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Girls Basketball: Two Monarchs show there’s more than one way to reboundMonday, July 18, 2011 @ 11:02PMRebounding from the loss of its top rebounder, Amy Boden, one area that the Bishop McGann-Mercy Diocesan High School girls basketball team should not have to worry about, interestingly enough, is the rebounding department. Thank you, Mairead Glynn. Thank you, Elizabeth Hartmann. The Monarchs could count on nine rebounds per game last season from Boden, [...]

Last Night's TV - Show Me the Funny – Stand-up Showdown, ITV1; Antiques Master, BBC2Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 6:10PMIn this game," came the tagline, "it's not enough to be funny – you've got to be fearless." Ah! No sooner had we begun to mourn the passing of The Apprentice, than Show Me the Funny – Stand-up Showdown comes along, promising equivalent levels of hubris and humiliation.

‘True Blood’ star Joe Manganiello describes being naked with wild animal for sceneMonday, July 18, 2011 @ 4:22PMTheCelebrityCafe.com Staff Manganiello: “Basically it’s Alcide and Eric both naked, screaming at each other at the top of their lungs with Sookie in the middle” Joe Manganiello at the Season 4 premiere of HBO's "True Blood". (Hollywood, CA) ***U.S. Syndication Only!*** read more

Betty White can't attend Marine Corps ballMonday, July 18, 2011 @ 4:07PMSorry Sgt. Ray Lewis - Betty White can't accept your invitation to the Marine Corps ball! Although Lewis' fellow Marines had luck using YouTube to land Marine Corps ball dates with celebrities, it didn't work out this time. “I am deeply flattered and truly appreciate the invitation, as everyone knows I love a man in [...]

Stuck in a routine and a little bored? Try improv!Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 2:35AMThere's birthday party energy in Steve Fogel's San Carlos living room. Shouting! Squealing! Only the noisemakers aren't kids. They're grown-ups, 16 responsible adults pretending to toss an invisible ball of electricity around a circle.

Young clown has big (blue) shoes to fillMonday, July 18, 2011 @ 1:19AM  When it comes to making her dreams come true, 11-year-old Hope Ogle isn't just clowning around.   Hope, who lives with her grandparents Bill and Nancy Ogle in Clearmont, selected clowning as her 4-H project. 

News of the World phone hacking scandal: as it happened July 17Monday, July 18, 2011 @ 1:04AMThe phone-hacking scandal which has engulfed Rupert Murdoch's News International, as it happened.

Cabbie beaten up 'by other taxi drivers'Sunday, July 17, 2011 @ 8:40PMA CABBIE injured outside a Sydney railway station may have been beaten up by other taxi drivers, police say.

Kardashian's husband 'shaken' after car crashSunday, July 17, 2011 @ 7:25PMLOS Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom was "shaken up" after he was involved in a car accident in New York City, Us Weekly reported today.