded red shirt & khakis flipping off Google Maps ? lol 5. Click on him & it'll bring you to the opposite side of the corner in front of a silver jeep 6. Zoom in it's a different set of people on the corner now there's a guy with a button up & khakis taking a phone pic of Google Maps anyone else think this is weird/funny (: lol any explanations ?

People making jokes abt a picture and being crule to a nice girl HELP!!!!!? All these comments were made on a picture.....what would you post after reading all these?? Elisabeth it was the funniest thing ever!! i was like carly.. look how wide that guy is!! Janae and his kids are skinny. awhh. bwahah. Elisabeth hahha!! way to point that out janae!! Naomi HAHAHAH!!! omg. that was hilarious Elisabeth i know!! lol Elizabeth- thats not really nice to make fun of people just because there tiny. if that is how you think how everyone should look, then you have something to learn! Naomi uhm.. wtf Elizabeth some people arent as tiny as you guys are, so theres no reason to make fun of them. no need to take it affensley. sorry if you took it that way Elisabeth- wtf elizabeth... Naomi uhm. we're not making fun of them its just an inside joke, thats all. Janae AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I cant breath. Idk you. so whatevss (: Carly haha elisabeth barker... keep your opinons to yourself, kthanx. Naomi hahahah Elisabeth hahah!! carlayy!! you so funnie!! janae-- wow you cool girll! Elizabeth sorry, i didnt know. please forgive me. if i could go back in time and change what i could say i would. but i cant. SORRY :( Naomi HSAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Elisabeth hahahhahahhah!!! Andrew wow elisabeth is a douche. not you shrock. barker....that picture is as funny as that guy trying to do the limbo i love fat ppl (: Carly haha woo go andrew Phillip fat peoplee are the shit Tori awww. hes a cutie. :) Phillip i hope your talking about the kid..... Tori both. :) omg he has like seven rolls on his head. Phillip hes got more rolls than golden corral Tori good one. Carly hahaha of course phillip Elisabeth haha i agree with andrew! she's so weird.. Josh fHOLY SHIT IM LIKE CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA Elisabeth hahahhah so were we Josh Foretich not the picture, the comments hahahah Elisabeth i knoww!! Janae who's elisabeth b? AHAHHAHAHAAHHA. She just made me like pee on myself from laughing so hard. Elisabeth hahhahah!! its this girl that goes to our school but me and naomi like literally cried it was so funnay!! Janae ahahahahhahah. i bettt!! Josh dude i know janae, but ur such a FAT BITCH that u always pee ur pants. haha jk jk jk jk jk dont eat me janae. dude that chatroom was so intense Elisabeth hahaha josh!! your such a retardd!! but whatever idc i love you anyway (: Josh hehe, im loveddddddddd (: elisabeth ur a retard too, but ur my retard. hahah jk =p Janae JOSH! bwahahha. whatever, ive always hated you (: lol && chyeahhh are chats are beast ! Elisabeth hah awwww! i feel so special!!! (: but yes i know im a retard! i get all the time from like everyoneee!! Josh janaes comments make me laugh so hard i have to go wee wee.\ Josh hahah i get it elisabeth, ur retarded, okay, okay, haha jk STACKS ON DECK!!! Janae oh yay. i feel funny (: bwahha. ilyyy joshyy! Elisabeth PETRONS ON ICE!!! {idk how to spell that} Carly omg STOP COMMENTING i have like 100000 notifications omg hahahahaha. stopppp!! Elisabeth hahahah!! i love how me and naomi were tagged in that picture (: Carly haha yes. Elisabeth and your the fattie-- oops i cant say that. elizabeth might get mad at me.. Carly hahaha the large person Elisabeth hahahha! i think that would be appropriate

Can u help me come up with a funny fitness team name? We are doing a fitness competition at work and need to come up with a name for our team. The team consists of three people, 2 men & 1 woman. The name should be FUNNY. No need to be PC. It could contain any type of FAT joke type names. It needs to be fitness related though. (ie. The Flab Four, except that we are only three.LOL! You get the picture)

Im a fatty. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ok well i have this problem. im not quit sure im fat but is weighing 250 lbs. people say im not overwieght but i dont believe them. here is a picture of me. help! http://www.popwebgame.com/funny_pic/images/fat-people-love-cookies.jpg

tell someone off who calls you fat? how can i tell some girl off in person at school , we got in a fight and shes been calling me fat and sending text messages to people like OMG what is she wearing today, but the funny thing is she isnt fat but she looks no better and has NO friends left cause she got in a fight with my friends and me, but only says stuff to me i have been saying things to her in the hallway and class all the time and she says nothing back, but she will post things on facebook on pictures with me in them like SCHOOLBUSS, and i know im not skinny but im not huge and one day i was walking next to her buss with a friend and she screamed out the window ____ your a fuck*ng fat bit*h and i want to like do soemthing that will shock her and put her in her place & my parent dont care what i do to her, they want to kill her for doing thing to me. what could i do or say to her and i want to do it when shes alone so she can defend for heself??? i dont want her to get away with it, she will always think that she can keep saying it to me if i dont do something about it, and no im not gonna ignore it or go to the guidance counsaler its the end of the year, they dont care

Why do rude people online tells others to grow or get a sense of humor? I was browsing a website and saw a long discussion like this. People were making fun of an overweight girl's picture. When people told them that was classless esp since this was a kid, there responses were get a sense of humor and grow up that it is people's fault they are fat. Well, I have a sense of humor and did not find it funny esp since it was a kid. And, grow up? Why don't people that use this realize how childish it is to blame someone for their choices ie people that choose to eat a lot are fair game? Isn't that like saying the devil made me do it? And no I am not obese. I just feel there are certain ways to say something and people should not do things like say such awful things about someone's child. The discussion I used as an example took place a couple months ago, I just saw this today.

funny yo mama jokes might give you a laugh? Your mama is so fat: When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip. When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner) Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." She has to iron her pants on the driveway. The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama" Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade. Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out. Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody Yo momma is so fat I tried to swirve around her and I ran out of gas. srry about the question mark

What type of people do you associate with each instrument? What type of person do you picture when you think of the band/orchestral instruments? For me it's: Flute: Elegant, feminine. Piccolo: Bold. Clarinet family: Quiet, snobby, quirky. Tuba: bold, funny, fat kid. Saxophone family: Arrogant, sexy. Bassoon: tall lanky kid (for some reason the bassoon reminds me of basketball). Trumpet: slobbery, bold kid. Violin: arrogant to an excess. Oboe: organized, shy. Piano: organized, neat. These are just some instruments that came to mind. Of course, not everyone that plays the listed instruments are like that, that is just the vision I associate with them. What personality do YOU associate with each instrument?? Again: I KNOW instrument doesn't decide what your personality is like, there are just some associations people make, and I want to know yours!

Is it fair for me to get in trouble at school for drawing graphic pictures? How do I get the book back? When I get bored in English class I draw. I have this play sketch book that I use and don't really draw nice pictures, I draw quick play pictures in it. In the book, I like to draw people getting killed and stuff and it is funny. There are a lot of pictures in the book like one of a guy getting his brains blown out and hanging out the other side, and people getting stabbed and killed and stuff with internal organs showing. I sit behind this fat boy in my English class so I cower behind him and have a lot of space to not be seen. I finished my assignment early and took out the book and started drawing in it. I was drawing a picture of a guy laying on the table with a hole in his stomach and his guts hanging out and stuff. You know how the teachers wander around? Well he was wandering around and he saw it and took my book. He looked through at all the pictures and I got a detention and he said he might call my parents and tell them. But it was only organs and stuff, I mean, what's wrong with that? Do you think it was fair for me to get in trouble just because he found it bad? And is there any way I can get any with and so my mom won't see the book? She'll think I'm crazy. I need to somehow get the book. How can I get the book back or convince him not to show my mom? No I mean I want the book back because I need to get it before my mom sees it. I need to somehow get it back if they do contact my mom but idk how.

Is this legal or illegal? I dont like people taking my pictures... I just dont. Its irritating. Theres this fat kid at skool, that thinks its funny to take people's pictures, so on friday (last week) he came to me with his camera, and he lucked out kuz i had my book on my right hand, so i tried grabbing with my left and missed, kuz he sprang back in time, but i yelled the sh*t out of him and he was like ok ok, but later on he said he was going to take a pic of me and out it on myspace. So that pissed me off, so i searched for his myspace (since im obviously not his friend, all tho i was going to kuz i felt sorry for his fat @ss) and he has a pic of me on it, and other people, and its deragtory on one of my friends, and i really hate it when people do stupid sh*t bout that! What kan i do about it? Ive thought about having pranks pulled on that kid, maybe getting him jumped, but id rather much be able to sue him. Im poor, and i dont have sh*t for Christmas, so i cud use the money. But what can i do? Is it illegal? Can i report him? I live in CA, and im younger than 18. What can i do? And if theres nothing i can do... what are some good ways to get him back? yes this eric dude is gonna get his 10 points, but the only problem is for sum reason this thing is retarded, and it doesnt have a choose a best answer, so ima have to wait... lol xD

how do i see how other people see me? I look different on practically every photo or video i look at. I have heard that cameras mirror images and can make people look fatter so dont show the true picture of how others actually see you. is there a way of seeing yourself as others actually see you in real life? a special camera or ive heard there is a trick with mirrors putting them at 90 degreess to each other but does this actually work? funny question but it is really peeing me off! gore blimey govenor enough of the morals please it is a purely technical question and should be considered as such. Being self obsessed doesnt hurt anyone else and im sure you all have your own faults. my advice is dont try and be perfect! but im not as i said it is purely technical. I could do with a nose job but wont ever consider it if you must know proud of my big broken nose!!! makes me manly ha! Pls im wise old man just interested in the technicalities really not myself! ta any technical chaps could answer this pls??? x

People being very rude and being mean to a friend what to say??!! Please help!!? Elisabeth it was the funniest thing ever!! i was like carly.. look how wide that guy is!! Janae and his kids are skinny. awhh. bwahah. Elisabeth hahha!! way to point that out janae!! Naomi Hoffner HAHAHAH!!! omg. that was hilarious Elisabeth i know!! lol Elizabeth- thats not really nice to make fun of people just because there tiny. if that is how you think how everyone should look, then you have something to learn! Naomi uhm.. wtf Elizabeth Barker- some people arent as tiny as you guys are, so theres no reason to make fun of them. no need to take it affensley. sorry if you took it that way Elisabeth- wtf elizabeth... Naomi Hoffner- uhm. we're not making fun of them its just an inside joke, thats all. Janae AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I cant breath. Idk you. so whatevss (: Carly haha elisabeth barker... keep your opinons to yourself, kthanx. Naomi hahahah Elisabeth hahah!! carlayy!! you so funnie!! janae-- wow you cool girll! Elizabeth sorry, i didnt know. please forgive me. if i could go back in time and change what i could say i would. but i cant. SORRY :( Naomi HSAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Elisabeth hahahhahahhah!!! Andrew wow elisabeth is a douche. not you shrock. barker....that picture is as funny as that guy trying to do the limbo i love fat ppl (: Carly Elliott haha woo go andrew Phillip fat peoplee are the shit Tori Harkin awww. hes a cutie. :) Phillip George i hope your talking about the kid..... Tori both. :) omg he has like seven rolls on his head. Phillip George hes got more rolls than golden corral Tori good one. Carly hahaha of course phillip Elisabeth Schrock (Atlanta, GA) wrote at 7:10am haha i agree with andrew! she's so weird.. Josh fHOLY SHIT IM LIKE CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA Elisabeth hahahhah so were we Josh Foretich not the picture, the comments hahahah Elisabeth i knoww!! Janae who's elisabeth b? AHAHHAHAHAAHHA. She just made me like pee on myself from laughing so hard. Elisabeth hahhahah!! its this girl that goes to our school but me and naomi like literally cried it was so funnay!! Janae ahahahahhahah. i bettt!! Josh dude i know janae, but ur such a FAT BITCH that u always pee ur pants. haha jk jk jk jk jk dont eat me janae. dude that chatroom was so intense Elisabeth hahaha josh!! your such a retardd!! but whatever idc i love you anyway (: Josh hehe, im loveddddddddd (: elisabeth ur a retard too, but ur my retard. hahah jk =p Janae JOSH! bwahahha. whatever, ive always hated you (: lol && chyeahhh are chats are beast ! Elisabeth hah awwww! i feel so special!!! (: but yes i know im a retard! i get all the time from like everyoneee!! Josh janaes comments make me laugh so hard i have to go wee wee.\ Josh hahah i get it elisabeth, ur retarded, okay, okay, haha jk STACKS ON DECK!!! Janae oh yay. i feel funny (: bwahha. ilyyy joshyy! Elisabeth PETRONS ON ICE!!! {idk how to spell that} Carly omg STOP COMMENTING i have l

Why do people think im gay? OK, before anyone starts talking shit read the whole entire thing! well i wanna find out why people think im gay WHEN IM NOT. it started when i was in high school around my junior year. i wouldn't get it so much like i do now but every now and then people would ask me if i was gay because of my mannerisms and the way i hold my posture. I was raised with 2 females. my mother and sister and till this day our communication as a family and sibling has and is great. NOW, since i did grow up with 2 females, i guess i picked up some of the mannerisms that my mother has when she speaks. don't get me wrong I DON'T FUCKING DO FLARES OR VOGUE OR SPEAK SUPER FLAMBOYANT WITH MY GESTURES i just simply put gestures to my words, how i speak and tell stories. ive had many people tell me that they love the way i use my hands and speak, and others say that i makes me look feminine. that one doesn't bother me as much. i actually like it. but the one that does bother me is my posture. my mother is old fashion... EXTREMELY old fashion and ever since i was a kid she has told me that posture is always important. im a new age kid with old fashion manners. anyways, i don't know if its my posture or maybe the way i look but it makes me stand out when i go to a bar or club. I honestly feel the tension of the place when i walk in. I walk in like i own the place... calm, cool, standing tall and proud. i really do stand out when i walk through these places because once i sit at the bar people men/females are looking at me and i can feel they they are looking at me. but, they look at me in that "IS HE GAY" look! Its kills me because every time time i dance with a girl they always ask me "are you gay?" and honestly, it doesn't bother me like it use to but tonight it did. i went out with this friend of mine and i saw one of the HOTTEST girls in that joint. I mean...phsss total 10! i didn't ask her to dance. i usually just stretch out my hand and nod my head to signal LETS GO I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU...she quickly jumped and we started dancing. we were dancing for about 10 seconds when she pops out with it "Are you gay?" i said no but i guess she didn't believe me and said "i cant do this" NOW, i did asked if she had a man...she said yeah but he is somewhere in the club so i really don't know if she was saying it because of that but i felt like she didn't wanna dance with me because she thought i was gay. I have always been the kid back in high school who was fat,ugly and funny. surrounded by cute girls but never with because i wasn't cute. Now that im 23 i like to workout and take care of myself because i do. and i thought that by i guess being fit, i was going to attract more girls... GUESS NOT. I really don't know what to do to make myself look more masculine...ive tried almost everything and still nothing. I would post up a picture of me but i don't know how to set one up here. if any ladies out there wanna see what i look like and tell me what i need to MAKE MYSELF MORE MASCULINE ask for my facebook. send me a reply to my email protools97@yahoo.com. im asking for help here ladies. any guys out there that have had the same problem help me out fellas...! once again im not gay..im just tired of people thinking that i am when im not. and it doesn't help when your trying to get at women when the first impression of you is GAY. i remember when i was a ugly chubster MAD FEMALES.... now "OH HE'S GAY" peace!

why do people think im gay? OK, before anyone starts talking **** read the whole entire thing! well i wanna find out why people think im gay WHEN IM NOT. it started when i was in high school around my junior year. i wouldn't get it so much like i do now but every now and then people would ask me if i was gay because of my mannerisms and the way i hold my posture. I was raised with 2 females. my mother and sister and till this day our communication as a family and sibling has and is great. NOW, since i did grow up with 2 females, i guess i picked up some of the mannerisms that my mother has when she speaks. don't get me wrong I DON'T ******* DO FLARES OR VOGUE OR SPEAK SUPER FLAMBOYANT WITH MY GESTURES i just simply put gestures to my words, how i speak and tell stories. ive had many people tell me that they love the way i use my hands and speak, and others say that i makes me look feminine. that one doesn't bother me as much. i actually like it. but the one that does bother me is my posture. my mother is old fashion... EXTREMELY old fashion and ever since i was a kid she has told me that posture is always important. im a new age kid with old fashion manners. anyways, i don't know if its my posture or maybe the way i look but it makes me stand out when i go to a bar or club. I honestly feel the tension of the place when i walk in. I walk in like i own the place... calm, cool, standing tall and proud. i really do stand out when i walk through these places because once i sit at the bar people men/females are looking at me and i can feel they they are looking at me. but, they look at me in that "IS HE GAY" look! Its kills me because every time time i dance with a girl they always ask me "are you gay?" and honestly, it doesn't bother me like it use to but tonight it did. i went out with this friend of mine and i saw one of the HOTTEST girls in that joint. I mean...phsss total 10! i didn't ask her to dance. i usually just stretch out my hand and nod my head to signal LETS GO I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU...she quickly jumped and we started dancing. we were dancing for about 10 seconds when she pops out with it "Are you gay?" i said no but i guess she didn't believe me and said "i cant do this" NOW, i did asked if she had a man...she said yeah but he is somewhere in the club so i really don't know if she was saying it because of that but i felt like she didn't wanna dance with me because she thought i was gay. I have always been the kid back in high school who was fat,ugly and funny. surrounded by cute girls but never with because i wasn't cute. Now that im 23 i like to workout and take care of myself because i do. and i thought that by i guess being fit, i was going to attract more girls... GUESS NOT. I really don't know what to do to make myself look more masculine...ive tried almost everything and still nothing. I would post up a picture of me but i don't know how to set one up here. if any ladies out there wanna see what i look like and tell me what i need to MAKE MYSELF MORE MASCULINE ask for my facebook. send me a reply to my email protools97@yahoo.com. im asking for help here ladies. any guys out there that have had the same problem help me out fellas...! once again im not gay..im just tired of people thinking that i am when im not. and it doesn't help when your trying to get at women when the first impression of you is GAY. i remember when i was a ugly chubster MAD FEMALES.... now "OH HE'S GAY" peace!

i need help with a bully :(? theres this boy at school who is sooo horrible! hate isnt a strong enough word for what i feel towards him this is some things he said today: says you hollie the one who is a walking mirror, you wear so much make up i can see my own bloody reflection you fucking skank You look like you've got ran over 5 times by a truck Look in the mirror, you dont even deserve to be here... then he said, move the fuck out of my way you skank :( every time i walk past he just says eugh! he always looks at me like im a piece of shit and i can constantly see him talking to his friends about me then looking over and laughing :( it got too much for me today, after he started on my friends, calling them fucking ugly!!!!!!! so i posted a status about him on facebook ts funny how people think i care wat they think of me, i wear too much makeup..? yeh well u dont wear enough, maybe it would improve your fucking ugly face, there again nahh nothin would! if u think its up to u what i look like then u seriously need to get a life because its sad.That proves that all of the 'boys' taking the piss r more of a bitchy girl than me LOL take a look in the mirror plz, no im sorry u already do too much, i dont see how anyone could love your fucked up faces! thats what i wrote i also tagged pictures of fat emos as him (he hates amos) hes a chav... lol i know im gonna get beat up tomorow, but i couldnt help it hes been hurting me and now my friends for too long i need help on what to do next, im kinda scared to go to school tomorow and i know it will just get worse :(

please, i really need some help? theres this boy at school who is sooo horrible! hate isnt a strong enough word for what i feel towards him this is some things he said today: says you hollie the one who is a walking mirror, you wear so much make up i can see my own bloody reflection you ******* skank You look like you've got ran over 5 times by a truck Look in the mirror, you dont even deserve to be here... then he said, move the **** out of my way you skank :( every time i walk past he just says eugh! he always looks at me like im a piece of **** and i can constantly see him talking to his friends about me then looking over and laughing :( it got too much for me today, after he started on my friends, calling them ******* ugly!!!!!!! so i posted a status about him on facebook ts funny how people think i care wat they think of me, i wear too much makeup..? yeh well u dont wear enough, maybe it would improve your ******* ugly face, there again nahh nothin would! if u think its up to u what i look like then u seriously need to get a life because its sad.That proves that all of the 'boys' taking the piss r more of a bitchy girl than me LOL take a look in the mirror plz, no im sorry u already do too much, i dont see how anyone could love your ****** up faces! thats what i wrote i also tagged pictures of fat emos as him (he hates amos) hes a chav... lol i know im gonna get beat up tomorow, but i couldnt help it hes been hurting me and now my friends for too long i need help on what to do next, im kinda scared to go to school tomorow and i know it will just get worse :(

HAHA! omg look at this picture? http://alllayedout.com/Images/Funny_Pics/graphics/why_fat_people_should_not_bungee_jump.jpg

So you want to be a Psychologists or do you? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older ... they were cramming for their finals! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Clones are people two. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman number There is another one

I need answers? And lots of help lol....is there a shrink out there? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older ... they were cramming for their finals! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Clones are people two. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time." After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does Wendy's have square hamburgers? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman number

Do you find these things immature ,or funny? Tossing lemons at people. being rude to a telemarketer. Telling someone what you really think of his or her picture(its not attractive). Constantly asking personal questions about what a person is wearing and if they like to wear high heals(every week) Fat jokes. Asking a persons weight. Not ever asking a real question here (with a Subject). Well that's all-- I was just wondering how some people react to such questions I have seen posted here recently.

my KFC manager and other staff have called me FAT many times? i work at KFC. ok i am not anorexic but im definitely not obese. i know im not within perfect weight range. im 75kg and 166cm tall. thats besides the point. one particular manager also brings up something to do with my weight. for example, there was a pigeon in the store and i said "ive eaten pigeon before" and he turns around and said "look at you, how many pigeons have u eaten?" and starts laughing. i would hate to have a bad relationship with my manager so i simply laughed it off and said shut up casually. another eg. was he came up to me and said "you are fat" and i said "you're an ass" (this was the first time he said it so i was quite offended) and he got all angry at me and when i talked to him next hes like "don't talk to me, u called me an ass". so i had to apologise and things went as usual. this is 2 of MANY examples. 2 days ago my work friend whom i am really close with and havent had a problem with since i met him said "have u put on 15kg? since uve come here, uve just gotten bigger and bigger. too much kfc". this actually isnt true because i have been the same weight since i joined until now which has been 1yr and a half. so i joked that off too and said "ur fat!". my school friends have also lightly joked about like my friend would say " hello my fat little friend. u remind me of a koala. all u do is sleep and eat". i honestly found it kinda funny so i never make a big deal of it but it does hurt me that my friends openly tell me im fat. my other work friend who i have been out with and watched a movie with as well as bowling, dinner etc. made heaps of fat jokes until one day i snapped at him and didnt speak to him for an entire so he came back and apologised and hasnt said a thing since. when he saw my prom pictures, he was like "they're very nice and i could say something else but u'll probably get offended". my nice girl work friend told me u need top put them in their place if they're offending u, because they are thinking of it as a joke when ur taking it as an insult. so if ur pissed off, show it. i dont know if its worth being pissed off at my manager because he is a guy who well, doesnt really have feelings. hes the kind of person who goes GET OVER IT and forget it ever happened but will be furious if u tease him about something. this IS annoying me but not to the point of bringing it up with head office or anything. i can handle it but i just need somewhere to tell someone to blow off a little steam when ive had a bit too much. thats why im here.......also to get your opinion thanks...... have u ever been treated like this at work? also i am REALLY GOOD FRIENDS with everyone there and they are genuinely nice people but they just cant help a good joke every now and then.

Does anyone hate fat cosplay or kind of uglyish cosplay? Does anyone hate it as much as i do such as these here http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/James.jpg http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i229/Sora-Sol/Funny/1171654131676.jpg http://www.cosplay-no-jonetsu.de/cosplay/misa/misa06.jpg the third one is really bad and she posted like 7000 pictures of herself http://www.yubikirionline.com/dimensionm/supergals_group.jpg http://www.mognet.net/images/cosplay/5d82fd79555f1f0a37e3899f1f4eaa68c3f4a7fe.jpg the ones i thought were kind of uglyish were http://www.fansview.com/2001/katsucon/0216a036.jpg http://media.photobucket.com/image/sango%20cosplay/KissingDeadly/Cosplay/Sangomeow.jpg?o=11 no offense to those people but yeah i kind of hate it when they think they look good and if you have any other bad,fat, or uglyish cosplay's can you please give me a link or something with your answer thanks!

My friends make fun of me because I'm fat...? There are 2 people who are really offending me for the past few weeks. One of them is a friend of sorts, and the other is someone who offered to help me in my studies for money. Now the problem is, they crack all these jokes about my weight, such as:- "Why was panoramic view invented?" "So you could fit into the pictures." "What's the similarity between you and gmail?" "Both of you are always increasing in size." "Why was Japan hit by a Tsunami?" "Because you took a leak in the Pacific Ocean." Sure, these are funny jokes and I take them very sportingly, often laughing out loud myself. But at times I feel objectified, as if the only means through which both of them talk to me is by making fun of me. The first friend, let's call him X, is actually really wonderful, and I don't mind when he cracks such jokes because often he is appreciative and friendly. But the other friend, Y (whom I took help from for tuition) never takes my calls when I want to talk to him, has blocked all forms of communication except Facebook and email, and only ever writes on my wall to make fun of my weight. Both of them are from my school where I am well respected. But often, because of these 'jokes', people think it's okay to mess with me, while 2 months ago, they never did anything like that. Honestly, it hadn't bothered me much till now because I used to always laugh it off, saying I could take a joke, but these repeated jokes offend me more and more and affect my overall self-esteem. I am a 17 year old, bound for college this September. What should I do without completely cutting off communication with both these friends while still not trying to look like a stuck-up idiot? I once tried to remind X that he's fat too, but he reacted so strongly that I'm afraid to do it again. So confused, please help! Edit: I don't want to be offensive to them. That's the whole problem.

Gender studies, I don't get how ugly and fatter people have gotten dates, and I ain't never get no nothing smh? I am extremely good looking I'm hot like habanero I'm that perfect picture, Mona Lisa My personality is 100% I'm nice smart cute good looking funny attractive I just don't get it

I never acted like I am better than anyone because of all people, I have too many short commings. but........? when I was a volunteer firefighter for a brief time, I noticed the demeanor of many of the "good" people there. They are fat. Most of them were. You'd think for search and rescuse workers, they'd at least be able to run a mile and a half or something, but no. They always ate junk food. At the lunch table during the academy, my squad would eat Wawa junk and I'd pull out a salad, Tuna sandwhich, and an apple or grapefruit. In my fire station, there was a weight room which collected dust. I'm not lying. I have nothing to gain from this. One day, after we are comming back to the station after weekley training, we discuss what each of us are doing later that night. Some said they were going to the bar. When I was asked, I told them I'm going for a run. They looked at me like I was nuts. They asked me why do I run in a real lazy manner. It seems physical activity is something they dispised. Some nights, when the guys are in the rec room, sitting around, eating cheetos, watching NASCAR waiting for a call to come in, I was in the apparatus room jumping rope and doing pull-ups as well as practicing my hose rolls. I'm staying productive and healty. Number one concern in the fire service is death from heart attack. Also, it was funny how they were preaching in one chapter in the book about how a fireman should be in tip top shape coming from a fat guy who was career. LMAO double standard anyone????? It seemed that they did not like me. I never made fun of anyone there nor did I try or mean to disrespect them. I would not do that. I like to take care of my body. Is that a crime? Many talk of how firefighters bond, well if bonding with those guys meant, sitting around jerking off to cars, eating junk, doing no exercise in a physically demanding occupation, acting macho as if they don't stink, and belittling people who ar like myself then I guess those people are more like demons if you ask me. Also, at my fire house, they seem to be sheeple. People who believe everything big brother government tells them. They watch the NEWS which is something I definetly do't part take in. I have a brain and think for myself and know media is full of crap and so is our government. I live in the USA btw. I had a different opinion one night about drugs in America and how marijuana should be legal and everything else, decriminalized. Just for having an opinion and backing it up in an educated, articulate manner without profanity and name calling like what followed from a chief's son, I was looked down upon. The general public blindly gives these people a golden pass and treat them like angles when in fact, they are just people like you and me. For the most part, alot of these guys are cheating on their wives/girlfriends, bully others, and have a hero complex. But no!! Their fireman and they are breave heros the public will say. They put to much value on the person. It's like saying all priests are good people because they are priests when in face, they humans do bad and evil things too. Not all prisoners are evil and not all cops uphold the law. What was the matter with this picture? also, I just want to say that I appreciate the "fire service" just not always the person doing it. Like thanks for saving me. Good job. But then after that, I know what the person really is. Get me?

Do we suit?? With pictures? Hi, I was wondering. Do me and my crush suit? Abit about my self and him: Me :D I am a gymnast, dancer and cheerleader. I am his friend and we are quite close. I love to draw manga, and he does say there 'really good' and stuff. I am not nervous around him. I am abit shy, but once you get to know me, i'm not... trust me :P. I have green eyes and medium brown hair. I am not fat or to thin, and I am the flyer in the cheerleading squad. I am not small or to tall, in the middle and i am not too clever or not too 'thick'. I am not clumsy, as a gymnast, I cant be. I have one close friend (who is friends with my crush) and lots of friends. I am not like, number 1 on the chart of popular people but I am not like, a loner. I am quite funny, and I love making him laugh. Him: He is kind, funny and a good friend. He always complimates on my drawings and we are close friends. But, he likes the popular girls. He has black hair and greenish eyes. He is mates with the 'class clowns'. He always makes everyone laugh. He did have a crush on the popular girl - who is really pretty and she dances and she is popular. He did go out with one of my friends - but it didnt last long. He is not afraid of any one and really out going and sociable; we danced together (not the slow dance no, but the irish dance... hehe good times!) we chat, I helped him and his mates make a project, and lots more. Do we suit? Also, he is best friends with the girl he had a crush on. She is my friend but sometimes she can give me a hard time, so like, If i asked him out, she will spread it (she does that to everyone) and like, if he rejects me, she will spread it and like make fun of me. soo, do we suit? A picture of me: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=dyk47q&s=7 and another: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=256a89h&s=7 (I am on the right) and another: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=14mm2d&s=7 ( I am on the left) I cant put a pic of him up - cus he might see this post O.o Soo, yer Thanks"!

haha this is funny!? Alcohol doesn't make u FAT it makes u LEAN... LEAN that is against tables, floors, bar stools, cars, walls and ugly people!! ok not really too funny but i just wanted you to look at it lol my friend just fowarded it to me. heres a good questions where is the worest place you have passed out in?? i passed out on the sandbar part sand and part grass weeds with a wet towel coving me. my friend took a picture of me i looked like i was dead and even worse in the morning i had bug bites all over me... im going back this weekend hopefully the same thing doesn't happen! haha i was passed out in front of my parents boat with them on it! it was too hot on the boat so i moved half way in the water you guys r really no fun lighten up oh and and *worst im soo sorry i didn't click spell check

Do I seem like a good catch? (pics, and personality analysis)? Hey, so I haven't gotten any action from guys ever really and i'm not sure why !! So i'm going to describe my character flaws and pluses and give a picture and can you tell me why I don't seem to be getting any action with guys ever!? PS. Im only 16 so by "action" I mean like just a date or a kiss or SOMETHING ahha because nothing has ever happened, and I know i'm still young but seriously! And i'm not closing off any guys or overlooking them - i'm extremley open and talk to tons of people all in different "cliques" Pros: [and I'm not being cocky just like this is my good character traits] +Great musician -i've been playing violin my whole life and i'm very accomplished with it, I can play a bit of gutair and piano, and I do musical theory. +honest /trustworthy +Great cook [ I want to be a chef / or baker as a possible career] +Artistic [i'm good at art, and i'm a good songwriter] + Optimistic +funny, I laugh at ton's and i'm very funny myself I constantly crack jokes and make people laugh and I'm able to laugh at myself very easily +bubbly [could be a negative] +Ambitious / Adventerous [I know what I want and will go after it] + nice and polite and modest Now the cons : -annoying [ I like to whistle and talk a lot and am pretty loud] -jumpy / get scared easily -insecure -nerdy, I love Archies and the Internet and watch way to much tv! -clusmy ! -incapable of sports - I suck at all sports and are uninterested in them -not smart academically [ my average is 70%] I don't try hard in school -eat a LOT ! [however i'm not fat] pictures : http://s683.photobucket.com/albums/vv200/SgtPepper8998/ What's really wrong, how can I improve myself. I know I definatley have flaws such as my nose, but how can I make it so people see past them? Am I really ugly - how do I become prettier? I'm sick of not having a boyfriend ever in my life or any interest of males for that matter. Be Brutally honest please !!! Thanks so much <3

Why are fireman so fat and lazy despite their occupation? when I was a volunteer firefighter for a brief time, I noticed the demeanor of many of the "good" people there. They are fat. Most of them were. You'd think for search and rescuse workers, they'd at least be able to run a mile and a half or something, but no. They always ate junk food. At the lunch table during the academy, my squad would eat Wawa junk and I'd pull out a salad, Tuna sandwhich, and an apple or grapefruit. In my fire station, there was a weight room which collected dust. I'm not lying. I have nothing to gain from this. One day, after we are comming back to the station after weekley training, we discuss what each of us are doing later that night. Some said they were going to the bar. When I was asked, I told them I'm going for a run. They looked at me like I was nuts. They asked me why do I run in a real lazy manner. It seems physical activity is something they dispised. Some nights, when the guys are in the rec room, sitting around, eating cheetos, watching NASCAR waiting for a call to come in, I was in the apparatus room jumping rope and doing pull-ups as well as practicing my hose rolls. I'm staying productive and healty. Number one concern in the fire service is death from heart attack. Also, it was funny how they were preaching in one chapter in the book about how a fireman should be in tip top shape coming from a fat guy who was career. LMAO double standard anyone????? It seemed that they did not like me. I never made fun of anyone there nor did I try or mean to disrespect them. I would not do that. I like to take care of my body. Is that a crime? Many talk of how firefighters bond, well if bonding with those guys meant, sitting around jerking off to cars, eating junk, doing no exercise in a physically demanding occupation, acting macho as if they don't stink, and belittling people who ar like myself then I guess those people are more like demons if you ask me. Also, at my fire house, they seem to be sheeple. People who believe everything big brother government tells them. They watch the NEWS which is something I definetly do't part take in. I have a brain and think for myself and know media is full of crap and so is our government. I live in the USA btw. I had a different opinion one night about drugs in America and how marijuana should be legal and everything else, decriminalized. Just for having an opinion and backing it up in an educated, articulate manner without profanity and name calling like what followed from a chief's son, I was looked down upon. The general public blindly gives these people a golden pass and treat them like angles when in fact, they are just people like you and me. For the most part, alot of these guys are cheating on their wives/girlfriends, bully others, and have a hero complex. But no!! Their fireman and they are breave heros the public will say. They put to much value on the person. It's like saying all priests are good people because they are priests when in face, they humans do bad and evil things too. Not all prisoners are evil and not all cops uphold the law. What was the matter with this picture?

Funny jokes for you to laugh at & answer? 1:How many retards does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2:How do you confuse a blonde? 3:What did the moron say when he saw cheerios? 4:What do you call a pool full of black people? Yo mama's so stupid when she won a xbox, she got a box and put a x on it. Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, it turned to skittles. Yo mama's so fat when god said "let there be light" he said "move out of the way." Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom & peed on herself. Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over glass to see what's on the other side. Yo mama's so fat i took a picture of her last christmas & it's still printing. Yo mama's so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled "taxi". Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo mama's so black, when she stepped out of the car, the oil light came on. Yo mama's so poor she used to have color t.v. until she ran out of crayons. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued. Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the tv i missed 3 commercials. 1:Three-one to hold the bulb & two turn the chair. 2:Put her in a round room & tell her to sit in the corner. 3:"Look, donut seeds!" 4:A tar pit.

Do I seem like a good catch / date? How can I improve? [pics and personality analysis]? Hey I asked this yesterday but I wanted a bit more input : Hey, so I haven't gotten any action from guys ever really and i'm not sure why !! So i'm going to describe my character flaws and pluses and give a picture and can you tell me why I don't seem to be getting any action with guys ever!? PS. Im only 16 so by "action" I mean like just a date or a kiss or SOMETHING ahha. Pros: [and I'm not being cocky just like this is my good character traits] +Great musician -i've been playing violin my whole life and i'm very accomplished with it, I can play a bit of gutair and piano, and I do musical theory. +honest /trustworthy +Great cook [ I want to be a chef / or baker as a possible career] +Artistic [i'm good at art, and i'm a good songwriter] + Optimistic +funny, I laugh at ton's and i'm very funny myself I constantly crack jokes and make people laugh +bubbly [could be a negative] +Ambitious / Adventerous [I know what I want and will go after it] Now the cons : -annoying [ I like to whistle and talk a lot and am pretty loud] -jumpy -insecure -a tad nerdy, I love Archies and the Internet and watch way to much tv! -clusmy -incapable of sports - I suck at all sports and are uninterested in them -not smart academically [ my average is 70%] I don't try hard in school -eat a LOT ! [however i'm not fat] pictures : http://s683.photobucket.com/albums/vv200/SgtPepper8998/ What's really wrong, how can I improve myself. I know my nose is massive but i'm not getting plastic surgery. Am I really ugly - how do I become prettier? I'm sick of not having a boyfriend ever in my life or any interest of males for that matter. Thanks so much <3 And I want as many answers as possible please, so be honest and put in anything.

Wearing outgrown clothes? Can anyone who's like age 14-20 who has old clothes post a pic of them tryin them on lol Like pants that are too short and that kinda thing? I think it's cute and funny to see girls try on old outgrown clothes ! Not pictures of people who got fatter though I mean like a person 18 or 20 tryin on stuff from when they were like 12-15. Like pants too short shirt too small? Please please reply?

What's a good t-shirt design for a high school culinary arts club? So I joined the culinary arts club at my high school today and they asked for people to design some sort of t-shirt if they want to. I was thinking it would say on the front "I love culinary arts club...". Then on the back there would be a picture of a cake, possibly with a heart around it, and below it would say "...like a fat boy loves cake." I think it's pretty good, but it might be offensive to overweight people. So is this too offensive and does anyone have any other funny ideas? Thanks.

Guys Dont Like Me... Am I Pretty??? (With Pictures)? The last time I have been asked out was probably three months ago... and he was the most desperate guy i have ever met. Anyways. I know it counts what is on the inside more than the outside and i also know that a guy doesnt define me and I dont "need" a guy. thats not what i am going for. People tell me I have a good personality... Funny, caring, kind. In other words people like me... I am not clingy or annoying, boring or anything undesireable for that matter, but I am honestly confused. Is it my looks that guys dont like? Anything I could improve on? I realize this question puts me in the category of "low self esteem" and I know a guy should like me for who I am on the inside. Am I just getting into the friend zone or something?? Btw Im not fat... at all. And I shower daily lol. And im NOT a *****. And I am not desperate but I am not scared of guys either. In your answer I would love to know what age categories think of me. This is a repost fyi. http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270002.jpg http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270008.jpg http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270015.jpg NO IM NOT COMPLIMENT FISHING. DO YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION?!? This is a legitimate question. WOW.

Guys Don't Like Me........ WHATS WRONG?!?! (With Pictures)? The last time I have been asked out was probably three months ago... and he was the most desperate guy i have ever met. Anyways. I know it counts what is on the inside more than the outside and i also know that a guy doesnt define me and I dont "need" a guy. thats not what i am going for. People tell me I have a good personality... Funny, caring, kind. In other words people like me... I am not clingy or annoying, boring or anything undesireable for that matter, but I am honestly confused. Is it my looks that guys dont like? Anything I could improve on? I realize this question puts me in the category of "low self esteem" and I know a guy should like me for who I am on the inside. Am I just getting into the friend zone or something?? Btw Im not fat... at all. And I shower daily lol. And im NOT a *****. http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270002.jpg http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270008.jpg http://s1036.photobucket.com/albums/a444/Amandaxoxo94/Just%20Me/?action=view&current=image201009270015.jpg I'm not looking for attention. All I am doing is asking for people's opinion. And I have never posted a "how old do I look" question. soooo. wrong person i guess

honestlyyy. what do you thinkk? [Pictures]? -just wonderingg. what do people think of my apperance? i'm not one to care much of what people think of me. im just curious. -am i fat? ugly? i know this is a funny question. im just wondering. ---http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/turtledovelove33/HairCut_picnik.jpg ----http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/turtledovelove33/AnastasiaLinHairQuestion.jpg -------http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/turtledovelove33/CedarPoint-RandomPicutures001.jpg PLEASE;Honesty is what i need. -AddMeOnMySpaceeeee. -Turtledovelove33@aol.com

CREATIVE PEOPLE NEEDED...easy 10pts question, just some ideas needed--please helpp URGENT!! ? Okay, so I have this project: we have to draw an editorial cartoon. If you don't know what an editorial is, you are missing out on a whole range of really funny cartoons! You can: a) Google it b) Pick up a copy of your newspaper, flip to the editorials, and check it out c) This is an example: http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/ Editorial cartoons can be on many things, from politics to the overuse of video games in kids' lives. They express opinion on something. Our project is to draw an editorial cartoon. Not bragging, but I am a really good cartoonist. Not kidding...since the age of 8, I've been taking funny jokes, events, and ideas, turning them into cartoons, then drawing the cartoons and keeping them safe in a grey binder at the bottom of my bed...too scared to publish them, too scared to even tell anyone. Only my mum knows, but she's doesn't care, really. Anyway, moving on to the project....do you guys have any ideas? I'm mostly best at drawing people. So far, all I could come up with was a really fat celebrity, she's sitting on a beach, and then's there's a camera taking photos. Those photos are sent through this wire onto a computer screen, where this guy's retouching it, then final picture looks nowhere like the actual ugly, fat model! It's supposed to show how celebrity photos thnese days are realy being retouched. Yes, I know..it's rather crummy. The girl next me has this idea of having Britney Spears doing an IQ test, and getting a lower score than a donkey, or something like that. I don't know if that's a good one, but can you guys think of some ideas for a good, funny editorial cartoon? Any germ of an idea would be apreciated. Thanks SO much in advance from a waiting, young cartoonist (who will also start thinking now). Thank you everyone! :) Ha, thanks for your answers guys..please give more! What's a nuke, though? And how would a cell phone blow an airplane?

everyone 10 very funny yo momma jokes? read them and rate this from 1-10. and rate these from 1-10. 1) yo momma so fat not even dora can explore her 2) yo momma so old her memory is in black and white 3 yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it 4) yo momma so ulgy she like geicho even a cave man can do it 5) yo momma so ugly ur dad dropped her off at work and got a ticket for littering 6) yo momma so poor people rob her house for practice 7) yo momma like a vacum she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet 8) yo momma ugly ur dad takes her work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye 9) yo momma teeth are so crooked when she smiles it looks like she throwing gang signs 10) yo momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing now

very easy 10 points rate these funny yo momma jokes? read them and rate this from 1-10. and rate these from 1-10. 1) yo momma so fat not even dora can explore her 2) yo momma so old her memory is in black and white 3 yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it 4) yo momma so ulgy she like geicho even a cave man can do it 5) yo momma so ugly ur dad dropped her off at work and got a ticket for littering 6) yo momma so poor people rob her house for practice 7) yo momma like a vacum she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet 8) yo momma ugly ur dad takes her work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye 9) yo momma teeth are so crooked when she smiles it looks like she throwing gang signs 10) yo momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing now

Can you believe this guy? I was taking a picture of this building at a red light, and the guy in the car next to us thought I was taking a picture of him. Since when do people go around taking pictures of other people at red lights? And furthermore, WHY would I be taking a picture of your fat patooty, with your fat friend, and your fat children, in your boring car, with all of you sitting there inhaling Krispy Kremes? And he asks me if I just took a picture of him, as if he's going to get out and do something. I may be small, but I could definitley take him with a kick to the shin. I know it was'nt actually that crazy, I just thought it was funny that he'd think I'd be so interested...

what do I wear to this random cows funeral!? Hi poodles! Oh my god, the other day one of my friends, or whatever, died of like.....cancer, or something funny. Anyway, the fat cow dropped dead during Gym, and now we all have to go to her funeral. That totally sucks because I just got a rare spa treatment reservation at this Spa where all these celebrities go. Anyway, I had to cancel, so I was totally depressed. Until, I learnt that Aran Miller, that fat girl’s brother, is totally CUTE! I mean, he's serious arm candy; and would definitely bring out my cheek bones in the Prom pictures. So the fat chick’s death is the best thing that’s happened to me in ages! Thank the lord she had a congenital heart disease! Anyway, dead girls brother is toats sad, so I was thinking of doing a number at the funeral to cheer him up. I could also give some stupid bogus speech about how his dead sister looked up to me, and idolized me. Anyway, I'll sing this 12 minute rendition of "Dancing Queen", and might even wear roller skates! I'm making posters as we speak, and am inviting people from Song BMG, I really want a record deal. Anyway, what should I wear? First I was thinking of gold sequence, then I thought I should wear a version of that white skirt Kylie Minogue wore, but I'm just totally confused. What about a leopard skinned bikini? I just came back from Barbados, so I have a lovely tan. Thanks kittens! Love XOXO

Why don't we all just STOP watching Jon and Kate Plus 8? Why do people watch this crap? Reasons to stop watching this show: 1) This picture (link) http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jon-gosselin-shows-off-stomach-200948#comment-1257596 enough said. 2) If you watch it you are contributing to exploiting children. You are also contributing to giving these kids mental problems when they grow up! They didn't choose to be on TV and they didn't choose their parents. Didn't we learn anything from the Michael Jackson tragedy? KIDS NEED TO BE KIDS!!! This show is tearing their privacy and their childhood away from them! Doesn't this matter to anyone? 3) We should stop encouraging stupid, greedy, selfish people to reproduce! We should also stop making people famous for it! 4) The show is boring and there is way better stuff on TV. 5) The show isn't funny, witty, educational or uplifting in the least. 6) These people don't deserve to be celebrities or get more money. They have already made plenty of money from this. If they are wise with this cash, they have more than enough to take care of their kids! 7) They both LIE and act fake for the camera! 8) Jon and Kate don't seem like good people. Think about this for a minute...What have these two ever done for anyone? All they did was have sex and HAVE BABIES! This doesn't require any special talent. 9) They aren't even attractive people! Kate looks mean and grumpy with bad hair and a worse boob job. Jon is fat and balding. The kids are cute but I find the whole situation WAY to depressing to watch! 10) If you can think of any other reasons to NOT watch this show, let me know! I Of course if you can find a reason TO watch this show, you can try to explain why (WHY ON EARTH GOD?) this is but you probably won't get best answer LOL! Oh yeah and I hope this show is canceled! I hope the ratings go down in flames and turn into molten hot lava! I hope the next show that comes on is so repulsive that everyone watching simultaneously shuts off their TV or changes the chanel. I hope the show goes away and I hope I NEVER EVER EVER see another tabloid cover devoted to these two losers! I hope they lose every fan and move to an island somewhere where we don't have to hear about them ever again! Does anyone else agree?

People keep calling me anorexic & laughing? Why don't people understand that girls are just as sensitive as being called anorexic as when you call them fat? I don't like being called anorexic. Nobody knows that I am actually anorexic so I guess they think its funny? or teasing? or something? I'm not exactly the skinniest anorexic but it's still really inconsiderate to just stay stuff like that I guess. Then again, I'm not sure if they say stuff like that to me because they suspect I am, or think I'm definitely not. I didn't want to post a picture because those questions usually get deleted, but if it helps you answer, here's a picture. it's not the best picture of me, but it shows my body type i guess. i'm 5'5.25" and 120 pounds http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h20/DetectiveSnaz12/Me/anorexic.jpg ps my arm looks freakin huge but i swear its muscle, lol i'm 16 years old

I'm an inconfident fat guy :(? How can I ever get a girl, I'm 19 years old, six feet tall, 235 pounds. I feel so insecure around girls that look like their about the size of my leg haha. Once I get comfortable around people I'm no longer shy, but meeting new people I hold myself back, and I've been told I'm funny and random. I used to weigh 315 pounds, I started going to the gym and got down to 235ish in about 7 months. I still want to lose about 25 pounds, and I've been lifting weights. My confidence is higher, but I'm just not a conversationalist, I can never think of anything to talk about. so some random pictures of me: http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/271/n5618395924494506535bd3.jpg http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5152/n5618395923140056144vx4.jpg http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6003/n5618395924055328214qb8.jpg BEFORE AND AFTER picture: (just weighed myself, now 234 not 239) http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5744/beforeafter3gj4.png How can I boost my confidence, and be a better talker?

I'm the shy "fat" guy? How can I ever get a girl, I'm 19 years old, six feet tall, 235 pounds. I feel so insecure around girls that look like their about the size of my leg haha. Once I get comfortable around people I'm no longer shy, but meeting new people I hold myself back, and I've been told I'm funny and random. I used to weigh 315 pounds, I started going to the gym and got down to 235ish in about 7 months. I still want to lose about 25 pounds, and I've been lifting weights. My confidence is higher, but I'm just not a conversationalist, I can never think of anything to talk about. so some random pictures of me: http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/271/n5618395924494506535bd3.jpg http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5152/n5618395923140056144vx4.jpg http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6003/n5618395924055328214qb8.jpg BEFORE AND AFTER picture: (just weighed myself, now 234 not 239) http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5744/beforeafter3gj4.png

I Feel Really Fat,Unsecure & Misplaced Around My Skinny Friends Why? Im The Biggest Of The Three I'm 13 ones 16 and other is 13 also We go outside with my ipod speaker and they dance at the track boys come out and they are the ones they get look at i feel im just there to be a dj. some of the guys tease me and will be like ke*nn**y you should let me dj and go dance sexy like them and they all laugh and be like not! and my feeling get hurt i have no purpose there im sitting with the boys playing the music i dont know if they think im gay or just a loser but you know how there is like alway one fat friend and she feels left out because the others get watched more well thats how i feel they get attention and im sitting there like a guy i know they feel that im not as cute or hot as them and they notice it but dont say anything though i dont dance cause i feel people will laugh im 215 pounds and they are like 110 and 100 i look like a fool sitting there just playing music i think the only reason they want me outside is for there music benifit and i feel hurt i want to be noticed to and not just the big girl im funny i have a great personality and i just dont see how no guy wants me im pretty but bigger but they dont notice that all they see is sized cause i feel i look way better in the face then my friends and i can dance too. do they just get noticed for dancing like sluts? every guy who like me is not cute and i wish i could get what i want I Put a picture on here of me guys and girl give me advice i feel like crying: http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=atsm4w&s=5 http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=20a5ix4&s=5

How good of a writer am I? (funny)? Do you think I'm a good writer? I got my picture with Ronald McDonald after a Christmas parade in my town and I posted it on myspace with this story I made up. I got some comments on how great of a writer I am. Is this good writing? I like writing funny stuff like this :) Ok, so I was bored just sitting at this Christmas parade when Ronald McDonald rode by on a Segway. So I was like 'Holy crap look out!' because I had seen the Burger King on a roof with a 50cal sniper rifle. I jumped up to ronald and pushed him off of his scooter. The bullet ricocheted in my chest seven times before piercing my heart. It was then that out of the corner of my eye I saw the Wendy's girl (Wendy) running at Ronald with her french fry chain gun screaming 'EAT MY FROSTY'S RONALD!'. I jumped on the Segway and charged at her narrowly dodging each fry exploding with such great force out of the twisted device, buzzing by my head like a thousand angry africanized killer bees. I ran over the little witch, putting her food company out of business forever. I picked up the gun, aiming it carefully at the top of the Burger King's nasty little hideout where he had tried to pick off his arch nemesis just moments before. I saw something move, I fired a fry. The Burger man was no more, putting his business out of commission forever as well. But then I saw it. The white beard, the large glasses. No... It couldn't be. No, it was impossible. It was Colonel Sanders. I told Ronald 'Run. Now. Get as far away as possible!' I yelled this because I realized something. The Colonel was a terrorist. Yes I had put all the pieces together at once in this critical moment in time. The man had one hundred and twenty pounds of explosives strapped to his chest. But this fat old man stood no chance, considering that I always carried around a spare grenade in my sweatshirt. I pulled the pin and threw the exploding little ball of doom. At least, it was Colonel Sanders doom. I ran into the McDonald's behind me before the explosion. Just before Sanders met his maker the Arby's oven mit and the Carl's Jr. star came out to see what all the ruckus was about. Everyone was destroyed. The only people living were me, Ronald McDonald, and the McDonald's building with everyone inside of it. Ronald was on the floor crying and I asked him why. He said "I freakin' love you man!" Then Caleb took a picture with my phone so I posted it on Myspace. http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u220/magnet_eater/IMG00061.jpg Oh and I was wondering what style of writing I have?

What caused Hermann Goering to become so Avaricious, Arrogant, and Gluttonous as a Leader of the Nazi party? and how he became this way over time? what really was the factors that you think probably pushed him to become this way the most? were other members as nearly as avaricious as he? how he was viewed by other members , especially Hitler? it is almost funny looking at his pictures , how fat he became and his carrying his stick around ..what makes people like this?..lol also, how much did participate in the killings in WWII and why people liked him so much as SELFISH as he seemed and probably was. how he became a member and why a leader too? please explain and describe thanks for your answers!

Drama Queen ex-best friend of seven years still has people lying to her behind her back; do I tell her? I recently had a huge falling-out with a very close friend I met in high school and kept in close contact with after I graduated and went to college. She dated, to me, a very degrading and mentally abusive guy whom she insisted she loved anyway, even though he called her fat, broke up with her often as a joke, went out of his way to make sure she knew he was intentionally ignoring her... you get the picture. They eventually broke up, and she became pretty depressed. Well, semi-recently, she had a huge change of heart... or something. Her attitude in social situations changed almost entirely, her flirtations and encounters with boys developed exponentially. I was really happy for her--and don't get me wrong, I still am--to be over Asshole Boyfriend. However, she took it a little *too* far, to the point where she was insisting on being the center of attention in everything, bragging to her close friends about these other great friends she had made, even insulting us because she thought it was funny. Now, okay, I didn't want to just sit back and watch a friend spiral down the wrong direction, so I tried to bring it up to her about associating with the wrong kind of people. This backfired horribly, and ended with her telling me I had ZERO right to "tell her how to live her life," and that I was "one to complain," then listing off ex-boyfriends she knew I viewed as mistakes. I dropped the issue. A mutual friend of ours finally called me and said that most of the people she was friends with (they had just recently met this ex-friend) had been complaining to her about her immature "drama queen" attitude, but she wouldn't tell me who, she just made it clear that my next best course of action was to talk to her and try to get her to calm down. I thought about the best way to do this, after our first encounter. Ironically, the next day one of her new "friends" approached me, laughing about how "she was complaining you're too hot for her" and that I should "know that a fat, hairy dyke wants to clam joust with you." This basically pushed me over the edge, and I resolved that if these were the kind of "new great friends" she was hanging out with, I didn't want to be a part of it. I brought it up to her (the comment made by the above asshole) and she shrugged it off as though it were nothing, then asked why myself and our mutual friend had been seeming distant. I told her it was because of her attitude, how she had developed to be a "center of attention" drama queen, and quoted what our friend had said. Needless to say it didn't go over too well, and she believed what she wanted: Our friend didn't think those things at all, and I was personally just being "mean, vindictive and judgmental." She left our group of friends, telling none of us to talk to her anymore. Our now-not-so-mutual friend (for she told me she was glad to be "rid of her") text messages me now whenever this girl approaches her, laughing about everything she says, and makes it clear she's pretending to be friends with her for her own amusement and for the amusement of her friends--which she tells as well and laughs. So I'm stuck in two ways here, one being that: I don't think it's fair that I'm the only one who gets to look like I thought her attitude was immature and inappropriate, and the second: While she's changed drastically, she's still (somewhere) the person I was best friends with for over seven years and I feel like it's wrong she's getting played like this. I don't really want to approach her because I definitely don't see it ending well. Our ex-mutual-friend refuses to talk to her and tell her to her face what she thinks, an explanation for this from someone else being "Well.... that's (name) for you." So, I'm asking you, People on Yahoo Answers, what you think, and what you'd do.

What IS UP with those questions?!? Okay well I usually don't bitch about stuff on here but you know the question where people ask if they're fat but it's a picture of person with an eating disorder? Well It's like really hurtful because I think I might have an eating disorder. What's your opinion? I want the opinion of people that though it was funny and people that don't. No rude comments either. :) Thanks for all the answers :) .

concerned about weight please help? im 14 years old in the range of 130-140 pounds i have been concirned about my size all my life both of the sides of my familly are overweight so its hard not to gain weight.in 2006 i was 12 and weighned 90 pounds words can hurt me bad i got called "fat" from my brother because he knows about my problem i ended up making myself throw up alot i have been like this since i was about 6 this weight concerning has affected me i constany look at the mirror,pull my shirt down,cannot even take a picture some people thinks its funny but it realy isnt im not balemic or anything of only done it a few times and ive stopped i just hate this problem can some one help me? also im about 5"4 now

Why do a lot of people assume a chubby baby equals a healthy baby? My mom has made several comments that really annoyed me. When I was 32 weeks pregnant I started having weekly ultrasounds to track my baby's growth. I was terrified. The concern came about when I told my doctor I didn't really feel I was big for my stage in the pregnancy. He said I'd been measuring fine but when he measured me I was a week off. Then each week it seemed to be off quite a bit ... at one point he was measuring almost three weeks off. I was convinced that I was going to give birth to a midget or dwarf (not that I would have rejected him). I was scheduled to have a c-section due to a prior surgery where they removed a fibroid from my uterus. My doctor delivered my son two days early due to high blood pressure. That's when he discovered that I have a bicornuate uterus (where it's shaped funny). He showed me the picture of it and it really looked weird. That explained the growth issue and the fact that he always seemed to be positioned on the left side of my uterus. He was 5 lbs. 7 oz. and 18.5 inches long when he was born ... and he was healthy. Now, he is a little over 10 lbs. but still kind of petite in my opinion. I am 5 ft. 2 in. and both of my parents are short. My husband is tall but it doesn't look like he is going to take after his side. My mother has been making remarks since she saw him. She said I need to put some olive oil on him to "fill him out". Then she insisted that I should be feeding him every two hours instead of every three. She made the comment that I need to "bring him over so she can fatten him up". He has gained quite a bit of weight so far, and my husband and I made the comment that we don't want to overfeed him. She raised her voice and said, "you want a fat baby! not a fat baby but a healthy baby". Well what the hell is my baby? He has no issues as far as we know! He has a clean bill of health. She is always comparing my son to my cousin's son (who lives in another state). She said his cheeks and thighs have gotten fat ... as if I need to be in a competition. My baby was not skinny when he was born but he wasn't fat either. He was average and very petite. Nobody thought he weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz. But now he has grown so big. Am I crazy to be annoyed? Is it assumed that if someone has a chubby baby the baby is healthy? He turned 9 weeks yesterday.

How to deal with being ugly?????? I am honestly really ugly, and I will never be one of those pretty girls who look good in pictures or even just an 'ok' looking girl. The worst part is that it is nothing I can control. I am not fat, I am a good weight, I have well groomed eyebrows, and I have a mostly clear complexion, I get some acne occasionally. And it really hurts just to go through everyday life. I hate having a facebook just because I hate seeing all the pictures of me that just look terrible, and I can never take a good picture because I am so ugly. And then there are all those girls who look so pretty in EVERY single picture. People are rude or condescending sometimes because I am ugly, and I am definitely the 'ugly friend'. All my friends get the cute guys. I can't even really make up for it in any other ways too. I'm not extremely smart, I not very outgoing, or funny, and I even have a lisp. I really cannot deal with this. Any suggestions?

Please Read!!! Emegency! I will give ten points to best answer. I need a lot of answers!!? Ok. I am a really shy person, a cheerleader, and I'm really nice when you get to know me. I am pretty, but I'm just a little on the fat side (about 130 lbs. and 13). There's this guy and I have been in love with him since the middle of seventh grade. He is really popular, so he's a lot more popular than me, but I am a cheerleader so.... Idk. Sometimes I think he likes me because he looks at me a lot. A lot, but I try not to look at him because last year I stared at him too much, causing another guy to tell him that I kept staring at him. Then the guy said that he knew. HUMILIATING!! But he looks at me when I am walking to my classes because I look at him too. I think he likes me. Does he? He doesn't really talk to me, but I'm guessing he might be nervous. Once me and my friends were playing this game in a class and he would tell them if they messed up, but he wouldn't tell me. Am I just imagining things, or is he nervous in front of me. A few days ago some people in my class were looking at some pictures of my teacher with me, including the guy I like. He was saying something funny about one picture and I smiled at him and he was smiling at me. So now I have no idea what to do because I missed school today, so I didn't get to do anything. What are some ways to flirt with him and talk to him?

Your Opinion On These Band Names? Which one do you like best? 1. Calories From Fat - Funny Saying From Food Labels 2. Sum 1 Blink - My two favorate bands combined, also sum 41 and blink 182 both have a 1 in them. 3. Uno At Nine - This is a funny saying that me and my freinds use because on xbox live it is said that people who play uno with video cameras just get naked and don't even play the game 4. I Hate Your Parents - Everyone can relate because most people take after there parents even your enemys 5. 226 - Only blink 182 and plus 44 fans can relate, so now you know where I got the 226 from 6. Emos Arn't People - I hate emo bands and one kid drew a picture of a emo with hawthorn heights on his shirt in my year book and wrote emos arn't people and I had to laugh 7. What Rhymes With Venus - Funny name that blink 182 almost called there Take Off Your Pants And Jacket album 8. Don't Take Our Band Name - Makes people think

Wise lols - funny or not ? 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.) 7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme. 8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. 10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your differences. Love each other. 13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed. 17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again. 20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and "mental illness." 25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 26. You should not confuse your career with your life. 27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 28. Never lick a steak knife. 29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 31. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 32. Your friends love you anyway.

Looking for the funny picture with the fat bride and bridesmaids and skinny groom and best men?

What is the name of those insanely funny pictures of all the disney princesses? my sister was talking about how there was this one artist tht drew the disney princesses.... but he made it insanely funny! like for example, my sister said tht he drew snow white with seven kids and she was all fat.

I'm looking for a funny picture of a fat red head kid staring at these supermodels? It was seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen. I found it on digg.com and I was not able to find it again. It had the words "soon" or "i will have you"; something, can't remember. All I know was that fat kid that looked like that fat kid from Bad Santa. He was holding onto the fence, feet off the ground, i think wedged in the bottom, just staring at the super models walking by.

Is There Any Program Where I Can Take My Picture And Do Funny Stuff With It Like Making Myself Fat? Is there any program where i can do that to download it, like example you can put your face in a body of someone elses? Please can someone help? I've been looking for this kind of program for an year!

What's the name of this show about a short fat ugly funny looking big head man? I hear my friends at school talking about this show that shows the life of an ugly, short, fat, big headed black guy and they say it's hilarious. They also said if you see him in real life and snap a picture of him you can get money for it. I asked them where I can see it and they said it was a secret! ARGH! some friends I have! I've googled anything related to big ugly heads and still cant find it. any ideas?

What is a funny joke/picture to put on a pool/birthday party invitation...besides a fat guy diving?

Is my seven year old son fat? Here is a picture. I'm really concerned.http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-fat-alf-kid-0fP.jpg

Do you think me and my friend are pleasantly plump? We have been eating too many big macs and we think it has went down to our thighs http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww256/mynightmareofyou/funny-pictures-fat-mcdonalds-chicks.jpg

And you thought you were fat!!!? http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1146/Fattest+Man+In+The+World That can't be real! It's on funnyjunk so i don't think it is........ right?

Have you ever made a joke or funny picture on the internet and had it come back to you eventually? I made a picture years ago of four fat guys sitting on stools showing their butt cracks. I had put the words below them, "say no to crack". I have seen my picture come back to me from forwarding joke email friends at least four times. Have you ever seen your own jokes come back to you eventually?

How does she look in your opinion, beautiful? http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/fat-under-dress.jpg

help me find a funny picture :]]? i need a picture of a fat boy with a moustache. its a inside joke with a friend whose birthday is coming upp... so if you could find a funny one it would be awesome!

When did Milan change their football kit??????? http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/fat-football-player.jpg ... were old ones to small for Ronaldo???

is that her stomach hanging out? :\ im really confused i dunno what it is. http://argville.com/images/funny-pictures/fat-under-dress.jpg

Who wanna to see the real picture of stone cold stunna? http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-the-fat-alf-kid-0fP.jpg if that cool give me star

Does my cousin look fat? *pics*? He eats at McDonalds every day, but I don't think he's fat. http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg lol xD

Are this things funny? http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26va%3Dfunny%26sz%3Dall&w=500&h=389&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F39%2F86079966_866db5473a.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fwaltzing_broonhilda%2F86079966%2F&size=131.6kB&name=Funny%20Picture%20Sent%20to%20Me%20By%20A%20Friend&p=funny&type=JPG&oid=de93ac87be7cd236&fusr=Waltzing%20Broomhilda&tit=Funny%20Picture%20Sent%20to%20Me%20By%20A%20Friend&hurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/waltzing_broonhilda/&no=7&tt=4334063 http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Twisted%20Animals%20Album/images/mutant_dog_jpg.jpg http://www.freakingnews.com/Exotic-Animals-Pictures--616.asp http://www.flickr.com/photos/23384454@N00/367759927/ http://atworkandbored.com/jokes-inc/fun-pics/funny-statue-5453.jpeg http://meowkitty.bravehost.com/myPictures/clay+fat.bmp Im only asking. not trying to be mean.. Ohhh plez dont report me.. you already do its just jokes... ok?! Im asking cause some one emailed me this! lol... plez dont report!

Ever notice how these female actresses have funny looking legs from knees on down? You've probably seen them posing for pictures on the internet in these gossip columns. Wearing short dresses or skirts, even mini-skirts, showing off their legs. But, have you noticed from the knees on down their legs look like those of a man? Not shapely & firm! Even fat girls wearing mini-skirts, know of some the stars who do?

Help me find a picture online, either funny or disgusting? I need a funny avatar for another webpage. I want something funny, like a fat naked man or anything else funny you can think of. It must be fairly small in size. 10 points to the funniest. Vampyre, I take it you are fat then?

Can anyone help me find a particular funny picture? As a part of a joke, I want to show my friend this picture I've seen many times on the internet. It's a woman asleep on a sun lounger I think, and she's ugly, fat and has the biggest exposed boobs I've ever seen, and nipples to match. It's probably photoshopped, but it's hilarious. I thought just searching burger nips on Google images would find it, but no :( Her head is on the left side. she's lying on the right, and her boobs are hanging down. If anyone could get me a link to the photo, I'd be chuffed to bits. This was basically the only place I could go to help find it, and no, it's not eligible to be reported, especially after most of the stuff on here. It's just a funny picture, not "explicit" so please help me find it! :D

im looking for a funny cat picture..? Im looking for this one funny cat picture for my friend. It a big fat white cat sitting on a glass table and it says "I iz Battlecruizer" I'll give ten points to the first person that can find me the picture! please help!

Do you think I'm overweight? :(? http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-super-fat-woman-0kK.jpg ... I'm the one on the right..... this is serious. I need to know if my diet's working.

is this a funny picture? do u find this funny or offencive? http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20person/i_luv_joe_jonas116/i%20hate%20people/mileycyrus.jpg?o=113 i didnt draw it i found it

You have to look at this!!? http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1498/Fat+McDonalds+Kid/ It's Hilarious!!! ((It only a pic))

Am I fat? you got to love the Mcdonalds...? http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh3/brigettestreeper/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zXj.jpg

Does this skirt make me look fat? http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_136/Funny_Pictures_1363.jpg Sad, huh?

Does the wheelbarrow make me look fat? http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1156/New+McDonalds+Ad/ I'm starting to get a complex. Poll: Biggie Size me or Super Size me

Want to see a lady with a fat cat???? http://ct2.pimp-my-profile.com/userpics/funny_pictures/21_new.jpg

funny christmas cards??? i want to print out a picture of a funny christmas card! like that fat naked santa thing! im giving this to all my friends so something very funny! :) thank you!

Do you guys really think Tyra Banks is fat? I think its kind of funny that they say that, I dont think shes fat...Ive seen the pictures, she doesnt look the best but she cant always be walking around looking like a barbie doll..and I wouldnt complain if I looked like that. I think one of you misunderstood me so im re-stating it I think Tyra Banks IS NOT fat..

If you spend to many hours on here dose this happen? http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20man/liscie151/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zxj.jpg it has to Buddy Buddy is my hubby

am i fat?! pics included? i mean i had a hard time in school. i felt really depressed and i just......jumped. http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-33.jpg i was just trying to be funny. you need to take a chill pill! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2GAhGubfWM gosh have a sense of humor! and im not an idiot for putting it up, your the real idiot for reading it lol!

What's the most funny thing your child has ever done? My daughter was at school and when i came to pick her up she showed me this drawing of our family and she showed her dad, herself, and then me with a huge belly (i am pregnant) and i said "sweetie i'm not that big" (it took up A LOT of the paper) and she said mom why are you so fat? Your embarrassing me! and she pointed to the picture and said this is you! get in shapey mommy! come to recess with me next time. lol you should have heard the way she said it though! what's your funny story? milk horses lol

yo mama jokes......some of this are funny :))))))))? tell me which ones are funny......which ones are alright....and wich ones are not 1. yo mamaso fat she's on both sides of the family 2. yo mama so fat you have to frease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through 3. yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps 4. yo mama so fat she cant tie her own shoes 5. yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs 6. yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket 7. yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! 8. yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial 9. yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water 10. yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out 11. yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth 12. yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures 13. yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck 14. yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reach her waist they spelled out "boulevard" 15. yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose 16. yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles 17. yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon 18. yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean 19. yo mama so fat that she would have been E.T, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse 20. yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl 21. yo mam so fat she was baptised in the ocean 22. yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

girls and fat guys..........................? I'm about 30 lbs overweight. I'm stocky and muscular anyway, just pudgy in the middle and butt area. There's this girl who seems to be crazy about me (I honestly don't know why; this has been the case ever since we met three years ago, so I'm not just her crush of the week. I won't get into the reason why we are not a couple here). So she must like my looks, I would guess? Especially when she looks at me in the starry eyed way she does? But she was looking at this funny picture of these two guys who weren't wearing shirts, and she says "That's so gross, their big beer bellies" but these guys were probably 20 pounds under me! They were really unkempt redneck types which she doesn't like though. Does this make any sense to you, and if so, can you explain it to me?

Is it better to have a picture of yourself, or a cartoon version of yourself? I have a myspace, but unfortunately, I hate the way I look, so I have a South Park Version of myself up. On my pictures, I have pictures of all my friends, of things I like, things I think are funny, everything except myself. So tell me, whats worse? A south park version of yourself, or a picture of your short fat ugly self? Plus, having a picture of myself wouldn't fit the dark "theme" of my Myspace. Please don't get off topic and say "If you dont like yourself then lose some weight" because this is not the point of this question. Edit: Its not a matter of confidence at this point. Well, it still is, but right now I'm mostly worried about the aesthetic value of my Myspace. If I put a picture of my fat self, it will clash with the dark atmosphere and all the pictures of beautiful women I have up there will seem sour.

Poll: Funny or not? "Your so fat that when u went missing they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton to fit your picture in" Funny? huh, huh, huh? lol Imnot trying to insult anybody i just heard it and thought it was funny, heck i have big ears, lol.

Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes? your moms like a big mac...full of fat and worth 1 dollar Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road! Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life. Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border! Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips! Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide. Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship. Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth. Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons! Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development. Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94

friends or more? this one girl commented this guy saying "are we cooking or what" then she commented again saying "yo ***** let me know if you guys are going bowling tonight" then she commented saying "hey ******..and then like a picture of an old woman thats like ill suck yo **** fo a dolla" and then she commented another funny pic that said "im getting naked and waiting for you..*** in!"..and its like a funny picture of like a fat guy washing a car idkk if theyre friends or more?

can someone please identify this bulumic model? http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1941/And+You+Think+Fat+Is+Ugly/ thank u

Shes not fat, right?? My little sister whos 12 (13 in june) thinks shes too fat to wear a bikini this summer. She weighs 90-95 pounds and is about 4'11" She does sit ups and crunches everyday and is getting defined abs [[ 2 or 4 pack]] (it funny cuz shes only 12&has abs) she always askes me if she too fat and sometimes she even takes pictures of her stomach to see if she looks fat and she doesnt but still says she has "blubber" or "rolls". Shes fit and she looks very healthy but doesnt seem to believe me, our parents, or her friends. She can wear a bikini right??Shes a size 1 in jeans& is usually a small or medium in shirts (depending on which store) i calculated her bmi and shes pretty close to being underweight, im a little worried. &dont even ask to post a pic cuz im not going to. What do i do?? shes not fat at all....... Thanks so much :D now that i think about it she doesnt eat a lot. At meals she only eat a couple bites and sometimes skips the meal all together.

My sister is convinced shes fat? help me? My little sister whos 12 (13 in june) thinks shes too fat to wear a bikini this summer. She weighs 90-95 pounds and is about 4'11" She does sit ups and crunches everyday and is getting defined abs [[ 2 or 4 pack]] (it funny cuz shes only 12&has abs) she always askes me if she too fat and sometimes she even takes pictures of her stomach to see if she looks fat and she doesnt but still says she has "blubber" or "rolls". Shes fit and she looks very healthy but doesnt seem to believe me, our parents, or her friends. She can wear a bikini right??Shes a size 1 in jeans& is usually a small or medium in shirts (depending on which store) i calculated her bmi and shes pretty close to being underweight, im a little worried. &dont even ask to post a pic cuz im not going to. What do i do?? shes not fat at all....... Thanks so much :D

Don't you think Demi looks really fat in this picture with miley? i found it really funny. http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/happy-16th-birthday-miley/2464/6;_ylt=Ag.Gp6LctBcBhpU1cTfZcPzGphx.;_ylv=3#id=6 depends on how you look at the picture.

what are some simple easy and free websites where you can morph pictures? you know like those videos on youtube where they edit a person`s picture so they look fat? those are funny i would like to make some :)

Is this jacket cute, should i get it? ( pictures )? http://www.babyphat.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&productid=BP-M5A00004_001&startColor=001&dept=juniors&category=juniors&groupName=outerwear ( this one is in black but there is a cream one if you want to see it the link is below this one ) http://www.babyphat.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&productid=BP-M5A00011_002&startColor=002&dept=juniors&category=juniors&groupName=outerwear http://www.babyphat.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&productid=BP-M5A00011_001&startColor=001&dept=juniors&category=juniors&groupName=outerwear OH YEAH! i forgot, is this designer?! LOL! sorry thats a weird question.. but is it? ( Im in grade 8 if that helps ) Would i look funny wearing that ( i have a golden brown hair and brown eyes, and kind of a tannish skin, and im not skinny, not fat, im average .. if you want a picture of me just look at one of my other questions.. there are some in "what do you think of us ? " thanks bye!

Could these 3 men be pregnewt? I took a picture of them on the street: http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/742_Funny_Fat_men.jpg It was only upon closer inspection that I could feintly see the outline of a pregnanted belly. Is it possible or is it just a case of bad lighting? Jil: The hot towels are so the mucous plug doesn't slip away right?

Who else finds it insanely funny that for the Kid's Choice Awards they use horrible pics of Hannah Montana?! I think it's because She's a Disney star and the Kids Choice Awards are on Nickelodeon. Does she really always look that much like a wacko now???! Are my dreams coming true? The pictures they use makes her look like she is fat and has WAY too much eyeliner on...I find it very funny on Nickelodeon's part because she is a Disney star. HAH. Go Nick! Even though she is going to win, I still hope she loses!!! What do you think?

I need help finding funny lovey stuff!!? Okay so my boyfriend is in bed and I want to do something cute. I want to do a bunch of stuff to his facebook profile. I want to put up cute little sayings, pictures,etc. BUT I don't want stuff that's really mushy. I want things that are lovey but funny. For example something like..."I love you like a fat kid loves cake"...that kind of thing. If you know any cute and funny little sayings like that or have any sweet and funny pics please help!! Thanks :o)

how do you find out who someone is in a funny myspace comment? you know how everyone posts the comments of someone that is doing something funny.... like the fat guy at the computer, or the fat guy with the shirt about beating anorexia..... how can you find out who the person is in the picture or even the origin of the picture.... the reason i ask is because i think i know one of them... but the picture isn't clear enough to tell....

Is this a funny picture? http://web.bsu.edu/CMWILSON2/fat%20ass.jpg

the five toughest questions women ask and their answers funny or true sorry its a long one? The five questions are: 1. "What are you thinking?" 2. "Do you love me?" 3. "Do I look fat?" 4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5. "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Baseball b - Football c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers: 2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include: a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me? 3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke: "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."

wut u think of this?? i dont think it too funny tho wut ur opinioin? A kindergarten teacher asked her students to draw pictures of what Christmas meant to them. One little boy drew a manger scene but included a large, jolly, fat man. His teacher said, "Oh, I see you included Santa Claus with Mary, Joseph and little Jesus." But the little boy shook his head. "That's not Santa," he said, frustrated his teacher hadn't recognized the other person. "Okay. Then who is it?" the teacher asked. "Don't you know? He's the guy from Silent Night. You know, 'Round John Virgin!' In order to help bring the English language in line with the European Monetary Union's standards by 2005, the phrase "to spend a penny" is to be decommissioned, and phased out by the end of this year. The approved new terminology will be "euro-nating". 20 dollars Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me". His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill". So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc. Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket." She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars". "Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers:LOL! The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Q: Why did the blonde hold her hands tightly over her ears? A: She was trying to hold on to a thought! Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: I'm sooo drunk! A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at the hair salon and asked for a hair cut, but instructed that the hairstylist could not take the headphones off. After a while, the blonde appeared to have fallen asleep in the chair, so the stylist removed the headphones and the blonde dropped dead! Confused at what happened, the hairstylist tried on the headphones and heard, "Breath in, breath out.." A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because ur finger's broken!!

She picks on me because of my figure.? Ok, so there's a girl I know who bullies me a lot, when I said i was getting a bob cut, she said in a nice tone 'oh you're getting your hair cut?' then she started saying 'Then while you're at it, why don't you work on your face, your body and your nose!?', and a few days ago on my MySpace the same girl posted a comment on a picture of me and a friend nicknamed 'BB' and she posted 'BB you're gorgeous! Shame about the ginger. :/' referring to me. On another one of my MySpace pics, she posted a comment saying: 'hahaha !! I needed a laugh, fahookin funny picture !! Do you realise how stupid you look ? Well keep it up so i can laugh at it'. I've also heard from my friend that the first time she saw him, she just slapped him, and her boyfriend kept calling him 'fat' and 'square head'. The girl also says I have a 'fat a**e' and that I'm ugly and she keeps saying my friends don't really like me, and she tries to steal my friends, and then she tells me to 'Go and find some REAL friends'. She also got my friends to ignore me once, they all shouted for me when i got there, they all ignored me. I just want to find a way to get my revenge on her... somehow.

Should I color my hair brown (photo included)? I have ivory skin but my face has a tendency to be kinda pinkish (unlesss I have my make-up on) and sometimes looks red against my blonde hair. Do you think I could dye my hair brown or would it look funny? Here's my picture...excuse my FAT-ness, haha. http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa223/sugar_butt86/021708054.jpg

am i ugly...? http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/a/a4/Cow.jpg http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-cow-jumping-aqY.jpg http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~yke/photoqual/results/cow/cow-nose.jpg http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Animal-Wallp some friends told me i looked fat. please be honest-

Are there any men that would find this woman physically attractive? http://www.freakingnews.com/Fat-Woman-Pictures-6607.asp For arguments sake we will say she has a great personality, she is funny, she can cook, and yaddy yaddy yaddy. I am just curious. I am not the woman in this picture. Women, you can asnwer too if you would like to. Try to think like a man though. Please do not say your mom is fat so you might be biased. Think like a man, Please.

funny or not?? Yo mamma's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Your mommas so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture. Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Does this picture (my avatar) make me look fat.......? This ought to be funny.....

Funny Jokes! STAR IF YOU LIKE SOME OF THEM!? Before < Marriage > After? Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top. - I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was Pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said," Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!" I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing. The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear. I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby." - One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear." The teacher said, "You what?" He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead." - The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead." - I teach 2nd grade and have many funny stories, but this one tops them all. One day little girl in my cousin's first grade class went home and asked her mother what testicles were. Caught off guard, her mother sat down and gingerly began to explain, as best as she could, what they were. After the long spill, the little girl looked at her mother and said, "That is not what my teacher told me they were. She told me that you wear them on your eyes to help you see better!" Needless to say, it was spectacles (glasses) that were being talked about!! One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive. She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car. After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, "Aren`t you going to arrest me?". The cop asked, "why?" She replied, "Cause I was drinking and driving!" The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, "We can`t arrest you if you`re driving while drinking water!" There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "whoa! Its getting hot in here!" The other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

does this seem funny or mean? i saw this picture of a really cute fat can and under it it says "dont wanna" its really cute and it reminded me of him (in a good way) and i wanted to post a myspace comment saying it reminded me of u. would it seem mean if i did that would he take it in a bad way or a good way. (he's not fat but he isnt skinny) shuld i or shouldnt i

Star this if you enjoy it! Its a funny joke!? 1- I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was Pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said," Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!" I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing. The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear. I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby." 2= One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear." The teacher said, "You what?" He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead." 3- The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead." 7- I teach 2nd grade and have many funny stories, but this one tops them all. One day little girl in my cousin's first grade class went home and asked her mother what testicles were. Caught off guard, her mother sat down and gingerly began to explain, as best as she could, what they were. After the long spill, the little girl looked at her mother and said, "That is not what my teacher told me they were. She told me that you wear them on your eyes to help you see better!" Needless to say, it was spectacles (glasses) that were being talked about!! Talk about a